The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:19 am

First topic message reminder :

WADAW.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:28 am

I think has you get older you get less tolerant. I waited for over 10 mins to get served a pint the other day and when the bloke served someone who had come in after me I (almost) shouted FFS and stormed out. Fecking c*nts ordering coffee and food at a pub. Feck off to Starbucks....

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:29 am

seAnmicHaels wrote:Fecking c*nts ordering coffee and food at a pub. Feck off to Starbucks....

Jesus, this must be the 15th time you've posted this in 2015.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:36 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seAnmicHaels wrote:Fecking c*nts ordering coffee and food at a pub. Feck off to Starbucks....

Jesus, this must be the 15th time you've posted this in 2015.

LSW.

It is a point that needs to be made. Every bit as serious as gun control in the US.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:39 am

seAnmicHaels wrote:I think has you get older you get less tolerant.

Phuck off, the lot of you. I've had enough of this inane drivel.

by Adam D Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:40 am

Following on from Seans post, I hate people who feel they have a God given right to push in and that the rules don't apply to them.

People at bars, women in queues etc

Morning all. And a diaspora is a hat.

by Adam D Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:40 am

Rihanna wore a diaspora in the bulletproof video.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:41 am

people who can't queue properly should be exterminated.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:41 am

seAnmicHaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seAnmicHaels wrote:Fecking c*nts ordering coffee and food at a pub. Feck off to Starbucks....

Jesus, this must be the 15th time you've posted this in 2015.

LSW.

Love Sucking Windows?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:42 am

Didn't diaspora used to make football boots?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:42 am

LITLLE STALKERISH I play with my 2inch cock

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:43 am

seAnmicHaels wrote:people who can't queue properly should be exterminated.

People queued immaculately at Auschwitz and still got exterminated.

They can't bloody win with you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:43 am

seAnmicHaels wrote:LITLLE STALKERISH I play with my 2inch man sausage

Pervert.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:44 am

Is it too early for holocaust jokes?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:'sup Shah, why so late these days?

I'm the last man standing. Everyone else has succumbed to various viral infections none of which that I am responsible for

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:45 am

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is it too early for holocaust jokes?

I have got a great one.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:47 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is it too early for holocaust jokes?

Wait. Let me turn off the gas.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:50 am

ooooof.........

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:51 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is it too early for holocaust jokes?

Yes, I usually wait until after 10 a.m.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:56 am

Could be a thread split day. perhaps save it for then/

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:58 am

seAnmicHaels wrote:Could be a thread split day. perhaps save it for then/

I haven't actually got any more. That was an off the cuff piece of improvisational brilliance.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:03 am

It is not really a laughing matter. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:05 am

diaspora
dʌɪˈasp(ə)rə/Submit
noun

the dispersion or spread of any people from their original homeland.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:05 am

sean wrote:It is not really a laughing matter. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.

That would make me fuherious

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:06 am

rick_dagless wrote:diaspora
dʌɪˈasp(ə)rə/Submit
noun

the dispersion or spread of any people from their original homeland.

Excellent. Every day is a school day.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:06 am

seAnmicHaels wrote:It is not really a laughing matter. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.

Thank god for the advent of ADHD drugs.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:07 am

Tino wrote:Excellent. Every day is a school day.

Yep, you did nazi that coming

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:08 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Excellent. Every day is a school day.

Yep, you did nazi that coming

Cackle.

by Adam D Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:11 am

He is absolutely Fuhrerious with you for making light of it

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:11 am

Adam D wrote:He is absolutely Fuhrerious with you for making light of it

Brilliant. If only RiCk had thought of that.

by Adam D Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:He is absolutely Fuhrerious with you for making light of it

Brilliant. If only RiCk had thought of that.

Damn you all.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:13 am

rick is goering to kick himself for not coming up with that.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:13 am

Thanks for having my back Tino/seAn, I owe jew one.

by Adam D Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:13 am

Screw you, I'm Göring home

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:14 am

Rick is on fire

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:15 am

I am on a reich roll Shah!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:15 am

Adam is reduced to mooching off sean.

For shame, For shame

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:20 am

Don't have a Dachau.

by Adam D Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:22 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Adam is reduced to mooching off sean.

For shame, For shame

muthaFocher

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:28 am

Adam D wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Adam is reduced to mooching off sean.

For shame, For shame
muthaFocher

Can't really be offended by a 42 year old man that goebbels off wrestlers.

by Alistair Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:36 am

Interesting conversation.

Don't worry, i am here, not mischling in action.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:38 am

I was hoping you were going to come in with a spandaut comment Alistair

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:39 am

I can't think of any more holocaust puns. I'm at my Auschwitz end.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:41 am

Kommiserations to all members

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:42 am

rick_dagless wrote:I was hoping you were going to come in with a spandaut comment Alistair

I think you're expecting too much of himmler

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:42 am

Right, heil stop now...

by Alistair Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:46 am

Hitler really was a brainbox wasn't he...

Madagascar Plan wrote:Madagascar Plan - a scheme devised by the Nazis in 1940 to globally alleviate the perceived Jewish problem by shipping them en-masse to the French colony known as the island of Madagascar. Instead of sending the Jews to Palestine, which the Nazis believed belonged to the Christians and Muslims, the idea was to hold them "hostage" so to speak, on Madagascar as a bargaining chip with the Americans. Financing this operation was to be conducted using funds forcibly appropriated from Jewish businesses, homes, and any other available capital assets in Jewish control. Since the plan rested on a peace treaty between France and by proxy, Britain, it was never implemented. This plan is sometimes cited by Nazi scholars of the "functionalist" school as proof that the original intention of the Nazis was not to systematically exterminate the Jews but merely to relocate them off continental Europe.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:46 am

Thank god. Else someone would soon need the heinrich manouvre

by Adam D Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:52 am

Alistair wrote:Hitler really was a brainbox wasn't he...

Madagascar Plan wrote:Madagascar Plan - a scheme devised by the Nazis in 1940 to globally alleviate the perceived Jewish problem by shipping them en-masse to the French colony known as the island of Madagascar. Instead of sending the Jews to Palestine, which the Nazis believed belonged to the Christians and Muslims, the idea was to hold them "hostage" so to speak, on Madagascar as a bargaining chip with the Americans. Financing this operation was to be conducted using funds forcibly appropriated from Jewish businesses, homes, and any other available capital assets in Jewish control. Since the plan rested on a peace treaty between France and by proxy, Britain, it was never implemented. This plan is sometimes cited by Nazi scholars of the "functionalist" school as proof that the original intention of the Nazis was not to systematically exterminate the Jews but merely to relocate them off continental Europe.

Is it wrong that this plan actually sounds better than the ones the allies eventually came up with?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 9:53 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Thank god. Else someone would soon need the heinrich manouvre

I reckon Adolfin Ziggler might need it.

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