The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Fri 28 Aug 2015, 1:45 pm

First topic message reminder :

5. Stop.

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:19 am

You want to try the tennis board. Henman hill portrays a false image of how sedate those lot are.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:21 am

Rowley wrote:You want to try the tennis board. Henman hill portrays a false image of how sedate those lot are.

I draw the line at tennis. I dislike it more than wendyball and that is saying something.

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:22 am

Probably just as well, them lads cut up pretty rough.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:23 am

I dislike Tennis but have to admit that young Aussie made me chuckle the other day. Telling Wawrinka 'Kokkinakis banged your missus, sorry to tell you that mate.'

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:23 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I think it was when you were abroad and I was asleep; which breaks two of my rules of communication.

I was, but you had only posted about 30 minutes before.

I think you just blanked me.

C*nt (again).

Probably. I still haven't quite got over your absence this summer when we thought you might be Cilla Black

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:I dislike Tennis but have to admit that young Aussie made me chuckle the other day. Telling Wawrinka 'Kokkinakis banged your missus, sorry to tell you that mate.'

Go joke about it in the thread they have about him. The guys over there have a real sense of humour about it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:54 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:You want to try the tennis board. Henman hill portrays a false image of how sedate those lot are.

I draw the line at tennis. I dislike it more than wendyball and that is saying something.

Idiot.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:54 am

seanmichaels wrote:I dislike Tennis

Idiot.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:59 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I dislike Tennis

Idiot.

I used to like it. The coach at the tennis club was a ripper and there was some good old school in short skirts. They replaced the coach with an oldish bloke who sounds like the Wealdstone Raider, and a lot of the old school MILF disappear during the summer holidays.

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 12:01 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I dislike Tennis

Idiot.

I used to like it. The coach at the tennis club was a ripper and there was some good old school in short skirts. They replaced the coach with an oldish bloke who sounds like the Wealdstone Raider, and a lot of the old school MILF disappear during the summer holidays.

Anyone help out with a translation?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 12:04 pm

Good thread split deboo.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 12:14 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I dislike Tennis

Idiot.

I used to like it. The coach at the tennis club was a ripper and there was some good old school in short skirts. They replaced the coach with an oldish bloke who sounds like the Wealdstone Raider, and a lot of the old school MILF disappear during the summer holidays.

Anyone help out with a translation?

sean never liked tennis, he just liked ogling the ladies in short skirts.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 12:16 pm

Alistair with a thread split to rival the now infamous

5. Civic

Has become a member now...

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 12:19 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I dislike Tennis

Idiot.

I used to like it. The coach at the tennis club was gorgeous and there was some good looking women in short skirts. They replaced the coach with an oldish bloke who sounded pretty special*d, and a lot of the attractive older women disappear during the summer holidays.

Anyone help out with a translation?

I'm on it

by **superflyweight** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 12:38 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I dislike Tennis

Idiot.

I used to like it when the older boys gave me the courtesy of a reach around.

Anyone help out with a translation?

I'm on it

Wrong - now sorted.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:04 pm

Afternoon bummers

Cream of vegetable soup, and some fish sushi - 7.5/10

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:05 pm

rick_dagless wrote:

Cream of vegetable soup, and some fish sushi - 7.5/10

Southern.

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:07 pm

Jacket potato with spicy chicken Tikka, solid 6.5 out of ten.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:15 pm

Rowley wrote:Jacket potato with spicy chicken Tikka, solid 6.5 out of ten.

Half northern, half southern.

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:17 pm

That's how I view you Tina, my lunch was merely a tribute to one of my favourite CC members.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:19 pm

Rowley wrote:That's how I view you Tina, my lunch was merely a tribute to one of my favourite CC members.

Thanks, Jeff.

That is pretty emotional stuff.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:21 pm

Monteray jack cheese and jalapeno sandwich and 9 pork cocktail sausages.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:22 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Monteray jack cheese and jalapeno sandwich and 9 pork cocktail sausages.

Definite bender.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:29 pm

Tino have his usual knuckle sandwich as packed by his 3 year old?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:30 pm

Last night's chicken, bacon, ham and beef pizza. 8/10.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:31 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Tino have his usual knuckle sandwich as packed by his 3 year old?

He wasn't 3.

I actually had chicken and leek pie. With some spicy wedges. And some carrots.

Fruit salad for afters.

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:32 pm

Nice touch with the 3 year old crack Rick. Am curious as to how long it will be before it is accepted as gospel round here that Tina got chinned by an embryo.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:33 pm

Fruit Salad The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 3 3559488474

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:34 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Fruit Salad

Yep. Couldn't get gayer or more southern.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:38 pm

Jeff wrote:Nice touch with the 3 year old crack Rick. Am curious as to how long it will be before it is accepted as gospel round here that Tina got chinned by an embryo

I reckon if we can get the new guys on board with it, it should not be too long, though being chinned by sperm is more of a sean story...

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:40 pm

Can I just take a moment to refer you to my post on Music Cup 2015 Round 4: Cats & Dogs @ 6:49 pm on Friday. You may have missed due to the lateness of the hour. It may possibly be my finest post and my ego refuses to let it go unnoticed. Shameless, I know.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:41 pm

Actually chatting with a 'hottie' (female) on one of those sites at the moment. I think I could be in there....

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:48 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Can I just take a moment to refer you to my post on Music Cup 2015 Round 4: Cats & Dogs @ 6:49 pm on Friday. You may have missed due to the lateness of the hour. It may possibly be my finest post and my ego refuses to let it go unnoticed. Shameless, I know.

Got your back, Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 1:51 pm

Thanks Adolfin. The sincerity of your reply touched my heart.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 2:41 pm

Hahaha. Hook line sinker.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 3:48 pm

Rowley wrote:Nice touch with the 3 year old crack Rick. Am curious as to how long it will be before it is accepted as gospel round here that Tina got chinned by an embryo.

Rotherham

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 3:51 pm

That's very good Shah. Genuinely made me l*l out loud.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 3:54 pm

Always the tone of surprise

by **Galted** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 5:56 pm

I like tennis.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 6:36 pm

Galted wrote:I like tennis.

That's why I love you Galted.

by kingraf Tue 01 Sep 2015, 7:20 pm

I like tennis

by **Galted** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 7:46 pm

kingraf wrote:I like tennis

That's why I love you, raf.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:04 pm

Poor Raf loved by someone who looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein and dresses like Teresa May

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 02 Sep 2015, 1:10 am

I'm not one to stand by one newspaper and congratulate it on continuing to stretch the meaning of news, but I would like to congratulate on using the term "Pyrrhic victory" in discussion of the Premier League transfer window. A real favourite of mine.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Sep 2015, 7:54 am

Fist (in real terms).

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Sep 2015, 8:03 am

Third (in real terms).

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Sep 2015, 8:05 am

Moonlighting doesn't count.

In the office already? You must have an early start?

I had a dream that my older brother was nobbing my ex last night. Not pleasant.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Sep 2015, 8:08 am

seanmichaels wrote:Moonlighting doesn't count.

In the office already? You must have an early start?

I had a dream that my older brother was nobbing my ex last night. Not pleasant.

I'm in the office by 07:30 everyday. I just have other things to do first.

by **superflyweight** Wed 02 Sep 2015, 8:11 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Moonlighting doesn't count.

In the office already? You must have an early start?

I had a dream that my older brother was nobbing my ex last night. Not pleasant.

I'm in the office by 07:30 everyday. I just have other things to do first.

Putting on the orange apron?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 02 Sep 2015, 8:15 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Moonlighting doesn't count.

In the office already? You must have an early start?

I had a dream that my older brother was nobbing my ex last night. Not pleasant.

I'm in the office by 07:30 everyday. I just have other things to do first.

Putting on the orange apron on the bald tango salesman?

Fixed that for you

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