The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:45 pm

First topic message reminder :

5. Stop.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:54 pm

Rowley wrote:You should have read the JFK thread before bestowing such an honour on him Galted, Alistair is a sucker for ill considered theories.

I did read the excellent JFK thread Jeff but don't know enough about the incident to fully appreciate it. I was tempted to jpin the debate as I've seen a documentary about what happened but can't remember much about it as I was almost certainly drunk at the time and it was a while back.

by Alistair Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:54 pm

Row-Lee.

So yes, the former.

Row, as in the Sir Steve pronunciation, sounds like 'Roly'. Roly Poly.

A man with such cultural elegance as Rowley should not be likened to a jam pudding or a small, fat child. Regardless of whether he's from the living cest pool and haven of general sexual deviants that is Rotherham.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:56 pm

Alistair wrote:Row-Lee.

So yes, the former.

Row, as in the Sir Steve pronunciation, sounds like 'Roly'. Roly Poly.

A man with such cultural elegance as Rowley should not be likened to a jam pudding or a small, fat child. Regardless of whether he's from the living cest pool and haven of general sexual deviants that is Rotherham.

That is the correct answer.

You have now moved into my top 7 posters list. At the lower end of it, but you're in there.

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:20 pm

Above Sean and Raf I assume?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:23 pm

Rowley wrote:Above Sean and Raf I assume?

Do you really need to ask?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:23 pm

Bog off Jeff.

I play cricket with a Rowley. It is pronounced Rowley. End of argument.

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Above Sean and Raf I assume?

Do you really need to ask?

Not really

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:45 pm

northern poofs

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:29 pm

Michaelised to hell.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:northern poofs

Like Scottish Widows - not desperate enough to shag sean

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:36 pm

I've done a Scot although she wasn't a widow. Did wierd stuff with her legs....

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot

Mills?

by **Hero** Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:43 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot

Mills?

by **Hero** Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:43 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot although she wasn't a widow. Did wierd stuff with her legs....

Tried running away with them?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:45 pm

Hero wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot although she wasn't a widow. Did wierd stuff with her legs....

Tried running away with them?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:45 pm

Hero wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot although she wasn't a widow. Did wierd stuff with her legs....

Tried running away with them?

Short of shuffled away. Hard to run with a club foot.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:45 pm

Encourage the interlopers to get Tino to do a proper job

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:47 pm

Tino you now realise the music cup by hero was a ruse so he could join here without losing face?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:50 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino you now realise the music cup by hero was a ruse so he could join here without losing face?

I don't mind Hero. He is way funnier than Adam at least.

And doesn't count Moulin Rouge as his favourite film.

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: He is way funnier than Adam at least.

Damning with faint praise defined.

by **Hero** Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:56 pm

Yeah that's like saying I'm a more pleasant smelling dog turd.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Hero wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot although she wasn't a widow. Did wierd stuff with her legs....

Tried running away with them?

Short of shuffled away. Hard to run with a club foot.

Alright Connery......

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:06 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Hero wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot although she wasn't a widow. Did wierd stuff with her legs....

Tried running away with them?

Short of shuffled away. Hard to run with a club foot.

Alright Connery......

Ten ish?

But I don't even have a racket.

by Alistair Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:08 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot although she wasn't a widow. Did wierd stuff with her legs....

Uncrossed them willingly?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:08 pm

Connery knows the truth about JKF. None of this rubbish Jeff has been spouting.

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:10 pm

Connery knows that much he even knows what order his initials go.

by Alistair Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:12 pm

Nice work, seaN.

by kingraf Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Above Sean and Raf I assume?

Do you really need to ask?

Bugger off Tina.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:43 pm

I've been away from this thread a day week (as is the customary title in Suffolk) and I find Rowley making Scott Mills punchlines? Not at all happy, I really hold you to a higher standard than that, Jeff. And that's even after I saw you on Twitter trying to bum Danny Baker.

by Adam D Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:43 pm

my spidey senses have alerted me to being insulted. Funnily enough, they never stop tingling.

by Adam D Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:44 pm

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:44 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I've been away from this thread a day week (as is the customary title in Suffolk) and I find Rowley making Scott Mills punchlines? Not at all happy, I really hold you to a higher standard than that, Jeff. And that's even after I saw you on Twitter trying to bum Danny Baker.

I was quite pleased with my Scott Mills joke.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:44 pm

Adam D wrote:my spidey senses have alerted me to being insulted. Funnily enough, they never stop tingling.

Crabs?

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:47 pm

Adam D wrote:my spidey senses have alerted me to being insulted. Funnily enough, they never stop tingling.

Have you ever thought it could be the fact you start sentences with the words "my spidey senses" that cause you to be insulted?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Above Sean and Raf I assume?

Do you really need to ask?

If I'm not above Raf then I'm gonna ban you. And no one will call it unjustified.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:47 pm

Rowley wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I've been away from this thread a day week (as is the customary title in Suffolk) and I find Rowley making Scott Mills punchlines? Not at all happy, I really hold you to a higher standard than that, Jeff. And that's even after I saw you on Twitter trying to bum Danny Baker.

I was quite pleased with my Scott Mills joke.

Did you see who laughed? Hero. The good version of Adam.

by Alistair Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:48 pm

Where is Galted in your list?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:49 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Above Sean and Raf I assume?

Do you really need to ask?

If I'm not above Raf then I'm gonna ban you. And no one will call it unjustified.

You wouldn't ban me.

And even if you did, Jeff would reinstate me instantly.

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:50 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Above Sean and Raf I assume?

Do you really need to ask?

If I'm not above Raf then I'm gonna ban you. And no one will call it unjustified.

You'll hear no objections from my side.

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:50 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Above Sean and Raf I assume?

Do you really need to ask?

If I'm not above Raf then I'm gonna ban you. And no one will call it unjustified.

You wouldn't ban me.

And even if you did, Jeff would reinstate me instantly.

Too right Tina.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:51 pm

Alistair wrote:Where is Galted in your list?

Top 7.

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:51 pm

It's a very unspecific list at the minute Tina

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:52 pm

Rowley wrote:It's a very unspecific list at the minute Tina

His 3 year old is the top 6.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:57 pm

Rowley wrote:It's a very unspecific list at the minute Tina

Difficult to pin down. It changes post by post. But I'll give it a go.

1. Jules
2. RiCk
3. Jeff
4. Superfly
5. Shah
6. Alistair
7. Ziggler
7.5 Galted

411. Sean

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:57 pm

We can both see those posts, Jeff. I hope you're not gonna attempt to cheat on your wife, being sneaky clearly isn't in your nature. I fear you'd just tell her outright accidentally.

Also, I only think admins can overrule my decisions, and right now Adam's feelings are hurt and Jules only really makes himself known for great joke telling.

by Alistair Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:58 pm

I'm not sure Tino can even count to 7, not sure it's a list I wish to be a part of. Especially with your chin seeking embryo in there.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:59 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:We can both see those posts, Jeff. I hope you're not gonna attempt to cheat on your wife, being sneaky clearly isn't in your nature.

Jeff would never leave TSMR. That is why he tagged her.

by Rowley Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:59 pm

I would not object to you banning him for putting you below Raf, I would understand your frustration, however was you to do it I would reinstate him (subject to me being able to) without hesitation.

by Alistair Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:03 pm

Rowley wrote:I would not object to you banning him for putting you below Raf, I would understand your frustration, however was you to do it I would reinstate him (subject to me being able to) without hesitation.

Such a reasonable man, Rowley.

If only you could be objective.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:05 pm

Rowley wrote:I would not object to you banning him for putting you below Raf, I would understand your frustration, however was you to do it I would reinstate him (subject to me being able to) without hesitation.

I feel like you're trying to trick me into voting for you, yet for what reason or in which context I'm not sure.

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