The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Fri 28 Aug 2015, 1:45 pm

First topic message reminder :

5. Stop.

by Rowley Fri 28 Aug 2015, 5:15 pm

Holiday Shah, or do we need to be watching the news?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 5:16 pm

Both.

by Rowley Fri 28 Aug 2015, 5:24 pm

Have a good holiday mate.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 5:27 pm

Its not really a holiday. I just wanted to see if I was being monitored closely but as the police have yet to kick my door in. I'll see you monday or tuesday morning.

by **ShahenshahG** Sun 30 Aug 2015, 1:02 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-33980904

Rick has always pined for a laconic paid poo.

Merry Christmas mate.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 9:33 am

"The dead man, described as white and believed to be in his 40s, was pronounced dead at the scene."
I know I shouldn't laugh, but sentences like that shouldn't be in professional news articles. Must have been a really difficult one, pronouncing the dead man as dead.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:03 pm

Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:22 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

Sad news. I screamed when I heard it.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:57 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

Sad news. I screamed when I heard it.

Not as much as his boss. He spent 5 minutes tapping his watch shouting Wes Craven

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 1:04 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

Sad news. I screamed when I heard it.

Not as much as his boss. He spent 5 minutes tapping his watch shouting Wes Craven

Maybe he should have asked the people under the stairs where he was?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 1:17 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

Sad news. I screamed when I heard it.

Not as much as his boss. He spent 5 minutes tapping his watch shouting Wes Craven

Maybe he should have asked the people under the stairs where he was?

Easier to shout out the window for the hills have eyes

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 1:21 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

Sad news. I screamed when I heard it.

Not as much as his boss. He spent 5 minutes tapping his watch shouting Wes Craven

Maybe he should have asked the people under the stairs where he was?

Easier to shout out the window for the hills have eyes

So long as he don't look down I suppose

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 1:42 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

Sad news. I screamed when I heard it.

Not as much as his boss. He spent 5 minutes tapping his watch shouting Wes Craven

Maybe he should have asked the people under the stairs where he was?

Easier to shout out the window for the hills have eyes

So long as he don't look down I suppose

Aye he needs to keep his eye on the people next door

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 2:34 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

Sad news. I screamed when I heard it.

Not as much as his boss. He spent 5 minutes tapping his watch shouting Wes Craven

Maybe he should have asked the people under the stairs where he was?

Easier to shout out the window for the hills have eyes

So long as he don't look down I suppose

Aye he needs to keep his eye on the people next door

Yes, there's something odd about the last house on the left.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 3:28 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Wes Craven is dead. Nightmare.

Sad news. I screamed when I heard it.

Not as much as his boss. He spent 5 minutes tapping his watch shouting Wes Craven

Maybe he should have asked the people under the stairs where he was?

Easier to shout out the window for the hills have eyes

So long as he don't look down I suppose

Aye he needs to keep his eye on the people next door

Yes, there's something odd about the last house on the left.

Somewhat Cursed isn't it?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 3:31 pm

This thread has turned into an absolute Shocker today.

by kingraf Mon 31 Aug 2015, 4:07 pm

I dropped my phone this afternoon. I was getting into the car, it fell out of my pocket and managed to jam itself just as I was closing the door. The lower half of my keyboard is no longer visible. What good is a phone which can take pictures underground if it isn't resistant to jamming it against a door I ask you

by **seanmichaels** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 8:45 pm

8 and inly got 2 if the 4 cricketers. Missed Lara and steve Waugh!

Coren's cans are even bigger this week. Outrageous

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:03 pm

13, missed Lara (said Tendulkar) but got Waugh and one other cricketer. A good week for popular music.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 7:33 am

Morning peeps, good bank hoidays?

Fist

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 7:57 am

'supp...

Half decent weekend. Cricket rained off at half time. Had a bit of a boozy sunday and a few jars watching the T20 yesterday. Missed out on flat, the owners chose a young bird instead. 2nd time now...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:04 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:13, missed Lara (said Tendulkar) but got Waugh and one other cricketer. A good week for popular music.

sangakarra and jayawardene

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:17 am

Zero points.

Morning all.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:28 am

What did you get up to Tino? Must admit that yesterday was one of the first T20 games I have seen (in the modern era). I was astonished by the batting. Some extraordinary shots from Morgan.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:What did you get up to Tino? Must admit that yesterday was one of the first T20 games I have seen (in the modern era). I was astonished by the batting. Some extraordinary shots from Morgan.

I actually thought of you guys yesterday. We went to a mini version of the the Natural History Museum. It's based in Tring. Yep, the very home of the Coxster. I half expected a whole display dedicated to him. Pictures of him on the 18th green at Augusta, sinking a 18 footer. The bat he used to smash 147 of 37 balls for Tring seconds. A gaggle of Japanese tourists trying to get selfies next to a life size model of him. But, alas, there was nothing about our Geoff at all. Ruined the day for me.

I watched the highlights of the cricket without knowing the result which was nice. Great game. Agree about Morgan, fantastic hitting. Some of the shots he hits straight down the ground with that strange punched backlift are a thing of beauty.

Bad news about the shag pad. Sorry to hear that.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:49 am

I was a bit devastated on Saturday when I found out. Buggers were supposed to be sending an email of my tenant application form and instead notified me that the landlords preferred the big titted youngster. Upped my budget to probably more than I can afford but opens up my options a bit. (Ex) missus has also ordered new furniture and surprisingly said I could take our existing suite which was nice of her.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:51 am

The Coxmeister General is averaging less than me this year. I've been on one leg since the 4th game.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:52 am

seanmichaels wrote:landlords preferred the big titted youngster..

I bet you had a little nod of respect to that though?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 8:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:landlords preferred the big titted youngster..

I bet you had a little nod of respect to that though?

Dirty old bugger was a builder. Should have anticipated it

I was sat outside the pub on Sunday morning when one of the youngsters was getting a lift home off his bird (a big titted youngster). They stopped out of misplaced pity (i was in my element) and discussed the situation. She said next time I have a viewing she will accompany me under the pretence she is my girlfriend. I said we would have to make it convincing.....

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:03 am

Sorry to hear that Sean, Better luck next time. Tino - poignant that you would visit that particular place. I suspect you might soon find yourself adorning the shelf alongside the other stuffed animals from the victorian era. I am now sad. Don't go home Tino, find a shelter.

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:03 am

Morning all.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:06 am

How did Dinnington get on Jeff. Missed the pink sheets at the weekend.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:07 am

Morning Jazzy Jeff. How went tweekend

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:08 am

sean wrote:How did Dinnington get on

Another bad 3-1 defeat sean... though got a goal so showed progess

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:10 am

Did not go to the game, tend not to go to the away games. Tough start to the season. Need a striker, might see if there is enough in the budget to afford the Athlete. Will obviously cost a lot, but quality like that is worth the outlay.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:34 am

Jeff wrote:Need a striker, might see if there is enough in the budget to afford the Athlete. Will obviously cost a lot, but quality like that is worth the outlay.

I think Zlatan may be up for a deal

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:38 am

Probably be cheaper than the Athlete, but obviously not as dangerous in front of goal.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:27 am

Bit slow today...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:34 am

My right testicle is aching.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:43 am

Michaels posting on the football forum. Dunno what to do with myself. Although I can edit posts over there so might add a tale of celebrity titillation to each one.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:48 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Michaels posting on the football forum. Dunno what to do with myself. Although I can edit posts over there so might add a tale of celebrity titillation to each one.

I thought it was an excellent contribution myself.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:48 am

(I am probably going to regret this but...)

Why is your starboard knacker aching sean?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:53 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Michaels posting on the football forum. Dunno what to do with myself. Although I can edit posts over there so might add a tale of celebrity titillation to each one.

I posted on there for a chat with you once. You completely blanked me.

C*nt.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:56 am

I think it was when you were abroad and I was asleep; which breaks two of my rules of communication.

by Rowley Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:56 am

Getting blown out by a wrestling fan must hurt.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:57 am

rick_dagless wrote:(I am probably going to regret this but...)

Why is your starboard knacker aching sean?

I am trying to work it out. We had a huddle after a wicket on Saturday and I was taking the pi55 out of one of the youngsters. He flicked at my hampton in retaliation and caught the said knacker with a glancing blow. Could be that although it didn't hurt after about 5 minutes of stomach ache immediately post incident.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:57 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I think it was when you were abroad and I was asleep; which breaks two of my rules of communication.

I was, but you had only posted about 30 minutes before.

I think you just blanked me.

C*nt (again).

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:58 am

Rowley wrote:Getting blown out by a wrestling fan must hurt.

As you well know Jeff, I'm not a fan of the game so to get myself over to the footy board took a lot courage.

I won't be bothering again, I can assure you of that.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Getting blown out by a wrestling fan must hurt.

As you well know Jeff, I'm not a fan of the game so to get myself over to the footy board took a lot courage.

I won't be bothering again, I can assure you of that.

What about the rugby board?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:18 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Getting blown out by a wrestling fan must hurt.

As you well know Jeff, I'm not a fan of the game so to get myself over to the footy board took a lot courage.

I won't be bothering again, I can assure you of that.

What about the rugby board?

Too many over sensitive girls on there.

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