The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

Union Cane wrote:

Adam D wrote:And that includes, the top7 people I know named Adam list.

I can only find 4...

http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Adam/List

l*l

That's why we love you so much.

I am friends with Adam on linkedin. You really are missing out in your boycotting of social media Tina, I am thick as theives with Adam and Dolphin through its wonders.

My wife is friends with Dolphin on Facebook, that's when something's not quite right.

EDIT: I'm also friends with Adam's wife on Facebook.

Rowley wrote:I am friends with Adam on linkedin. You really are missing out in your boycotting of social media Tina, I am thick as theives with Adam and Dolphin through its wonders.

After what he has done to my badge, telling me that Adam is on linkedin isn't really tempting me to end my boycott.

Nor is the prospect of interacting with Dolphin if I'm being honest.

I think he has gone too far for what it is worth Tina. Prince Philip was harsh but this is just over the top. Was I not shallow enough to care deeply about how many contacts I had I would delete him from linkedin.

Adam has a wife?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:WE have also established that I am not in anyones top 5 or even top 7. And that includes, the top7 people I know named Adam list.

I'll put you in mine if you give me my Legend badge back?

You will have to work harder than that to get it back.

Maybe tell me your true thoughts on Moulin Rouge

Rowley wrote:I think he has gone too far for what it is worth Tina. Prince Philip was harsh but this is just over the top. Was I not shallow enough to care deeply about how many contacts I had I would delete him from linkedin.

Thanks Jeff. He has gone too far but he is a spiteful little man so I expect no less.

"I have been heavily involved in the delivery of presentation materials on a range of subjects as well as the training of new recruits to the various organisations that I have worked for.

I believe that the success to training people to become better presenters does not lie in a text book but rather in coaching individuals own styles.

I run small workshops to help improve public speakers engagement of their target audiences, whether that be internal or external clients."

Is Adam actually David Brent? He certainly looks a bit like him.

seanmichaels wrote:Adam has a wife?

I say wife, hostage is probably the correct term.

He has opened a can of worms now, Tina has gone into full stalker mode.

Rowley wrote:He has opened a can of worms now, Tina has gone into full stalker mode.

I gave him enough warnings, Jeff.

People will continue to push the boundaries. Now he can reap the whirlwind.

I've just endorsed him for a number of skills I have no way of knowing whether he possesses or not tina. Hopefully the good will this selfless gesture will create will incline him to give you your badge back.

Rowley wrote:I've just endorsed him for a number of skills I have no way of knowing whether he possesses or not tina. Hopefully the good will this selfless gesture will create will incline him to give you your badge back.

Again, thanks Jeff.

Are you started to get uncomfortable with our ongoing bonhomie yet? It must be at least 3 days since we last fell out.

Thank you for the endorsements, Jeff. Your badge will remain untainted. Would you like Tinos old Legend badge? 

And how come Tino never mentioned he worked with a guy called BJ Williams? I would have thought that was more sean territory?

seanmichaels wrote:Oh, and I got a flat

Bad luck - hope the spare was fully inflated.

I am really making an effort Tina, I don't like it when we fight. Also we have been invaded by new sorts. You may have myriad faults but watching wrestling is not one of them. We are being invaded, I consider this an attack on everything we hold dear, this is the greatest threat to the CC we have ever known, it is time for the old guard to cast aside petty grievances.

Adam D wrote:Thank you for the endorsements, Jeff. Your badge will remain untainted. Would you like Tinos old Legend badge? 

And how come Tino never mentioned he worked with a guy called BJ Williams? I would have thought that was more sean territory?

Great find, Adam. Even in the midst of hostilities, that deserves respect.

Rowley wrote:I am really making an effort Tina, I don't like it when we fight. Also we have been invaded by new sorts. You may have myriad faults but watching wrestling is not one of them. We are being invaded, I consider this an attack on everything we hold dear, this is the greatest threat to the CC we have ever known, it is time for the old guard to cast aside petty grievances.

Pretty inspiring stuff.

Does Alistair watch WRASSLIN?

Adam D wrote:Thank you for the endorsements, Jeff. Your badge will remain untainted. Would you like Tinos old Legend badge? 

And how come Tino never mentioned he worked with a guy called BJ Williams? I would have thought that was more sean territory?

I would like his badge changing, not to legend though, that was Windy's old bage. I like Tina, but he is no Windy, as I am sure he would acknowledge.

Sean will be delighted to know where his old school prefect is working now though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:Thank you for the endorsements, Jeff. Your badge will remain untainted. Would you like Tinos old Legend badge? 

And how come Tino never mentioned he worked with a guy called BJ Williams? I would have thought that was more sean territory?

Great find, Adam.  Even in the midst of hostilities, that deserves respect.

I hadnt even got on to the article you wrote that I have just PMd you!

Do you really want Jackman gone? Tell me what you want and I will design it for you. You will drop to 6th on my top 5 though.

Rowley wrote:

Adam D wrote:Thank you for the endorsements, Jeff. Your badge will remain untainted. Would you like Tinos old Legend badge? 

And how come Tino never mentioned he worked with a guy called BJ Williams? I would have thought that was more sean territory?

I would like his badge changing, not to legend though, that was Windy's old bage. I like Tina, but he is no Windy, as I am sure he would acknowledge.

Sean will be delighted to know where his old school prefect is working now though.

Absolutely. That badge should be retired in the great mans honour.

The f*cking seagull badge is more attractive the J*ckman one.

(no such bird as a seagull)

Union Cane wrote:Afternoon all

Thought I'd check in and see what's what, as I haven't been around for a couple of weeks, only it turns out it was 17th July when I was last here.

Have I missed much?

I went to Reykjavik, then I came back.

It was ok, thanks. The Blue Lagoon was simply wonderful, even though I had to rent swimming trunks. Galtova bought me a t-shirt which says "I don't speak Icelandic" but, get this, it's written in Icelandic! How can you say something in Icelandic if you don't speak Icelandic! We laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed, except for her. Best part of it was that I didn't have to buy her anything nor ask for the shirt outright, I just felt the material and said "quite a nice shirt, wouldn't mind it for my birthday", only my bithday is months away! I'm sure she'll have forgotten by then and will get me something else. I hope so as the joke may have started to wear off.

"I don't speak Icelandic."

In Icelandic.

Lolz.

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:Thank you for the endorsements, Jeff. Your badge will remain untainted. Would you like Tinos old Legend badge? 

And how come Tino never mentioned he worked with a guy called BJ Williams? I would have thought that was more sean territory?

Great find, Adam.  Even in the midst of hostilities, that deserves respect.

I hadnt even got on to the article you wrote that I have just PMd you!

Do you really want Jackman gone? Tell me what you want and I will design it for you. You will drop to 6th on my top 5 though.

l*l

Anything other than the J*ckman one. Preferably something arthropod related.

Great story Galted, am going to tell TSMR that one when we get home. Unfortunately my next holiday is to Florida so if she tries to repeat the joke it will not work anywhere near as well.

I bloody love you, Adam.

That is my favourite one yet.

Seagulls stalking and Hi-Tec. All things close to my heart.

bog off jules

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I bloody love you, Adam.

That is my favourite one yet.

Seagulls stalking and Hi-Tec.  All things close to my heart.

It's not a seagull.
Idiot.

Rowley wrote:Great story Galted, am going to tell TSMR that one when we get home. Unfortunately my next holiday is to Florida so if she tries to repeat the joke it will not work anywhere near as well.

Thanks, Jeff. I put a lot of work into it and am grateful that someone took the time to read it. It's very humbling to get such positive feedback, from a moderator no less!

The badge shop is closed for the day.

I believe that full CC membership is badworthy, until then, you are still in the application process.

Great stuff, Galted.

Interestingly, I have never been to Iceland. Well I have been to Iceland (formerly Bejam's, I was quite partial to their hotdog pizzas a while back), but never to actual Iceland.

Even more interestingly there are three Iceland stores in Iceland, but they are not called England.

Is KFC called FC in Kentucky?

Do Chinese children learn to play "knives and forks" on the piano?

Do fish eat People Fins?

Jeremy Beadle has a massive c0ck, but on the other hand

Adam D wrote:The badge shop is closed for the day.

I believe that full CC membership is badworthy, until then, you are still in the application process.

Thank you for my badge, Adam. I was particularly thrilled when I first saw it and on all subsequent viewings.

Galted wrote:

Adam D wrote:The badge shop is closed for the day.

I believe that full CC membership is badworthy, until then, you are still in the application process.

Thank you for my badge, Adam. I was particularly thrilled when I first saw it and on all subsequent viewings.

What does it say Galted?

Galted wrote:

Adam D wrote:The badge shop is closed for the day.

I believe that full CC membership is badworthy, until then, you are still in the application process.

Thank you for my badge, Adam. I was particularly thrilled when I first saw it and on all subsequent viewings.

What has got into you, Galted. You used to be a maverick. A free thinker. A leader of the new world. A man who lived on the edge and played by his own rules.

Now you spend most of your time with your slippery little tongue wedged up the collective bottoms of the mod/admin team.

Where is the old G-Unit?

Does Omar Bogle?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Adam D wrote:The badge shop is closed for the day.

I believe that full CC membership is badworthy, until then, you are still in the application process.

Thank you for my badge, Adam. I was particularly thrilled when I first saw it and on all subsequent viewings.

What does it say Galted?

I'm not sure Julius, I think it's in Finnish or Scottish.

Rowley wrote:Jeremy Beadle has a massive c0ck, but on the other hand

one of my favourites

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Adam D wrote:The badge shop is closed for the day.

I believe that full CC membership is badworthy, until then, you are still in the application process.

Thank you for my badge, Adam. I was particularly thrilled when I first saw it and on all subsequent viewings.

What has got into you, Galted. You used to be a maverick. A free thinker. A leader of the new world. A man who lived on the edge and played by his own rules.

Now you spend most of your time with your slippery little tongue wedged up the collective bottoms of the mod/admin team.

Where is the old G-Unit?

Mavericks can have manners too, Tino. I'm sure Mickey Rourke or Bob Dylan or Jeff Rowley or Ernest Hemingway would thank someone for giving them a badge.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I am really making an effort Tina, I don't like it when we fight. Also we have been invaded by new sorts. You may have myriad faults but watching wrestling is not one of them. We are being invaded, I consider this an attack on everything we hold dear, this is the greatest threat to the CC we have ever known, it is time for the old guard to cast aside petty grievances.

Pretty inspiring stuff.

Does Alistair watch WRASSLIN?

No.

Afterrnoon everyone.

Adam can I be promoted from GIMP to PIMP please?

New people, new people everywhere.

But I've been here since 2011

I've never heard of you.

nadeem2099 wrote:Afterrnoon everyone.

Adam can I be promoted from GIMP to PIMP please?

You're lucky you've got a badge at all. Shah has been here since the beginning and doesn't have a badge.

I'm the gimp boss. Soon to be pimp master. A less hyper version of Sean if that helps.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:Afterrnoon everyone.

Adam can I be promoted from GIMP to PIMP please?

You're lucky you've got a badge at all.  Shah has been here since the beginning and doesn't have a badge.

Well said Tina, he should be grateful to have any badge, irrespective of what it says.

I'm happy with my moderator badge. It's a constant reminder of how I can r*** Tina on the forum and at Woburn next week. 

Rowley can pretend he doesn't care but we've had enough social media interactions now for me to think he's really part of my internet family. He's the cousin one of your uncles had before he met your auntie and never really likes to talk about; only seeing him to go to Bond films with someone.