The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

I have a bit of a quiz for when the dinnertime lull occurs.

1066.

Nope, though it is history/geography so you could've had a shout...

Norwich.

Well done..

http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/09/vegas-plane-catches-fire-people-are-more-concerned-a-passenger-is-called-reggie-bugmuncher-5382881/

rick_dagless wrote:I have a bit of a quiz for when the dinnertime lull occurs.

Good time to have it - avoids the morning rush.

Apologies to Hero for my part in the 9/11 thread, even if i did delete my abusive message.

Thanks a lot Alistair. I was looking forward to one two replying to my justification of napaalm-ing the entire middle east.

Don't be coming on here and apologising, Alistair. Do it in private.

We already have Sean treating this place like the f*cking Samaritans, we don't need to be wet nursing another member.

Pipe down, Sean. I'd called him a redneck and much more before you came along with your public school upbringing and your lawnmower......

I jest of course.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Don't be coming on here and apologising, Alistair.  Do it in private.

We already have Sean treating this place like the f*cking Samaritans, we don't need to be wet nursing another member.

Bog off windows. There's only one person suffering domestic abuse here.

Alistair wrote:Pipe down, Sean. I'd called him a redneck

How did One Two take that?

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:Pipe down, Sean. I'd called him a redneck

How did One Two take that?

I was talking to Trussman, Derbyman didn't approve, though it went a bit further than redneck. Something about sisters, cousins, gays and Jesus.

Don't mention his sister....

Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Not sure he saw it, as i edited it. Felt it was perhaps a tad harsh.

Tino, do you approve or disapprove of the following...

What are those Hero? Food bags for migrants?

Do you own insects of some sort or do you have strange eating habits?

One of the women at my work is leaving soon and she always went on about bush-tucker trials on I'm A Celeb. So for her leaving do we're going to make her do one. Contemplating buying her an animal testicle as well as the final challenge.

I can see a courtroom in your future Hero...

How many are you expecting her to eat?

Hero wrote:One of the women at my work is leaving soon and she always went on about bush-tucker trials on I'm A Celeb. So for her leaving do we're going to make her do one. Contemplating buying her an animal testicle as well as the final challenge.

She can swallow my balls.

Hero wrote:Tino, do you approve or disapprove of the following...

l*l

I don't disapprove, that is for sure.  We have a Chilean rose tarantula at home and have to go and buy live grasshoppers to feed her.  They don't come in bags like that though!  What are they for?

Don't worry, I have just seen your post. I'm all for it.

seanmichaels wrote:

Hero wrote:One of the women at my work is leaving soon and she always went on about bush-tucker trials on I'm A Celeb. So for her leaving do we're going to make her do one. Contemplating buying her an animal testicle as well as the final challenge.

She can swallow my balls.

You're the classiest man in the room, sean!

seanmichaels wrote:

Hero wrote:One of the women at my work is leaving soon and she always went on about bush-tucker trials on I'm A Celeb. So for her leaving do we're going to make her do one. Contemplating buying her an animal testicle as well as the final challenge.

She can swallow my balls.

 She's 67, 4ft 11 and about 15 stone, just your type.

Alistair wrote:How many are you expecting her to eat?

Hopefully a few others will join in and have a try, I'll happily give them all a go tbh.

Hero wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Hero wrote:One of the women at my work is leaving soon and she always went on about bush-tucker trials on I'm A Celeb. So for her leaving do we're going to make her do one. Contemplating buying her an animal testicle as well as the final challenge.

She can swallow my balls.

 She's 67, 4ft 11 and about 15 stone, just your type.

WTF? Is she sat next to me?

Does she have a beard?

Or just one of those bumfluff moustaches?

Right folks. I'm gonna douse the fire now. See you in the morning.

I have crickets / grasshoppers on my front lawn, every time I cut the grass I start at one end and coral / corral / corrall / corall / coralle (?) them all along until they are all squashed into the last bit of grass then when I mow that bit they all jump onto the driveway!

1 Which Chinese port was devastated by an explosion in August
2 The Perseid meteor shower each August is caused by remnants from which comet
3 Hannibal the famous military commander was from which city
4 In which modern day country is the ancient city of Carthage
5 Who was the first Roman Emperor to convert to christianity
6 The Punic Wars in the 1st and 2nd centuries BC were fought between which city states - Rome & Carthage - Alistair
7 Where was Constantine declared to be the new emperor of the Roman empire on the death of his father Flavius
8 What is the longest river in Scotland

1 Xinhuan
3 Hamberg
4 Ankarra?
7 Istanbul ? Contantinople?
8 Clyde

All wrong sean...

6. Rome & Carthage

rick_dagless wrote:1 Which Chinese port was devastated by an explosion in August
2 The Perseid meteor shower each August is caused by remnants from which comet
3 Hannibal the famous military commander was from which city
4 In which modern day country is the ancient city of Carthage
5 Who was the first Roman Emperor to convert to christianity
6 The Punic Wars in the 1st and 2nd centuries BC were fought between which city states
7 Where was Constantine declared to be the new emperor of the Roman empire on the death of his father Flavius
8 What is the longest river in Scotland

1. Don't know
2. Don't care
3. Don't know and don't care
4. History - boooorrrrring!
5. Tiberius Kirk
6. Punic - sounds a bit like pubic
7. Tell me, what's your Flavius?
8. Phuck off

All wrong I'm afraid Jules!

Alistair, spot on

6. Jericho and ?

Is Carthage in Macedonia?

It isn't in Macedonia

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:1 Which Chinese port was devastated by an explosion in August
2 The Perseid meteor shower each August is caused by remnants from which comet
3 Hannibal the famous military commander was from which city
4 In which modern day country is the ancient city of Carthage
5 Who was the first Roman Emperor to convert to christianity
6 The Punic Wars in the 1st and 2nd centuries BC were fought between which city states
7 Where was Constantine declared to be the new emperor of the Roman empire on the death of his father Flavius
8 What is the longest river in Scotland

1. Don't know
2. Don't care
3. Don't know and don't care
4. History - boooorrrrring!
5. Tiberius Kirk
6. Punic - sounds a bit like pubic
7. Tell me, what's your Flavius?
8. Phuck off

Are you ok Jules? You seem a bit negative this week. End of season blues?

1) Tianjin
3) Carthage
4) Tunisia
5) Constantine

1 Which Chinese port was devastated by an explosion in August - Tianjin - Alistair
2 The Perseid meteor shower each August is caused by remnants from which comet
3 Hannibal the famous military commander was from which city - Carthage - Alistair
4 In which modern day country is the ancient city of Carthage - Tunisia - Alistair
5 Who was the first Roman Emperor to convert to christianity - Constantine - Alistair
6 The Punic Wars in the 1st and 2nd centuries BC were fought between which city states - Rome & Carthage - Alistair
7 Where was Constantine declared to be the new emperor of the Roman empire on the death of his father Flavius
8 What is the longest river in Scotland

The final 3 are

2 - Swift Tuttle
7 - York
8 - Tay

1) 'I am walking through Rome, and there is no room to move'.

2) 'Cool, calm just like my mom, with a couple of valium inside her palm'

3) 'There's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad'.

4) 'I'm an alligator, i'm a moma-pappa coming for you'.

5) 'I would say I'm sorry, if i thought that it would change your mind'

Didn't have a clue with any of them. Is the link miserable gits?

There was no link, I was bored.

5 is Boys Don't Cry by the Cure

Correct.

3 is The Doors, Riders on the Storm

Correct.