The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 3:00 pm

First topic message reminder :

Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:02 pm

bit like Sophie Dahl

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:03 pm

Rowley wrote:I had sod all to do with it. A shameful accusation. You'll be hearing from Rick of Superfly in due course.

OK. I just put you in there for extra effect. Sorry Jeff.
I had no right to make such an unsubstantiated claim.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:05 pm

this would do ...

Spoiler:

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:06 pm

I had you down as an Anthea Turner type?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:10 pm

Alistair wrote:I had you down as an Anthea Turner type?

Nah. Drew Barrymore and Courtenay Love have been ever present in my top 5.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:11 pm

seanmichaels wrote:this would do ...

Spoiler:

The bug between her eyebrows would be too much of distraction. I'd want to swat it all the time.
Like the Sophie Dahl comparision though. Superb call.

I just got reprimanded by the nurse for not being so organised this weekend. Somehow managed to convince her to make me a Russian meatloaf, some special soup and a few other delicacies tomorrow night. She always ends with friands of some type. The fruit is always a surprise.

Thank you Adam. I thank you a thousand times. Love it!

by Adam D Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:12 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:I had you down as an Anthea Turner type?

~~Nah. Drew~~ Michael Barrymore ~~and Courtenay~~ Love have been ever present in my top 5.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:15 pm

Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:I had you down as an Anthea Turner type?

~~Nah. Drew~~ Michael Barrymore ~~and Courtenay~~ Love have been ever present in my top 5.

would you rather be bummed vociferously by barrymore for 10 minutes, or spend the whole night in bed with John and Furness kissing and cuddling?

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:16 pm

Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:I had you down as an Anthea Turner type?

~~Nah. Drew~~ Michael Barrymore and Courtenay ~~Love~~ Walsh have been ever present in my top 5.

Didn't quite work, Adam. I've helped you out.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:21 pm

Saw a girl who had a face like Joe Walsh busking recently.
She wasn't playing Ordinary Average Guy unfortunately... think it was a Jewel song or something.

by Adam D Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:24 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Saw a girl who had a face like Joe Walsh busking recently.
She wasn't playing Ordinary Average Guy unfortunately... think it was a Jewel song or something.

Not even a thank you for the badge.

Top 30

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:this would do ...

Spoiler:

The bug between her eyebrows would be too much of distraction. I'd want to swat it all the time.
Like the Sophie Dahl comparision though. Superb call.

I just got reprimanded by the nurse for not being so organised this weekend. Somehow managed to convince her to make me a Russian meatloaf, some special soup and a few other delicacies tomorrow night. She always ends with friands of some type. The fruit is always a surprise.

Thank you Adam. I thank you a thousand times. Love it!

I saw it just before I edited this post. Great sandy gold colour too. I feel as though I am halfway back in the fold now.

Thank you Adam. guinness

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:27 pm

Alistair should have a badge that says 'Darling'

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:27 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Alistair should have a badge that says 'Darling'

Because he's suddenly become relevant this morning?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:38 pm

This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:40 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

You like wrestling. You brought this on yourself.

Thanks for the badge, i'm touched.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:46 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

I can see the Word Association thread is overflowing.
I used to jump onto those mandatory tasks before you could say Antidisestablishmentarianism.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:25 pm

Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

You like wrestling. You brought this on yourself.

Thanks for the badge, i'm touched.

I've flown over all the hurdles. I've had Dave threaten to find me, Rick threaten to lawyer me, Tino threaten to open up to me, Sean take a name I've said and tell a ludicrous story about how he conquered them sexually, I've forced Jeff to fake intelligence and talk of lengthly reading he's done on a subject he has no interest in anyway. Julius has punned me down, Shah has told his recruits about my arrogant Western agenda. I've even spoken to that cretin Shoe.

And I've run a successful forum-wide quiz.

You have much to prove, Campbell.

by Adam D Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:25 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

You're my hero, Dolph.

Maybe not top 4 but certainly in the top 9.

That's why I gave you a new badge - fully deserved

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:27 pm

And it's a great badge. You're above Dr Shoe, DAV, especially after I set him up for a great joke the other night and he missed it.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:28 pm

Music Quiz Adam, next round? Or have you now handed back all responsbility for that to Hero?

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:30 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

You like wrestling. You brought this on yourself.

Thanks for the badge, i'm touched.

I've flown over all the hurdles. I've had Dave threaten to find me, Rick threaten to lawyer me, Tino threaten to open up to me, Sean take a name I've said and tell a ludicrous story about how he conquered them sexually, I've forced Jeff to fake intelligence and talk of lengthly reading he's done on a subject he has no interest in anyway. Julius has punned me down, Shah has told his recruits about my arrogant Western agenda. I've even spoken to that cretin Shoe.

And I've run a successful forum-wide quiz.

You have much to prove, Campbell.

If i'm honest, i stopped reading after the hurdles bit. As a wrestling geek there is no way you have the physique or physical attributes to get over hurdles, not least without the aid of Steroids.

I think you're just an attention seeker who wants to be ~~loved~~ bummed by everyone.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:30 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

You like wrestling. You brought this on yourself.

Thanks for the badge, i'm touched.

I've flown over all the hurdles. I've had Dave threaten to find me, Rick threaten to lawyer me, Tino threaten to open up to me, Sean take a name I've said and tell a ludicrous story about how he conquered them sexually, I've forced Jeff to fake intelligence and talk of lengthly reading he's done on a subject he has no interest in anyway. Julius has punned me down, Shah has told his recruits about my arrogant Western agenda. I've even spoken to that cretin Shoe.

And I've run a successful forum-wide quiz.

You have much to prove, Campbell.

I've run two.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:32 pm

Think successful is a stretch Tina.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:37 pm

Rowley wrote:Think successful is a stretch Tina.

All things relative, Jeff.

Can you even remember the competition Dolphin ran?

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:39 pm

Was it the greatest sportsman ever? That is the only other one I can recall.

by **Hero** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:40 pm

MtotheC ran that.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:41 pm

Hero wrote:MtotheC ran that.

Point proven.

by **Union Cane** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:48 pm

Afternoon men

Anyone watching the big match tonight?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 2:09 pm

Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

You like wrestling. You brought this on yourself.

Thanks for the badge, i'm touched.

I've flown over all the hurdles. I've had Dave threaten to find me, Rick threaten to lawyer me, Tino threaten to open up to me, Sean take a name I've said and tell a ludicrous story about how he conquered them sexually, I've forced Jeff to fake intelligence and talk of lengthly reading he's done on a subject he has no interest in anyway. Julius has punned me down, Shah has told his recruits about my arrogant Western agenda. I've even spoken to that cretin Shoe.

And I've run a successful forum-wide quiz.

You have much to prove, Campbell.

If i'm honest, i stopped reading after the hurdles bit. As a wrestling geek there is no way you have the physique or physical attributes to get over hurdles, not least without the aid of Steroids.

I think you're just an attention seeker who wants to be ~~loved~~ bummed by everyone.

I'll have you know I still hold the record at my secondary school at long jump. Legend of the sand.

I once welcomed you, Campbell. Not now.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 2:37 pm

Union Cane wrote:Afternoon men

Anyone watching the big match tonight?

Yes. I think you can do Tranmere tonight.

by **Union Cane** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 2:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Afternoon men

Anyone watching the big match tonight?

Yes. I think you can do Tranmere tonight.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 2:47 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

You like wrestling. You brought this on yourself.

Thanks for the badge, i'm touched.

I've flown over all the hurdles. I've had Dave threaten to find me, Rick threaten to lawyer me, Tino threaten to open up to me, Sean take a name I've said and tell a ludicrous story about how he conquered them sexually, I've forced Jeff to fake intelligence and talk of lengthly reading he's done on a subject he has no interest in anyway. Julius has punned me down, Shah has told his recruits about my arrogant Western agenda. I've even spoken to that cretin Shoe.

And I've run a successful forum-wide quiz.

You have much to prove, Campbell.

If i'm honest, i stopped reading after the hurdles bit. As a wrestling geek there is no way you have the physique or physical attributes to get over hurdles, not least without the aid of Steroids.

I think you're just an attention seeker who wants to be ~~loved~~ bummed by everyone.

I'll have you know I still hold the record at my secondary school at long jump. Legend of the sand.

I once welcomed you, Campbell. Not now.

Sorry you feel that way, Dolphin.

by Hibbz Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:14 pm

Hero wrote:MtotheC ran that.

And without wanting to get Windows steamed up it was by far the best poll/competition on this website so far.

The controversy around spaghetti hans and his minions was just brilliant. The current city/country debacle doesn't bear comparison.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:16 pm

Hibbz wrote: The current city/country debacle doesn't bear comparison.

Agreed, that does not mean it is not important though. Stuart Hall's crimes do not compare with Jimmy Saville's, does not make them acceptable.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:19 pm

Nice analogy there, Rowley.

I mean, Rowley.

by Hibbz Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:24 pm

Rowley wrote:
Hibbz wrote: The current city/country debacle doesn't bear comparison.

Agreed, that does not mean it is not important though. Stuart Hall's crimes do not compare with Jimmy Saville's, does not make them acceptable.

That's true Rowley. Fix it was a far worse show than Knockout.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:31 pm

Hibbz wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Hibbz wrote: The current city/country debacle doesn't bear comparison.

Agreed, that does not mean it is not important though. Stuart Hall's crimes do not compare with Jimmy Saville's, does not make them acceptable.

That's true Rowley. Fix it was a far worse show than Knockout.

ha!

by **Galted** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:40 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This newcomer waltzes in all gusto and insults. The real heroes never get recognised. I'm cleaning this place up, and doing so with style. You'll see, you'll all see.

You like wrestling. You brought this on yourself.

Thanks for the badge, i'm touched.

I've flown over all the hurdles. I've had Dave threaten to find me, Rick threaten to lawyer me, Tino threaten to open up to me, Sean take a name I've said and tell a ludicrous story about how he conquered them sexually, I've forced Jeff to fake intelligence and talk of lengthly reading he's done on a subject he has no interest in anyway. Julius has punned me down, Shah has told his recruits about my arrogant Western agenda. I've even spoken to that cretin Shoe.

And I've run a successful forum-wide quiz.

You have much to prove, Campbell.

And ignored Galted in a post about many posters thus forcing him to refer to himself in the third person.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:42 pm

Don't refer to yourself in the third person Galted, You're so much better than than, irrespective of provocation.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:42 pm

I've never told anyone about your western agenda.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:43 pm

Rowley wrote:Don't refer to yourself in the third person Galted, You're so much better than than, irrespective of provocation.

I think you can give him a pass in this instance seeing as he's trying to emotionally distance himself from his dress sense

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:17 pm

That's because conversations with you have never been a trial, Galted, only a pleasure.

Don't lie, Shah.

by Adam D Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:27 pm

I actually think that Dolph and the Doc have the best badges.

Taking requests if anybody wants a new one

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:29 pm

Why does Shah not get a badge.? He is old school CC and has actually earned it, not like some of the Johnny Come Latelies I could mention.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:30 pm

Rowley wrote:Why does Shah not get a badge.? He is old school CC and has actually earned it, not like some of the Johnny Come Latelies I could mention.

In my defence, I didn't ask for that.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:35 pm

Adam is a bit thin skinned Rowley Laugh

by Adam D Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:52 pm

Give me some ideas for him and I will do it. The only things I could come up with were highly offensive. So about right.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:53 pm

Is Suicide Bummer offensive?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:54 pm

Thats brilliant

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