The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 3:00 pm

First topic message reminder :

Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:36 am

Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:Is this what this place has become, trying to set Sean up with women at work who may be desperate or rough enough to oblige?

Yes, and lists of your favourite posters.

You're in my Top 7.

Back off, cockwomble.

I do the top 7's round here.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:37 am

Good to know Alistair. The single girl in my office is someone I would not even set Sean up with, which tells its own story.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:Is this what this place has become, trying to set Sean up with women at work who may be desperate or rough enough to oblige?

Yes, and lists of your favourite posters.

You're in my Top 7.

Back off, cockwomble.

I do the top 7's round here.

Listen, f*cknugget, come back to me when you're not getting chinned by an embryo.

Top 8, Rowley.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:39 am

Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:Is this what this place has become, trying to set Sean up with women at work who may be desperate or rough enough to oblige?

Yes, and lists of your favourite posters.

You're in my Top 7.

Back off, cockwomble.

I do the top 7's round here.

Listen, f*cknugget, come back to me when you're not getting chinned by an embryo.

Top 8, Rowley.

Better.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:40 am

Back up Ali, I like you as you know and would never knowingly do anything to imperil by top seven standing, but who in the name of all that is holy do you think you are to talk to Tina like that. He set this place up. You'll show him some f'ing respect.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:42 am

Rowley wrote:Is this what this place has become, trying to set Sean up with women at work who may be desperate or rough enough to oblige?

I told my ex a couple of years ago that if I split up with her I wouldn't rush in to a new relationship willy nilly. I explained thatI would draw up a list of different types of birds to do, thus allowing me to make an informed judgement on what kind of bird my future lies with.

6ft+, black, Oriental are among a list of types I have never done. A 'proper' copper top and a welsh bird are also missing from the list as well. I think I could tick most of those off on a trip to Amsterdam but if I can save 50 euro here and there it could help.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:42 am

Rowley wrote:Back up Ali, I like you as you know and would never knowingly do anything to imperil by top seven standing, but who in the name of all that is holy do you think you are to talk to Tina like that. He set this place up. You'll show him some f'ing respect.

Tell him straight, Jeff.

There is youthful exuberance and there is downright disrespect.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:42 am

Rowley wrote:Back up Ali, I like you as you know and would never knowingly do anything to imperil by top seven standing, but who in the name of all that is holy do you think you are to talk to Tina like that. He set this place up. You'll show him some f'ing respect.

I was trying to assert my dominance, rather than cowering away. You know, building respect. I assumed the Culture Cup was akin to Prison, if you don't stand up for yourself, you get bummed.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:43 am

Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:Back up Ali, I like you as you know and would never knowingly do anything to imperil by top seven standing, but who in the name of all that is holy do you think you are to talk to Tina like that. He set this place up. You'll show him some f'ing respect.

I was trying to assert my dominance, rather than cowering away. You know, building respect. I assumed the Culture Cup was akin to Prison, if you don't stand up for yourself, you get bummed.

That is an excellent point. Sean would have been all over you if you'd shown weakness.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:45 am

All very true Ali but Tina is the Mr Bridger round here, he may not be the hardest but he carries a certain status which your posts should reflect.

(Anyone who does not get the film reference should really try and watch some more films, or be less thick, whichever is easier.)

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:45 am

Pisssplittingly violent on here today.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:51 am

Rowley wrote:All very true Ali but Tina is the Mr Bridger round here, he may not be the hardest but he carries a certain status which your posts should reflect.

(Anyone who does not get the film reference should really try and watch some more films, or be less thick, whichever is easier.)

Funny, I imagined him as 'Horrible' Ives.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:52 am

Rowley wrote:All very true Ali but Tina is the Mr Bridger round here, he may not be the hardest but he carries a certain status which your posts should reflect.

(Anyone who does not get the film reference should really try and watch some more films, or be less thick, whichever is easier.)

Was he one of the Bridgers of Madison County?

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:53 am

Different show/film Alistair Harry Grout was the big dog in Porridge. Sean is definitely Luke Warm in porridge though.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:54 am

Rowley wrote:All very true Ali but Tina is the Mr Bridger round here, he may not be the hardest but he carries a certain status which your posts should reflect.

(Anyone who does not get the film reference should really try and watch some more films, or be less thick, whichever is easier.)

So windows is a bit like the lawyer off of Scarface?

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:54 am

Rowley wrote:Different show/film Alistair Harry Grout was the big dog in Porridge. Sean is definitely Luke Warm in porridge though.

Perhaps i'm yet to see this side of Tino. I blame Shah for telling me the embryo story, it's really clouded my judgement.

You're definitely Fletcher for me, Rowley.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:55 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:All very true Ali but Tina is the Mr Bridger round here, he may not be the hardest but he carries a certain status which your posts should reflect.

(Anyone who does not get the film reference should really try and watch some more films, or be less thick, whichever is easier.)

So windows is a bit like the lawyer off of Scarface?

I'm Archer from Scum. Jeff is Carling.

You're the chap in the greenhouse.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:55 am

Philistines, apart from from Jules who was obviously joking (a belter by the way Jules) and clearly knows the reference really.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:All very true Ali but Tina is the Mr Bridger round here, he may not be the hardest but he carries a certain status which your posts should reflect.

(Anyone who does not get the film reference should really try and watch some more films, or be less thick, whichever is easier.)

So windows is a bit like the lawyer off of Scarface?

I'm Archer from Scum. Jeff is Carling.

You're the chap in the greenhouse.

I was literally typing the same thing, Tina.

Bridger was the guy in Zulu, no?

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:57 am

Haven't watched Scum in ages, SIT DOWN GRAAAASSS!!

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:58 am

Alistair wrote:

Bridger was the guy in Zulu, no?

No.

by Adam D Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:58 am

Wasnt Bridger played by Noel Coward?

I had Tina down as more of the Benny Hill character from that film.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:58 am

Well done Adam, Bridger was Noel Coward's character in the Italian Job.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:59 am

Rowley wrote:Haven't watched Scum in ages, SIT DOWN GRAAAASSS!!

3747 Carling SIR.

Wheres your tool?

What tool?

This f*cking tool.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:00 am

Adam D wrote:Wasnt Bridger played by Noel Coward?

I had Tina down as more of the Benny Hill character from that film.

Galted is Benny Hill, potentially a genius but almost certainly a sexual deviant.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:01 am

Rowley wrote:
Alistair wrote:

Bridger was the guy in Zulu, no?

No.

Wrong Michael Caine film, my bad.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:04 am

Raf is Big William then. I guess that makes me Frank.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:06 am

I am a bit like Hooky in Zulu.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:09 am

I hate you Jeff.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:16 am

Why is that dear?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:18 am

Rowley wrote:Why is that dear?

He is only above Hero, Adam and Raf.

I assume it is the WRASSLIN thing?

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:20 am

He is top of the wrestling fans. It is the best he can hope for unfortunately.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:22 am

Rowley wrote:He is top of the wrestling fans.

Is that really an achievement?

by Dr Shoe Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:23 am

Rowley wrote:He is top of the wrestling fans. It is the best he can hope for unfortunately.

Sean is named after a wrassler.

Dr Shoe didnt even get a mention. I curse thee with ingrowing toenails and verrucas.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:26 am

Dr Shoe wrote:
Rowley wrote:He is top of the wrestling fans. It is the best he can hope for unfortunately.
Sean is named after a wrassler.

Dr Shoe didnt even get a mention. I curse thee with ingrowing toenails and verrucas.

Sean has just been dumped by his missus, is clearly a repressed homosexual, homeless and is a borderline alcoholic. Last thing he needs is me adding to his misery.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:32 am

Rowley wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:
Rowley wrote:He is top of the wrestling fans. It is the best he can hope for unfortunately.
Sean is named after a wrassler.

Dr Shoe didnt even get a mention. I curse thee with ingrowing toenails and verrucas.

Sean has just been dumped by his missus, is clearly a ~~repressed~~ homosexual, homeless and is a borderline alcoholic. Last thing he needs is me adding to his misery.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:32 am

Dr Shoe wrote:
Rowley wrote:He is top of the wrestling fans. It is the best he can hope for unfortunately.
Sean is named after a wrassler.

Dr Shoe didnt even get a mention. I curse thee with ingrowing toenails and verrucas.

You talk about yourself in the third person. This alone should be enough for people to work out your position without me spelling it out.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:40 am

Rowley wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:
Rowley wrote:He is top of the wrestling fans. It is the best he can hope for unfortunately.
Sean is named after a wrassler.

Dr Shoe didnt even get a mention. I curse thee with ingrowing toenails and verrucas.

You talk about yourself in the third person. This alone should be enough for people to work out your position without me spelling it out.

And he has a badge after a handful of posts.

There are some good men who have passed through here and not got a badge.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:48 am

Ooooof. Heard about a new starter in HR from a girl in my team. Just passed her on the stairs. Like a f-ing angel.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:49 am

With your taste sean that doesn't leave much to the imagination, could you be more specific?

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:50 am

Alistair wrote:With your taste sean that doesn't leave much to the imagination, could you be more specific?

Full compliment of arms and legs?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:51 am

Wings?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:52 am

Alistair wrote:With your taste sean that doesn't leave much to the imagination, could you be more specific?

Not really my type but very much like that one off of Dawson's creek before she married Cruise

Spoiler:

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:54 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:
Rowley wrote:He is top of the wrestling fans. It is the best he can hope for unfortunately.
Sean is named after a wrassler.

Dr Shoe didnt even get a mention. I curse thee with ingrowing toenails and verrucas.

You talk about yourself in the third person. This alone should be enough for people to work out your position without me spelling it out.

And he has a badge after a handful of posts.

There are some good men who have passed through here and not got a badge.

Yeah Jeffgoering & Adamussolini confiscated mine.
I did ask for "Crazy Mongrel Baaastard" on a red background once but they didn't have the balls.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:56 am

I had sod all to do with it. A shameful accusation. You'll be hearing from Rick of Superfly in due course.

by **Galted** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:56 am

Just got a semi when the toothless Colombian cleaner walked up to my desk, thrusting her fingers at me and screeching "sex act sex act". Turns out she just wanted to borrow a pair of scissors.

My hampton's now gone back to nestling snugly between my balls.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:With your taste sean that doesn't leave much to the imagination, could you be more specific?

Not really my type

Cause she has a pulse?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:01 pm

michaelsed that up didn't you?

I think my type will be a tall blonde with well set legs.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:02 pm

sean would be proud of your use of the quote function.

by Alistair Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:02 pm

Curses.

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