The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:49 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:44 pm

superflyweight wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Superfly is cruelly beating a beaten man.

Who is he picking on?

Caledonian Craig

I like to think that I'm picking a fight with the Scottish independence movement as a whole.

With the reality being you're picking a fight with a r*tard on an internet forum.

by **superflyweight** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:56 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Superfly is cruelly beating a beaten man.

Who is he picking on?

Caledonian Craig

I like to think that I'm picking a fight with the Scottish independence movement as a whole.

With the reality being you're picking a fight with a r*tard on an internet forum.

A r*tard that doesn't know where I live and can't hit me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:57 pm

Ah yes the steak one sean, Indeed I did michaels it with bummery...

Afternoon all.

Just popped over to the independence thread, felt my IQ dropping dramatically and came over here...

Country veg soup, beef crisps, 8/10

by **superflyweight** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 1:42 pm

CC's latest post represents an opportunity to walk away with my head held high and fond memories of a good fight fought.

F*ck that!!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 1:51 pm

Step away son, come back under the yoke of English tyranny, it will be quieter at least...

by **superflyweight** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 2:10 pm

He seems to be accusing me of enjoying living under the thumb. He must have CCTV cameras set up in my house.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 2:23 pm

I bet he turns out to be one of those American chaps who have seen Braveheart and commisioned a McBeal tartan, then moved to Edinburgh to raise the proletariat against the English bourgeoisie...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 30 Sep 2015, 2:26 pm

Or he is just a r*tard.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 2:27 pm

Or a 'tard of course...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 2:29 pm

or jules who gets it first hand (literally) from Mrs Fly.

by **superflyweight** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 2:47 pm

seanmichaels wrote:or jules who gets it first hand (literally) from Mrs Fly.

I'm just glad someone else can lend a hand. The woman is insatiable.

by Alistair Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:06 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:or jules who gets it first hand (literally) from Mrs Fly.

I'm just glad someone else can lend a hand. The woman is insatiable.

Would she give sean a hand?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:18 pm

Alistair wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:or jules who gets it first hand (literally) from Mrs Fly.

I'm just glad someone else can lend a hand. The woman is insatiable.

Would she give sean a hand?

Not if all jocks do that wierd thing with their legs.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:or jules who gets it first hand (literally) from Mrs Fly.

I'm just glad someone else can lend a hand. The woman is insatiable.

Would she give sean a hand?

Not if all jocks do that wierd thing with their legs.

Walk away from you?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:21 pm

bummer

by Alistair Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:26 pm

You know things are bad when an insatiable Scottish woman wouldn't even toss you a quickie.

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:38 pm

Nailed a sweaty once, she did a weird thing with her legs.

by Rowley Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:42 pm

Celebrity stalking anecdote to share. Have been to York designer outlet today, saw former England fast bowler Ryan Sidebottom shopping for shoes.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:44 pm

Union Cane wrote:Nailed a sweaty once, she did a weird thing with her legs.

please share?

by Alistair Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:50 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Nailed a sweaty once, she did a weird thing with her legs.

please share?

Uncrossed them.

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:55 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Nailed a sweaty once, she did a weird thing with her legs.

please share?

She sort of interlocked her feet around her ankles and stayed like that throughout, I think it was to keep 'things together' although it made access quite tricky.

Had she not done this I suspect I could have thrown a full sized caber up there.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:57 pm

Rowley wrote:Celebrity stalking anecdote to share. Have been to York designer outlet today, saw former England fast bowler Ryan Sidebottom shopping for shoes.

I got his old man's autograph when he was playing for Yorkshire. Phil Carrick (the then captain) invited us into the changing rooms at the Oval when rain abandoned play. Think I still have the scorecard with the whole team's signatures somewhere

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 3:59 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Nailed a sweaty once, she did a weird thing with her legs.

please share?

She sort of interlocked her feet around her ankles and stayed like that throughout, I think it was to keep 'things together' although it made access quite tricky.

Had she not done this I suspect I could have thrown a full sized caber up there.

Interesting. The one I did was lying on her back with legs raised at a 90 degree angle. Could perhaps be another tactic to stop the clothes spilling out the suitcase?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 4:18 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Nailed a sweaty once, she did a weird thing with her legs.

please share?

She sort of interlocked her feet around her ankles and stayed like that throughout, I think it was to keep 'things together' although it made access quite tricky.

Had she not done this I suspect I could have thrown a full sized caber up there.

Interesting. The one I did was lying on her back with legs raised at a 90 degree angle. Could perhaps be another tactic to stop the clothes spilling out the suitcase?

She was probably an entomologist and she was playing dead. Little did she know how much your desperation outweighed your repugnance

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 5:40 pm

I've been in Manchester today. Can't get more proper Northern than that. Got cautioned for not having a man with a red flag walking in front of my car.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 6:26 am

Like Louis Armstrong
Play the trumpet, I'll hit dat bong
And break it or somethin' soon
I got ta get my props
Cops
Come and try ta' snatch my crops
These pigs want to blow my house down
Head underground
To the next town
They get mad when they come to raid my pad
And I'm off in the night deuce Cad
Yes I'm the pirate
Pilot
Of this ship if I get wit' the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen
Look
But don't make ya' eyes strain
A nigga like me is goin' insane

Fist Bitches

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 7:19 am

Bone Idle F*ckers

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 01 Oct 2015, 7:55 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Bone Idle F*ckers

Busy morning making IED's, Shah?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 8:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Bone Idle F*ckers

Busy morning making IED's, Shah?

Shhhhh!

No of course not.

by kingraf Thu 01 Oct 2015, 8:41 am

Just about make third. Car coming back this afternoon. Happy days are here again.

Morning

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 8:42 am

kingraf wrote:Just about make third. Car coming back this afternoon. Happy days are here again.

Morning

Does it have a trailer for the tangerine jet ski?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 8:42 am

I got an email from Groupon yesterday about Shaggy Rugs. I was genuinely disappointed to open the message and find it was shaggy rugs and not, like I'd somehow assumed, Shaggy rugs.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 8:46 am

ONETWO is on form already:

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:I think Froch has a point but did anyone think of this......

Wlad called off the fight AFTER the blood moon sightings.

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by kingraf Thu 01 Oct 2015, 8:50 am

seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:Just about make third. Car coming back this afternoon. Happy days are here again.

Morning

Does it have a trailer for the tangerine jet ski?

I'd never put something as unsightly as a trailer tow bar on my car.

by **superflyweight** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 9:07 am

kingraf wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:Just about make third. Car coming back this afternoon. Happy days are here again.

Morning

Does it have a trailer for the tangerine jet ski?

I'd never put something as unsightly as a trailer tow bar on my car.

Does your car have a lipstick holder where the lighter should be?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 9:18 am

superflyweight wrote:
kingraf wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:Just about make third. Car coming back this afternoon. Happy days are here again.

Morning

Does it have a trailer for the tangerine jet ski?

I'd never put something as unsightly as a trailer tow bar on my car.

Does your car have a lipstick holder where the lighter should be?

Of course not you moron. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to operate his curling irons!

by Alistair Thu 01 Oct 2015, 9:22 am

Anyone else here been touched by Bill Cosby?

by **Union Cane** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 9:24 am

40 years since the Thrilla, I should have watched that this morning instead of Froch Groves I.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 9:32 am

Alistair wrote:Anyone else here been touched by Bill Cosby?

No though Sean would have you believe otherwise.

You're alone on this score.

by Alistair Thu 01 Oct 2015, 9:48 am

Sean would've been my first choice.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 9:53 am

Alistair wrote:Sean would've been my first choice.

Were you a prefect?

by Alistair Thu 01 Oct 2015, 10:01 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:Sean would've been my first choice.

Were you a prefect?

You mean did i dish out the bummings?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 10:10 am

Prefect's dished out lamp postings in my day.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 10:12 am

I see Tom Daly has just got engaged........

by Alistair Thu 01 Oct 2015, 10:36 am

Are you ok with that? Were you hoping he'd wait for you?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 10:52 am

Nice new badge sean. Bold.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 10:53 am

I don't get to see my badge. Just a red cross.

by kingraf Thu 01 Oct 2015, 11:06 am

superflyweight wrote:
kingraf wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:Just about make third. Car coming back this afternoon. Happy days are here again.

Morning

Does it have a trailer for the tangerine jet ski?

I'd never put something as unsightly as a trailer tow bar on my car.

Does your car have a lipstick holder where the lighter should be?

Don't you have a Caledonian to bully?

by Rowley Thu 01 Oct 2015, 11:12 am

Morning all.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 11:19 am

Morning Jeffrey. How is life treating you?

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