The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

seanmichaels wrote:Nice touch on that actor Dave. Swapping the stunt knife for a butcher's special. Poor sod got a surprise slitting his own throat.

Figured I should stop resting on my laurels after my success with Brandon Lee

Morning all

Ham salad sandwich, some little tomatoes, an apple and four Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

I had not previously heard of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, but they are very nice.

Union Cane wrote:Morning all

Ham salad sandwich, some little tomatoes, an apple and four Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

I had not previously heard of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, but they are very nice.

FOUR*?!?!?!? Union, you disgusting fat c*nt!!!

*Unless they were small ones in which case I'll let you off....but you're right, they're bloody lovely!!!!!!!!

Morning Rick the Kick

How are we this fine neutral morning?

Bang average Shah to be honest, car is being irritating as the bonnet sensor goes off everytime I set off from standing, but barring that, fairly tolerable. You?

Same here. Another all day shift today so couple of nurishment's and sandwiches to start me off. Have been trying to watch the GGG fight but to no avail which is pretty miserable. You get to watch it?

Yeah I watched the card on Sunday morning, Ortiz looked like a good addition to the heavyweights and had good footwork for a fat lad, Gonzalez fight was quality and GGG Lemieux was good as well.

Good card really (barring the Kane fight which was godawful)

I forgot all about it to be honest. Been working so much can't remember the important stuff half the time. I've still got 23 days of holidays left so going to try and enjoy 3 day weeks till the end of the year - Just waiting on the guy who will cover me to provide me a timetable. Then I can sit back and relax

Definitley worth the watch mate, you could spend worse ways of relaxing. I have a load of holidays waiting for Christmas and some good games coming out for the PS4, so all good...

Need to kick back into my reading, I have some R E Feiss to catch up with

Morning.

Thumping sounds from above again this morning. She has got a fat arris so maybe it is a treadmill?

I read the whole lot in two weeks rick. F*cking addictive. Morning Sean.

I am way behind of the demon war stuff...

You read the Mistress Trilogy?

Morning sean...

Have been reading a fascinating biography of Bill Richmond if anyone cares

Bit quiet at the moment. Windows is in Spain isn't he?

Jeff wrote:Have been reading a fascinating biography of Bill Richmond if anyone cares

At any point did Bill fight other dimensional beings with magical powers and/or artifacts Jeff?

Rowley wrote:Have been reading a fascinating biography of Bill Richmond if anyone cares

Bill from Cuckold's Town?

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:Have been reading a fascinating biography of Bill Richmond if anyone cares

At any point did Bill fight other dimensional beings with magical powers and/or artifacts Jeff?

He did fight Tom Cribb, he had pretty remarkable powers of recovery.

Jeff wrote:He did fight Tom Cribb, he had pretty remarkable powers of recovery.

Fair enough, I will put it on my list

seanmichaels wrote:Bit quiet at the moment. Windows is in Spain isn't he?

I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Bit quiet at the moment. Windows is in Spain isn't he?

I'm not going till Friday.  Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Run Rabbit Run Rabbit Run Run Run

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Bit quiet at the moment. Windows is in Spain isn't he?

I'm not going till Friday.  Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Run Rabbit Run Rabbit Run Run Run

Said Shah before he beheaded another infidel.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Bit quiet at the moment. Windows is in Spain isn't he?

I'm not going till Friday.  Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Run Rabbit Run Rabbit Run Run Run

Said Shah before he beheaded another infidel.  

"Thank you" said Tino "for saving me from one source of headbutts"

sean wrote:I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Unlike sean's neighbour who is busy F*cking

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Unlike sean's neighbour who is busy F*cking

So I hear.

That must really be rubbing salt in his wounds. His ex is almost certainly getting a length from someone as well.

I can handle a one off but if it is going to be 5am every morning can I say something? I am not sure of the etiquette when it comes to apartment living.

My ex has invited me out to dinner tomorrow night. I know birds like to tell their ex's face to face that they are getting rodded elsewhere so I enquired whether this was going to be the case. She was taken aback by the suggestion so I doubt she is.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Unlike sean's neighbour who is busy F*cking

So I hear.  

That must really be rubbing salt in his wounds.  His ex is almost certainly getting a length from someone as well.

TLD - he's always talking about her bush

seanmichaels wrote:My ex has invited me out to dinner tomorrow night. I know birds like to tell their ex's face to face that they are getting rodded elsewhere so I enquired whether this was going to be the case. She was taken aback by the suggestion so I doubt she is.

She's french - she was probably getting rodded while on the phone to you.

seanmichaels wrote:My ex has invited me out to dinner tomorrow night. I know birds like to tell their ex's face to face that they are getting rodded elsewhere so I enquired whether this was going to be the case. She was taken aback by the suggestion so I doubt she is.

You're so naïve, sean.

She is getting hammered regularly.  It is obvious to everyone but you.  She is leaving a trail of spent men in her path.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:My ex has invited me out to dinner tomorrow night. I know birds like to tell their ex's face to face that they are getting rodded elsewhere so I enquired whether this was going to be the case. She was taken aback by the suggestion so I doubt she is.

You're so naïve, sean.

She is getting hammered regularly.  It is obvious to everyone but you.  She is leaving a trail of spent men in her path.

Exactly - You must know Sean - it was this that drew her to you in the first place. Kindred Spirits

I'll be back in the game soon. Just need that first bus to come along then it will be carnage.

seanmichaels wrote:I'll be back in the game soon. Just need that first bus to come along then it will be carnage.

You'll have an a*se like the back of a bus - Literally

seanmichaels wrote:I'll be back in the game soon. Just need that first bus to come along then it will be carnage.

Like Speed?

Potential for a thread split today gents.

I think we are a day or so off unless there are some spectacular lunch reviews.

I will be reviewing my homemade cheese, tomato and cuucmber sandwich along with homemade sausage roll. Quite excited about it.

Morning.

Gotta agree with Tino, sean. She's getting it. Though she probably wants to rub in the fact she's selling the house. Have you considered standing her up? Or turning up leathered and announcing in front of the restaurant that the closest you've come to the feel of another woman is when the bird in the flat above was getting drilled so hard you thought your roof was going to cave in?

She's not getting it.

The latter is quite likely (turning up leathered) although I rarely make a scene other than the occasional mishap at weddings.

seanmichaels wrote:She's not getting it.

The latter is quite likely (turning up leathered) although I rarely make a scene other than the occasional mishap at weddings.

She were only a fishmongers daughter but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet

seanmichaels wrote:She's not getting it.

She really is.  She is doing all the dirty stuff that she had given up years ago.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:She's not getting it.

She really is.  She is doing all the dirty stuff that she had given up years ago.

She were only a gravediggers daughter but anyone cadaver

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:She's not getting it.

She really is.  She is doing all the dirty stuff that she had given up years ago.

Don't judge her by the mountie's standards.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:She's not getting it.

She really is.  She is doing all the dirty stuff that she had given up years ago.

Don't judge her by the mountie's standards.

Canadians are utter filth.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:She's not getting it.

She really is.  She is doing all the dirty stuff that she had given up years ago.

Don't judge her by the mountie's standards.

Canadians are utter filth.

She was only the Mounties daughter but she couldn't everest

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:She's not getting it.

She really is.  She is doing all the dirty stuff that she had given up years ago.

Don't judge her by the mountie's standards.

It's her "mounting standards" that we're judging her by. Well, we would be if we could see the end of the queue but it's like Black Friday (which is also when she goes inter-racial...basically, her house looks like the set of a porn film mde by Benetton)

She was only a sexton's daughter but we knew that she really dug it

She were only the miners daughter but she had a mine of her own.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:She's not getting it.

She really is.  She is doing all the dirty stuff that she had given up years ago.

Don't judge her by the mountie's standards.

Canadians are utter filth.

Jules says the thing she does with the dried meat on a piece of string is exceptional.

She is getting nailed on a regular basis. GOSPEL.

She is getting nailed on a regular basis. GOSPEL.

So regular Rowley had to write it twice