The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:37 am

First topic message reminder :

Jeff's Manbag

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:00 pm

Adele's punani.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:01 pm

Fires my blood like nothing else that woman.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:12 pm

It would be like headbutting a lilo

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:14 pm

seanmichaels wrote:It would be like headbutting a lilo

Yes but better than getting wheelbarrowed with your head in a toilet though I'm sure you'd disagree.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:22 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:It would be like headbutting a lilo
Yes but better than getting wheelbarrowed with your head in a toilet though I'm sure you'd disagree.

In a nice way, if it was tidy and well kept I expect her minge to be perfectly balanced.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:31 pm

Sean talking about minge as if he knows what he's talking about. Bit like tophat talking about poverty.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:35 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Bit like tophat talking about poverty.

Or minge. He almost certainly pays for his.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Bit like tophat talking about poverty.

Or minge. He almost certainly pays for his.

The pimp must be wondering why he gets it back ironed.

by Guest Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:01 pm

Excellent work ya swarthy heathen

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:06 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Sean talking about minge as if he knows what he's talking about. Bit like tophat talking about poverty.

You have a point. Is there anything that has changed in the last 18 months? Any new trends I should be aware of?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:11 pm

You haven't had a sex in 18 months? You only broke up with your bird a couple months back!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:15 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:You haven't had a sex in 18 months?

He hasn't had sex with a woman, Shah.

He didn't mention anything about buggery.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:19 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:You haven't had a sex in 18 months? You only broke up with your bird a couple months back!

She was recovering from a hip replacement for a while, then we were arguing, then I was in the spare room from July/August when she ended it. Moved out in October

by Guest Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Sean talking about minge as if he knows what he's talking about. Bit like tophat talking about poverty.

You have a point. Is there anything that has changed in the last 18 months? Any new trends I should be aware of?

Yes, you should mention that you are an admirer of the musing of the noted philosopher Tyson Fury, then demand she allow you to eat red hot chips off her face whilst screaming that her CD collection contains nothing but radio friendly commercial bullsh!t

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:23 pm

I bet Adele would enjoy chip related sex.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:25 pm

That would make my life complete Sean.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:29 pm

She'd definitely be a large doner with extra mayo and chilli sauce girl. Eating it at the taxi rank.

I had a chicken kebab the other day, no sauce just a few chillis. God it was good.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:30 pm

I'd love to know how they marinate chicken kebabs. The recipes online never taste the same.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:32 pm

Top 5 Female Vocalist Kebab eaters:

Bet Ditto
Adele
Alison Moyet
Kim Wilde
Mary J Blige

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:35 pm

I'll ask mate. Ask for spicy donner or even better an afterburner burger which is just a chicken burger dipped in a bowl of chilli and slapped on the grill for a minute or so.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:37 pm

I decided not to eat processed meat along time ago. No doner for me.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:38 pm

Chicken kebabs are processed you nob. Unless you're thinking of chicken seekh kebabs.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:39 pm

Also Turkish doner isnt processed it's proper meat.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:43 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Chicken kebabs are processed you nob. Unless you're thinking of chicken seekh kebabs.

Yeah sheesh only for me. I suppose mince and sausages is processed to an extent.

I think I have seen those turkish ones. Are they still on a spit but much 'rougher'

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:47 pm

Yes it's just lamb or sheep meat stuck together with sheep fat. If you're into that then ask for a kebab roll with salad and mint sauce inside. Might be getting one of those tonight.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:47 pm

Spoiler:

as opposed to

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by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:48 pm

No the top one is chIcken doner and the lower lamb

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:50 pm

You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.

by Guest Fri 18 Dec 2015, 4:01 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.

So not Adele's punani then?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 4:03 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.
So not Adele's punani then?

Exactly like that. Especially if she slips and my head gets stuck.

by Guest Fri 18 Dec 2015, 4:20 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.
So not Adele's punani then?

Exactly like that. Especially if she slips and my head gets stuck.

It's unlikely mate. Someone said that her ex asked if there was any danger she'd get pregnant and Adele replied, "It's ok I've had the coil fitted". He took one look down there and said, "F*cking hell woman, you could have carpets fitted!!!"

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 4:22 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.
So not Adele's punani then?

Exactly like that. Especially if she slips and my head gets stuck.
It's unlikely mate. Someone said that her ex asked if there was any danger she'd get pregnant and Adele replied, "It's ok I've had the coil fitted". He took one look down there and said, "F*cking hell woman, you could have carpets fitted!!!"

only two knives for you.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Dec 2015, 8:55 pm

Toora loora Toora loo ra aye eeeee eeeee

Come on eileen

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 6:45 am

Michalesed

FIST BITCHES

Morning Jolly Saint Rick , let the slow wind down begin

by Rowley Mon 21 Dec 2015, 7:40 am

Morning Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 7:56 am

Morning Jazzy Jeff, All good t'hood?

by Rowley Mon 21 Dec 2015, 7:59 am

The mean streets of Rotherham are treating me sufficiently well. How much are iu working this week?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:08 am

Just till thurs midday or afternoon. Right now it's feck all except the christmas party.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:14 am

Morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:16 am

Morning Tinies.

How goes it?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:17 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tinies.

How goes it?

Wonderful, Shah.

How are you?

by Guest Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:17 am

Morning chaps, the sun is reflecting off the bottom of the clouds here making the "sunrise" look particularly beautiful. The effect is only spoiled by the fact it looks out over Bradford.

Have realized that, outside of the team that got thrashed 10-2 by Real Madrid last night, there's a real possibility that Liverpool were the worst f*cking team to attempt to kick a ball at the weekend. Absolutely f*cking disgraceful performance which, given the way this season's going, means we'll probably murder Leicester on Boxing day.

Still, not going to let it worry me unduly.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:33 am

Similar here dave spectacular sunrise overlooking an industrial estate but not dimished in anyway. I am well Tino Christmas party in the office for kids today. Pray for my soul.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:33 am

Morning

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:04 am

Mate runs his own recruitment business. He received this CV on Friday.....

PERSONAL PROFILE

I am a hardworking and reliable person, with the ability to communicate at all levels. I enjoy achieving set targets and providing a professional service. I am able to remain calm whilst working under pressure.

KEY SKILLS

• Effective communicator.
• I am good at working on my own initiative and as part of a team.
• I am flexible and willing to learn.
• I am well organised and able to plan and prioritise accordingly.

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

*********************

*********************

QUALIFICATIONS

• Full Car Driving Licence
• Basic English and Maths Skills

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

I am a keen chess player and I enjoy reading books, both fiction and non-fiction. I also enjoy swimming and walking.

Criminal Convictions

1990 Theft and Deception.
1995 Common Assault and Criminal Damage.
1998 Aggravated Burglary and Wounding With Intent.
2003 Possession of a Prohibited Weapon.
2005 Possession of an Offensive Weapon, Possession of False Documents and Mortgage Fraud.
2009 Armed Robbery.

by compelling and rich Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:09 am

watford are a decent side this season, could have been worse could have been beaten by norwich at home!! Sad

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:10 am

Plucky fella Laugh

by compelling and rich Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:10 am

seanmichaels wrote:Mate runs his own recruitment business. He received this CV on Friday.....

PERSONAL PROFILE

I am a hardworking and reliable person, with the ability to communicate at all levels. I enjoy achieving set targets and providing a professional service. I am able to remain calm whilst working under pressure.

KEY SKILLS

• Effective communicator.
• I am good at working on my own initiative and as part of a team.
• I am flexible and willing to learn.
• I am well organised and able to plan and prioritise accordingly.

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

*********************

*********************

QUALIFICATIONS

• Full Car Driving Licence
• Basic English and Maths Skills

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

I am a keen chess player and I enjoy reading books, both fiction and non-fiction. I also enjoy swimming and walking.

Criminal Convictions

1990 Theft and Deception.
1995 Common Assault and Criminal Damage.
1998 Aggravated Burglary and Wounding With Intent.
2003 Possession of a Prohibited Weapon.
2005 Possession of an Offensive Weapon, Possession of False Documents and Mortgage Fraud.
2009 Armed Robbery.

what a w%nker! cant believe he plays chess

by Guest Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:16 am

Started watching "The Day" as recommended by Tina. Am halfway through and the levels of violence are disappointing to say the least. As Tina is my favourite (I don't if I've mentioned this but he is) I'll persevere, but it better get a hell of a lot better a hell of a lot quicker.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:17 am

Tino's idea of violence comes from children abusing him. So his ideas of violence are skewed.

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