The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:37 am

First topic message reminder :

Jeff's Manbag

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:08 am

Will Ferrell is a h*nt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:35 am

Morning Tino/Jules...

Both well?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:36 am

Morning Tino, ricko, and shahlalala-shehade... from this morning.

I can see the Andrés Iniesta doppelgänger is also on board. So good morning to you Jules as well.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:36 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino/Jules...

Both well?

Splendid mate. How was the hallowed turf?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:48 am

Morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:49 am

Morning Seano.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:50 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Morning Tino, ricko, and shahlalala-shehade... from this morning.

I can see the Andrés Iniesta doppelgänger is also on board. So good morning to you Jules as well.

Hola TLD.

by Rowley Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:52 am

Morning all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:55 am

'Sup Jeff.

by Rowley Tue 22 Dec 2015, 8:59 am

S'all good Tina. Where did your corpulent brother spring for lunch wise last week. Anywhere nice?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:04 am

Ex came round to watch Luther last night. Got to 9pm and I realised Luther is on a Tuesdays......

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:05 am

Rowley wrote:S'all good Tina. Where did your corpulent brother spring for lunch wise last week. Anywhere nice?

He did well actually. The Bleeding Heart bistro. I've been before and the food is excellent. The restaurant is posh and stuffy but the bistro is loud and informal.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:07 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:S'all good Tina. Where did your corpulent brother spring for lunch wise last week. Anywhere nice?

He did well actually. The Bleeding Heart bistro. I've been before and the food is excellent. The restaurant is posh and stuffy but the bistro is loud and informal.

Does he still live up north?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:18 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:S'all good Tina. Where did your corpulent brother spring for lunch wise last week. Anywhere nice?

He did well actually. The Bleeding Heart bistro. I've been before and the food is excellent. The restaurant is posh and stuffy but the bistro is loud and informal.

Does he still live up north?

Yep but he does a lot of work dahn Sarf so I see him when he is down here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:21 am

seanmichaels wrote:Ex came round to watch Luther last night. Got to 9pm and I realised Luther is on a Tuesdays......

An altogether odd situation sean.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:28 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:S'all good Tina. Where did your corpulent brother spring for lunch wise last week. Anywhere nice?

He did well actually. The Bleeding Heart bistro. I've been before and the food is excellent. The restaurant is posh and stuffy but the bistro is loud and informal.

Does he still live up north?

Yep but he does a lot of work dahn Sarf so I see him when he is down here.

What did you eat? Menu very French (obviously). Always think they are a bit unimaginitive with their menus but that one looks ok. Would struggle to choose a starter though.

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:28 am

Morning all, just eating a chocolate biscuit and listening to Nick Cave at my desk (on my phone, Mr Cave hasn't graced us with his presence). Before you all get carried away, "As I Sat Sadly By Her Side" (surely a song for Sean) has now finished and Solitude Aeturnus has come on. I''ve now finished my biscuit and am listening to "Destiny Falls to Ruin" (surely a song for Sean...again)

I will update you regularly with my biscuit consumption (which has the potential to be prodigious) and the tunes currently blaring out at my desk. No-one else in until 12pm...love it!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:30 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Ex came round to watch Luther last night. Got to 9pm and I realised Luther is on a Tuesdays......

An altogether odd situation sean.

Being mates was never a problem.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:33 am

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, just eating a chocolate biscuit and listening to Nick Cave at my desk (on my phone, Mr Cave hasn't graced us with his presence). Before you all get carried away, "As I Sat Sadly By Her Side" (surely a song for Sean) has now finished and Solitude Aeturnus has come on. I''ve now finished my biscuit and am listening to "Destiny Falls to Ruin" (surely a song for Sean...again)

The ex loves Nick Cave. Poor bloke lost his kid this year. Fell off a bridge on acid.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:35 am

I would smash this:

Assiette of suckling pig and crackling with apricot and sage faggots, pommes fondantes and Bramley apple sauce

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, just eating a chocolate biscuit and listening to Nick Cave at my desk (on my phone, Mr Cave hasn't graced us with his presence). Before you all get carried away, "As I Sat Sadly By Her Side" (surely a song for Sean) has now finished and Solitude Aeturnus has come on. I''ve now finished my biscuit and am listening to "Destiny Falls to Ruin" (surely a song for Sean...again)

The ex loves Nick Cave. Poor bloke lost his kid this year. Fell off a bridge on acid.

A cliff; not a bridge. Maybe he thought he saw a bridge there though. Poor bugger.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:41 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:S'all good Tina. Where did your corpulent brother spring for lunch wise last week. Anywhere nice?

He did well actually. The Bleeding Heart bistro. I've been before and the food is excellent. The restaurant is posh and stuffy but the bistro is loud and informal.

Does he still live up north?

Yep but he does a lot of work dahn Sarf so I see him when he is down here.

What did you eat? Menu very French (obviously). Always think they are a bit unimaginitive with their menus but that one looks ok. Would struggle to choose a starter though.

I went for the crab tarte for starters, the pork and then the profiteroles. Plenty of wine, a Scotch to finish off then we went to a few bars.

Agreed on the starters, it isn't a great choice. The crab was pretty good though.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:42 am

I don't really eat fish. Tried in Montenegro but just don't really get it.

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:58 am

seanmichaels wrote:I would smash this:

Assiette of suckling pig and crackling with apricot and sage faggots, pommes fondantes and Bramley apple sauce

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:05 am

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I would smash this:

Assiette of suckling pig and crackling with apricot and sage faggots, pommes fondantes and Bramley apple sauce

Come on!

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:08 am

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I would smash this:

Assiette of suckling pig and crackling with apricot and sage faggots, pommes fondantes and Bramley apple sauce

Come on!

Eileen?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:15 am

Has anyone danced to that yet this Christmas? It think it is a good marker of drunkeness.

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I would smash this:

Assiette of suckling pig and crackling with apricot and sage faggots, pommes fondantes and Bramley apple sauce

Come on!

Eileen?

The song they played at school whilst they gathered round and circle jerked over Sean's face? Suckling pig, the nickname they gave him (when they were calling him Eileen)

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:18 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I would smash this:

Assiette of suckling pig and crackling with apricot and sage faggots, pommes fondantes and Bramley apple sauce

Come on!

Eileen?
The song they played at school whilst they gathered round and circle jerked over Sean's face? Suckling pig, the nickname they gave him (when they were calling him Eileen)

Get out!!

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:19 am

seanmichaels wrote:Has anyone danced to that yet this Christmas? It think it is a good marker of drunkeness.

I think it's a good marker of c*ntishness

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:20 am

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I would smash this:

Assiette of suckling pig and crackling with apricot and sage faggots, pommes fondantes and Bramley apple sauce

Come on!

Eileen?
The song they played at school whilst they gathered round and circle jerked over Sean's face? Suckling pig, the nickname they gave him (when they were calling him Eileen)

Get out!!

What they said after they'd done a group sploff all over his ugly open mouthed mug

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:11 am

Michaelsed

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:12 am

seanmichaels wrote:Michaelsed

I'm still struggling to come to terms with the phrases "circle jerked" and "group sploff".

Serial is one of a kind, he really is.

by Alistair Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:13 am

Morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:15 am

Morning Alistair.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:19 am

Alistair wrote:Morning.

Morning Alistair. I shall be driving through Salisbury on Boxing Day. I shall beep if I see you.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:25 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:Morning.

Morning Alistair. I shall be driving through Salisbury on Boxing Day. I shall beep if I see you.

You should fly through it sean - in a Salisbury plane.

by Alistair Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:29 am

Tino, Sean, Jules...

You won't see me, i'll be heading to Oxford to take the kids to their Dad's and then to the in laws to get drunk.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:31 am

Alistair wrote:Tino, Sean, Jules...

You won't see me, i'll be heading to Oxford to take the kids to their Dad's and then to the in laws to get drunk.

Did you used to be a woman?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:35 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:Morning.

Morning Alistair. I shall be driving through Salisbury on Boxing Day. I shall beep if I see you.

You should fly through it sean - in a Salisbury plane.

I had a Toby Carvery breakfast on Salisbury plain. Eat all you can for £3.99. Surprisingly good although I didn't fancy the Bacon Yorkshires....

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:Tino, Sean, Jules...

You won't see me, i'll be heading to Oxford to take the kids to their Dad's and then to the in laws to get drunk.

Did you used to be a woman?

Are you in the process of asking him/her for a date, Sean?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:41 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:Morning.

Morning Alistair. I shall be driving through Salisbury on Boxing Day. I shall beep if I see you.

You should fly through it sean - in a Salisbury plane.

Let him drive. He can chalk it up to experience

by Alistair Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:41 am

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:Tino, Sean, Jules...

You won't see me, i'll be heading to Oxford to take the kids to their Dad's and then to the in laws to get drunk.

Did you used to be a woman?
Are you in the process of asking him/her for a date, Sean?

Either way, you're not my type.

They are my Step-Kids.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:42 am

For the boxing connoisseurs here, i saw a you tube clip with Eubanks snr responding to Naz's claim that Eubanks copied his ring entrance (which of course is ridiculous). Eubanks poited to the 90th second of the Reginaldo Dos Santos You Tube clip. A 15 year old Nas is there in the crowd.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:44 am

Check the eu bank Calzaghe fight. There's nas in the back shouting LET GO IT'S OVER. and eu bank stuck against the ropes shouting shut up naseem!

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:46 am

Alistair wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:Tino, Sean, Jules...

You won't see me, i'll be heading to Oxford to take the kids to their Dad's and then to the in laws to get drunk.

Did you used to be a woman?
Are you in the process of asking him/her for a date, Sean?

Either way, you're not my type.

They are my Step-Kids.

Not one for having chips eaten off your back whilst being buggered then, Al? Seems Sean is going to have his work cut out finding a willing partner. Last time he tried it, the gravy melted the plastic on his blow-up doll.

by Alistair Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:53 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:Tino, Sean, Jules...

You won't see me, i'll be heading to Oxford to take the kids to their Dad's and then to the in laws to get drunk.

Did you used to be a woman?
Are you in the process of asking him/her for a date, Sean?

Either way, you're not my type.

They are my Step-Kids.
Not one for having chips eaten off your back whilst being buggered then, Al? Seems Sean is going to have his work cut out finding a willing partner. Last time he tried it, the gravy melted the plastic on his blow-up doll.

Sadly not, DAVE. I think you need to be a 'special' kind of 'woman' to enjoy that...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 11:54 am

Serial's missus?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 22 Dec 2015, 1:05 pm

Serial dave thinking of ways to cut seans arse in half. He's been driving for an hour and still hasn't found somewhere he can start cutting.

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2015, 1:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Serial's missus?

How DARE you, she's a sophisticated lady.....she'd prefer lightly spiced wedges.

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