The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Jeff's Manbag

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, wish I was asleep now to be honest

Just keep reading.

I'm off to HK in a couple of weeks, Shah.  I'll be around to talk to you in the mornings.  And riCKO.  And I can spend hours talking to LD.  Lucky him.

I'm going to be first every f*cking day that week.  

B*tches (© Shah)

Sort us out one of those oriental brides if you don't mind, Galtova's got a bit lazy-arsed and insolent recently and I need to add a bit of competition to the household to get her to up her game.

Preferably one with a natural gash but not too fussed.

Cheers.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, wish I was asleep now to be honest

Just keep reading.

I'm off to HK in a couple of weeks, Shah.  I'll be around to talk to you in the mornings.  And riCKO.  And I can spend hours talking to LD.  Lucky him.

I'm going to be first every f*cking day that week.  

B*tches ( Shah)

Sort us out one of those oriental brides if you don't mind, Galtova's got a bit lazy-arsed and insolent recently and I need to add a bit of competition to the household to get her to up her game.

Preferably one with a natural gash but not too fussed.

Cheers.

Galted wrote:Galtova's got a bit lazy-arsed and insolent recently.....

That's odd - I've found her to be more attentive.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Galtova's got a bit lazy-arsed and insolent recently.....

That's odd - I've found her to be more attentive.

How many cats have you got?

Damn you, Julius, bloody well damn you!

Galted wrote:Damn you, Julius, bloody well damn you!

Take comfort that his cats are getting rogered like sean in the school assembly.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:Damn you, Julius, bloody well damn you!

Take comfort that his cats are getting rogered like sean in the school assembly.

It's no use, shah, that would mean they're all enjoying it.

Galted wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:Damn you, Julius, bloody well damn you!

Take comfort that his cats are getting rogered like sean in the school assembly.

It's no use, shah, that would mean they're all enjoying it.

True but imagine the fun you could have with limericks when the old c*ck becomes a c*ckold

Morning Shah, and maybe Tino if he is readying his body clock...

Fist

Sicond. Morning Rick of the Rovers. Day 3 and energy levels are stable. Operation quit smoking has failed through muscle memory. Bodes ill for operation stop w*nking to adele. How goes it?

It goes ok cheers mate, operation wind down going well and the work graph of time left v amount of f*cks I give has started its rapid descent, so happy days, even won the pub quiz last night and donated the bottle of wine won to a homeless guy on the way home, maybe it was sean!

That's why you're a fine representative of the law Rick. Because what a homeless man really needs is more booze and more propaganda for the tory government I hAve had a vision of sean trying to palm off his mobility scooter/ride on lawn mower for a case of oranjeboom so he should be back by tommorow.

To be fair I had run out of change and it felt a bit mean strolling past with a bottle of cheap rose wine which would have sat on my shelf until some guests that the missus likes, but I don't, pop round for some inane reason which stops me playing PS...

The guy was unkempt with a raggy beard, and poor dress sense so it really could've been him, I didn't see any chips though.

rick_dagless wrote:To be fair I had run out of change and it felt a bit mean strolling past with a bottle of cheap rose wine which would have sat on my shelf until some guests that the missus likes, but I don't, pop round for some inane reason which stops me playing PS...

The guy was unkempt with a raggy beard, and poor dress sense so it really could've been him, I didn't see any chips though.

I don't think it was through choice Rick!

No I imagine he enjoyed it so your good deed and generosity will be registered with the almighty. If I've the cash I usually buy them hot food and leave em a pound if they want to get a drink with it, they'll have to buy it themselves lest I get murdered by my brethren. I used to look at america and be disgusted how so many people could be destitute but over the last 10 years I've begun to see a surge of homeless people here where I used to see maybe 1 or 2 in years. Maybe some of that is just me travelling more as an adult but the moral high ground has been thoroughly eradicated.

If I am in a takeaway or similar i tend to double up on my order and do similar.

I remember at uni I was visiting Edinburgh, and a homeless guy recognised my accent, and was from very near my home town, so i rallied the troops and he ended up getting half a bottle of vodka, about 15 quid in change, some baccy and about an 8th of weed.  We came back after the club and he was wasted, but happy....

rick_dagless wrote:If I am in a takeaway or similar i tend to double up on my order and do similar.

I remember at uni I was visiting Edinburgh, and a homeless guy recognised my accent, and was from very near my home town, so i rallied the troops and he ended up getting half a bottle of vodka, about 15 quid in change, some baccy and about an 8th of weed.  We came back after the club and he was wasted, but happy....

I think even Rowley would be happy after this!

LoL it was only soap bar stuff but I think it did the job...

Probably not the best for anyone trying to sort their lives out in hindsight though...

Morning Shah and Rick.

Tales of philanthropy abound! When I lived in Edinburgh there was a takeaway breakfast place I used to go to every Sunday morning for a bacon roll and there was always the same old homeless guy sitting on the ground a few doors up in all weather. I started buying him a bacon roll and a cup of tea and it got to the point where it would have been awkward if I'd stopped doing it as I think he started to expect it. One week he wasn't there and then I never saw him again. Like to think that something good happened but suspect the worst.

P.S. I never asked him if he like bacon rolls or how he liked his tea. Beggars can't be choosers.

Morning supes, I would imagine he used his new found calorie intake to get a manual labour job and is now happily wed, and in a house. That or dead from smack.

Or he had a stroke from all that cholesterol.

Morning Superflyweight. He probably got sick of the bacon rolls and offed himself.

May have been Jewish and could not live with the guilt?

rick_dagless wrote:May have been Jewish and could not live with the guilt?

A homeless jew? Are you taking the p*ss you z*onist b*stard!?!!

Maybe he was half Jewish? Did he have a triangle around his neck? Or a twoskin?

Super, you need to answer this question. Much hinges on it whether your deed was good or whether you were a stooge for mossad.

Morning all. I have never done a kindly gesture for anyone other than myself.

Morning all. I have never done a kindly gesture for anyone other than myself.

Good morning gents.

Morning gents.

Tino, I don't believe that for one second.

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning gents.

Tino, I don't believe that for one second.

You're right, I was only messing. I just wanted to be like Jeff for a few fleeting moments.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning gents.

Tino, I don't believe that for one second.

You're right, I was only messing.  I just wanted to be like Jeff for a few fleeting moments.

Then the full horror registered in your mind and you fled.

Apparently the Haye fight is now being shown on Dave. Haye on Dave. There is a joke in there somewhere. I'll leave it with you Shah.

Jeff wrote:Apparently the Haye fight is now being shown on Dave. Haye on Dave. There is a joke in there somewhere. I'll leave it with you Shah

Wow, though if Dave (channel) gets in on the boxing game, it can only be a good thing...

Rowley wrote:Apparently the Haye fight is now being shown on Dave. Haye on Dave. There is a joke in there somewhere. I'll leave it with you Shah.

Even someone as uncouth as I know when just to leave it as it is. Can't be any funnier than that.

I am not / wasn't Lemmy.

Crikey, morning sean, and a happy new year!

Yep, happy new year all. May have overcooked myself prior to and during the festive period. I have had the flu since about Wednesday last week. Absolutely fecked but back in today.

Well you will be pleased to know that your prolonged absence kick started the cup into the new year...

Glad you are feeling better.

seanmichaels wrote:Yep, happy new year all. May have overcooked myself prior to and during the festive period. I have had the flu since about Wednesday last week. Absolutely fecked but back in today.

Have I ever mentioned that I haven't had a day off sick in well over a decade?  Not a single one.

Welcome back Sean.  I, for one, am glad you're not dead.

And I. Happy New Year Mate. Glad you still got your mower.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Have I ever mentioned that I haven't had a day off sick in well over a decade?  Not a single one.

Welcome back Sean.  I, for one, am glad you're not dead.

Ta. I genuinely think I had flu rather than a cold. On Friday night I thought I was a goner I was so cold. Even a radox bath didn't warm me up.

seanmichaels wrote:Even a radox bath didn't warm me up.

Did you slip on a 'Best of Easy Listening Jazz' cassette? That might have helped?

Alas, that is probably where I went wrong.

If you had come from the North West sean, you would have just strapped a pair on and got on with it...

rick_dagless wrote:If you had come from the North West sean, you would have just strapped a pair on and got on with it...

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/strap_on_a_pair

Abbreviation of "strap on a pair of testicles"

Anyone watch darts? Saw Ted 'the count' Hankey's return to BDO the other day. I genuinely reckon I would have been in the game against him. That was embarrassing.

seanmichaels wrote:Anyone watch darts? Saw Ted 'the count' Hankey's return to BDO the other day. I genuinely reckon I would have been in the game against him. That was embarrassing.

There was a point where he'd thrown 21 darts and still wasn't on a finish.