The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:37 pm

First topic message reminder :

Jeff's Manbag

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:28 am

Peter Such

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:28 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Peter Such

He isn't a recognised batsman.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:28 am

superflyweight wrote:Chris Tavare?

Incorrect

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:30 am

clue for the other two. war of the roses.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:31 am

Brearly

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:32 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Brearly

Good but not good enough

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:33 am

seanmichaels wrote:clue for the other two. war of the roses.

Ballance?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:33 am

Trevor franklin?

by **superflyweight** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:33 am

Atherton

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:33 am

Boycott

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:34 am

Atherton was no.3. all other guesses incorrrect

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:34 am

Hussain

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:34 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Saddam Hussain

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:34 am

Shah correct with boycott.

All 3 were 36/100

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Saddam Hussain

Ha!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:40 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Saddam Hussain

FOR THE SAKE OF F*CK

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:40 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Saddam Hussain
YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY SON'S NAME IN VAIN

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:41 am

It would be pointless asking this, it would go on forever, but there are 3 English batsman who have batted at some point on each of the 5 days of a test. I looked at the scorecards and cannot work out how it happened other than Boycott.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:42 am

Other 2 are Flintoff (!!!) and Allan Lamb.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:50 am

Tought this would be better discussed here.

DAVE667 wrote:What do you get if you add £5.6bn and £6.4bn?

Lemmy's Bar tab!

Good anecdote about Lemmy. Apparently in the 80's or something like that he was diagnosed with diabetes. The Doc's told him he could no longer drink alcohol. When his mate (someone famous) went round to see him his fridge was full of bottles of mateus rose. Asking him what was going on, lemmy replied that he can drink rose all day and then bourbon in the evening. Which apparently he did everyday for the next 30 odd years of his life.

by Guest Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:59 am

I heard he drank more Vodka and Orange than Jack and Coke near the end although his doctor did point out that replacing one alcoholic drink and sweet mixer with another alcoholic drink and sweet mixture completely defeated the object of the exercise. I doubt Lemmy cared too much either way.

It's his funeral on Saturday and I shall be wearing my MOTORHEAD shirt in memory. My daughter is going to a friend's 4th birthday party which will undoubtedly upset some parents but, hey, f*ck 'em!

by Adam D Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:52 am

seanmichaels wrote:clue for the other two. war of the roses.

Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:31 am

Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:clue for the other two. war of the roses.

Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner

Foundered

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:35 am

Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:clue for the other two. war of the roses.

Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner

Clever.

by compelling and rich Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:59 am

bit late but boycott was my first thought straight away, atherton not far behind. doubt i would have got compton, was thinking more trott

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:21 pm

Morning and happy Friday Shah.

Fist

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:57 pm

Weekends Greeting to you Rick of the Reba

All good in le hood?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:19 pm

le hood c'est bon Shah.

Lookinf forward to the weekend?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:26 pm

Yup - Havent been called into work so looks like a nice relaxed weekend. What about you? Going to party hard with your colleagues?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:41 pm

Nah, I have friends over tonight for football and ps4 and then Birthdays tomorrow, so having a few in Leeds.

Fecking auditors in all day today, which will be irritating, and ones whose English is not their first language (first being Spanish) which does not help matters when trying to worm out of something...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:50 pm

Good morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:52 pm

Morning Tino.

by Rowley Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:58 pm

Morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:58 pm

Morning Rowley and Tino.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:00 pm

Morning Jeffers.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:28 pm

Ricketing on here today.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:34 pm

...straight outta Surrey
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfecker raises hell

Morning.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:42 pm

What's with the gangster rap phase sean ?! And good morning.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:47 pm

Just freestyling Shah, freestyling.

Went for a few pints and darts last night at the village pub where I play cricket. Always liked this one barmaid there but got talking to her last night. Mate convinced she could be game. Might give it a shot tomorrow.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:07 pm

Catch her bottom lip between your thumb and forefinger, Look her in the eye with a look between lust, desperation and warmth and tell her the vomit story.

Guaranteed success.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:13 pm

She has nice lips actually (I am not being vulgar there). Tall slim girl, wavy brown hair.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:15 pm

seanmichaels wrote:She has nice lips actually (I am not being vulgar there).

Bl*wjob lips (I am being vulgar there).

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Just freestyling Shah, freestyling.

Went for a few pints and darts last night at the village pub where I play cricket. Always liked this one barmaid there but got talking to her last night. Mate convinced she could be game. Might give it a shot tomorrow.

Sounds like this is almost certain to have a happy ending.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:24 pm

I have always been attracted to barmaids.

by Rowley Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:25 pm

I agree Jules. There is no other sensible explanation why someone who works in the service industry would be pleasant to a customer.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:28 pm

Rowley wrote:I agree Jules. There is no other sensible explanation why someone who works in the service industry would be pleasant to a customer.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Jeffrey.

I am trying to Facebook stalk her through a mutual acquaintance but having no joy at the moment.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:29 pm

Rowley wrote:I agree Jules. There is no other sensible explanation why someone who works in the service industry would be pleasant to a customer.

She's game Jeff. It's quite obvious.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:32 pm

I think you are in sean, if a bloke down the pub says so, it is definately on.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:35 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I think you are in sean, if a bloke down the pub says so, it is definately on.

Thank you rick. Men of the world like us are far more switched on to the workings of a woman's mind.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I think you are in sean, if a bloke down the pub says so, it is definately on.

Thank you rick. Men of the world like us are far more switched on to the workings of a woman's mind.

Rick is waiting to laugh at your inevitable failure. Cruel Rick Cruel.

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