The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Jeff's Manbag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHu_cfy33bY

This'll bring a smile to that battered face

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:Start eating indian meals at your desk and farting in tune to yakety sax. They might give you your notice period off.

To be honest Shah, eating indian food in Bradford is pretty de rigeur, though a flatulent melody played anally, may hurry the process along may do the job nicely!
You sorted your place, hols etc, out yet mate?

Don't talk back, to Shah

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Stood in the p*ssing rain and howling wind waiting for a train that is late (again) that I am now paying more money for.  C*nts.

You should take up smoking.

I'd just end up with a wet cigarette. That wouldn't help much.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Stood in the p*ssing rain and howling wind waiting for a train that is late (again) that I am now paying more money for.  C*nts.

You should take up smoking.

I'd just end up with a wet cigarette.  That wouldn't help much.

You're doing it wrong

ShahenshahG wrote:

You're doing it wrong

Mrs Windows said that to me last night.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

You're doing it wrong

Mrs Windows said that to me last night.

Well skinning a teddy bear wasn't really going to impress her anyway

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeffers...  Not seen the programme but it appears to be causing quite a stir!

I'd encourage you to watch it Rick. It is extremely thought provoking stuff.

If i get time at the weekend I may pick it up on Netflix and have a look.

Morning all. I'm touched by you heartfelt efforts Shah (and sean) - although I don't particularly want to be touched by either of them, especially sean for obvious reasons.

Watched a reasonable film last night on Amazon Prime. Called '71 - about an SAS soldier who gets seperated from his unit in Belfast during the troubles. Gritty.

seanmichaels wrote:Watched a reasonable film last night on Amazon Prime. Called '71 - about an SAS soldier who gets seperated from his unit in Belfast during the troubles. Gritty.

What year does it take place in?

It didn't say.....

They all looked like Galted (moustaches, sideburns, side parting) so I imagine early 1970's.

73-74, I'd say.

I was the one who let you know
I was your sorry ever after '74-'75
Giving me more and I'll defy
'Cause you're really only after '74-'75

The Connells. Good song. I was there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Just the usual delays and appalling customer service.  There never seems to be any staff around when the weather is rather inclement.  Loads around in the summer.

Stood in the p*ssing rain and howling wind waiting for a train that is late (again) that I am now paying more money for.  

runaway train, never goin' back
wrong way on a one-way track
seems like i should be getting somewhere
somehow i'm neither here nor there

can you help me remember how to smile?
make it somehow all seem worthwhile
how on earth did i get so jaded?
life's mysteries seem so faded
i can go where noone else can go
i know what no one else knows
here i am just drownin' in the rain
with a ticket for a runaway train

Morning drippy tw*ts

Went to Damnation Festival in Leeds at the beginning of November. Went for breakfast and a pint of Guiness in Wetherspoons to gird my loins beforehand. During my stay the weather turned dreadful and the wind and rain forced the staff to close the doors to the smoking area such was the torrential downpour.

However, one hardy soul decided to remain outside and finish his cigarette much to the amusement of the patrons inside. If memory serves, the most popular comment was "Look at that silly c*nt!" (and that was just the bar staff)

You experienced any flooding yet Dave?

Morning All.

Morning Alistair.

Canteen at work reopened. The soup of the day is Celeriac and Chive. I like roasted celeriac but not sure about soup. Thoughts?

Boiled Aniseed isn't it?

Possibly....

This guy has easily out-michaelsed me:

https://www.606v2.com/f37-rugby-league

Just nipped on to the offtopic section to join in with the maths question on the board, and, unbelievably it was filled with uninformed nonsense, so I declined to join can cam back here to give my dinner rating.

Ham and egg sarnie, spicy Italian pepperoni soup - 9.5/10

Impressive marks there rick.

seanmichaels wrote:You experienced any flooding yet Dave?

The 50 gallon drum I use to dissolve body parts is getting a bit full

It was very tasty sean, I may give it a go at home (the soup, not the sandwich)

rick_dagless wrote:Just nipped on to the offtopic section to join in with the maths question on the board, and, unbelievably it was filled with uninformed nonsense, so I declined to join can cam back here to give my dinner rating.

Ham and egg sarnie, spicy Italian pepperoni soup - 9.5/10

Almost bad enough to make me pine for the afternoons I lost trying to explain to Caledonian Craig why the SNP is essentially a cult.

What maths question is this Rick?

Jeff wrote:What maths question is this Rick?

This one Jeff

What do you get if you add £5.6bn and £6.4bn?

supes wrote:Almost bad enough to make me pine for the afternoons I lost trying to explain to Caledonian Craig why the SNP is essentially a cult

I did follow the SNP one with some amusement to be fair though.

Small battered Sausage, Chips, Curry Sauce. 8/10

Join in Rick. Someone who knows what they're talking about is always a welcome distraction on the off topic section.

REO SPEEDWAGON'S 'Keep on loving' you was on in the shop where I buy Orangieboom at lunch. ROCKIN TUNE. I could imagine serial going mental to it at DAMNATION.

You have Orangieboum for lunch?

Union Cane wrote:You have Orangieboum for lunch?

Not on workdays. Weekends I try to have a hearty breakfast before kickoff.

Rowley wrote:Join in Rick. Someone who knows what they're talking about is always a welcome distraction on the off topic section.

We could send sean over?

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:Join in Rick. Someone who knows what they're talking about is always a welcome distraction on the off topic section.

We could send sean over?

Already on it. Got a Freddie Mercury reference in.

Jeff wrote:eone who knows what they're talking about is always a welcome distraction on the off topic section.

This is an area where you are definitely more qualified than I to discuss Jeff, so I will leave you to it, I can add to some of the uniformed drivel, but I can not sound as factually certain in my drivel as most on there to make an impact unfortunately.

Daglessed.

how's the day windows? saved the chinese economy yet?

seanmichaels wrote:how's the day windows? saved the chinese economy yet?

F*cking busy. And no.

Yours?

Quiz.

Name the 3 slowest scoring English batsmen since 1980 (in terms of strike rate - minimum of 20 innings) with the lowest strike rate being no.1

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:how's the day windows? saved the chinese economy yet?

F*cking busy.  And no.  

Yours?

Plodding along. More snot than work output. Thinking about taking a job in the city until summer.

seanmichaels wrote:Quiz.

Name the 3 slowest scoring English batsmen since 1980 (in terms of strike rate - minimum of 20 innings) with the lowest strike rate being no.1

Matthew Hoggard?

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Quiz.

Name the 3 slowest scoring English batsmen since 1980 (in terms of strike rate - minimum of 20 innings) with the lowest strike rate being no.1

Matthew Hoggard?

Incorrect. As a clue they are all 3 recognised batsmen

Chris Tavare?

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Quiz.

Name the 3 slowest scoring English batsmen since 1980 (in terms of strike rate - minimum of 20 innings) with the lowest strike rate being no.1

Matthew Hoggard?

Incorrect. As a clue they are all 3 recognised batsmen

Compton?

Chris Broad?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Quiz.

Name the 3 slowest scoring English batsmen since 1980 (in terms of strike rate - minimum of 20 innings) with the lowest strike rate being no.1

Matthew Hoggard?

Incorrect. As a clue they are all 3 recognised batsmen

Compton?

Compton is no.1 ie the slowest