The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:59 am

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.

"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:32 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Raf could come in for de Kock

Raf is De Kock.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:54 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Raf could come in for de Kock

Raf is De Kock.

Tino is Da Bomb.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:58 am

in shah's vest

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:in shah's vest

Racist.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:30 am

just got an ad at the top for www.muslima.com

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Raf could come in for de Kock

Raf is De Kock.

In Sean's a*se

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:47 am

seanmichaels wrote:just got an ad at the top for www.muslima.com

Shah's been surfing again.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:54 am

Can't be me I bet it's Michaels searching for a Syrian refugee desperate for food. This can be backed by the fact a whole village opting to starve rather than even entertain the notion of copulation or pretending copulation with sean

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:13 am

Not me. I have been on cricinfo/BBC all morning.

Food choices today:

Soup - Curried Parsnip
Main - Lasagne with garlic rubbed ciabatta and salad
Veggie - Cheddar spinach and mushroom tart
Deli - Pesto marinated mushroom with tomato chutney and brie
Spud - Piri Piri rubbed jacket potato

by Rowley Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:20 pm

Michaelsed good and proper.

by **superflyweight** Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:29 pm

The canteen at sean's work seems to be obsessed with rubbing!

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:35 pm

Is the head chef named Mr Pepper I wonder?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:51 pm

superflyweight wrote:The canteen at sean's work seems to be obsessed with rubbing!

The jacket potatos are rubbed on a daily basis.

Curried Parsnip soup 9/10. Very good, very good indeed.

by **superflyweight** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:00 pm

Alan Rickman. 69 and cancer is the new 27 and drug overdose.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:03 pm

Fecking everywhere. B@stard thing

by **superflyweight** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:07 pm

The grief junkies will be going into meltdown.

Two celebrities in a week to pretend they're actually grieving about and they'll be bleating on about it on social media to make themselves feel more important. C*nts!

by **Union Cane** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:10 pm

Morning all, I'm not 69, or dead.

by **superflyweight** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:11 pm

Glad to hear it Union - pity you can't tell the difference between morning and afternoon though!

by **Union Cane** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:12 pm

Who's next?

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1946.html

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:13 pm

superflyweight wrote:The grief junkies will be going into meltdown.

Two celebrities in a week to pretend they're actually grieving about and they'll be bleating on about it on social media to make themselves feel more important. C*nts!

Black kid in our club, leftie type law student - always moaning about Syria, never heard a Bowie (not Bowie) track in his life and rights a facebook essay on him. c@nt

by **Union Cane** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:13 pm

superflyweight wrote:Glad to hear it Union - pity you can't tell the difference between morning and afternoon though!

Oh yeah. At least I spelled morning properly though, lost count of the number of times I've started an email with "Good monring"

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:15 pm

Union Cane wrote:Who's next?

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1946.html

My money is on Edwina Curry, in the study, by gang r@p3

by **superflyweight** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:17 pm

Danny Glover - hate crime.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:20 pm

superflyweight wrote:Danny Glover - hate crime.

I'm getting too old for this sh!t

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:22 pm

Tim Curry - Murdered by a clown

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:29 pm

Linda Ronstadt - no idea who she is but I'd be up it like a rat up a drainpipe.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:30 pm

Spoiler:

Hasn't weathered well mind....

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:51 pm

Demoralising on here today.

by **Union Cane** Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:52 pm

Just today?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:57 pm

This could be my last couple of weeks as a regular day time poster.

by **Union Cane** Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:59 pm

Things are looking up already...

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:16 pm

bog off cane

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:21 pm

Harvester - salad bar, chicken wings, chorizo burger, Pepsi Max with lime (flavouring, not a wedge), 2 hour lunch break, paid for by contractor - 9/10

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:34 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Harvester - salad bar, chicken wings, chorizo burger, Pepsi Max with lime (flavouring, not a wedge), 2 hour lunch break, paid for by contractor - 9/10

Choreetho or choritso?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:35 pm

chorizo

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:01 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckv6-yhnIY

What do you think of Isis new recruitment anthem?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Harvester - salad bar, chicken wings, chorizo burger, Pepsi Max with lime (flavouring, not a wedge), 2 hour lunch break, paid for by contractor - 9/10

Choreetho or choritso?

Rowley

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:06 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Harvester - salad bar, chicken wings, chorizo burger, Pepsi Max with lime (flavouring, not a wedge), 2 hour lunch break, paid for by contractor - 9/10

Choreetho or choritso?

Rowley

Not Rowley?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Harvester - salad bar, chicken wings, chorizo burger, Pepsi Max with lime (flavouring, not a wedge), 2 hour lunch break, paid for by contractor - 9/10

Choreetho or choritso?

Rowley

Not Rowley?

No, not Rowley. It's Rowley, is in Bowie.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:15 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Harvester - salad bar, chicken wings, chorizo burger, Pepsi Max with lime (flavouring, not a wedge), 2 hour lunch break, paid for by contractor - 9/10

Choreetho or choritso?

Rowley

Not Rowley?

No, not Rowley. It's Rowley, is in Bowie.

Rowley stiffing stiffs?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:59 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Harvester - salad bar, chicken wings, chorizo burger, Pepsi Max with lime (flavouring, not a wedge), 2 hour lunch break, paid for by contractor - 9/10

Choreetho or choritso?

Rowley

Not Rowley?

No, not Rowley. It's Rowley, is in Bowie.

Rowley stiffing stiffs?

He's been cremated - ashes to gashes.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:07 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Harvester - salad bar, chicken wings, chorizo burger, Pepsi Max with lime (flavouring, not a wedge), 2 hour lunch break, paid for by contractor - 9/10

Choreetho or choritso?

Rowley

Not Rowley?

No, not Rowley. It's Rowley, is in Bowie.

Rowley stiffing stiffs?

He's been cremated - ashes to gashes.

That has rescued a rather uninspiring day.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:20 am

Fist bitches.

Happy Friday to one and all (esp Shah)

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:49 am

Joy to the world
come the weekend
rick goes to pastures new
and michaels is on the bend

Rowley bums dead men
bums them to ash
and Julius lowers the tone
while smelling faintly of gash (sorry Tino)

i'm writing bad poetry
it'll cause distress
but not much more
than galted trying to dress

So, its time to end this crap
with TLD sweating on the lilo
and with tino no longer being tino
but becoming simply - "The Gweilo"

Morning Rick the Hick, how goes it?

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:31 am

Good Morning, King of Kashmir

rick_dagless wrote:
Always a good start to the day mate, which is good, as for some reason, one of the big bosses is in super early and trying to spark a chummy conversation off with me.

Maybe a repeat of yesterday but with more chumminess?

All good here. After the 40 degrees yesterday (it felt like 43 apparently) it now feels like 18 (but it really is 20). Bit of a gale out there before. Had to dig out the tracky dacks which were buried under the summer clothing in the spare room. Light socks as well.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:32 am

Pretty darn good mate, 'tis Friday I have a busy day to make it go quicker so soon will be happy beer time.

You?

by Rowley Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:37 am

It's got nothing to do with your vorsprung durch technik.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:39 am

Knackered and trying desperately to stay awake.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:46 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPLV7lGbmT4

This'll help. Morning Jeff

Evening TLD

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:59 am

How late were you there last night?

Been feeling knackered myself lately. Had a weird sound in one ear so I saw the doc yesterday. Turns out I had some mild infection in there.
HTF I got such a thing... I don't know. Probably some flithy microbe got a lift on a bead of sweat which then trickled into my ear.

Those microscopes they use where you can see inside your own ear... wow... like a mini Khyber Pass in there... small forests of hair doing their thing, actual eardrum looks quite special too... like a circular NASA solar panel. The antibiotics seem to have given me a good excuse to rest up some more this weekend. Think I need to take it easier. This rain helps.

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