The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Well played boys, totally missed all your CC gags

Tino wrote:so that number 2 hole doesn't need to be filled by De Kock yet

That deserved so much better than silence.

I lol'ed out loud.

I absolutely love you, Jules.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Well played boys, totally missed all your CC gags

Tino wrote:so that number 2 hole doesn't need to be filled by De Kock yet

That deserved so much better than silence.

Just caught up. Good natured bunch on the cricket boards. Seemingly oblivious to our childish efforts. Need a rugby player with a comedy name.....

Every time I open this page, the OP flashes up for a fraction of a second.

So I get to see H*gh and his stupid ugly c*ntlike face every morning.

Thanks for that, Sean.

Every time I open this page, the OP flashes up for a fraction of a second.
I lol out loud.
Thanks for that, Sean

I've gone right off you, Jules.

I love you Shah.

What's your view on Djokovic vs Federer, Tino?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Well played boys, totally missed all your CC gags

Tino wrote:so that number 2 hole doesn't need to be filled by De Kock yet

That deserved so much better than silence.

Just caught up. Good natured bunch on the cricket boards. Seemingly oblivious to our childish efforts. Need a rugby player with a comedy name.....

Every time I open this page, the OP flashes up for a fraction of a second.

So I get to see H*gh and his stupid ugly c*ntlike face every morning.

Thanks for that, Sean.

it was beautifully done.

JuliusHMarx wrote:What's your view on Djokovic vs Federer, Tino?

Federer is a freak, Jules. The records that man has broken are just incredible. Greatest player ever, I think he has put any arguments to bed now. To still be competing at the highest end of Grand Slams at his age is wonderful stuff. His longevity is something to be admired. Legend is used far too often in sport, but he deserves that accolade.

But, I think Novak will have too much for him. He really is the man to beat these days and great as Roger is, I think Djokovic will beat him and win the tournament. He has too much class to be kidded out of it by Federer and too much firepower for the aging great.

Djokovic will also go down as one of the greats (he probably already is) and will assume the legend moniker before long.

Two great players. Fabulous adverts for the game.

You?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:What's your view on Djokovic vs Federer, Tino?

Federer is a freak, Jules.  The records that man has broken are just incredible.  Greatest player ever, I think he has put any arguments to bed now.  To still be competing at the highest end of Grand Slams at his age is wonderful stuff.  His longevity is something to be admired.  Legend is used far too often in sport, but he deserves that accolade.

But, I think Novak will have too much for him.  He really is the man to beat these days and great as Roger is, I think Djokovic will beat him and win the tournament.  He has too much class to be kidded out of it by Federer and too much firepower for the aging great.

Djokovic will also go down as one of the greats (he probably already is) and will assume the legend moniker before long.

Two great players.  Fabulous adverts for the game.

You?

C'mon Tim!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:What's your view on Djokovic vs Federer, Tino?

Federer is a freak, Jules.  The records that man has broken are just incredible.  Greatest player ever, I think he has put any arguments to bed now.  To still be competing at the highest end of Grand Slams at his age is wonderful stuff.  His longevity is something to be admired.  Legend is used far too often in sport, but he deserves that accolade.

But, I think Novak will have too much for him.  He really is the man to beat these days and great as Roger is, I think Djokovic will beat him and win the tournament.  He has too much class to be kidded out of it by Federer and too much firepower for the aging great.

Djokovic will also go down as one of the greats (he probably already is) and will assume the legend moniker before long.

Two great players.  Fabulous adverts for the game.

You?

C'mon Tim!

Well, I tried.

That's the last time I engage you in tennis chat, Jules. I'm done. Out. Game set and match.

Well Novak is handing him his @55 at the moment

rick_dagless wrote:Well Novak is handing him his @55 at the moment

I said that would happen.

You did indeed Tinostradamus

The big 4.

Sad about Nadal tailing off a bit though. Guess the 'energy' not there for him anymore.....

Getting embarassing for Federer out there

rick_dagless wrote:Getting embarassing for Federer out there

Old b*stard.  He should have retired years ago.

Haha

I can't remember the exact figures but a frighteningly high percentage of swiss admitted to engaging in beastiality at some stage of there life.

2 cheese and bean puffs. Packet of quavers. Egg and cress sandwich. Lion bar and bottle of citrus oasis. 8/10

What are cheese and bean puffs?

Cheese and onion pasties with beans instead of onion. No idea why they call em puffs.

Ah, they are still pasties up here, no matter what they have in them.

Catering for the audience I guess?

Dunno but Shah sure does enjoy a puff or two in his mouth these days

rick_dagless wrote:Ah, they are still pasties up here, no matter what they have in them.

Catering for the audience I guess?

I've just looked it up. Puff ( Dave - read it as paff you wandering peasant) pastry. So they've given it the full name but the label must have been cut off.

Thanks Shah but I'll read it as "puff" as in "Shah keeps putting warm cheesy puffs in his mouth and then telling strangers on the internet about it"

Fed finds a way to win the third set. Bloody brilliant stuff. These two have played each other 45 times now......it's 22-22. Boxing should be f*cking ashamed of itself

DAVE667 wrote:Thanks Shah but I'll read it as "puff" as in "Shah keeps putting warm cheesy puffs in his mouth and then telling strangers on the internet about it"

whatever keeps you warm I guess. But I'd just like to point out that even if you kill every woman in the world, no man will want you apart from Sean. So please don't ruin it for the rest of us and leave the women alone.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Thanks Shah but I'll read it as "puff" as in "Shah keeps putting warm cheesy puffs in his mouth and then telling strangers on the internet about it"

whatever keeps you warm I guess. But I'd just like to point out that even if you kill every woman in the world, no man will want you apart from Sean. So please don't ruin it for the rest of us and leave the women alone.

You're hardly likely to keep me onside with inflammatory retorts like that, Shah

While you're here posting the more likely are my minions to catch a women before you can kill her.

I have several dozen already in holding pens on an industrial estate. I'm sure I'll be fine

I've always found putting them in the shed convenient. Its just as secure and less of a strain on the finances. Who is your security provider Dave? I've put the contract out for tender but the the only interest has been expressed by g4s. I don't think either of us is inhumane enough to subject our victims to that.

Just eaten a packet of american hard gums. Feeling a bit queasy now.

ShahenshahG wrote:I've always found putting them in the shed convenient. Its just as secure and less of a strain on the finances. Who is your security provider Dave? I've put the contract out for tender but the the only interest has been expressed by g4s. I don't think either of us is inhumane enough to subject our victims to that.

Big Alan does it for a packet of Jaffa cakes, besides, he finds the anguished screams quite soothing especially after "the incident" which led to me picking up the industrial estate for next to nothing.

Ah. The joys of living in the north. Can you still pay in potatoes or are peanuts all the rage now? Trying to find good help here is a bit of a trial. They expect to be fed once a week watered once a day and allowed a roof over their heads. What would you recommend for disciplinaries?

Confiscate their ferret.

I threaten to introduce them to Sean...seems to calm them right down

Do you have one of these fancy dan indoor toilets Serial?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35418208/monster-spider-discovered-in-oregon-called-cryptomaster-behemoth

I have a hole in the ground with a piece of plastic on top to keep out most of the smell. I'm considered quite the aristocrat

rick_dagless wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35418208/monster-spider-discovered-in-oregon-called-cryptomaster-behemoth

4mm? Hardly terrifying, Rick

Just putting up here for reference DAVE, you know what the arthropod crew are like with their spider porn...

It does have quite a METAL name though

Indeed, there's a Canadian band called CRYPTOPSY, a US band called MASTER and a POLISH band called BEHEMOTH...sounds like a project band

I bet that a band named after the spider will appear in the next 12 months...

Whilst on the topic DAVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InG5yn3bN3E

Views?

Afternoon everyone.

Can't access at work Rick, what's it about?

Top ten most important METAL albums of all time, only lasts about 12 minutes or so

rick_dagless wrote:Top ten most important METAL albums of all time, only lasts about 12 minutes or so

If they did a prog rock one of these, the first songs intro would last about 12 minutes

Afternoon all.

Afternoon Adam...

Good morning Alistair.

Bacon and butterbean soup, sushi, Pom Bear crisps 7.6/10

Pom Bear crisps???? Are they the kids ones? I nicked some off my mates daughter once. Like eating that polystyrene.

Cheesy coleslaw sandwhich and bacon frazzles (or is it just frazzles?). 7/10

They are the kids one, and they taste lovely, you are the only person I have heard say otherwise...