The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

I think so rick.

Alistair, do you get up at 11?

l*l r*fl

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35417545

Michaelsed. Absolutely stone dead.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Would this be a good time to remind people that I haven't had a day off sick in over a decade?

Me neither Tino, bet Jeff hasn't either, the stats speak for themselves (and DAVE's busted ankle doesn't count, that is a propery injury, none of the namby pamby sniffle crap)

Cheers Rick, I also haven't been off sick for over ten years. Came to work with a broken hand for six weeks a few years ago. Told 'em I wasn't ill, I'd just broken my hand, Chief Super thought I was wonderful, Chief Inspector didn't but she outranked him so I was great.

Sean's manflu is persisting so I'd suggest it might actually be AIDS

None of you really need to take sick days because you generally do f**k all work and pr1ck about on here all day.

Ohhh. Get her.

I can't really argue with Super (love of MONO and all that)

Butternut squash soup, cheesy coleslaw sandwich. 8/10

Tuna and Cucumber Sarnie on brown, with Chips and a Can of Coke. 6/10

Wanted Tuna Salad, on white. Canteen is in the process of changing hands, no stock.

No, sean, that's just the time i've managed to get on here last few days.

Beef and onion sarnie, Salt and vinegar crisps 7/10

It needed horse radish sauce or mustard.

I made a salad dressing last night with mustard and horseradish. Good combo.

English mustard?

yes, a hot one. worked well.

white wine vinegar and olive oil as well.

Does sounds nice, I may give it a go, wonder if it will be any good to soak beef in prior to frying/cooking?

rick_dagless wrote:English mustard?

Had to be - sean has difficulties making French spread.

L*l out loud

Marinate beef in red wine vinegar over night

superflyweight wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:English mustard?

Had to be - sean has difficulties making French spread.  

I prefer a bombay roll

That's what Tina was up to in Luton.

Tina was up to the wrist in Luton

superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once. That was spectacular.

I once very briefly went out with an Indian. Shiv was her name. Ferrari chassis but questionable boat.

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superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

Do you and the mountie ever go dogging? You seem to like the risk in public.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

Do you and the mountie ever go dogging? You seem to like the risk in public.

I would if she'd agree. She is too busy getting serviced by Jules.

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superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

First class eh Tina?

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

First class eh Tina?

It was quick, I remember that.

The w*nk, not the train. That was normal speed.

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DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

First class eh Tina?

It was quick, I remember that.  

The w*nk, not the train.  That was normal speed.

You're lucky she didn't stop and have some haggard Lithuanian woman take over saying it was the replacement handjob service

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

First class eh Tina?

It was quick, I remember that.  

The w*nk, not the train.  That was normal speed.

You're lucky she didn't stop and have some haggard Lithuanian woman take over saying it was the replacement handjob service

Galtova?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

First class eh Tina?

It was quick, I remember that.  

The w*nk, not the train.  That was normal speed.

You're lucky she didn't stop and have some haggard Lithuanian woman take over saying it was the replacement handjob service

Galtova?

Could have been, the one I had was blathering on about some "bachsztid in dzer Dzakh Vulfschkin" throughout. Still, gave me another thirty seconds which made me last 35 seconds in total

Jack Wolfskin heavily advertised on the skiing I was watching last night. I would give Lindsey Vonn.

Killed it again.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Killed it again.

Quite pleased with my analysis of SA on the cricket thread.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Killed it again.

Quite pleased with my analysis of SA on the cricket thread.

l*l

I'm in.

How many posts do you reckon it will take?

wondered where you were heading....

Well played boys, totally missed all your CC gags

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

First class eh Tina?

It was quick, I remember that.  

The w*nk, not the train.  That was normal speed.

You're lucky she didn't stop and have some haggard Lithuanian woman take over saying it was the replacement handjob service

Galtova?

Could have been, the one I had was blathering on about some "bachsztid in dzer Dzakh Vulfschkin" throughout. Still, gave me another thirty seconds which made me last 35 seconds in total

I'm not shacked up with Angela Merkel.

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:That's what Tina was up to in Luton.  

L*l.

She w*nked me off on a train once.  That was spectacular.

First class eh Tina?

It was quick, I remember that.  

The w*nk, not the train.  That was normal speed.

You're lucky she didn't stop and have some haggard Lithuanian woman take over saying it was the replacement handjob service

Galtova?

Could have been, the one I had was blathering on about some "bachsztid in dzer Dzakh Vulfschkin" throughout. Still, gave me another thirty seconds which made me last 35 seconds in total

I'm not shacked up with Angela Merkel.

I read Angela Meerkat...anyway it's a generic Eastern European accent...they all sound the same to Sean remember

Morning Shah, merry Thursday and whatnot

Fist

Scones.

Morning Rick in a Tick

A laugh to start the day
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2016/01/27/australian-men-foil-robbery-in-the-most-australian-way_n_9087860.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-news

Finally got a decent amount of sleep last night (4 hours) so knackered more than before but finally got the POA sorted and after 11 am it'll be in someone elses hands for a week. Could use a heavy hot breakfast at moment. Hows things with you mate?

4 hours is not a decent amount of kip. Double it and you're close.

Morning.

Morning Jazzy Jeff. Been waking up at 2 regardless of how late I sleep then staying awake till about midnight 4 hours is like a godsend to me and I think that was only because of the cod and chips, with 2 fishcakes I had last night just before sleeping.

Morning Jeff.

I function on around 5 hours and a catnap when I get in from work.

Morning Los Trios Ringbarkuses,

Yeah, 7 hours 45 minutes is the right amount of sleep for me. 6 hours minimum.
I know Winston Churchill got by with less, about 3 hours... up snorting all night and sucking cigars. Amazing he lived to the ripe old age of 90.

Shah, I heard a little about that story. They did well to make sure that was the robbery car. I've never heard people use the word "plugga" before. Some idiot's new word of the day no doubt.

Morning

I need about 7-8 hours. Weekends not great for me because i usually go to bed later but get up at the same time 6-7. Always more knackered come Monday.

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Well played boys, totally missed all your CC gags

Tino wrote:so that number 2 hole doesn't need to be filled by De Kock yet

That deserved so much better than silence.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Well played boys, totally missed all your CC gags

Tino wrote:so that number 2 hole doesn't need to be filled by De Kock yet

That deserved so much better than silence.

Just caught up. Good natured bunch on the cricket boards. Seemingly oblivious to our childish efforts. Need a rugby player with a comedy name.....

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Well played boys, totally missed all your CC gags

Tino wrote:so that number 2 hole doesn't need to be filled by De Kock yet

That deserved so much better than silence.

Just caught up. Good natured bunch on the cricket boards. Seemingly oblivious to our childish efforts. Need a rugby player with a comedy name.....

Every time I open this page, the OP flashes up for a fraction of a second.

So I get to see H*gh and his stupid ugly c*ntlike face every morning.

Thanks for that, Sean.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Well played boys, totally missed all your CC gags

Tino wrote:so that number 2 hole doesn't need to be filled by De Kock yet

That deserved so much better than silence.

I lol'ed out loud.

Yup, me too but I didn't want to give the game away