The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Fri 08 Apr 2016, 7:45 am

Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

by Rowley Fri 08 Apr 2016, 7:45 am

Thread split for Tina.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 8:00 am

Well spotted Jeffers...

Morning boys

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 8:03 am

Morning Rick. The silly fat wife beating sod messed up the ultimate humiliation for Tina. But i'll wait for next time.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 8:12 am

Rowley wrote:Thread split for Tina.

I could not hold you much higher esteem than I do right now. Thanks Jeff.

Bug fact of the day:-

Monarch caterpillars shed their skin four times before they become a chrysalis, growing over 2700 times their original size.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:00 am

A monarch caterpillar will have shedded it's skin since Tino's post.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:04 am

It deserved better than a michaelsing.

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:12 am

Morning All.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:19 am

Morning 'Ster.

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:19 am

How are you, Tino?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:23 am

Alistair wrote:How are you, Tino?

Wonderful mate, wonderful. Apart my bug fact of the day crushing the thread before it started.

How are you? Any plans for the weekend?

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:35 am

Not much mate, the other half is out most of the weekend, so kicking back, catching up on some xBox and TV shows, doing stuff with the eldest on Sunday.

How about you? I found the fact very interesting if it helps mate. Better than sean talking about grass.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:38 am

Morning Alistair

Avoiding the favourites today and going for a Patent on:

Starchitect
Ballyoptic
Village Vic

Don't hold much hope but if they come in, it will be good

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:40 am

Thank you, Alistair. I honestly can't understand why anybody would find lawns more interesting than insects.

I've got some astonishing ones lined up for the next few months.

I am off to Legoland tomorrow morning so that should be a laugh.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:42 am

I was impressed with the BFOTD mate, but I was AFK so could not enjoy it in time...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:42 am

rick_dagless wrote:I was impressed with the BFOTD mate, but I was AFK so could not enjoy it in time...

AFK?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:43 am

Away From Keyboard, means more to MMPORG players I would suspect

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Alistair

Avoiding the favourites today and going for a Patent on:

Starchitect
Ballyoptic
Village Vic

Don't hold much hope but if they come in, it will be good

Vautor will romp home. Limini won't win.

I have...

Starchitect
Buveur D'Air
Un Temps Pour Tout
Vautour
Bishops Road (My tip for the National)
Baoulet Delaroque
Battleford

I'm looking forward to your facts, Tino. Exciting times lie ahead.

Never been to Legoland, heard it's a rip off.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:Away From Keyboard, means more to MMPORG players I would suspect

Of course it does.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:45 am

Alistair wrote:

Never been to Legoland, heard it's a rip off.

It isn't cheap, but the kids love it so what the hell.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Away From Keyboard, means more to MMPORG players I would suspect

Of course it does.

Obvs...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:56 am

riCK/Alistair, I need to know something.

I have just drawn a horse out of the work sweepstake.

onenightinvienna.

I normally tell the sweepstake organisers to poke the £1 right up their fat arses but I have relented this year for you two.

What are my chances?

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 10:59 am

40/1 shot, form this year has been mixed. Beaten favourite at Kempton and then 2nd fave at Ascot finished 5/6. Probably has the Stamina to get round though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:01 am

Alistair wrote:40/1 shot, form this year has been mixed. Beaten favourite at Kempton and then 2nd fave at Ascot finished 5/6. Probably has the Stamina to get round though.

That'll do for me.

It's only got to come in the top 5 for a profit on my investment.

Much obliged for the information.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:09 am

Agreed with Alistair, bear in mind that a 100/1 won this not so long ago, if the horse can get round, it can win.

If you want to see an example of this look up Foinaven ...

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:12 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:

Never been to Legoland, heard it's a rip off.

It isn't cheap, but the kids love it so what the hell.

And taking them saves Tino from getting a beating.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:13 am

rick_dagless wrote:Agreed with Alistair, bear in mind that a 100/1 won this not so long ago, if the horse can get round, it can win.

If you want to see an example of this look up Foinaven ...

I probably won't but thanks all the same.

I am feeling confident of it finishing in the top 5 after yours and Alistairs upbeat analysis.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:23 am

I think it is a shoe in Tino...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:26 am

rick_dagless wrote:I think it is a shoe in Tino...

Bullish, riCK.

I like it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:30 am

rick_dagless wrote:I think it is a shoe in Tino...

Have you seen some of the pictures from Aintree, RICk?

They are our people.....

It's like kicking out time at The View.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:32 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I think it is a shoe in Tino...

Have you seen some of the pictures from Aintree, RICk?

They are our people.....

It's like kicking out time at The View.

Ladies day at Aintree, it is a proper misnomer, scallys from everywhere in the surrounding areas don fake tan and short skirts and drink prosecco from a shoe...

Most of the people who got kicked out of The View will be there mate.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:35 am

rick_dagless wrote: drink prosecco from a shoe.

Hipster c*nts.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote: drink prosecco from a shoe.

Hipster c*nts.

That is as hipster as the Viewites get, unless you count snorting ket off a baseball cap...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:40 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote: drink prosecco from a shoe.

Hipster c*nts.

That is as hipster as the Viewites get, unless you count snorting ket off a baseball cap...

It was coke, riCK. Not ket.

And it wasn't my baseball cap either.

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:43 am

Ladies Day at anywhere other than Ascot should be 'Mutton Dressed as Lamb' Day.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:44 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote: drink prosecco from a shoe.

Hipster c*nts.

That is as hipster as the Viewites get, unless you count snorting ket off a baseball cap...

It was coke, riCK. Not ket.

And it wasn't my baseball cap either.

Glad to hear it mate, don't want to worry about the label getting torn off your own millinery...

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:47 am

We have members of the Boxing section here, don't we?

Thoughts on the weekend's boxing?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:48 am

AJ will get him out in 4, Lee Selby will win, hopefully setting up Warrington

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:51 am

If you want me to insert "bum" "rolled like a drunk" "hype train" "deluded" "fan boy" or anything else to make it feel like the boxing section you can f**k off

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 11:54 am

Alistair wrote:We have members of the Boxing section here, don't we?

Thoughts on the weekend's boxing?

If we're going to discuss boxing on here, I'm posting my lunch menu in the boxing section.

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:03 pm

Sorry, Jules.

I'm not a huge fan, so wouldn't waste my time posting there, and some of them look like right bell3nds.

I'll change the subject.

Anyone know any interesting facts about insects or bugs?

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:11 pm

rick_dagless wrote:AJ will get him out in 4, Lee Selby will win, hopefully setting up Warrington

F*cking Josh Warrington, what's so good about him? Couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding and without that equalizer has zero chance of beating Selby.

Wife wants to have a flutter on the National which means once again I have to take my f*cking life in my hands and go to the local betting shop and risk being beaten to death by relatives of the sh!tbags I've helped put away since last year. You may think online betting is the answer but the whole concept is designed to make desperate sad c*nts think they look as cool as the w*nkers on the adverts and I want no truck with it.

Gamble responsibly? Don't gamble, simple as that. Sitting in the betting shop all day is not the same as sitting in an office, you're not actually working you dole dossing scumf*ck!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:14 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:AJ will get him out in 4, Lee Selby will win, hopefully setting up Warrington
F*cking Josh Warrington, what's so good about him? Couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding and without that equalizer has zero chance of beating Selby.

Wife wants to have a flutter on the National which means once again I have to take my f*cking life in my hands and go to the local betting shop and risk being beaten to death by relatives of the sh!tbags I've helped put away since last year. You may think online betting is the answer but the whole concept is designed to make desperate sad c*nts think they look as cool as the w*nkers on the adverts and I want no truck with it.

Gamble responsibly? Don't gamble, simple as that. Sitting in the betting shop all day is not the same as sitting in an office, you're not actually working you dole dossing scumf*ck!

First bit, I agree, that's why I want the fight to happen

Secondly, set up a mobile account, put a tenner in there or whatever, take advantage of the free bets you will get, and then withdraw any winnings afterwards and close it down. I do this for all the big festivals...

by Rowley Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:21 pm

Smoky Bacon Walkers Crisps Sandwich. Rock solid 8.5/10

Fear not Jules, I've got your back on this one.

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:22 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8vzbezVru4

My afternoon listening.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:23 pm

You doing a crisp based journey of bacon this week Jeff?

by Rowley Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:24 pm

Not consciously Rick. Just like a meat based crisp.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:25 pm

Alistair wrote:

Anyone know any interesting facts about insects or bugs?

I have about 5000. I was planning on doing 1 a day for the next 5000 days but I could post a few more if the public demands it.

by Alistair Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:26 pm

I left the opening for you Tino, maybe it will get more acknowledgement this time round.

by Rowley Fri 08 Apr 2016, 12:28 pm

Stick to the one a day Tina. This could be just the thing to breathe life back into the Cup.

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