The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:31 pm

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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 5 2Q==

Galted's Hi-Tec?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 07 Jul 2016, 11:23 am

superflyweight wrote:

Tina - apologies if you've already covered this, but did you see that they've found an aquatic giant scolopendra in Thailand?

Yes, I had seen that but no one on here really gives a f*ck about insects so I didn't bother posting it.

Congratulations by the way. And congratulations to Mrs Fly.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 11:45 am

The venomous Scolopendra gigantea is the largest species of centipede on the planet, growing up to a foot long. However, it is susceptible to attack by Centruroides testaceus. At less than two inches long, this tiny yellow scorpion attacks the much larger centipede, injecting her with his fatal venom while she is relatively immobile, guarding her eggs.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 1:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:

Tina - apologies if you've already covered this, but did you see that they've found an aquatic giant scolopendra in Thailand?

Yes, I had seen that but no one on here really gives a f*ck about insects so I didn't bother posting it.

Congratulations by the way. And congratulations to Mrs Fly.

Actually you'll find that nearly everyone here is interested in nature and insects arent an exception we just object to your lackadaisical attitude to fact finding and posting the same fact six times

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 07 Jul 2016, 1:11 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:

Tina - apologies if you've already covered this, but did you see that they've found an aquatic giant scolopendra in Thailand?

Yes, I had seen that but no one on here really gives a f*ck about insects so I didn't bother posting it.

Congratulations by the way. And congratulations to Mrs Fly.

Actually you'll find that nearly everyone here is interested in nature and insects arent an exception we just object to your lackadaisical attitude to fact finding and posting the same fact six times

The venomous Scolopendra gigantea is the largest species of centipede on the planet, growing up to a foot long. However, it is susceptible to attack by Centruroides testaceus. At less than two inches long, this tiny yellow scorpion attacks the much larger centipede, injecting her with his fatal venom while she is relatively immobile, guarding her eggs.

by **superflyweight** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 1:15 pm

Cheers Tina

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 1:16 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:

Tina - apologies if you've already covered this, but did you see that they've found an aquatic giant scolopendra in Thailand?

Yes, I had seen that but no one on here really gives a f*ck about insects so I didn't bother posting it.

Congratulations by the way. And congratulations to Mrs Fly.

Actually you'll find that nearly everyone here is interested in nature and insects arent an exception we just object to your lackadaisical attitude to fact finding and posting the same fact six times

The venomous Scolopendra gigantea is the largest species of centipede on the planet, growing up to a foot long. However, it is susceptible to attack by Centruroides testaceus. At less than two inches long, this tiny yellow scorpion attacks the much larger centipede, injecting her with his fatal venom while she is relatively immobile, guarding her eggs.

That was almost funny

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 3:56 pm

I can't believe shahed it on my feckin day off. Michaels you bummer I didn't realise you'd returned.

by Guest Thu 07 Jul 2016, 4:03 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:I can't believe shahed it on my feckin day off. Michaels you bummer I didn't realise you'd returned.

He's still bumming his way through the population of Peterborough whilst allegedly waiting for a passport (no doubt so he can finally fulfill his lifelong dream of bumming his way around Europe)

by **Galted** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 10:34 pm

This post may seem pointless but it takes me level with Taylorman at 102 on the overall posters list.

by **Galted** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 10:35 pm

And the position is now mine.

by **Galted** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 10:36 pm

So congrats to me.

by **Galted** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 10:37 pm

Bloody legend.

by **Galted** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 10:38 pm

и мой член является размер соснового куницы

by **Galted** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 10:38 pm

очень маленькая куница

by **Galted** Thu 07 Jul 2016, 10:39 pm

но тем не менее, куница

by Rowley Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:22 am

https://youtu.be/2H5Se-9XAVE

Morning, first, yet again. I'm on fire.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:35 am

Keeping the streak going mate...

Morning Rowley, all set for an action packed weekend?

by Rowley Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:36 am

Going to Manchester Rick. Was due to be going the Fury fight, but it was cancelled, but we are going anyway. What you got planned?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:40 am

I have friends over tonight, and then out at a presentation evening tomorrow after playing five a side. Then I believe Newcastle have a pre season friendly at a local non league club, Bradford Park Avenue, on Sunday so will probably go along and have a watch.

Where you planning in Manchester? Or just going where the muse takes you?

by Rowley Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:42 am

We've booked in reds barbecue around tea time, just going on the lash before that. Jamie Moore is doing a book signing at lunch time so I dare say I'll go there as well.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:45 am

Never been to Red's Barbeque, but have recently been informed that we are having the works Christmas do there... For the sake of F**K... Christmas. do

Looks nice to be honest, you ever been to a Fazenda's restaurant?

by Rowley Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:47 am

No mate, I've never been to reds either. Brother has been to the one in Leeds and raves about it so thought I'd try it.

by Rowley Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:49 am

Just looked at their website, I wish I'd have booked there now!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:50 am

Only heard good things myself mate so I expect a Glatedesque review on Monday, I believe the ribs are very nice.

I bet Tino as our resident gourmand would have been there, probably paid for by his brother I expect.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:51 am

Rowley wrote:Just looked at their website, I wish I'd have booked there now!

Would highly recommend it, even the salad bar is good... apparently.

by Rowley Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:53 am

Tina would never slum it in a chain restaurant. Unless it is the sort of place us plebs would have to book into six months in advance Tina would not set foot in there.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 7:54 am

Wagyu or kobi beef or nothing for Tino I expect

by **Galted** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 8:16 am

Saw a Full Kit W*nker near Cutty Sark this morning. This one rose above the others by wearing the shorts over long trousers (brown). Was hoping he was a Scouser but the strip looked suspiciously like Charlton's.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Jul 2016, 8:16 am

Good morning.

You're both wrong. I ate in Prezzo the other day with my eldest boy. Never again, but I was genuinely in there.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Jul 2016, 8:35 am

Galted wrote:Saw a Full Kit W*nker near Cutty Sark this morning. This one rose above the others by wearing the shorts over long trousers (brown). Was hoping he was a Scouser but the strip looked suspiciously like Charlton's.

It's the ones that have the name of their favourite player on the back that does my head in. How f*cking old are you, you morons.

I saw someone that looked suspiciously like Jeff wearing a shirt with Agbonlahor on the back t'other day. He was coming out of a Hooters.

by Rowley Fri 08 Jul 2016, 8:42 am

I haven't purchased a football shirt in 20+ years and in the unlikely event I choose to break that run it will certainly not feature the name of that lazy, fat useless cockwomble.

by Guest Fri 08 Jul 2016, 8:56 am

Morning all, half day today then off to sunny Spain for a fortnight and celebrating my 45th birthday next week. Will probably track down Wlad and ask him what his f*cking issue is with Tina. After sorting that out I will enquire after his fiancée's mental health then instill within him the necessary killer instinct required to remove Fury's head from his shoulders when they eventually meet. Will mention that Rowley is mightily aggrieved at having to spend more time in Manchester than is necessary.

Next weekend will be the 5th anniversary of me taking part in the "Stick it to MS" attempt to set the World Record for the largest full kit ensemble (drum kit Galted, not football kit). 798 people successfully took part so whilst my name isn't in there, I'm a World record holder...still.

Am going to be a (football) half kit w*nker on holiday though as I simply don't care what people think.

...and WTF is going on in Dallas!?!?!?!?!?!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 8:58 am

Rowley wrote:I haven't purchased a football shirt in 20+ years and in the unlikely event I choose to break that run it will certainly not feature the name of that lazy, fat useless cockwomble.

Agbonl-abhor

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Jul 2016, 9:03 am

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, half day today then off to sunny Spain for a fortnight and celebrating my 45th birthday next week. Will probably track down Wlad and ask him what his f*cking issue is with Tina. After sorting that out I will enquire after his fiancée's mental health then instill within him the necessary killer instinct required to remove Fury's head from his shoulders when they eventually meet. Will mention that Rowley is mightily aggrieved at having to spend more time in Manchester than is necessary.

Next weekend will be the 5th anniversary of me taking part in the "Stick it to MS" attempt to set the World Record for the largest full kit ensemble (drum kit Galted, not football kit). 798 people successfully took part so whilst my name isn't in there, I'm a World record holder...still.

Am going to be a (football) half kit w*nker on holiday though as I simply don't care what people think.

...and WTF is going on in Dallas!?!?!?!?!?!

Whereabouts in Spain are you going, Serial?

I know the answer to the problems in Dallas. Give Americans more guns. Give them all guns and lots more of them. That'll sort it all out.

by Guest Fri 08 Jul 2016, 9:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, half day today then off to sunny Spain for a fortnight and celebrating my 45th birthday next week. Will probably track down Wlad and ask him what his f*cking issue is with Tina. After sorting that out I will enquire after his fiancée's mental health then instill within him the necessary killer instinct required to remove Fury's head from his shoulders when they eventually meet. Will mention that Rowley is mightily aggrieved at having to spend more time in Manchester than is necessary.

Next weekend will be the 5th anniversary of me taking part in the "Stick it to MS" attempt to set the World Record for the largest full kit ensemble (drum kit Galted, not football kit). 798 people successfully took part so whilst my name isn't in there, I'm a World record holder...still.

Am going to be a (football) half kit w*nker on holiday though as I simply don't care what people think.

...and WTF is going on in Dallas!?!?!?!?!?!

Whereabouts in Spain are you going, Serial?

I know the answer to the problems in Dallas. Give Americans more guns. Give them all guns and lots more of them. That'll sort it all out.

Got a family apartment in Torrevieja...father in law bought it years ago but I'm family now!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Jul 2016, 9:22 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Got a family apartment in Torrevieja...father in law bought it years ago but I'm family now!

That's very close to where we are. We are in Guardamar so only about 15 minutes up the road.

Make sure you put sun cream on your noggin.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 9:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Got a family apartment in Torrevieja...father in law bought it years ago but I'm family now!

That's very close to where we are. We are in Guardamar so only about 15 minutes up the road.

Make sure you put sun cream on your noggin.

My Friend is going over to there tomorrow, spends all his time in a bar called Kennedy's, very nice guy and really knows his boxing if you get bored, his name is Rob

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Jul 2016, 9:34 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Got a family apartment in Torrevieja...father in law bought it years ago but I'm family now!

That's very close to where we are. We are in Guardamar so only about 15 minutes up the road.

Make sure you put sun cream on your noggin.

My Friend is going over to there tomorrow, spends all his time in a bar called Kennedy's, very nice guy and really knows his boxing if you get bored, his name is Rob

You talking to me or Serial?

I'm back home so very little chance of saying hello to Rob.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 9:36 am

Either reall,y as he is over in "Torra" all the time, but as you are back home it is probably more relevant to SERIAL I suspect.

Morning all by the way.

by Guest Fri 08 Jul 2016, 10:04 am

Don't know Kennedy's Bar. There's a Sports Bar called Rocky's which bizarrely has a statue of Mike Tyson outside.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 10:37 am

DAVE667 wrote:Don't know Kennedy's Bar. There's a Sports Bar called Rocky's which bizarrely has a statue of Mike Tyson outside.

Probably best checking your drink for roofies in there.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Jul 2016, 10:55 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Funny you should say that about Lloris GSC as I've heard he's the start of a goalkeeper merry go round and both Madrid and PSG are interested

You've 'heard' this, have you Flipper? Heard as in you read it on the internet or heard as in you have some inside track to the world of football transfers.

The football page is a constant source of entertainment. I think I prefer it to the weightlifting board these days.

by **superflyweight** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 10:58 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Don't know Kennedy's Bar. There's a Sports Bar called Rocky's which bizarrely has a statue of Mike Tyson outside.

Probably best checking your drink for roofies in there.

Lol out loud.

by Guest Fri 08 Jul 2016, 11:35 am

superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Don't know Kennedy's Bar. There's a Sports Bar called Rocky's which bizarrely has a statue of Mike Tyson outside.

Probably best checking your drink for roofies in there.

Lol out loud.

Been in loads and still never woken up in a strange bed afterwards...still, better luck next time!!

by Guest Fri 08 Jul 2016, 12:30 pm

Adios, Notches!!!!!!

Back in a fortnight!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 12:35 pm

Safe journey mate

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 1:17 pm

Enjoy Davey boy. Happy birthday and many ~~dead~~ happy putas

by **superflyweight** Fri 08 Jul 2016, 1:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Funny you should say that about Lloris GSC as I've heard he's the start of a goalkeeper merry go round and both Madrid and PSG are interested

You've 'heard' this, have you Flipper? Heard as in you read it on the internet or heard as in you have some inside track to the world of football transfers.

The football page is a constant source of entertainment. I think I prefer it to the weightlifting board these days.

That transfer window thread is ridiculous. They're just reposting stuff that's been printed in the tabloids - "Johnny Thunderc*nt is rumoured to be going to Hull. They want him as a replacement for Rapey MGhee".

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 08 Jul 2016, 1:54 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Funny you should say that about Lloris GSC as I've heard he's the start of a goalkeeper merry go round and both Madrid and PSG are interested

You've 'heard' this, have you Flipper? Heard as in you read it on the internet or heard as in you have some inside track to the world of football transfers.

The football page is a constant source of entertainment. I think I prefer it to the weightlifting board these days.

That transfer window thread is ridiculous. They're just reposting stuff that's been printed in the tabloids - "Johnny Thunderc*nt is rumoured to be going to Hull. They want him as a replacement for Rapey MGhee".

I know, it's hilarious. I love how they all drop in casual references to how they know about some transfer bubbling under. Like any of them have the first f*cking clue about it.

Flipper came out with a great one t'other day. It was to do with West Ham putting bids in for numerous strikers whilst they worked on the 'actual' transfer they wanted. He said it was classic Sullivan diversion tactics!

Yeah good one, I'm sure the other owners have no idea what he's up to. That rascal Sullivan. Pulling the wool over our eyes with his devious tactics.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 11 Jul 2016, 6:54 am

Tino'd, big time.

Morning Jeff/Shah

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