The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:According to current quantum thinking, this is true DAVE, or quantum theory does not work.

That'll convince him. He's got high hopes on quantam leap hoping he could turn into someone who hasn't fallen into a vat of immac.

Immac, is that a hairless Mosque leader?

Oh boy...

rick_dagless wrote:Oh boy...

What?

Quantum leap, that is how he started every leap...

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:According to current quantum thinking, this is true DAVE, or quantum theory does not work.

That'll convince him. He's got high hopes on quantam leap hoping he could turn into someone who hasn't fallen into a vat of immac.

Immac, is that a hairless Mosque leader?

https://youtu.be/a-Jhl2-u0lQ

It could be Dave. But it's more probably this.

Don't open it where you can be seen/heard

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:According to current quantum thinking, this is true DAVE, or quantum theory does not work.

That'll convince him. He's got high hopes on quantam leap hoping he could turn into someone who hasn't fallen into a vat of immac.

Immac, is that a hairless Mosque leader?

https://youtu.be/a-Jhl2-u0lQ

It could be Dave. But it's more probably this.

Don't open it where you can be seen/heard

In today's high tech ISIS induced surveillance heavy society, I'm struggling to thing of a place where I'd be safe. Perhaps at the "Admirers of Galted's Hi-Tec's and Wolfskin ensemble" Annual get together?

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:According to current quantum thinking, this is true DAVE, or quantum theory does not work.

That'll convince him. He's got high hopes on quantam leap hoping he could turn into someone who hasn't fallen into a vat of immac.

Immac, is that a hairless Mosque leader?

https://youtu.be/a-Jhl2-u0lQ

It could be Dave. But it's more probably this.

Don't open it where you can be seen/heard

In today's high tech ISIS induced surveillance heavy society, I'm struggling to thing of a place where I'd be safe. Perhaps at the  "Admirers of Galted's Hi-Tec's and Wolfskin ensemble" Annual get together?

Anfield

Slowly winding up Dyrewolf with half-baked argument about how all humans are racist and we can't help it.

Youve learnt from the premature ejaculation that was winding up adamt

Nore Straat just walked into the trap.

Morning notches.. Nore is a bit intense isn't he/she/it

Intense is an interesting synonym for dopey c*nt rick. I see you've been abandoned

Looks that way mate, you OK?

Knackered to be honest. Have ha da couple of days off and feeling relaxed but still tired. Think I need at least 10 days off to get the zest for kebabs back. How about you? All good in the hood?

Not bad here mate, people still milling around like the last days of Rome due to the re-org, I have a second interview tomorrow, and it is Halloween at the weekend, which is usually a good old party.

Life is not too bad.

Where on Earth is everyone?

Dave has gone to a klan meeting if his recent posts are any indication. Tina is at home yelping to the tune of staying alive as it's half term. Rowley is benevolently granting people asylum in exchange for sexual favours and all of their possession while Sean is trying vainly to give away all his possessions in exchange for a single MSN sex conversation despite having the picture of Winona Ryders fanny as his avatar. TLD is looking at his pool forlornly as the rain unveils the perils of hiring migration to workers...specifically that they'd drawn it on the ground instead of building it. Superfly has caught nore staat in the Chinese finger trap and is howling at the top of his lungs while cradling forty empty cans of cobra. Julius is being impressed by his wife because his hearing aid is defective and she seems to be giving him an Oscar worthy mime performance

lol out loud....

I guess that clarifies that then mate. I had a F***ing salad for lunch, and some dry roasted peanuts, that should not be considered a lunch...

God almighty man. Make yourself some fried chicken zinger burgers. Crispy as feck and tastes good cold as well.

Afternoon chaps. I'm milling over options for a wind up thread on the Off Topic board. Going to have to be subtle to really set the bait so I'm going to take my time over this.

May nip KFC on way home Shah

Afternoon super, what topics you mulling over, it can not be too obvious.

Was thinking about a Scottish Independence one or even one suggesting that the UK casts Wales aside and remains in EU, but they're only going to last so long and will only bait a small number.

Maybe could go with a thread supporting a cap on the number of children that people living on benefits can have in return for us taking more refugees/migrants. Can see that thread tearing some posters in half as they try to support the cap but still resist accepting refugees.

Why don't you link them all up around devolution and the immigrant cap.

Something along the lines of now that England are voting to keep Children out of the country, Wales and Scotland should have new referendums to break away so as to set a different, non racist immigration policy.

And Brexit. Drags in all the lunatics

Just remember nobody is racist. Just because people say really racist things it does not make them racist if they say they're not.

Good afternoon.

17-22. Last minute try (not me) and touchline conversion (not me) to win the game from 17-15 down on Saturday. That'll f*cking see em off. Norf Laandon w*nkers.

I think that's exactly what I need to do - bring in so many issues that no one can unpick the knot. I will work on this over the next few days.

Tina needs to come back soon or else Dave will shed the serial dave moniker and adopt the tabloid dave persona permanently.

Cometh the moment cometh the mans father. Welcome back tino.

ShahenshahG wrote:Cometh the moment cometh the mans father. Welcome back tino.

I was down your way t'other day. Barton-le-Clay. Nice drive through the Dunstable downs.

Didn't see you though.

Afternoon, Tino.

The twice he's let you rick doll the thread Rick. Methinks Tino is a bitch. All good in the hood?

Purple haze, all in my brain
Lately things they don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
Excuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze, all around
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Help me
Help me
Oh, no, no

Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh, yeah!

Purple haze all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?

Ooo
Help me
Ahh, yea-yeah, purple haze
Oh, no, oh
Oh, help me
Tell me, tell me, purple haze
I can't go on like this
Purple haze
You're makin' me blow my mind
Purple haze, n-no, nooo
Purple haze

Morning Shah. My hood is very well, thank you.

Think this has been Julesed long enough. I'll carry the can for a while.

Catheter et al fly?

We're heading for the longest ever gap, by some margin, between thread splits. Sad.

We need to get tino into a housing shelter with internet access and all will be well.

One of Galtova's friends has a friend called Randy Hampton.

Galted wrote:One of Galtova's friends has a friend called Randy Hampton.

Galtova recommending Rowley's services to her under his pseudonym, having remembered it because it was the last time her libido was actually sated?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:One of Galtova's friends has a friend called Randy Hampton.

Galtova recommending Rowley's services to her under his pseudonym, having remembered it because it was the last time her libido was actually sated?

Nope, we have no secrets when it comes to our love for Jeff.

There genuinely is a person called Randy Hampton.

If she is up for it Galted I'd be genuinely grateful. At the risk of being indelicate after 14 years of marriage Saharan is a reasonable word to describe things in that regard.

Evening all.

Put chocolate on your nob and slap her in the face with it. You know it makes sense.

Under normal circumstances I'd dismiss your advice as the ravings of an idiot only said to make me look foolish, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I'll give it a go shah.

Just rub up against her leg man, eventually she'll give you three minutes of her time.

Doing it twice, nice.

Or start feeding her that female viagra then snort two lines of coke to keep up with her

Hold her down and tell her, either you sit on my lap or I sit on your face after mash and beans.

Rowley wrote:If she is up for it Galted I'd be genuinely grateful. At the risk of being indelicate after 14 years of marriage Saharan is a reasonable word to describe things in that regard.

Evening all.

You're welcome to a go, Jeff. Will give me some quality time to spend being ignored by the cat.

Gutentag Notches. I hope TSMR didn't opt for death by methane rather than a rogering by Rowley.