The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

Happy Friday notches, beautiful work as ever Young Jules.

Alas poor Julius "Leonard Cohen" Marx.

I knew him well

At least I managed to smash my personal best by scoring 177 at bowling yesterday before passing away.

JuliusHMarx wrote:At least I managed to smash my personal best by scoring 177 at bowling yesterday before passing away.

I'm not sure you've managed to grasp the intricacies of cricket yet Jules.

All good in the hood? All fine in the Vine?

It's all neat in the street.

Morning peeps.

I think nore is a coxy alias...

seanmichaels wrote:Theatre is so gay. Whatever happened to sitting on the sofa with an 18 pack watching band of brothers?

Yep. Theatre and musicals. For benders and nonces. Day of Days and Bastogne are my favourite 2 Band of Brothers episodes.

How are we all?

We caught you out on the US election thread you aliasing Mr Winklechops

I once p1ssed in the urinal next to someone who was in Band of Brothers in a nightclub in Dundee. I broke etiquette and started to speak to him and he joined me and my mates at the bar for the rest of the evening.

Nice chap with an average sized c0ck.

Hang on, I thought Tina was Duty.

superflyweight wrote:Hang on, I thought Tina was Duty.  

Get to f*ck!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Hang on, I thought Tina was Duty.  

Get to f*ck!

You could get to F*ck men, if true.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Hang on, I thought Tina was Duty.  

Get to f*ck!

That's exactly what Duty would say.

This could be the end of the CC as we know it...

Dutygate.

rick_dagless wrote:This could be the end of the CC as we know it...

Dutygate.

The only time dereliction of Duty is manning rather than abandoning the gate.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Hang on, I thought Tina was Duty.  

Get to f*ck!

That's exactly what Duty would say.  

It is. It's the call of Duty.

Wordplay like that is wasted on this thread.

Is Nore Staat political? You should read his comments on the football thread, they really are banal. 

I have changed two names through the swear filter today. One is cruel to animals and the other racist to anyone outside of the CC

No. No its not

Edit: ref to Jules wonderfull witticisms

Ask Truss he seems to know what it means. Probably something fascist

Edit: ref to dolphins dramatic debrief.

They are only little things

edit: ref to Tino's most notable fear

I'm going to change Dolphin's name to Mind the Windows, Tuna.

Trout.

Miserable Monday Notches

All good in the hood?

Morning mate, cracking weekend thanks, and yours?

Liking what flipper has done with the swear filter...

This week feels like a good week.

Anyone watching Planet Earth 2?

I saw the first one which was as good as you would expect, not seen this weeks, though will watch it on Wednesday which is one of the few days I can get some peace and quiet to sit down and give it some time.

Just caught up with the first episode last night. Bloody hell - those racer snakes are the stuff of nightmares.

Morning Rowdy Rick and Juxtaposition Julius. Was at work but watched a lot of woodworking videos so it was pretty decent. What you get upto on the weekend? Yes a full house Trumps a flush, it should be the other way around really, If you have a full house you should flush a Trump. I didn't catch it Jules, but will try to sometime soon.

Morning Sozzled Superfly.

Racer snakes were cool, wouldn't fancy sunbathing there.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Anyone watching Planet Earth 2?

My cat does, she loves Planet Earth and Springwatch/Autumnwatch. Eagles are her favourite.


Hopefully there will soon be 3-D glasses available for cats.

I have just read a story in the Chronicle (NE England) whereby a woman is furious as she was caught out in a scam whereby in order to claim her PPI payment, she had to pay her "solicitors" £375 in iTunes vouchers, by buying them, then phoning up and reading the codes out over the phone.

Seriously, I don't like people being scammed but this person deserves it... (she is around mid 40's)

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Rowdy Rick and Juxtaposition Julius. Was at work but watched a lot of woodworking videos so it was pretty decent. What you get upto on the weekend? Yes a full house Trumps a flush, it should be the other way around really, If you have a full house you should flush a Trump.  I didn't catch it Jules, but will try to sometime soon.

Bloody hell - I deleted that full house/flush post after about 5 seconds - but you still saw it. Flipper must have changed the swear filter back - for a while it changed Trump to Duck, but changing it back ruined my gag (does a full house duck a flush).

rick_dagless wrote:I have just read a story in the Chronicle (NE England) whereby a woman is furious as she was caught out in a scam whereby in order to claim her PPI payment, she had to pay her "solicitors" £375 in iTunes vouchers, by buying them, then phoning up and reading the codes out over the phone.

Seriously, I don't like people being scammed but this person deserves it... (she is around mid 40's)

I simply went to ppiinsurancesolicitorsrus4u.com

Probably safer Jules...

Beef and tomato Pot Noodle, spicy meatballs, 8/10

Are we absolutely certain that Secretfly is at the wind-up?

Or could he actually be a c*nt's butler winking away at us all and pretending that he's only joking?

Not absolutely, but fairly...

I'm inclined to agree, but there's a touch of Farage and Johnson in there and I still haven't worked out if they are at the wind-up or not.

I think that the leanings are there, and if pushed would not be the opposite to his/her views. But they use hyperbole to take it to a joke view, so as to go under the radar.

He once argued that they could deter squatters by moving them out of the house they lived in by repeatedly moving them out. (With no legal repercussions)

Did he argue, or state?

He averred.

First stated then argued.

With actual arguments? Or with a re-iteration of the original statement, but worded slightly differently?

With ultra left arguments. It's probably somewhere in the off topic section unless it got removed for top hats swearing. Long time back now.

We could get a thread split this week...

rick_dagless wrote:We could get a thread split this week...

Don't give me false hope rick.

Just one big push guys!

rick_dagless wrote:Just one big push guys!

Are you a Sean Alias