The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **Galted** Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:51 am

Galted, try rhyming something with pint
Thanks, Jules, your offer's most kint

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:26 am

Galted, try rhyming something with pint
Thanks, Jules, your offer's most kint
Such kintness is scarce

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:11 am

Galted, try rhyming something with pint
Thanks, Jules, your offer's most kint
Such kintness is scarce
Like kid-safe army flares

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:21 am

Galted, try rhyming something with pint
Thanks, Jules, your offer's most kint
Such kintness is scarce
Like kid-safe army flares
Is that the best you could do you c*nt?

by **Galted** Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:25 am

Marx is rebuking the dog

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:46 am

Marx is rebuking the dog
Who is still pissing by a log

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:06 am

Marx is rebuking the dog
Who is still pissing by a log
I would not wap it out, in the open, in Oz

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:25 am

Marx is rebuking the dog
Who is still pissing by a log
I would not wap it out, in the open, in Oz
The reason for that is quite simply because

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:36 am

Marx is rebuking the dog
Who is still pissing by a log
I would not wap it out, in the open, in Oz
The reason for that is quite simply because
There might be a horny wombat going for a jog

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:24 am

So it's over, the people have spoken

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:29 am

So it's over, the people have spoken
and the UK is now thoroughly broken

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:55 am

So it's over, the people have spoken
and the UK is now thoroughly broken
by both Corbyn and May

by **Galted** Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:18 am

So it's over, the people have spoken
and the UK is now thoroughly broken
by both Corbyn and May
give handjobs for pay

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:19 am

So it's over, the people have spoken
and the UK is now thoroughly broken
by both Corbyn and May
give handjobs for pay
I think I'll go live in Hoboken

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:21 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket

by **Galted** Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:26 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
Like my c*ck when I w*nk through my pocket

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:27 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
Like my c*ck when I w*nk through my pocket
Unlike a soft Brexit

by **Galted** Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:29 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
Like my c*ck when I w*nk through my pocket
Unlike a soft Brexit
It's hard when I flexit.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:41 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
Like my c*ck when I w*nk through my pocket
Unlike a soft Brexit
It's hard when I flexit.
And my balls turn bright red when I lock it

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:46 am

Parliament, like me, is well hung

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:12 pm

Parliament, like me, is well hung
And also, a fan of a bung.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:42 pm

Parliament, like me, is well hung
And also, a fan of a bung
Nothing is out of bounds

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:18 pm

Parliament, like me, is well hung
And also, a fan of a bung
Nothing is out of bounds
When the fox hunts the hounds

by **Galted** Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:33 pm

Parliament, like me, is well hung
And also, a fan of a bung
Nothing is out of bounds
When the fox hunts the hounds
or the beetle is rolled by the dung

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:09 pm

LOL out loud

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:22 am

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta

by nadeem2099 Tue Jun 20, 2017 1:36 pm

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta
Who looks nothing like Willy Wonka

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 20, 2017 1:55 pm

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta
Who looks nothing like Willy Wonka
She doesn't wear hats

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:12 pm

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta
Who looks nothing like Willy Wonka
She doesn't wear hats
Or turns dairy to saturated fats

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:53 pm

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta
Who looks nothing like Willy Wonka
She doesn't wear hats
Or turns dairy to saturated fats
But her shapely legs make me want her

by **Galted** Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:06 pm

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:44 pm

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
Or even Hana Mandlikova

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:05 am

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
Or even Hana Mandlikova
Who would need a chastity belt?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:17 am

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
Or even Hana Mandlikova
Who would need a chastity belt?
You wouldn't even get felt

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:21 am

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
Or even Hana Mandlikova
Who would need a chastity belt?
You wouldn't even get felt
As it's girls that their legs are over

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:46 am

We've already lost control

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:34 am

We've already lost control
Of the Mexican border patrol

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:51 am

We've already lost control
Of the Mexican border patrol
Quick! Knock up a wall!

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:51 am

We've already lost control
Of the Mexican border patrol
Quick! Knock up a wall!
And make it extra tall!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:20 pm

We've already lost control
Of the Mexican border patrol
Quick! Knock up a wall!
And make it extra tall!
To keep out an Orange man without a soul

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:40 am

The glacier was moving so slowly

by **Galted** Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:07 am

The glacier was moving so slowly
like the Culture thread without Rowley*

*?

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:24 am

The glacier was moving so slowly
like the Culture thread without Rowley*
He's off boring all now on twitter

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:43 pm

The glacier was moving so slowly
like the Culture thread without Rowley*
He's off boring all now on twitter
On cocktails, not Bitter.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:35 pm

The glacier was moving so slowly
like the Culture thread without Rowley*
He's off boring all now on twitter
On cocktails, not Bitter.
His cheeks are looking quite jowly.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jun 24, 2017 10:17 am

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Jun 24, 2017 10:29 am

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
when he's in his bath, bumming owls

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jun 24, 2017 10:57 am

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
when he's in his bath, bumming owls
The Radox is such an effective lubricant

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:00 pm

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
when he's in his bath, bumming owls
The Radox is such an effective lubricant
for the Right honourable Michael Fabricant

by Guest Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:09 pm

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
when he's in his bath, bumming owls
The Radox is such an effective lubricant
for the Right honourable Michael Fabricant
What a clusterf*ck of consonant and vowels!

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