It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Dec 2017, 11:33 am

First topic message reminder :

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by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 9:21 am

I can see how it could be, dependant on the people you get.

I think I am just grumpy in my old age

by **Galted** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 9:23 am

My mixing with society has been put on hold - didn't see the surly dog walker this morning.
I've developed a new nod for when I do see him.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 12:37 pm

Galted wrote:My mixing with society has been put on hold - didn't see the surly dog walker this morning.
I've developed a new nod for when I do see him.

Yes, I've got a few variations of the nod for some local people around here. Quite a few "hellos" to complete strangers too.
If they are looking away... then I pretend to do the same or act as if I'm in a hurry somewhere or have something (very) important on my mind.
Works a treat.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 7:11 am

Morning all <nods>

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 8:30 am

Morning rick. Any great cultural events in your foreseeable future?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 8:31 am

Concert in couple of weeks, but that is about it.

What about your good self?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 8:44 am

Got the Warwickshire LTA awards dinner this evening. Sadly I have not been nominated.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 8:46 am

As long as they have a comedy turn, you should have a good night.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 9:35 am

I could serve up some good jokes, if they let me, and hold court. Hit them with a volley of gags. I'd be ace.

by **Galted** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 9:51 am

You need the odd backhander to get a gig like that, maybe a bit of Cash.

by **superflyweight** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 10:07 am

The problem with tennis awards ceremonies is that you have to WADE through a lot of dross before you get to the awards that RALLY matter. I'd especially be FEDERER up if I'd been nominated for NADAL.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 10:17 am

A SLICE of comedy would be great to COURT the patrons.

by **Galted** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 10:22 am

I just Noah that Julius would be a smash, as long as he keeps it to puns and doesn't Barker up the wrong tree.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 10:52 am

I hope I don't Forget my lines and Laver bad taste in everyone's mouth.

by **Galted** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 11:08 am

You must learn them be forehand.

by **superflyweight** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 1:36 pm

https://www.606v2.com/t67280-canelo-fails-drugs-test-fight-with-golovkin-still-on-due-to-meat-contamination

Jules, Truss has asked me to ask you what you had for breakfast?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 2:53 pm

My answer is on that thread.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 7:28 am

Morning.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 7:49 am

Morning. I'm not Ken Dodd.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 7:52 am

Glad to hear it, dear chap.

How was the weekend?

by **Galted** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 8:01 am

Disappointed not to be fist today. Maybe tomorrow.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 10:12 am

I wonder why they didn't call "The Shape of Water" "Grinding Nemo"

by **Galted** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 10:35 am

Excellent, Dagless. Was going to say that you should've opened with that but it would've set the level of expectation too high.

by **superflyweight** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:40 am

Mrs Superfly walked right into the Ken Dodd died joke trap that I expertly set for her this morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:44 am

I am possibly going to regret this...

What was the joke?

by **superflyweight** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:01 pm

Works better when spoken:

Ken Dodd died.

Did he (diddy)?

No, Doddy.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:20 pm

Better that I thought it was going to be...

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:38 pm

I feel sorry for Dicky Mint. He'll miss Doddy's dexterous fist no doubt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:21 pm

My advert has changed from meet Russian women, to meet Latina women.

I guess these things must be seasonal.

by **superflyweight** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:25 pm

rick_dagless wrote:My advert has changed from meet Russian women, to meet Latina women.

I guess these things must be seasonal.

Galted probably now wishes that he'd waited.

by **Galted** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:29 pm

superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:My advert has changed from meet Russian women, to meet Latina women.

I guess these things must be seasonal.

Galted probably now wishes that he'd waited.

Sort of, though Latino women often have bigger c*cks and balls than me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:31 pm

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:My advert has changed from meet Russian women, to meet Latina women.

I guess these things must be seasonal.

Galted probably now wishes that he'd waited.

Sort of, though Latino women often have bigger c*cks and balls than me.

They seem less fond of cats though, which is possibly a plus (or a massive generalisation)

by **Galted** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:31 pm

My ad is for a game called Big Farm. It's normally for Muslim singles so I suspect that Shah has hacked my account.

by **Galted** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:32 pm

I hope Julius isn't Hubert de Givenchy.

by **Galted** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:35 pm

Has Flipper abandoned v3?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:38 pm

I think he is just running it how Tino would've wanted

by **Galted** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:49 pm

Lol out loud. Without the tantrums and excuses though.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:58 pm

Been hit by flu. Gonna start off with a quickfire and slightly different category

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 2:00 pm

That was an excuse, though no tantrums to be fair.

by **Galted** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 2:21 pm

Thank f*ck he's alive. Wouldn't fancy hosting a memorial cup.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 2:36 pm

Galted wrote:I hope Julius isn't Hubert de Givenchy.

I remember back when people hoped I wasn't Versace.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 4:02 pm

I decided against something easy. You can fight the patriarchy this round

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 4:21 pm

Galted wrote:Thank f*ck he's alive. Wouldn't fancy hosting a memorial cup.

I was worried he was caught up in the tuna nets.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 9:09 pm

All the good funny women are dead.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 13 Mar 2018, 7:32 am

Morning, males.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Mar 2018, 8:52 am

G'day rick. All good so far today?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 13 Mar 2018, 9:19 am

So far so good, TLD, how're you doing?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Mar 2018, 9:24 am

I'm well thanks. A little cooler here today... certainly getting darker earlier.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 13 Mar 2018, 9:45 am

Funnily enough it is the opposite here, who would have thought!

It is quite nice getting into and leaving work in the light.

I could happily go back to sleep today though.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Mar 2018, 9:52 am

If TLD is in the antipodes to us, are we in the antipodes to him? And if there are 'antipodes', are there 'podes'?

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