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Happy New Year 2019 everyone!

JuliusHMarx wrote:Looks like PJ has joined Tino in that great Culture Cup in the sky
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46105285

(Edit - although it would be ironic if it were Flipper killed by a shark.)

I always knew it would end like that. It's a risk you take being an Aussie, if the snakes and spiders don't get you the sharks will.

Cheers, guys. the new place seems somewhat lacking in "top bantz (sic)"

So this place is a bit of a reprieve.

rick_dagless wrote:Cheers, guys. the new place seems somewhat lacking in "top bantz (sic)"

Isn't that why they hired you - to bring it?

I am beginning to wonder, Jules.

Shark fist.  



It's like soup down here. You won't catch me swimming that far north. Easy breakfast.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Looks like PJ has joined Tino in that great Culture Cup in the sky
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46105285

(Edit - although it would be ironic if it were Flipper killed by a shark.)

I always knew it would end like that. It's a risk you take being an Aussie, if the snakes and spiders don't get you the sharks will.

I'm not Queensland way, but there was a shark at a beach nearby in the last few days. Day I was at the beach, but not that one. It's a beach I've been to as well, but people still think I should go in the water. Starting to take it as a threat.

Commendable fisting, PJ, a surprise one as well. Glad to see that being eaten by sharks is beneath the CC.

Back to the Fisture Part II

Morning

Morning Rick.

How is the new work environment... are you near a window?

Cool change here. A bit like August (winter).

Morning PJ, I do indeed have a window, overlooking a nice water feature in the city centre.

It is actually warm here, for the time of year, no doubt the papers will have a mega storm upon us soon.

Good stuff. On the window view and the warm weather.

Not the mega storm fear mongering bit though.

Huge hailstorm here on the mid north coast. Hail the size of tennis balls.
Some poor bloke's cauliflower crop was totally destroyed... but at least the kids and the dog are safe. Still had half a smile on his face.

The Mandurah Mail has a posted a video... big stones!

https://www.mandurahmail.com.au/story/5748308/damage-control-after-coast-hit-by-giant-hail-stones/?cs=9397

I'm currently working in a basement which is reminiscent of a Bond villain bunker network. It's a good thing too, the City clunge can be very distracting.

Hail, good fellows!

Bradford clunge can be very distracting, but for very different reasons I expect.

Morning, Galts/Jules

Morning all. Your remark about Bradford clunge immediately had me thinking of The Fat Slags.

You wouldn't be wide of the mark, though they fluctuate between stunning, and the above ref.

I lived in Birmingham for a while in the late 90s and the standard was very impressive. It was particularly humiliating seeing them all flocking about at night in Broad Street while I was being carted off to a warehouse job in a grubby Pertemps van

Galted wrote:I lived in Birmingham for a while in the late 90s and the standard was very impressive. It was particularly humiliating seeing them all flocking about at night in Broad Street while I was being carted off to a warehouse job in a grubby Pertemps van

I spent a good deal of time on Broad Street in the late 80s/early 90s, flocking about with the ladies and laughing at the working class.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I lived in Birmingham for a while in the late 90s and the standard was very impressive. It was particularly humiliating seeing them all flocking about at night in Broad Street while I was being carted off to a warehouse job in a grubby Pertemps van

I spent a good deal of time on Broad Street in the late 80s/early 90s, flocking about with the ladies and laughing at the working class.

Snigger out loud.

It was probably one of your storerooms I was working in.

What's going down in fist town?

Fist festive bake from "The Gregg's" of the year - 12/10

Saved a michaelsing with a classic lunch review. Well played Rick - how's the new job going?

Very imaginative double-fisting, Rick.

Same sh1t different sewer, supes, they have already been f**ked by MS and IBM so I have a few open nets.

Cheers G'man

I've spent the last few days shouting at Adobe, Rick. It's not the most fulfilling existence.

IT really isn't, still, at least we don't have to back home an worry about taking someone's relatives away.

But Adobe can f**k off, especially when you think the etymology of Adobe can loosely be traced back to house made of s**t

Fist.

I see Flipper's endeared himself to the Aussies by foiling Shah's latest stunt: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46171991

It wasn't me, it was a Somalian so probably a cousin of kingraf irritated that Australia had finally beaten the saffers.

Just doing what I can

I always imagined you as a Dale Winton lookalike Ziggler so I was amused greatly by Galted's fist post.

ShahenshahG wrote:It wasn't me, it was a Somalian so probably a cousin of kingraf irritated that Australia had finally beaten the saffers.

Apologies for the stereotyping. I'll shame myself on Twitter this afternoon so that the wokes and hipsters can be suitable offended.

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I'm not Douglas Rain.

RIP Stan Lee, personal hero of mine, and shaped a lot of my childhood, and indeed my adulthood.

Hope no one here is him...

Excelsior.

Wasn't me. Not much into comics so didn't affect my childhood and adulthood much, but when the inventor of w*nking dies I will have an entire week of mourning.

Probably the same guy who first milked a cow.

Morning, Galts.

Morning, Dagless. So w*nking is a product of the North then.

Possibly, there is f**k all else to do in winter.

It has definitely gained a wider fan base in the South though.

The guy that first milked a cow was probably also the first person to see an egg come out of a hen and think "I'll have that for breakfast".

Morning all. I was much more of a DC fan, than Marvel. Stan Lee was a visionary but I don't think even he ever wrote a comic where the superhero w*nked.

DC once had a super villain who got his powers from cocaine (snow flame I think)

He must've cracked one off when off his bonce.

I bet in the edgy 90's there will be a marvel comic somewhere, whereby there is someone engaging in sperm murder.

Robin's lack of superhero tights lends itself to knocking one out at short notice, though I suspect that the design was more to get the Bathand in.

Galted wrote:Robin's lack of superhero tights lends itself to knocking one out at short notice, though I suspect that the design was more to get the Bathand in.

Is that a direct quote from Fredric Wertham's 'Seduction of the Innocent'?

It was not. I've just looked him up on Wikipedia and am very impressed that you should know of such a person and book. He and I are in agreement about Wonder Woman being a three-wheeler and Batman a proponent of buggery.

superflyweight wrote:The guy that first milked a cow was probably also the first person to see an egg come out of a hen and think "I'll have that for breakfast".  

I've always wondered how many people died before they figured out a way to cook the Japanese blowfish. And why they kept on trying after the first few fatalities.
"Don't worry, I reckon I've got it right this time. Care to try a bite?"

Volcano burrito from Taco Bell, Pepsi Max, side of fries - 6/10

Mmmmmm, burrito.

There are several great places for Mexican food in Leeds, I am yet to find one in Bradders, so Taco Bell had to do.

Ibys diner Ltd leeds road

Excellent burgers and burritos. Not strictly mexican but they know how to cook. Only problem is that they take their time making it so order ahead or get a delivery if they do it.

Bit out of the way to be honest mate.

How goes it CC brethren?

What's on the end of the fist, Vic?

Morning rick.
I'm all out of interesting news.