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That should do it.

Fist

Classic fist from Rick. No fuss, no foreplay, just straight up there with a tightly clenched fist and sleeves rolled up past the elbow.

Sometimes the old-fashioned way is the best.

I think I prefer a reverse fist but there is something aesthetically pleasing about the simplicity of Rick's fisting.

A somewhat belated post-palindromic fist.

Morning pfisters. How goeth it?

Morning, peej, looks to be the start of a pleasant day here.

You?

Very cloudy and humid but neither hot nor cold.... about 20 degrees. Huge downpours every now and then.

Did I tell you about Chez Joey getting struck by lightning?

It happened on that fateful day... the 15th of March; mid afternoon. A massive bolt out of nowhere. It was like a huge clap on the roof. Took out the satellite dish, air conditioning, gates and about 30 lights. Lucky I had power and lights elsewhere. All fixed now, except for a couple a light fixtures.
It hit the dish receiver then deflected onto my rooftop air conditioning unit. Double direct hit!!

Also had an umbrella lifted out of its heavy base (twice) when a sudden gale blew but that's another story.

Beware the ides of March, peej, that would have been cool, and terrifying at the same time.

I think a bin fell over here the other day, but that is about it.

Our press seems to alternate between snow and heatwave at any one time, gimps.

Can never win with the weather it seems.

How's the mild spring brexit going?  Trees a-bloomin' May still?

If we did, we, as a people would implode with lack of stuff to moan about.

Not. A. Clue. And I genuinely mean it, I have literally no idea where the good ship Brexit is heading at this moment. I get the feeling that the most likely scenario, from left field, is that May will resign, a general election could kick off, Labour will get in with a 2nd ref on it's manifesto, and civil war will ensue.

Or not...

Fi(r)st.

Yes you r.

Morning all. Wanted to start off with "I'm not Jack Whitehall" but the c*nt's still alive.

Unless it has not hit the news yet, morning, Jules/Galts.

There was something in the news about Whitehall, but may have been Brexit-related.

Maybe, but Whitehall appears to be doing Jack, in relation to Brexit.

At least Brexit is funny.

Flying fist.

Morning all. Blowing a gale here. I remembered to take the umbrella down this time.

How's it going on Airstrip One?

Morning PJ. How's Duncan?

Have you booked your flight over for my play yet?

Morning Marxus,

I haven't booked the flight yet but I was talking about visiting some European cities today.

Duncan's fine . He sends his best regards. He's looking forward to seeing your play too. He's very excited about it apparently.


Just one question, Chief:  Who's Duncan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PJ_%26_Duncan_discography

JuliusHMarx wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PJ_%26_Duncan_discography

ha... please excuse me for not making the connection. They look like twins. Are they still popular these days? Are they too 'big'?

When I was a kid I had some neighbours whose son's nickname was PJ. Brings back memories. PJ was not so friendly.
I should have thought harder about the implications of changing the moniker to Pal Joey.

If you referred to me as "Joey"... I might be like that guy on Friends.. who is a bit weird these days isn't he? Matt LeBlanc.
Wasn't he a new host on that car show I never watch? What's it called? I'm so forgettable these days. Oh yeah, Top Gear. So easy to forget that one.

They're still massively popular, although Ant has only just made a comeback to TV after a stint in rehab.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47864761

I like to think his nickname will now be "Didn't".

How's Adam Ant faring these days? He must be getting on...

JuliusHMarx wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47864761

I like to think his nickname will now be "Didn't".

I used to work with a stormwater engineer named Groundwater. He had a good presence at meetings about himself.
He spoke with knowledge and authority on all things water... and the way it could possibly behave in different situations.

He did drink a bit though.

I used to have a kid in my class whose surname was Early. He was always late.

My pottery teacher was called Mr Clay.

Lucky - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/47865731

JuliusHMarx wrote:Lucky - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/47865731

I saw a similar one a while back from a match in the Far East. The keeper went sprinting up the field to celebrate and the ball bounced in the middle of the area and spun back into the net.

Well I never, a late fist.

Galted wrote:Well I never, a late fist.

...is an anagram of 'Reveal a fine, swell tit'

Good morning, chaps.

rick_dagless wrote:Good morning, chaps.

...is an anagram of 'Chaps, good morning'.

Pal Joey wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Good morning, chaps.

...is an anagram of 'Chaps, good morning'.

…and 'Has dog porn, coming'

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Good morning, chaps.

...is an anagram of 'Chaps, good morning'.

…and 'Has dog porn, coming'

...very clever and accurate. Sounds about right. More bark than porn though unfortunately. Wish they were gone...

Fist, I have finished all my dog porn.

Sicond, I have finished all my cereal and toast.

Tird, I am trying to feed a toddler yoghurt (non euphemism).

Thoughts and prayers, Galts.

What's a 'toddler yoghurt' and what are you trying to feed to it?

I don't know, but the more you say it, the more euphemistic it sounds.

Also, I can let a man off dodgy grammar if he is trying to feed a crotch goblin.

Cheers, Dagless. It has been a difficult time.

Why would he be feeding goblin to a crotch?

JuliusHMarx wrote:What's a 'toddler yoghurt' and what are you trying to feed to it?

A toddler yoghurt is a small person covered in yoghurt. I am trying to feed it to a crocodile.

If you don't know why you should be goblin a crotch, Jules, you have been out of the game for too long.

At my age, it's more hobblin' and crutch.

At least you're not Julian Assange, Jules.

God he looks awful. An old man now...like Solzhenitsyn coming out of the gulag. Albeit he's most probably had better lodgings there at the embassy. Wonder if it'll be a fair trial... or a show trial?

TGI Fistday

Was just thinking that, TG indeed.

Top michaelsing...

Fist 2 short weeks to go, I am glad that the Lord Jesus Christ decided to resurrect at this point in the year, this time.