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guildfordbat and alfie debuted on here recently. I assume you're back on here to veto them.

superflyweight wrote:It certainly became a lot more civilized after Shah was killed in a targeted drone strike.

Are you still skiving off any real form of employment?

Oh god, Shah. Forgot about that sociopath. The only person I have ever met who made terrorism sound fun.

Well, I am not back in the city thankfully. Have a couple of things on the go and Mrs Windows was (before the plague arrived) doing pretty well with her business but essentially, I am a "in between employment". If this filthy virus hangs around, then I will run out of money soon enough. I surprised myself just how much I enjoyed being a stay at home dad. Especially the hours between 09:00 and 15:00. It has become more troublesome over recent weeks .

How is the cut and thrust of ruining peoples lives in corporate law? And have you unearthed and destroyed any more centipede nests recently?

rick_dagless wrote:We have some part timers in here from time to time, peej has taken up from Shah babysitting me in the morning.

Hibbz still bangs in a cameo from time to time.

Hibbz. He was a funny dude.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:It certainly became a lot more civilized after Shah was killed in a targeted drone strike.

Are you still skiving off any real form of employment?

Oh god, Shah. Forgot about that sociopath. The only person I have ever met who made terrorism sound fun.

Well, I am not back in the city thankfully. Have a couple of things on the go and Mrs Windows was (before the plague arrived) doing pretty well with her business but essentially, I am a "in between employment". If this filthy virus hangs around, then I will run out of money soon enough. I surprised myself just how much I enjoyed being a stay at home dad. Especially the hours between 09:00 and 15:00. It has become more troublesome over recent weeks .

How is the cut and thrust of ruining peoples lives in corporate law? And have you unearthed and destroyed any more centipede nests recently?

We're down to 4 day weeks for the next 3 months - I'm fine with that as means that I have at least one day a week where I don't have to juggle being a teacher and child minder with trying to do work that you can actually charge a client for.

I found some centipedes last week when I was tidying up the garden near the garage.  Scooped them up and put them inside the garden waste bin.  Also discovered some huge spiders when I was clearing out the garage - christ knows what they've been living on but they were bloody massive.

christ knows what they've been living on but they were bloody massive.

Centipedes.

What's Mrs Window's business? Following her experiences with Jules, I'm assuming that she went into business escorting older gentleman.

superflyweight wrote:What's Mrs Window's business?  Following her experiences with Jules, I'm assuming that she went into business escorting older gentleman.

I'd love that. She has missed the old wizard since self isolation came into effect.

She makes bespoke wedding dresses and evening gowns and does alterations/repurposing etc etc. She used to do just a few a year when I was working but took it up full time when I had my mid life crisis/tantrum and quit. She was doing ok with it and we converted an old derelict barn into a workshop but other than stuff that is already on order, new business has literally stopped! People don't appear to be getting married or having parties anymore.

I also own a very small part of a wine importing business. I lent a mate some money when he was just starting out and took a small percentage of the business rather than him paying me back. That business is now on its arse as well given the trouble shipping stuff around the world. So it this virus stuff carries on much longer I am going to have to pimp myself out for cash.

You could escort older gentlemen.

You'd like to hope that both businesses will get back on their feet relatively quickly after this all ends.

superflyweight wrote:You could escort older gentlemen.

 

Without getting closer than 2 metres?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Chilean Rose is still going strong. It's a female, they live for ages. It will certainly outlive me (I'm not dead).

Great news. Give her a finger stroke on the carapace from me. Tell her I spared one her deadly cousins a few weeks back. I saw it (the spider) a few times today. It doesn't run away from me now. I think it's used to my predictable movements.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:You could escort older gentlemen.

 

Without getting closer than 2 metres?

It's a lot like my sex life at the moment.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Chilean Rose is still going strong. It's a female, they live for ages. It will certainly outlive me (I'm not dead).

Great news. Give her a finger stroke on the carapace from me.

Only thing I get to finger stroke these days.

I was hoping people are too furious with bats, wet markets and the Chinese to worry about spiders and other arthropods these days. I will be sure to pass on your comments to her.

Tina still knows how to michaels a thread.

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No mention of Tina - must have been his ghost.

Phantom fist

Spictral sicond.

Tirrified Tird

Wagwarn brethren?

Turns out Tino was Dave Greenfield.

Fist of fury.

Apparently repeatedly kneeing a keening finnish woman in the throat and stamping on her head during the act of taking her virginity warrants expulsion from heaven. All the years of murder torture and bombings and showing marvellous restraint by only headbutting the other seventy one count for nothing. So i have been sent back to earn my place once again. Although I am rather glad that Tino is alive, somehow his being beaten up and being forced to model wedding dresses for the entirety of my absence takes the sting out of losing 72 virgins.

Sicond.

Shah!  Still mad as a box of frogs I see, how goes it, you barbarian swine?

Tird again.

Armageddon has surely arrived, 606v2 is strewn with the undead.

I'm still not dead but can one of the mods please check my account and make sure I am not Shah as well. To much of a coincidence, even though I am fairly sure I am not a racist/terrorist/shoe bomber.

The last post on the boxing thread was the 4th April! The 4th April! What the f*ck! Where is Chris? I used to like reading his stuff even though I needed 8 sittings due to my poor attention span.

I am currently doing some home schooling with one of the kids. An online PE lesson. We are watching great cricket catches which is pretty cool. Keiron Pollard has just pulled off a beauty. One handed, right on the boundary. Lovely stuff. Then we have to go in the garden and try to do some catches ourselves. I literally bought a new bat in January ready for the new season. This is the first time I can swing it in anger due to this sh*thouse virus. I am going to blast some f*cking angry slip catches at her in a minute.

It's the only way she will learn, Tino.

This ba$tard virus makes me long for a garden.  I'm stuck indoors re-enacting famous films - Jaws with the cat, The Omen with Jr and Kramer vs Kramer with the missus.

Galted wrote:This ba$tard virus makes me long for a garden.  I'm stuck indoors re-enacting famous films - Jaws with the cat, The Omen with Jr and Kramer vs Kramer with the missus.

Did you and Galtova have a little Glated? Congratulations mate.

The future of Gore-Tex is secured.

rick_dagless wrote:It's the only way she will learn, Tino.

Disturbingly good at catching, RiCk. Especially for a girl.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:This ba$tard virus makes me long for a garden.  I'm stuck indoors re-enacting famous films - Jaws with the cat, The Omen with Jr and Kramer vs Kramer with the missus.

Did you and Galtova have a little Glated? Congratulations mate.

The future of Gore-Tex is secured.

No wait. It is coming back to me now. Fairly certain the old Culture Cup members decided unanimously that Galtova wasn't real. FACT.

So imaginary congratulations on your imaginary child.

The imaginary future of Gore-Tex is secured.

Wasn't it Union's missus who was imaginary?

Thanks for the congratulations, he's two and a half so it has been a while. He's very anti-sensible clothing so I might have to start beating him with a belt at some stage.

Galted wrote:Wasn't it Union's missus who was imaginary?

Thanks for the congratulations, he's two and a half so it has been a while.  He's very anti-sensible clothing so I might have to start beating him with a belt at some stage.

Yes, you're right. Being dead is playing havoc with my recall. Cane's missus was definitely not real, yours was mail order. I remember now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Wasn't it Union's missus who was imaginary?

Thanks for the congratulations, he's two and a half so it has been a while.  He's very anti-sensible clothing so I might have to start beating him with a belt at some stage.

Yes, you're right. Being dead is playing havoc with my recall. Cane's missus was definitely not real, yours was mail order. I remember now.

That's it, coming back to me as well. Being alive has played havoc with my memory.

Shah and Tina. Wonder what I’d have to do to get Jeff to say hello.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Shah and Tina. Wonder what I’d have to do to get Jeff to say hello.

Re-tweet him

rick_dagless wrote:Sicond.

Shah!  Still mad as a box of frogs I see, how goes it, you barbarian swine?

All good my friend, same old same old. Still security still get paid to do nothing. Work reduced to 2 days and 4 days per week on a rotation for the duration of this attack pandemic. Did you leave that place or model it in your own image?

Hi Dolphin, Julius, Tino, Sean, PJ, Superfly and Guildford Bat.

Galted as a man well versed in raising children i would warn you belt marks leave you liable to prosecution, ask our resident experts in law for further confirmation. Best way to discipline a child is to smear nutella on the plug and cable of a full kettle of ice cold water and leave the cable dangling off the end of a high table. This gives you time to go out for a while and the ice bath reduces how long the bruises last on the child. Also in a worst case scenario your absence would deflect any legal repercussions onto Galtova leaving you free to order in Galtova II plus.

Hi Shah,
I was beginning to worry you had taken up that covert security job offer in Yemen.
Hope all is well and you manage to get away for a quiet weekend on the continent once this thing blows over.

I've probably had a few jobs since then Shah, but glad to see you are alive and well, my boy. Is Luton treating you well outside of the cut and thrust of security?

Nice to see all the old team back in play.

Sicond.

Regular tird.

Bloody hell, I missed a real orgy here yesterday.

The end of the world always brings out the best in this place.

Took the car out for a nice wash, wax and polish today. The new owner (there's been about 5 'new owners' in the last 2 years) asked if I'd been here before. They did a great job it must be said.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Sicond.

Shah!  Still mad as a box of frogs I see, how goes it, you barbarian swine?

All good my friend, same old same old. Still security still get paid to do nothing. Work reduced to 2 days and 4 days per week on a rotation for the duration of this attack pandemic. Did you leave that place or model it in your own image?

Hi Dolphin, Julius, Tino, Sean, PJ, Superfly and Guildford Bat.

Galted as a man well versed in raising children i would warn you belt marks leave you liable to prosecution,  ask our resident experts in law for further confirmation. Best way to discipline a child is to smear nutella on the plug and cable of a full kettle of ice cold water and leave the cable dangling off the end of a high table. This gives you time to go out for a while and the ice bath reduces how long the bruises last on the child. Also in a worst case scenario your absence would deflect any legal repercussions onto Galtova leaving you free to order in Galtova II plus.

Wow! A name check on this thread - I'm Brad Dexter!

[quote="ShahenshahG"]

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted as a man well versed in raising children i would warn you belt marks leave you liable to prosecution,  ask our resident experts in law for further confirmation. Best way to discipline a child is to smear nutella on the plug and cable of a full kettle of ice cold water and leave the cable dangling off the end of a high table. This gives you time to go out for a while and the ice bath reduces how long the bruises last on the child. Also in a worst case scenario your absence would deflect any legal repercussions onto Galtova leaving you free to order in Galtova II plus.

Cheers, Shah, some solid advice in there.

Glated Michaelsed the quote function.

l*l

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm still not dead but can one of the mods please check my account and make sure I am not Shah as well. To much of a coincidence, even though I am fairly sure I am not a racist/terrorist/shoe bomber.

The last post on the boxing thread was the 4th April! The 4th April! What the f*ck! Where is Chris? I used to like reading his stuff even though I needed 8 sittings due to my poor attention span.

I am currently doing some home schooling with one of the kids. An online PE lesson. We are watching great cricket catches which is pretty cool. Keiron Pollard has just pulled off a beauty. One handed, right on the boundary. Lovely stuff. Then we have to go in the garden and try to do some catches ourselves. I literally bought a new bat in January ready for the new season. This is the first time I can swing it in anger due to this sh*thouse virus. I am going to blast some f*cking angry slip catches at her in a minute.

Can't remember when you ducked out of regularly being on here, but the boxing section has been on life support for a long time. Think it was a contribution of a number of things that led to decent posters giving up - every thread turning into a Floyd v Manny dick swinging contest, almost every fight being on PPV, the increasing gaps between decent fights, Joshua calling out people that fight like Gloria Hunniford.

Truss hardly posting any new articles on there also contributed - I didn't often agree with him, but his articles definitely created traffic. He now seems strangely obsessed with polling numbers.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm still not dead but can one of the mods please check my account and make sure I am not Shah as well. To much of a coincidence, even though I am fairly sure I am not a racist/terrorist/shoe bomber.

The last post on the boxing thread was the 4th April! The 4th April! What the f*ck! Where is Chris? I used to like reading his stuff even though I needed 8 sittings due to my poor attention span.

I am currently doing some home schooling with one of the kids. An online PE lesson. We are watching great cricket catches which is pretty cool. Keiron Pollard has just pulled off a beauty. One handed, right on the boundary. Lovely stuff. Then we have to go in the garden and try to do some catches ourselves. I literally bought a new bat in January ready for the new season. This is the first time I can swing it in anger due to this sh*thouse virus. I am going to blast some f*cking angry slip catches at her in a minute.

Can't remember when you ducked out of regularly being on here, but the boxing section has been on life support for a long time.  Think it was a contribution of a number of things that led to decent posters giving up - every thread turning into a Floyd v Manny dick swinging contest, almost every fight being on PPV, the increasing gaps between decent fights, Joshua calling out people that fight like Gloria Hunniford.  

Truss hardly posting any new articles on there also contributed - I didn't often agree with him, but his articles definitely created traffic.  He now seems strangely obsessed with polling numbers.  
 

That's a shame. Poor old Windy will be turning in his grave. I assume the Captain isn't around any more? That board used to be the standard bearer till the cretins took over.

Truss always loved his polling numbers. That and awful trousers.

I would post something but I barely watch it anymore other than old 90's fights on t'internet. Not sure the board is ready for a Nigel Benn quit against Steve Collins thread. Although that may tempt Shenglong out of his hole. Actually, I won't bother.

I have been listening to Gerry Cinnamon a fair bit over the last couple of years, 'fly. I thought Scots were only good for mindless violence and heart disease but it appears you can also do some nice, inoffensive guitar music as well (Jeff would f*cking hate it). I do love the repeated bad language he employs in his lyrics. And I also like how happy he looks every time he is playing. Looks like he still can't believe he is earning money playing a guitar rather than selling weed.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm still not dead but can one of the mods please check my account and make sure I am not Shah as well. To much of a coincidence, even though I am fairly sure I am not a racist/terrorist/shoe bomber.

The last post on the boxing thread was the 4th April! The 4th April! What the f*ck! Where is Chris? I used to like reading his stuff even though I needed 8 sittings due to my poor attention span.

I am currently doing some home schooling with one of the kids. An online PE lesson. We are watching great cricket catches which is pretty cool. Keiron Pollard has just pulled off a beauty. One handed, right on the boundary. Lovely stuff. Then we have to go in the garden and try to do some catches ourselves. I literally bought a new bat in January ready for the new season. This is the first time I can swing it in anger due to this sh*thouse virus. I am going to blast some f*cking angry slip catches at her in a minute.

Can't remember when you ducked out of regularly being on here, but the boxing section has been on life support for a long time.  Think it was a contribution of a number of things that led to decent posters giving up - every thread turning into a Floyd v Manny dick swinging contest, almost every fight being on PPV, the increasing gaps between decent fights, Joshua calling out people that fight like Gloria Hunniford.  

Truss hardly posting any new articles on there also contributed - I didn't often agree with him, but his articles definitely created traffic.  He now seems strangely obsessed with polling numbers.  
 

That's a shame. Poor old Windy will be turning in his grave. I assume the Captain isn't around any more? That board used to be the standard bearer till the cretins took over.

Truss always loved his polling numbers. That and awful trousers.

I would post something but I barely watch it anymore other than old 90's fights on t'internet. Not sure the board is ready for a Nigel Benn quit against Steve Collins thread. Although that may tempt Shenglong out of his hole. Actually, I won't bother.

I have been listening to Gerry Cinnamon a fair bit over the last couple of years, 'fly. I thought Scots were only good for mindless violence and heart disease but it appears you can also do some nice, inoffensive guitar music as well (Jeff would f*cking hate it). I do love the repeated bad language he employs in his lyrics. And I also like how happy he looks every time he is playing. Looks like he still can't believe he is earning money playing a guitar rather than selling weed.

I've heard a few of his songs but I've reached the age where I can't trust myself with new music.  It's a short hop skip and jump from nodding along to Gerry Cinnamon to driving to the shops with the windows open belting out George Ezra songs at the top of my voice.  I'd rather they just took me straight to Dignitas.  

My dad went from being a huge Stones fan in the 60's and 70's, to listening almost exclusively to Rod Stewart in the 80's to eventually going to a Westlife concert.  A chilling descent into madness.  I should have smothered him with a pillow in his sleep when he told me he was going.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Glated Michaelsed the quote function.

l*l

Ffs.

Forgot how one needs to keep on top of quoting with Tino about.

It's a small consolation that you ended with an 'l*l' instead of an 'lol out loud'.

I was not Was (Not Was)

VE Day fist.

Apparently our 4th warmest autumn day since 1858.

Had a nice pie and coffee with my Mum on a bench in a park at St Ives around lunchtime. We watched a border collie run with it's glossy long coat filtering the sun's rays in between the white strands of hair. What a delightful sight it was on an almost perfect day.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I was not Was (Not Was)

Deserved better.

Afternoon, Peej.

Evening Jules.

Was (Not Was) intended. We lost a few great ones this week. Still grieving over Greenfield and Schneider.

Just realised you're having a Bank Holiday today. No wonder it's quieter than usual.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I was not Was (Not Was)

Deserved better.

Afternoon, Peej.

It was (not wasn't) an excellent post.