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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

Well at least the misadventure has been saved for posterity as the thread split, which is nice.

There was a dude at Uni who fell down a manhole, and lost senses of smell and taste permanently, he got a shed load of cash, though not sure it was worth it.

Fist.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Well at least the misadventure has been saved for posterity as the thread split, which is nice.

There was a dude at Uni who fell down a manhole, and lost senses of smell and taste permanently, he got a shed load of cash, though not sure it was worth it.

Fist.

He'd have been grateful for it if he ever shared a lift with Galted.

Sicond.

And with no taste he would probably be down with Wolfskin and Crocs.

C*nts.

rIck_dAgless wrote:And with no taste he would probably be down with Wolfskin and Crocs.

Lol out loud.

No loss of any senses so far.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Well at least the misadventure has been saved for posterity as the thread split, which is nice.

There was a dude at Uni who fell down a manhole, and lost senses of smell and taste permanently, he got a shed load of cash, though not sure it was worth it.

Fist.

He'd have been grateful for it if he ever shared a lift with Galted.

Sicond.

Maybe Galted removed the grate (or cover plate) to the manhole in order to avoid this unlucky dude in the lifts?

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:And with no taste he would probably be down with Wolfskin and Crocs.

Lol out loud.  

No loss of any senses so far.  

Since when did we remove the * from l*l out loud?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:And with no taste he would probably be down with Wolfskin and Crocs.

Lol out loud.  

No loss of any senses so far.  

Since when did we remove the * from l*l out loud?

Sorry - maybe the fall knocked it out of me.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:And with no taste he would probably be down with Wolfskin and Crocs.

Lol out loud.  

No loss of any senses so far.  

Since when did we remove the * from l*l out loud?

Sorry - maybe the fall knocked it out of me.  

That kind of fall carries its own (aste)risk.

Everyone is made up of stars, so you should have spare.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yeah but I bet your mum got slipped a length by your arl man rather than a 'miracle' birth. Mary was just a sl*t.

So I make you the winner.

That's a fairly distressing image but fair play to my old man, I'm sure he was subjected to a barrage of criticism bordering on verbal abuse before, during and after the act.

I don't think I want to hear about your dad's peccadilloes

Everyone playing "Hunt The Bin" today?

Fist

Sicond.  

Last day of work before I'm off until the 4th.  Have a good Christmas and New Year, notches.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Everyone playing "Hunt The Bin" today?

Fist

Hunt the f*cking fence panel.

Ah, that sucks.

Have a good one, supes.

Merry Christmas you pack of scoundrels.

Merry Christmas all you solicitors, lawyers, financial experts, film producers, dress-making assistants, hydraulic engineers, sports tragics, grammarnazis and fellow wildlife custodians.

Thanks Jules... that's the original Pal Joey movie poster. Very nice.

Merry Saturnalia to one and all, may you and yours have a good holiday season.

Festive Fist.

Morning Rick. I see we have a new batch of banners/avatars or whatever they're called. Mine's particular appropriate as my cat bit me in the face yesterday.

Galted wrote:Morning Rick.  I see we have a new batch of banners/avatars or whatever they're called. Mine's particular appropriate as my cat bit me in the face yesterday.

Just my little Christmas present. The banner, not the bite.

Morning, both, I must've been on the naughty list, but I like my current one anyhoo.

Did you recover the fence, Jules?

Recovered it, but it's beyond repair.
I gave new banners to Galted and PJ because theirs were no longer working.

Drat, sorry about that my good man.

Yeah I noticed theirs weren't working for a while, so nicely done.

Anyway gentlemen, all being well, I am sacking this place off at midday and getting the final Christmas bits, I will leave it to you both to scrap over the Michaelmas michaelsing, and catch you next week at some point.

Ho, ho, ho mofos

Have a good Christmas rick, and Superfly, and Peej, and Tino, and LiW, if any of you are still around.
Christmas puns, Galted? Don't mince your words.

Merry Christmas all, and thanks for the early gift, Julius.

I'm also knocking off at noon, shortly afterwards Boney M and The Pogues are going to be unleashed on the neighborhood.

Galted wrote:Merry Christmas all, and thanks for the early gift, Julius.

I'm also knocking off at noon, shortly afterwards Boney M and The Pogues are going to be unleashed on the neighborhood.

Merry Christmas, you turkey.

Pal Joey wrote:Merry Christmas all you solicitors, lawyers, financial experts, film producers, dress-making assistants, hydraulic engineers, sports tragics, grammarnazis and fellow wildlife custodians.

Thanks Jules... that's the original Pal Joey movie poster. Very nice.

Assistant to the dressmaker.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Merry Christmas all you solicitors, lawyers, financial experts, film producers, dress-making assistants, hydraulic engineers, sports tragics, grammarnazis and fellow wildlife custodians.

Thanks Jules... that's the original Pal Joey movie poster. Very nice.

Assistant to the dressmaker.

Sorry Tina, it was a thimble oversight on my part. Point made though.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Merry Christmas all you solicitors, lawyers, financial experts, film producers, dress-making assistants, hydraulic engineers, sports tragics, grammarnazis and fellow wildlife custodians.

Thanks Jules... that's the original Pal Joey movie poster. Very nice.

Assistant to the dressmaker.

Sorry Tina, it was a thimble oversight on my part. Point made though.

Ffs, do we really needle another pun onslaught right before Christmas.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Merry Christmas all you solicitors, lawyers, financial experts, film producers, dress-making assistants, hydraulic engineers, sports tragics, grammarnazis and fellow wildlife custodians.

Thanks Jules... that's the original Pal Joey movie poster. Very nice.

Assistant to the dressmaker.

Sorry Tina, it was a thimble oversight on my part. Point made though.

Ffs, do we really needle another pun onslaught right before Christmas.

No time like the present.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Merry Christmas all you solicitors, lawyers, financial experts, film producers, dress-making assistants, hydraulic engineers, sports tragics, grammarnazis and fellow wildlife custodians.

Thanks Jules... that's the original Pal Joey movie poster. Very nice.

Assistant to the dressmaker.

Sorry Tina, it was a thimble oversight on my part. Point made though.

Ffs, do we really needle another pun onslaught right before Christmas.

No time like the present.

I just noel it's going to drag on and on.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Merry Christmas all you solicitors, lawyers, financial experts, film producers, dress-making assistants, hydraulic engineers, sports tragics, grammarnazis and fellow wildlife custodians.

Thanks Jules... that's the original Pal Joey movie poster. Very nice.

Assistant to the dressmaker.

Sorry Tina, it was a thimble oversight on my part. Point made though.

Ffs, do we really needle another pun onslaught right before Christmas.

No time like the present.

I just noel it's going to drag on and on.

I'm sure yule come up with some crackers.

A quiet little Christmas Eve unmichaelising. Happy holidays all and here's to more intellectual debates in the new year

Fist.

Fist.

Fist.

Sicond.

Sicond. Good to see the debate is at a level I can actually currently cope with.

Galted, Villa are f*cking massive. Absolutely f*cking massive!

I don't think we'll see riCK ever again. Newcastle are awful even with Eddie Howe and Jesus Christ in the dugout.

He must have topped himself now. RIp in peace, riCko.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*cking massive. Absolutely f*cking massive!

I don't think we'll see riCK ever again. Newcastle are awful even with Eddie Howe and Jesus Christ in the dugout.

He must have topped himself now. RIp in peace, riCko.

Excellent insight, Tino, f*cking spot-on.  Villa did shrink a bit over the festive season and I came close to topping myself after the United game, but the fact that the odd soft decision goes their way is just proof of how absolutely massive Villa are.  It's great to be able to hate the Scousers again rather than the likes of Fulham and Wolves.

I want Villa to win the whole f*cking thing. Can't have that big toothed German pr*ck or Potato Head Pep winning. Pair of c*nts. Unai or Big Ange for me. Although Big Ange is an Aussie so he must know Davey W*rner which worries me. So I'm getting behind Unai (not in that way, I'm too old for him) for the title.

Everyone hates the Scousers. Imagine how sh*t it is when even Woolybacks from Runcorn sneer at you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I want Villa to win the whole f*cking thing. Can't have that big toothed German pr*ck or Potato Head Pep winning. Pair of c*nts. Unai or Big Ange for me. Although Big Ange is an Aussie so he must know Davey W*rner which worries me. So I'm getting behind Unai (not in that way, I'm too old for him) for the title.

Everyone hates the Scousers. Imagine how sh*t it is when even Woolybacks from Runcorn sneer at you.

Have to agree I wouldn't exactly be suicidal if Spurs won it.  Don't particularly like them but some of the biggest w*nkers I know are Arsenal-obsessives.

Hump(ish) fist!

Football is s**t, though darts is amazing so all good, nice to see the second best thing to come out of Runcorn doing absolute bits in the world champs.

Happy new year notches, hope you all have a super duper 2024

Fist.

Sicind

rIck_dAgless wrote:Football is s**t, though darts is amazing so all good, nice to see the second best thing to come out of Runcorn doing absolute bits in the world champs.

Happy new year notches, hope you all have a super duper 2024

Fist.

Sicind

Happy new year rICk. Pleased you're still alive.

Agreed on the arrows. Amazing this year. Delighted to see a man dressed as a massive baby being interviewed on Sky last night. Only at the Ally Pally. Great stuff.

Young Luke Littler is indeed from Runcorn. Although he's bettered himself by moving to Warrington. Not sure what that suggests but you'll know as well as I do.

I'm impressed he's managed to get the optimum darts physique presumably without that much beer. Great effort.

There's only one word for it - "magic darts".

Guessing it's quiet because you were all named on Epstein's list.

Duty281 wrote:Guessing it's quiet because you were all named on Epstein's list.

All except Tino, who is sulking because he wasn't.

Duty281 wrote:Guessing it's quiet because you were all named on Epstein's list.

I did not have sexual relations with any of those women girls.

Who was Hutch?