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Sore shoulder and arm too. Went to the Doctor yesterday and as I suspected - a pinched nerve. Did some stretching which has sort of eased the pain a bit. The swim helped. Went for one on Sept 7th which was much much colder. Today was a bit chilly but I felt so much better afterwards. Going to be low 30s Sunday and Monday so I thought I'd get into the water early.

Tino,
The Cardinal should have overcome his fear, trapped one... then shoved it up Henry's arse. Then hot-footed it to the safety of Rome and hid under the Pope's heavy robe. Or something like that...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:
Enjoy.

Oh I did, PJ. Nothing like some early morning porn to get the juices flowing.

It looks like what we would call a cardinal spider. Generally on the bigger side of UK spiders so quite often found beneath Galted's Hi-Tec or down someones hoover. Not in the Windows household, obviously, but seeing as Brit's are a bunch of softc*cks in general when it comes to bugs, cardinals are too big for our liking.

I think they were called cardinals because Cardinal Wolsey was terrified of them but that could well be b*llocks.

Cardinal Wolsey was afraid of b*llocks?

Pal Joey wrote:Sore shoulder and arm too. Went to the Doctor yesterday and as I suspected - a pinched nerve. Did some stretching which has sort of eased the pain a bit. The swim helped. Went for one on Sept 7th which was much much colder. Today was a bit chilly but I felt so much better afterwards. Going to be low 30s Sunday and Monday so I thought I'd get into the water early.

Tino,
The Cardinal should have overcome his fear, trapped one... then shoved it up Henry's arse. Then hot-footed it to the safety of Rome and hid under the Pope's heavy robe. Or something like that...

Get yourself to Yoga, it's the future.

Morning

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Scintillating sicond.

Tino, was having a rummage for the remote under the sofa and found this little bugger, any idea what it is?

arse:

Morning Galted. It looks like a head with spider legs growing out of it.

I am beginning to think you might not have found it under the sofa but I am reluctant to call you a liar.

Very astute, I actually found it on Google.

Is Google the name of your cat?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is Google the name of your cat?

L*l out loud.

And l*l out loud for your Cardinal Wolsey's b*llocks quip.

You're on fire today, Julio.

You bunch of c*nts.

Sh*t on here today.

Fist and probably Covid free.

Second and also Covid-19 free.

I do, however, have Covid-14. I live in the countryside, it takes longer for things to catch up round here.

Tird. Corona? Coro-no!

Morning all. No Covid but I have self-diagnosed an elbow bursitis. Google pictures of it so that hilarity can ensue.

Morning, I have to take Mrs D for a test today as she was ill yesterday and woke up with no sense of taste this morning.

So maybe not Covid free

No company videos either.

Uncanny, Galted.
My pinched nerve pain has got nothing on your elbow bursitis. That sure looks sore.
Wonder if these are symptoms of too much couch surfing during these unusual times?

Probably from my elbow pressing against the table while I waited for Super to unmichaels me.

Wouldn't want you to do it on the other elbow.

Rick could be Trump by the sound of things.

Galted wrote:Probably from my elbow pressing against the table while I waited for Super to unmichaels me.

Also you needn't fling those wardrobe doors open so frequently looking for Jules.

That must be severely taxing on both the door hinges... and your bursae.

superflyweight wrote:Wouldn't want you to do it on the other elbow.  

Rick could be Trump by the sound of things.    

Cheers, Super, means a lot.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Probably from my elbow pressing against the table while I waited for Super to unmichaels me.

Also you needn't fling those wardrobe doors open so frequently looking for Jules.

That must be severely taxing on both the door hinges... and your bursae.

Julius would never hide in our cheap cupboards. He has his groundskeeper and driver fling me out of the flat before he comes visiting.

Unmichaelsing for you G-Unit.

Got your back, champ.

Anyone watched Dark on Netflix? It's incredible. Only got one episode to go and I'm still clueless as to what is happening in it.

Time travel, quantum theory and a liberal sprinkling of norks.

superflyweight wrote:Anyone watched Dark on Netflix?  It's incredible.  Only got one episode to go and I'm still clueless as to what is happening in it.  

Time travel, quantum theory and a liberal sprinkling of norks.  

No but I will based on this review. I still need to get round to watching Cobra Kai but you told me there was a lack of jugs in it so haven't got round to it.

Will try out Dark though as that sounds decent.

superflyweight wrote:Anyone watched Dark on Netflix?  It's incredible.  Only got one episode to go and I'm still clueless as to what is happening in it.  

Time travel, quantum theory and a liberal sprinkling of norks.  

Is it subtitled or dubbed? I f*cking hate dubbing.

Even though I struggle to read, I would rather that than it looking like Monkey Magic.

You can choose.  I've been watching it in subtitles but my mate who is generally too drunk to read says that he's been watching the dubbed version.  

It being subtitled means that you concentrate on the screen - I'm not sure if it would be possible to follow what's happening at all if you kept looking at your phone every few minutes.  There was a point during the second series where my brain started to weep at having to work out what was happening.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Unmichaelsing for you G-Unit.

Got your back, champ.

Brings a tear to my eye.

What a day.

Tea and fist anyone?

7-Up and sicond for me.

Plague free three.

Sh!t on here today

Gutting, especially seeing as how impressed I was with my post, thought it was going to go viral.

Invincible fist.

Apologies, Galted. Public holiday yesterday so I looked but didn't post.

7-up and sicond for me

III

Anyone noticed how smoking hot Hope Hicks and Trump's press secretary are? I could forgive them having both Covid and terrible politics if they would let me eat chips off their backs.

Mind you, I would stick it to Mike Pompeo these days if he didn't put up a fight.

That new Supreme Court nomination is quite tasty as well. I'd happily submit to her rulings.

JuliusHMarx wrote:That new Supreme Court nomination is quite tasty as well. I'd happily submit to her rulings.

Bit too young for me. I was more a RBG fanboy.

The Notorious RBG was cool AF.

Morning.

Closest thing I've seen to a living corpse when she was up and about - until recently. As cold as ice more like.

Pal Joey wrote:Closest thing I've seen to a living corpse when she was up and about - until recently. As cold as ice more like.

For the sake of f*ck, PJ. Too soon mate, too soon.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Closest thing I've seen to a living corpse when she was up and about - until recently. As cold as ice more like.

For the sake of f*ck, PJ. Too soon mate, too soon.

Don't worry mate. She can't hear me.

I'm more scared of the 4-day old cut lemon in my fridge... you should see the wrinkles on that!

have you seen the picture of Giuliani's hands?

https://www.themarysue.com/six-horror-films-rudy-giuliani-hand/

rIck_dAgless wrote: have you seen the picture of Giuliani's hands?

https://www.themarysue.com/six-horror-films-rudy-giuliani-hand/

I saw a very unflattering picture of him on CNN?.... his face all screwed up. Quite scary. A bit like the partially squeezed lemon in my fridge too.

JuliusHMarx wrote:7-up and sicond for me

Brilliant.

L*l out loud.

Pal Joey wrote:Closest thing I've seen to a living corpse when she was up and about - until recently. As cold as ice more like.

You must've missed this one then.

Spoiler:

Pal Joey wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote: have you seen the picture of Giuliani's hands?

https://www.themarysue.com/six-horror-films-rudy-giuliani-hand/

I saw a very unflattering picture of him on CNN?.... his face all screwed up. Quite scary. A bit like the partially squeezed lemon in my fridge too.

Isn't Giuliani married to a cousin as well?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote: have you seen the picture of Giuliani's hands?

https://www.themarysue.com/six-horror-films-rudy-giuliani-hand/

I saw a very unflattering picture of him on CNN?.... his face all screwed up. Quite scary. A bit like the partially squeezed lemon in my fridge too.

Isn't Giuliani married to a cousin as well?

Yes, his fist wife was his sicond cousin.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote: have you seen the picture of Giuliani's hands?

https://www.themarysue.com/six-horror-films-rudy-giuliani-hand/

I saw a very unflattering picture of him on CNN?.... his face all screwed up. Quite scary. A bit like the partially squeezed lemon in my fridge too.

Isn't Giuliani married to a cousin as well?

Are you married to your cousin?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote: have you seen the picture of Giuliani's hands?

https://www.themarysue.com/six-horror-films-rudy-giuliani-hand/

I saw a very unflattering picture of him on CNN?.... his face all screwed up. Quite scary. A bit like the partially squeezed lemon in my fridge too.

Isn't Giuliani married to a cousin as well?

Are you married to your cousin?  

I don't think so. You?

She rejected my advances.

superflyweight wrote:She rejected my advances.  

My cousin or yours?

I no longer know.