The Culture cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup - KO Rd1

A big one early on! The draw has not been kind here, both would have hoped for a nice easy one like Henson or Collins, but two big names come together early on.

But who is the biggest kumquat? Is it the man who opened red boxes with an unnecessary amount of enthusiasm, was famous in the 90s for a show impossible to describe to generations that missed it and just has a face you hate? Or is it the man who goes on TV to spread misinformation, hate and racism?

It's your classic call: is petty hate more annoying than deserved hate?

Noel Edmonds or Tucker Carlson?

No brainer...

Went for Edmonds, Musk, Andrew and Wayne, though Tim Martin was just as deserving. Some heavyweight clashes already and we haven't even got to the last 16.

Similar for me, though I am not sure that Andrew should be allowed as he is basically a nonce, which is some step up from a c**t

Surely it's Carlson. Edmonds is annoying but Carlson is several levels above.

Personally I have had little first hand experience of Carlson being a c**t, but every time I see Edmonds, he gets right on my t1ts

JuliusHMarx wrote:Surely it's Carlson. Edmonds is annoying but Carlson is several levels above.

Spot on. Edmonds is a t*t but isn't even relevant anymore. Carlson is a c*nt with a voice. A relevant voice that millions of armed to the teeth Americans get a hard on over.

Anyone who votes for Edmonds is a c*nt.

Carlson is just a career c*nt, like Piers Morgan, making a living out of controversy.

Edmonds is creepy and aggravating in equal measure, would be the perfect poster boy if ever a c*nt movement was started up.

rIck_dAgless wrote:No brainer...

Voted for Carlson then?

I like Noel Edmonds, he's a good lad.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:No brainer...

Voted for Carlson then?

C'mon Shah, we have known each other (virtually) long enough that you know my views on Edmonds.

Duty281 wrote:I like Noel Edmonds, he's a good lad.

Bloody hell, Edmonds has hacked Duty's account.

https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/blobbygate-story-morecambes-crinkley-bottom-19669180

Edmonds killed that park and left it in the sh*t

Noel's House Party should earn him a second, separate nomination.

As should all the "pranks" with the "Hairy Cornflake" DLT c**t

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:I like Noel Edmonds, he's a good lad.

Bloody hell, Edmonds has hacked Duty's account.

Plot-twist: Duty is Noel Edmonds. Always has been.

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:I like Noel Edmonds, he's a good lad.

Bloody hell, Edmonds has hacked Duty's account.

Plot-twist: Duty is Noel Edmonds. Always has been.

That should get a few contributors from the Off-Topic section voting for Edmonds (if they haven't already voted Carlson).