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The Culture cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup - KO Rd13

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Who is the biggest cumquat?

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Thu 27 May 2021, 12:22 pm

Sorry about yesterday, jab side effects and not caring that much got in the way.

The ludicrous final 32 is coming to an end. A final 16 will be done much quicker. 

Today has many matchups, none of which I can remember at this second. 

I have changed tab, the first bout is between chubby-funster James Corden and left-wing zealot Owen Jones. Both men are successful with people you hate, appear on TV and seem to represent you when you wish they wouldn't and won't shut up. 

It's been a while since anyone has made a passionate plea to get someone voted for. One of these two has got to provoke something.


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Post by Samo Thu 27 May 2021, 12:28 pm

Despite being on the same side of the policial spectrum as Talcum X, he often does more harm than good and doesnt know when to keep his mouth shut. James Corden was one of my nominations, and while incredibly annoying he is actually harmless.

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Thu 27 May 2021, 12:29 pm

I hate Owen Jones

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Post by Samo Thu 27 May 2021, 12:32 pm

He's a walking embodiment of identity politics and only ever sees things in black and white.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 May 2021, 2:39 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I hate Owen Jones

I went with Jones despite not knowing who he was till this thing started.

I had two reasons. One, I am easily led and two, Cordon falls more into the t*t category than c*nt for me.

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Thu 27 May 2021, 5:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I hate Owen Jones

I went with Jones despite not knowing who he was till this thing started.

I had two reasons. One, I am easily led and two, Cordon falls more into the t*t category than c*nt for me.

An important but forgotten distinction

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 28 May 2021, 7:51 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I hate Owen Jones

I went with Jones despite not knowing who he was till this thing started.

I had two reasons. One, I am easily led and two, Cordon falls more into the t*t category than c*nt for me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/

Many examples of James Corden being a c**t

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Fri 28 May 2021, 11:13 am

I’d forgotten that, one of the better things Reddit has done

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 28 May 2021, 11:15 am

It really is.

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Post by Duty281 Fri 28 May 2021, 11:48 am

In James Corden's defence:

1) He isn't Owen Jones.
2) He was in a half-decent episode of Doctor Who.
3) He was in a half-decent film called Starter for 10, alongside Benedict Cumberbatch.

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