The Culture cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup - The Last Eight - Richard Littejohn vs Piers Morgan

It has been a controversial few days for the CC, but we abusers must push forward. 

To find our winner, tough decisions are going to have to be made. You can really see in this one that you aren't picking which one is a Kumquat, but which one is the worst. 

Both are famous for their behaviour in the media. Both have become parodies of themselves, but both need outrage to survive. You just know both would want to win this competition, both would blame the left for not winning and both are contemptible.

Hard to decide between these pair. Had to find something to separate them so went for Morgan and his sycophantic asskissing of Kevin Pieterson. And the fact he keeps calling him KP. We slaughtered Steve McClaren for the whole Stevie G and JT fiasco so Morgan deserves the same. We get it, you like him and he could bat but cool your jets old man. He was no Tim Bresnan.

Like a creepy old dad calling one of your daughters friends by their nickname. So I'm told anyway.

Littlejohn and Kyle are the biggest surprises in the last 8 for me, they're obviously Cumquats but the draw has favoured them - nowhere near as bad as some of those already KO'd

Morgan would be happy to win this which probably makes him the biggest c**t, but I can't in good conscience do anything which would make him happy. Littlejohn is also more violently racist than Morgan.

As much as it loathes me, I find that I occasionally agree with Morgan on certain subjects - particularly his views on gun control in America.

The only thing I seem to agree with Littlejohn is the fact we're both keen on oxygen.

BamBam wrote:Littlejohn and Kyle are the biggest surprises in the last 8 for me, they're obviously Cumquats but the draw has favoured them - nowhere near as bad as some of those already KO'd

Absolute travesty that Will Ferrell, Jack Whitehall and Russell Howard didn't get a lot further. Makes me think that there's been some sort of vote-rigging.

I've voted for Morgan, and cancelled three votes for Littlejohn.