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by **Galted** Wed 25 Aug 2021, 5:28 pm

First topic message reminder :

I think I should have the thread split on account of not having had one for years.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Sep 2021, 4:26 pm

Galted wrote:Thanks, Julius. Didn't think much of it until I read your wonderfully poetic description

He absolutely nailed it to a tee.

Kim Jong-un has lost a fair bit of weight I see. The K-pop diet seems to be working.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Sep 2021, 4:27 pm

I've put on weight. The cake-popcorn diet is working.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Sep 2021, 10:02 pm

Had to kill 4 daddy long legs this evening. The proper kind, with wings.

by **Galted** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 3:49 am

Trans-Atlantic unmichaelsing for Julius. I may specialise in them.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 6:32 am

Friday sicond, I hope everyone has had a super week.

by lostinwales Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:23 am

Tird I think but at this rate we may need to introduce some kind of continental weighting. It is clearly unfair trying to compete with an American unmichaelising back here in the UK.

by **superflyweight** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:18 am

It was still Thursday in Houston when Galted posted so he doesn't earn the fist. Rick gets the fist, LiW is elevated to sicond and I claim the tird.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:51 am

Year, I'm the one with the unfair continental advantage. Only 4 and a bit hours to Saturday here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:12 pm

Galted could go for a trans-Atlantic unmichealsing of an antipodean post. It could alter the very fabric of space-time itself.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:16 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted could go for a trans-Atlantic unmichealsing of an antipodean post. It could alter the very fabric of space-time itself.

The sun never sets over the MSMTS.

by **superflyweight** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:57 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted could go for a trans-Atlantic unmichealsing of an antipodean post. It could alter the very fabric of space-time itself.

If we managed to get two posters to post while treading water very close to, but on opposite sides of, the international date line, we should be able to achieve a reverse unmichaelsing.

Wouldn't need to break the rules about meeting up as one poster could be in the southern hemisphere while the other is in the northern hemisphere.

by **Galted** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 2:14 pm

Not claiming the fist. Although a bit of controversy might improve membership numbers, I'm not one to throw the bobcat amongst the turkey buzzards.

by lostinwales Fri 10 Sep 2021, 3:28 pm

Went to do the washing up last night. Found an excellent example of a giant house spider in my coffee mug. I do hope it is enjoying its tour of the garden.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Sep 2021, 3:42 pm

lostinwales wrote:I do hope it is enjoying its tour of the garden.

It will have been back in your house before you woke up this morning.

by **superflyweight** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 3:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I do hope it is enjoying its tour of the garden.

It will have been back in your house before you woke up this morning.

Do you have a f*cking Google alert set-up for anytime anyone mentions spiders on the internet?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Sep 2021, 3:49 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I do hope it is enjoying its tour of the garden.

It will have been back in your house before you woke up this morning.

Do you have a f*cking Google alert set-up for anytime anyone mentions spiders on the internet?

All bugs.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 4:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I do hope it is enjoying its tour of the garden.

It will have been back in your house before you woke up this morning.

That's why I kill them.

by **superflyweight** Fri 10 Sep 2021, 4:27 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I do hope it is enjoying its tour of the garden.

It will have been back in your house before you woke up this morning.

That's why I kill them.

I always take them outside and then make a big show of killing them in front of all the other bugs. It's the only way they'll learn.

by lostinwales Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:20 am

The might of the Monday morning unmichaelising fist.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:54 am

Sicond.

How was the weekend, LiW?

by lostinwales Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:01 am

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How was the weekend, LiW?

Good thanks PJ. All little things but some positive for once. Actually went out for breakfast with the wife which doesn't happen very often, and one son is in college this morning and enjoying himself, which is more of a deal than it should be.

How about yourself?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:15 am

lostinwales wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How was the weekend, LiW?

Good thanks PJ. All little things but some positive for once. Actually went out for breakfast with the wife which doesn't happen very often, and one son is in college this morning and enjoying himself, which is more of a deal than it should be.

How about yourself?

T'was good thanks.
We had two hot days so I went for a few swims. Watched Emma... that was great. Also the Wallabies last night.
Things are still a bit awkward here given we are still heavily restricted. However that bubble might burst soon because the natives are starting to get even more restless.

by lostinwales Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:28 am

We actually occasionally get anti vax material stuck through the letterbox. I cannot understand it. I do get that people may well have many different views on vaccinations (many wrong) and the whole thing. What gets me is that some of the crazies have actually decided to fund the production, printing and distribution of advice that if followed could easily lead to more illness and death.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:38 am

lostinwales wrote:We actually occasionally get anti vax material stuck through the letterbox. I cannot understand it. I do get that people may well have many different views on vaccinations (many wrong) and the whole thing. What gets me is that some of the crazies have actually decided to fund the production, printing and distribution of advice that if followed could easily lead to more illness and death.

I get some of those pamphlets too occasionally. They always seems to have blue text (with some highlights in red) and in a funny font with links to obscure medical people and studies / papers. Then, at the end... a few short paragraphs in upper case. Usually anonymous though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Sep 2021, 11:38 am

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I do hope it is enjoying its tour of the garden.

It will have been back in your house before you woke up this morning.

That's why I kill them.

I always take them outside and then make a big show of killing them in front of all the other bugs. It's the only way they'll learn.

I do the same with Scottish people.

by lostinwales Mon 13 Sep 2021, 12:08 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I do hope it is enjoying its tour of the garden.

It will have been back in your house before you woke up this morning.

That's why I kill them.

I always take them outside and then make a big show of killing them in front of all the other bugs. It's the only way they'll learn.

I do the same with Scottish people.

I don't think the Scots notice, given that such behaviour is just a natural part of their life cycle.

by **superflyweight** Mon 13 Sep 2021, 12:42 pm

Except we just won't learn.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 13 Sep 2021, 1:34 pm

Afternoon, all.

by **Galted** Mon 13 Sep 2021, 3:30 pm

Hello everyone. Hurricane's on its way and have left the Jack Wolfskin in London so will have to impress the neighbours by facing the storm bare-chested on the roof.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Sep 2021, 5:25 pm

I'm not Amy Hawkins.

by Hibbz Mon 13 Sep 2021, 8:05 pm

I’m not The Queen

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 9:07 am

An ultra rare unmichaels of Hibbz fist. It may be the first of its kind.

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 9:09 am

and the Queen is not dead (unless she went in the night and is yet to be discovered by the maid).

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 Sep 2021, 9:15 am

superflyweight wrote:An ultra rare unmichaels of Hibbz fist. It may be the first of its kind.

Definitely a new one.

I'm not ruling out the possibility that Hibbz is Geoff/Jeff Rowley/Rowley.

by lostinwales Tue 14 Sep 2021, 9:34 am

Morning. I am not sure where this unprecedented situation leaves us in terms of the natural order in which we announce ourselves

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 Sep 2021, 9:42 am

lostinwales wrote:Morning. I am not sure where this unprecedented situation leaves us in terms of the natural order in which we announce ourselves

Well I am least 3 hours too early today so we can just mark this one down as an outlier.

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 10:25 am

Hibbz is far too debonair, mysterious and charismatic to be jeff. He could be me though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 Sep 2021, 10:43 am

superflyweight wrote:Hibbz is far too debonair, mysterious and charismatic to be jeff. He could be me though.

They are the 3 words that always spring to mind when I think of you.

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 1:06 pm

Slasher Mcguirk seems to be having issues with the quote function on the US Open tennis thread. It could be michaels.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 Sep 2021, 1:10 pm

superflyweight wrote:Slasher Mcguirk seems to be having issues with the quote function on the US Open tennis thread. It could be michaels.

Slasher isn't as bad as Michaels was

superflyweight wrote:plus he knows too much about tennis to be Seany

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 1:11 pm

Well played.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 Sep 2021, 1:12 pm

superflyweight wrote:Well played.

Thanks.

Just us on here today. Anything you want to talk about?

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 1:14 pm

I was going to say that we shouldn't underestimate sean. Here he offers deep insight into golf strategy.

seanmichaels wrote:I like to wear a tight fitting trouser personally. Gives the red tee lotharias something to look at, but also keeps everything right after your 6th Orangeboom

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 Sep 2021, 1:15 pm

superflyweight wrote:I was going to say that we shouldn't underestimate sean. Here he offers deep insight into golf strategy.

seanmichaels wrote:I like to wear a tight fitting trouser personally. Gives the red tee lotharias something to look at, but also keeps everything right after your 6th Orangeboom

l*l out loud.

I miss the old tramp.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 3:46 pm

No Fear, I'm not Tanya.
Turns out neither is she

by **Galted** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 9:11 pm

Survived Hurricane Nicholas, barely.
Was helping to fish the garden shed out of the pool when I was stung on the back of the knee by a wasp, giant red c*nt Tino probably keeps as a pet.
Impressed and shocked the in-laws with my fluent Anglo-Saxon.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Sep 2021, 11:32 pm

Galted wrote:Survived Hurricane Nicholas, barely.
Was helping to fish the garden shed out of the pool when I was stung on the back of the knee by a wasp, giant red c*nt Tino probably keeps as a pet.
Impressed and shocked the in-laws with my fluent Anglo-Saxon.

I was thinking of your safety when I heard about Nicholas. Never thought you'd be a victim of a wasp attack though. Have you picked up a slight drawl yet?

by **Galted** Wed 15 Sep 2021, 2:46 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:Survived Hurricane Nicholas, barely.
Was helping to fish the garden shed out of the pool when I was stung on the back of the knee by a wasp, giant red c*nt Tino probably keeps as a pet.
Impressed and shocked the in-laws with my fluent Anglo-Saxon.

I was thinking of your safety when I heard about Nicholas. Never thought you'd be a victim of a wasp attack though. Have you picked up a slight drawl yet?

Haha, I've learned that the best way to find out where your offspring's disappeared to in TJ Maxx is to shout 'where my kii-iid at?'

The wasp did take me by surprise. One of my first thoughts was 'thank f I'm not in Australia', think that level of pain in Oz is soon followed by death.

by lostinwales Wed 15 Sep 2021, 9:02 am

Midweek fist.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 15 Sep 2021, 9:40 am

Well, I guess that makes me say'cond, suh.

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