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I think I should have the thread split on account of not having had one for years.

Sneeky post bank holiday fist

Solid sicond, somewhat satisfied.

Liquid tird.

Spring froth... tomorrow.

Morning all.

Morning Tino.

Night time here.

I was just out walking around the front footpath. It's all very quiet (under curfew) except you can feel that the insect world is about to come out in force. It was quite mild today. I did an outdoor spring clean this morning - blasting off cobwebs and the dust and grit of winter from the walls and walkway ceiling with a high pressure hose. The place looks great now although I suspect there will be a bit of spider web re-building activity out there in the coming days - starting tonight. Only saw one red back which was located in the hose reel itself. I sort of half sprayed it... I think it will survive.

Pal Joey wrote:Morning Tino.

Night time here.

I was just out walking around the front footpath. It's all very quiet (under curfew) except you can feel that the insect world is about to come out in force. It was quite mild today. I did an outdoor spring clean this morning - blasting off cobwebs and the dust and grit of winter from the walls and walkway ceiling with a high pressure hose. The place looks great now although I suspect there will be a bit of spider web re-building activity out there in the coming days - starting tonight. Only saw one red back which was located in the hose reel itself. I sort of half sprayed it... I think it will survive.

"Only saw one red back". Such an Aussie thing to say!

It is coming up to mating season here for spiders so they will be making their way indoors looking for love. The Daily Mail will be gearing up their yearly Man Nearly Dies (they didn't) From False Widow (zero reported deaths) Bite headline.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Morning Tino.

Night time here.

I was just out walking around the front footpath. It's all very quiet (under curfew) except you can feel that the insect world is about to come out in force. It was quite mild today. I did an outdoor spring clean this morning - blasting off cobwebs and the dust and grit of winter from the walls and walkway ceiling with a high pressure hose. The place looks great now although I suspect there will be a bit of spider web re-building activity out there in the coming days - starting tonight. Only saw one red back which was located in the hose reel itself. I sort of half sprayed it... I think it will survive.

"Only saw one red back". Such an Aussie thing to say!

It is coming up to mating season here for spiders so they will be making their way indoors looking for love. The Daily Mail will be gearing up their yearly Man Nearly Dies (they didn't) From False Widow (zero reported deaths) Bite headline.

I've killed maybe a dozen or so of them during the last 4-5 years since the build. I know there must be hundreds altogether in the houses around here. Some run-down places you just look at driving by and think... that's a perfect habitat for them.

I meant to tell you. That huntsman that came inside twice last summer (equivalent period to what you are talking about now) - remember I said I saw the corpse of one being dragged (or impaled ) by a wasp. Forgot to add that I found another one near the tap out the back. Several of its limbs were cleanly detached but lying near the body. It was quite sad to witness. It looked like a broken toy.

Is that normal decomposition for a spider or does it mean that something else (like a bird) had a go at it? It was right underneath where some starlings and indian mynahs regularly battle for a spot on the corner of my garage roof. Which reminds me... I need to get a ladder and take a look up there. There's probably a nest in the gutter there with all sorts of mess and crap in it.

Afternoon. I'm not Geronimo the Alpaca.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It is coming up to mating season here for spiders so they will be making their way indoors looking for love.

They can f*ck right off. I'm not that desperate!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It is coming up to mating season here for spiders so they will be making their way indoors looking for love.

They can f*ck right off. I'm not that desperate!

L*l out loud.

Fist again, like yesterday, just sneakier

Simple, solid sicond.

I miss rIck.

He dies far too frequently for my liking.

I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.

superflyweight wrote:I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.  

Likewise.

I also enjoy Shah's lunch reviews as well.

Mainly due to his ability to survive on a bowl of saturated fat and some Red Bull.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.  

Likewise.

I also enjoy Shah's lunch reviews as well.

Mainly due to his ability to survive on a bowl of saturated fat and some Red Bull.

Yeah his lunch was typically a bucket of cheap knock-off KFC type chicken, a packet of spicy Nik Naks, a family size packet of skittles and a 1.5 litre bottle of Tizer.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.  

Likewise.

I also enjoy Shah's lunch reviews as well.

Mainly due to his ability to survive on a bowl of saturated fat and some Red Bull.

Yeah his lunch was typically a bucket of cheap knock-off KFC type chicken, a packet of spicy Nik Naks, a family size packet of skittles and a 1.5 litre bottle of Tizer.    

Jihad fuelled by sugar.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.  

Likewise.

I also enjoy Shah's lunch reviews as well.

Mainly due to his ability to survive on a bowl of saturated fat and some Red Bull.

Yeah his lunch was typically a bucket of cheap knock-off KFC type chicken, a packet of spicy Nik Naks, a family size packet of skittles and a 1.5 litre bottle of Tizer.    

Jihad fuelled by sugar.

More like an all natural suicide belt

lostinwales wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.  

Likewise.

I also enjoy Shah's lunch reviews as well.

Mainly due to his ability to survive on a bowl of saturated fat and some Red Bull.

Yeah his lunch was typically a bucket of cheap knock-off KFC type chicken, a packet of spicy Nik Naks, a family size packet of skittles and a 1.5 litre bottle of Tizer.    

Jihad fuelled by sugar.

More like an all natural suicide belt

L*l out out.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.  

Likewise.

I also enjoy Shah's lunch reviews as well.

Mainly due to his ability to survive on a bowl of saturated fat and some Red Bull.

Yeah his lunch was typically a bucket of cheap knock-off KFC type chicken, a packet of spicy Nik Naks, a family size packet of skittles and a 1.5 litre bottle of Tizer.    

Fish and Chips, and a can of Monster punch

10/10

lostinwales wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.  

Likewise.

I also enjoy Shah's lunch reviews as well.

Mainly due to his ability to survive on a bowl of saturated fat and some Red Bull.

Yeah his lunch was typically a bucket of cheap knock-off KFC type chicken, a packet of spicy Nik Naks, a family size packet of skittles and a 1.5 litre bottle of Tizer.    

Jihad fuelled by sugar.

More like an all natural suicide belt

No need, the yanks went a running, just shopping for concubines now

ShahenshahG wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'd offer up a bollock just to read one of Rick's lunch reviews.  

Likewise.

I also enjoy Shah's lunch reviews as well.

Mainly due to his ability to survive on a bowl of saturated fat and some Red Bull.

Yeah his lunch was typically a bucket of cheap knock-off KFC type chicken, a packet of spicy Nik Naks, a family size packet of skittles and a 1.5 litre bottle of Tizer.    

Fish and Chips, and a can of Monster punch

10/10

Peak Shah!

The golf board are very much on the fence about Afghanistan. I suspect that they're terrified of Shah.

Can't help thinking the golf board would improve out of sight if at least one of them occasionally managed to get to the vinegar strokes.

SR got me more angry than I should have felt and I have not been back. I really hate that technique of 'owning the libtards' by doing/ saying / typing something really stupid and then laughing at someone who picks them up on it.

He's not worth getting angry about - his points are half-baked clichés masquerading as hyper-rational libertarianism.  In other words, he's a bell-end.

Super_insecure is the most miserable git on the forum. I'd hate to be him, with nothing good to say about anyone. It's hard to imagine him ever smiling or laughing.

Different SR - soul-removed

Yeah, he's not much better

3rd fist in a row. Its almost as if I have had to get up earlier this week.

lostinwales wrote:3rd fist in a row. Its almost as if I have had to get up earlier this week.

Either that or you forgot that it was your wedding anniversary on Monday past

I composed a post about being sicond but Shah f*cked that up.

Third.

Galted wrote:I composed a post about being sicond but Shah f*cked that up.

Third.

I composed a post about being tird but Galted f*cked that up and also f*cked up his own by putting 'Third'.

Shah made Galted do a third.

Not sure whether I'm firth of forth or froth of flith.

ShahenshahG wrote:

lostinwales wrote:3rd fist in a row. Its almost as if I have had to get up earlier this week.

Either that or you forgot that it was your wedding anniversary on Monday past

Come to think of it, it was August when we got married.

I didn't want to appear to be insulting Shah. You know what he's like when he gets his hands on hi-tech US weapons.

Galted wrote:I didn't want to appear to be insulting Shah. You know what he's like when he gets his hands on hi-tech US weapons.

Especially wid' da night vision goggles. We're all phucked!

Galted wrote:I didn't want to appear to be insulting Shah. You know what he's like when he gets his hands on hi-tech US weapons.

Or a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I didn't want to appear to be insulting Shah. You know what he's like when he gets his hands on hi-tech US weapons.

Or a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru.

I think that qualifies as UK bioweapons

I have become embroiled in a vaccine/vaccine passport argument with a F***book friend. Today he said Canadian PM Trudeau's speech reminded him of Hitler. Common sense says I should just ignore/block him, but for some reason I feel compelled to reply, and also to be polite.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have become embroiled in a vaccine/vaccine passport argument with a F***book friend. Today he said Canadian PM Trudeau's speech reminded him of Hitler. Common sense says I should just ignore/block him, but for some reason I feel compelled to reply, and also to be polite.

Just call him a c*nt and never talk to him again.

Works for me. That's why I'm lonely and only have you lot for company.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have become embroiled in a vaccine/vaccine passport argument with a F***book friend. Today he said Canadian PM Trudeau's speech reminded him of Hitler. Common sense says I should just ignore/block him, but for some reason I feel compelled to reply, and also to be polite.

Just call him a c*nt and never talk to him again.

Works for me. That's why I'm lonely and only have you lot for company.

Unfortunately my wife is very good friends with his wife. I think any plans for the four of us to have dinner together are indefinitely on hold.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have become embroiled in a vaccine/vaccine passport argument with a F***book friend. Today he said Canadian PM Trudeau's speech reminded him of Hitler. Common sense says I should just ignore/block him, but for some reason I feel compelled to reply, and also to be polite.

I don't know what it is about trannies and anti-vaxxers that they're all convinced they're as oppressed as communities who saw entire families carted off in trains to be murdered.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have become embroiled in a vaccine/vaccine passport argument with a F***book friend. Today he said Canadian PM Trudeau's speech reminded him of Hitler. Common sense says I should just ignore/block him, but for some reason I feel compelled to reply, and also to be polite.

Just call him a c*nt and never talk to him again.

Works for me. That's why I'm lonely and only have you lot for company.

Unfortunately my wife is very good friends with his wife. I think any plans for the four of us to have dinner together are indefinitely on hold.

Call your wife a c*nt and never talk to her again?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have become embroiled in a vaccine/vaccine passport argument with a F***book friend. Today he said Canadian PM Trudeau's speech reminded him of Hitler. Common sense says I should just ignore/block him, but for some reason I feel compelled to reply, and also to be polite.

Just call him a c*nt and never talk to him again.

Works for me. That's why I'm lonely and only have you lot for company.

Unfortunately my wife is very good friends with his wife. I think any plans for the four of us to have dinner together are indefinitely on hold.

Call your wife a c*nt and never talk to her again?

Approximately 8 years ago I indirectly called a woman with whom I was having an argument in a cinema a c*nt and Galtova still gives me an earful when she remembers it.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have become embroiled in a vaccine/vaccine passport argument with a F***book friend. Today he said Canadian PM Trudeau's speech reminded him of Hitler. Common sense says I should just ignore/block him, but for some reason I feel compelled to reply, and also to be polite.

Just call him a c*nt and never talk to him again.

Works for me. That's why I'm lonely and only have you lot for company.

Unfortunately my wife is very good friends with his wife. I think any plans for the four of us to have dinner together are indefinitely on hold.

Have a fancy dress dinner with them and ask him to come as Al Jolson.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have become embroiled in a vaccine/vaccine passport argument with a F***book friend. Today he said Canadian PM Trudeau's speech reminded him of Hitler. Common sense says I should just ignore/block him, but for some reason I feel compelled to reply, and also to be polite.

Just call him a c*nt and never talk to him again.

Works for me. That's why I'm lonely and only have you lot for company.

Unfortunately my wife is very good friends with his wife. I think any plans for the four of us to have dinner together are indefinitely on hold.

Have a fancy dress dinner with them and ask him to come as Al Jolson.

L*l out loud.

Galted wrote:

Approximately 8 years ago I indirectly called a woman with whom I was having an argument in a cinema a c*nt and Galtova still gives me an earful when she remembers it.

Just out of interest, did she have a particularly strong opinion on Se7en?