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I think I should have the thread split on account of not having had one for years.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You're a good man, PJ.  I'll happily share my raft with you when this ship finally sinks.

I read that too quickly and thought you were offering to share your shaft with Pee Jay.

You have such a vivid imagination (or poor eyesight more likely), Tino... you sick bastarde!

Can't believe what's happening with your petrol supply. I suppose the cricketers will now use that as an excuse not to tour down under?

How's that raft coming along, Galted? Hope there's no holes otherwise we might have to borrow Tino's 'corn snake' to plug any gaps.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You're a good man, PJ.  I'll happily share my raft with you when this ship finally sinks.

I read that too quickly and thought you were offering to share your shaft with Pee Jay.

Even if you read it slowly it's a bit dodge. Should've put in a winking emoji to clear things up.

Pal Joey wrote:

Can't believe what's happening with your petrol supply.

It is bonkers. It will be the same morons who stripped the shelves of toilet rolls for a virus that doesn't even give you the sh*ts.

Humans are just, in general, f*cking idiots.

I live in the middle of nowhere and really could do with some fuel in the next few days but f*ck knows if I'll be able to get any. Might have to kill and eat some of the chickens if it comes to it.

From the outside it must be hilarious watching the government tying themselves in knots trying to not mention the B word, but the reality is grim and I have a feeling this is still just the start.

Stories that in private Johnson is regretting pushing Brexit. Heart bleeds etc. I am beginning to suspect that we'll be in a BINO scenario by this time next year, depending on how easily whoever is running the government by that time can find the necessary fig leaves.

Furtive antipodean fist... late in the afternoon.

I have a t-bone (about half the size of Lichtenstein) and some nice looking snags on the barbie.
I'm very proud of the smoke they're emitting. It smells great.

Pal Joey wrote:Furtive antipodean fist... late in the afternoon.

I have a t-bone (about half the size of Lichtenstein) and some nice looking snags on the barbie.
I'm very proud of the smoke they're emitting. It smells great.

Sicond. I'm impressed by the size of your bone.

Tird

So PJ won't be needing to borrow anybody else's shaft?

I have a cup of sh*t coffee and a slightly bruised banana (non-euphemisic).

I bought the worst cup of take away coffee this morning. The most expensive, worst tasting rubbish. Served by an unfriendly rude person. No other customers in the shop should have rung the alarm bell. It's probably one of the few times I've never finished a cup.

Thanks for the compliment on my t-bone. My God that was good. When I took the huge but only slightly shrivelled slab of meat off the grill you should have seen the fire flare up as the mixture of juices (with some Worcestershire sauce) dripped on the burners. It scared the birds on the neighbour's trees. They almost dropped their chips.

Maybe Tino was Roger Hunt

lostinwales wrote:Maybe Tino was Roger Hunt

It would explain why he wasn't posting on here during the 1966 World Cup.

He's a total Roger H*nt if you ask me.

I hope he wasn't hanging around the M25 with his empty jerry can covered in chicken blood.

Fist! And the trending article at the bottom of the page is entitled 'Wealthy People Are Furious: Video Reveals Secret How Anyone Can Make Money Online'! What a day!

Sicond - adblocker FTW

Thanks LIW. I'm torn between blocking the b*stards and infuriating rich people, might have to get drunk to make a decision.

Galted wrote:Thanks LIW.  I'm torn between blocking the b*stards and infuriating rich people, might have to get drunk to make a decision.

Tird.
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Thanks LIW.  I'm torn between blocking the b*stards and infuriating rich people, might have to get drunk to make a decision.

Tird.
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Why do you need to be liked?

Just had a zoom meeting to watch my kid's preschool class do a singing and dancing act to celebrate different cultures.  To paraphrase Sean Lock, 'it was a f*cking disgrace, nothing worse than watching kids trying to act'.

lostinwales wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Thanks LIW.  I'm torn between blocking the b*stards and infuriating rich people, might have to get drunk to make a decision.

Tird.
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Why do you need to be liked?

It's a side effect of the gamma radiation overdose.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Thanks LIW.  I'm torn between blocking the b*stards and infuriating rich people, might have to get drunk to make a decision.

Tird.
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Why do you need to be liked?

It's a side effect of the gamma radiation overdose.

Feeling a bit green around the edges today?

JuliusHMarx wrote:He's a total Roger H*nt if you ask me.

I'm not Roger Hunt but would concur that I am a complete c*nt.

Speaking of people who think Tino's a c*nt, I wonder if Flipper's still alive.

And Shah and Michaels.

And Freakshow, Jeff and all the others.

I'm not dead, here is a fleeting fist to prove it, hope you are all doing swimmingly.

Sicond

All well but it's quiet, too quiet.

Tird.

All happening here, not only are the recycling bins being emptied, but I slapped the cat on the arse when she bit me on the arm earlier and haven't seen her since.

How noisy is it when the bins get emptied, Galted?

Here it can be anytime between 5am and 9am depending on which coloured bin. It's so inconsistent. We went from council to private collection about 4 years ago. Lots of bin banging going on. Then there's the neighbourly competition to get the bins up and away from the road as quickly as possible after collection before they fall onto the road and get smashed by a truck or something. Or possibly stolen...

Three weeks ago the idiots left about one quarter of my lawn clippings in there. I thought something was wrong when I grabbed the bin handle and it didn't feel empty. So this Wednesday I was up early like a hawk waiting for the truck, partially obscured by the blinds. This time they gave it a good thump on the back of the truck but a couple of shovel fulls landed on the road. I couldn't be bothered cleaning it up because I knew we'd have some rain later in the day.

Just had a quick look before. Most of it has been washed down the drain and is now making its way into Sydney Harbour I'd imagine.

The Galted Gato is probably scheming on the next way of terrifying you. I believe they do hold grudges.

Very noisy with the window open, can barely hear it with the window closed - I check on this several times during the collection.

Cat made a reappearance and used the bite and run technique to avoid a walloping. Now she's scratching on the door just out of reach, stopping whenever I look at her.

Galted wrote:Speaking of people who think Tino's a c*nt, I wonder if Flipper's still alive.

And Shah and Michaels.

And Freakshow, Jeff and all the others.

Can't someone check if Jeff/Geoff Rowley/Rowley is still alive on Tw*tter? I miss him.

Kingraf is still around but never pops in here anymore. He appears to have reinvented himself as a professional WUM on the cricket and boxing board.

A far cry from the young whippersnapper with bleached hair and Action Netball credentials.

Yes still twitter active, see below

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5h
Never seen a fanny. Never will.
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footYJason
@Jason92246829
· 15h
First Ronaldo overshadowed Messi's transfer with his own.

Then he overshadowed Messi's debut with his own.

Now he's overshadowed Messi's 1st PSG goal with his Game Winner vs Villareal

Also

If there are two things my followers love they're jazz and top ten lists. With this in mind, my top ten John Coltrane albums.

1 A Love Supreme
2 Giant Steps
3 Blue Train
4 Ballads
5 Ellington & Coltrane
6 My Favourite Things
7 Ole
8 Crescent
9 Africa Brass
10 Lush Life.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

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Never seen a fanny. Never will.
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footYJason
@Jason92246829
· 15h
First Ronaldo overshadowed Messi's transfer with his own.

Then he overshadowed Messi's debut with his own.

Now he's overshadowed Messi's 1st PSG goal with his Game Winner vs Villareal

And that is exactly why I miss him.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Also

If there are two things my followers love they're jazz and top ten lists. With this in mind, my top ten John Coltrane albums.

1 A Love Supreme
2 Giant Steps
3 Blue Train
4 Ballads
5 Ellington & Coltrane
6 My Favourite Things
7 Ole
8 Crescent
9 Africa Brass
10 Lush Life.

This is exactly why I don't miss him

What a c*nt.

I thought these 2 examples showed both ends of the Jeff spectrum.

I was watching Bargain H*nt the other day and there was an old painting that had been retailed by the Rowley Gallery. I was quite surprised when the expert pronounced it as Rowley and not Rowley, but was gratified that the auctioneer later contradicted that, and pronounced it Rowley, not Rowley.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I was watching Bargain H*nt the other day and there was an old painting that had been retailed by the Rowley Gallery. I was quite surprised when the expert pronounced it as Rowley and not Rowley, but was gratified that the auctioneer later contradicted that, and pronounced it Rowley, not Rowley.

There's a Crowley's Wharf near me and I've only ever heard it pronounced 'Crowley', so presumably Rowley is pronounced 'Rowley' in the same way.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Also

If there are two things my followers love they're jazz and top ten lists. With this in mind, my top ten John Coltrane albums.

1 A Love Supreme
2 Giant Steps
3 Blue Train
4 Ballads
5 Ellington & Coltrane
6 My Favourite Things
7 Ole
8 Crescent
9 Africa Brass
10 Lush Life.

This is exactly why I don't miss him

What a c*nt.

As much as I revere Jeff, he's never inspired me to listen to jazz in the way Tino's inspired me to be stung by a Great Texan Man-Eating Wasp.

And the hattrick post is an unmichaelsing fist. What a crazy day.

Sicond. Isn't a fist by definition unmichaelsing?

Not necessarily. A late flurry of posts, followed by a next day non-fist (for example by a wasp victim from Houston posting when it's still the previous day where he/she is) would mean that the fist is not an unmichaelsing.

Controversial.
Perhaps we could try to get super_insecure and beninho to adjudicate.

L*l out loud. That should take us into the new year.

Unmichaelsing non-fist.

Non-unmichaelsing non-fist.

Unmichaelising fist

Sicond.

Took my kid to see the London Marathon yesterday but, when we got to the high road, there was no-one about except for the marshalls.  Turns out the lazy b*stards hadn't even started yet.  Had to go back later which didn't impress me much as I could've been trying to sleep in the interim.

Didn't wear my new cargo shorts so as not to distract all the female, gay and bisexual runners.

I went to the low road and got there before you.

I suspected that taking the road less travelled would make all the difference.

My wife didn't want to take that road so we rowed (not rowed).

I used to live in Charlton. We were fully cut off on Marathon days as the nutters would use both the top and bottom roads