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JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:We had a spider in our flat on Monday.

I saw two little ones on the ceiling last night... in different rooms.
Common house spiders. We've had a lot of rain lately so they're obviously looking for a warm dry refuge.

Have to feel a bit sorry for our spider living in the UK if warmth and dryness is what they like.

Make a little cotton wool nest for it and take it up to Tino's. Pretty sure he'll have some space in the shed for it.

In amongst the thimble collection.

Maybe I could smuggle my kid into his house, doubt he'd notice with the multitudes he has rampaging about.

I'm not Bamber Gascoigne. I wonder who is? No conferring!

Rick liked a quiz - it could be him.

So good in Euro '96. Colin Hendry is still turning round looking for him now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:So good in Euro '96. Colin Hendry is still turning round looking for him now.

Hendry was a useless idiot. All he had to do was let Gascoigne hit a bouncing ball on his wrong foot from a fairly tight angle or steer him further out wide. Instead he threw himself into the challenge like super_realist throwing himself into an argument on almost any subject where a know-nothing internet contrarian is exactly what's not required.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:So good in Euro '96. Colin Hendry is still turning round looking for him now.

Hendry was a useless idiot.  All he had to do was let Gascoigne hit a bouncing ball on his wrong foot from a fairly tight angle or steer him further out wide.  Instead he threw himself into the challenge like super_realist throwing himself into an argument on almost any subject where a know-nothing internet contrarian is exactly what's not required.    

Good snooker player though.

I made a pun on Twitter about Hoyle and his book on the rules of parliamentary games but I don't think anybody picked up on it.

lostinwales wrote:I made a pun on Twitter about Hoyle and his book on the rules of parliamentary games but I don't think anybody picked up on it.

I'm sure it was excellent despite nobody knowing what you're on about.

There are a series of books called Hoyle's rules of games (or similar) The original dates back to 1765. The modern version contains, for example, rules for pretty much any card game you care to mention.

lostinwales wrote:There are a series of books called Hoyle's rules of games (or similar) The original dates back to 1765. The modern version contains, for example, rules for pretty much any card game you care to mention.

Strip Poker?

lostinwales wrote:There are a series of books called Hoyle's rules of games (or similar) The original dates back to 1765. The modern version contains, for example, rules for pretty much any card game you care to mention.

Flipsies?

Does it have rules on the Tea Society thread split?

rIck_dAgless wrote:Does it have rules on the Tea Society thread split?

I think that will be in a future version

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:There are a series of books called Hoyle's rules of games (or similar) The original dates back to 1765. The modern version contains, for example, rules for pretty much any card game you care to mention.

Flipsies?

52 card pickup

Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

It's the only redemption I seek.

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

It's the only redemption I seek.

That's a far cry from the usual puns we get.

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

It's the only redemption I seek.

That's a far cry from the usual puns we get.

Probably the best pun we've had for...two weeks.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

It's the only redemption I seek.

That's a far cry from the usual puns we get.

Probably the best pun we've had for...two weeks.

That's the gall of duty for you.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

It's the only redemption I seek.

That's a far cry from the usual puns we get.

Probably the best pun we've had for...two weeks.

That's the gall of duty for you.

Any more like that and you and I are going to fallout.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

It's the only redemption I seek.

That's a far cry from the usual puns we get.

Probably the best pun we've had for...two weeks.

That's the gall of duty for you.

Any more like that and you and I are going to fallout.

Witcher one was it that upset you?

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

It's the only redemption I seek.

That's a far cry from the usual puns we get.

Probably the best pun we've had for...two weeks.

That's the gall of duty for you.

Any more like that and you and I are going to fallout.

Witcher one was it that upset you?

They all give me Just Cause.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Some of my favourite cards are the 3 of diamonds, jack of clubs, 8 of diamonds etc

Some of my favourite cards are black.

Mine aren't.

Better red than dead?

It's the only redemption I seek.

That's a far cry from the usual puns we get.

Probably the best pun we've had for...two weeks.

That's the gall of duty for you.

Any more like that and you and I are going to fallout.

Witcher one was it that upset you?

They all give me Just Cause.

Very good. Off to bed now, will say halo around 8 tomorrow.

Woke fist.

Anyone else awoke?

Pal Joey wrote:Woke fist.

Anyone else awoke?

Obviously not.

Sicond

Computer game puns. Good god this place has lost its heart and soul. I preferred it when sean was lying about his sexual conquests and Superfly was telling us his Ian Botham anecdote (again).

Although might bring riCK out of hiding he is a spotty teenage nerd gamer.

I have a good Tugga Waugh anecdote but I've mentioned it before and it's probably not worth repeating again. Let's just say he used some rude language.

Must say I'm a bit bored. Not much happening on the rugby, cricket, tennis and golf threads.

Someone should rekindle the music video one... that was quite good. Post a song, then the next poster marks it out of 10 (with a comment if they want) and then posts their music video for the next poster to judge.

Someone should rekindle the Culture Cup.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Someone should rekindle the Culture Cup.

I assumed you'd been working on it for the last few years and round one was nearly ready.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Someone should rekindle the Culture Cup.

That's Dolphin's domain, isn't it? Wonder what topic he'll choose this time?

He's probably tied up in the classroom receiving 6 of the best from the head boy.
Then he has to hobble back home to mark all their homework.
Poor bloke has his hands full, doesn't he?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Someone should rekindle the Culture Cup.

I assumed you'd been working on it for the last few years and round one was nearly ready.

Too busy, Jules. You've no idea how time consuming being assistant to the dressmaker is.

Had to pay 50 f*cking p for a p*ss in Westminster station. Not only that but the turnstile didn't work so I had to jump it anyway. Then some little ferret-faced weirdo thought that that made me his mate.

Just tried to have a chat with someone at Westminster station. Was having a joke about jumping over turnstiles. But the little ferret-faced weirdo was in a right mood and just stormed off in comfortable but rugged footwear.

Sorry, Tino. Didn't recognise you without your spinach-green jumper. Will be hanging round the toilets at Charing Cross later if you want to meet up.

Galted wrote:Sorry, Tino. Didn't recognise you without your spinach-green jumper. Will be hanging round the toilets at Charing Cross later if you want to meet up.

No need for the Next jumpers anymore, Galted. Currently wearing black trainers, black socks, black trackie bottoms, black t-shirt and a black hoodie.

I am, however, wearing a white thong and I'm a non-smoker with a GSOH. I like long walks, reading, music, good food and violent pegging.

Galted wrote:Had to pay 50 f*cking p for a p*ss in Westminster station. Not only that but the turnstile didn't work so I had to jump it anyway. Then some little ferret-faced weirdo thought that that made me his mate.

Jeez... had a similar sort of experience at Warsaw train station back in 2005. Was absolutely bursting for a p*ss but had to pay a big middle-aged Polish woman a few zlotzy (or whatever it is) when I got through the outer opening off the concourse. She just sat there on a chair next to a bucket, gave me a mean look and stuck her hand out for the coin. Should have ripped the big fella out and said... "you mean this?" but that thought didn't actually occur to me at the time.

The bucket must have had something to do with mopping foreign p*ss off the floor tiles. Can only imagine what history those dunnies have witnessed over time. It is the only time I've had to fork out for a slash.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Had to pay 50 f*cking p for a p*ss in Westminster station. Not only that but the turnstile didn't work so I had to jump it anyway. Then some little ferret-faced weirdo thought that that made me his mate.

Jeez... had a similar sort of experience at Warsaw train station back in 2005. Was absolutely bursting for a p*ss but had to pay a big middle-aged Polish woman a few zlotzy (or whatever it is) when I got through the outer opening off the concourse. She just sat there on a chair next to a bucket, gave me a mean look and stuck her hand out for the coin. Should have ripped the big fella out and said... "you mean this?" but that thought didn't actually occur to me at the time.

The bucket must have had something to do with mopping foreign p*ss off the floor tiles. Can only imagine what history those dunnies have witnessed over time. It is the only time I've had to fork out for a slash.

Except when you bought Appetite for Destruction.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Had to pay 50 f*cking p for a p*ss in Westminster station. Not only that but the turnstile didn't work so I had to jump it anyway. Then some little ferret-faced weirdo thought that that made me his mate.

Jeez... had a similar sort of experience at Warsaw train station back in 2005. Was absolutely bursting for a p*ss but had to pay a big middle-aged Polish woman a few zlotzy (or whatever it is) when I got through the outer opening off the concourse. She just sat there on a chair next to a bucket, gave me a mean look and stuck her hand out for the coin. Should have ripped the big fella out and said... "you mean this?" but that thought didn't actually occur to me at the time.

The bucket must have had something to do with mopping foreign p*ss off the floor tiles. Can only imagine what history those dunnies have witnessed over time. It is the only time I've had to fork out for a slash.

Except when you bought Appetite for Destruction.

Oh yeah, forgot that one. I need to go up to the attic, try and find it and dust it off for another viewing.

Just looking at Labour's front bench in Parliament. Those 2 women MPs either side behind Starmer have such lovely facemasks. So pretty.
Unlike Boris' bench. A couple of unmasked ordinary white men who look completely lost and clueless.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Sorry, Tino. Didn't recognise you without your spinach-green jumper. Will be hanging round the toilets at Charing Cross later if you want to meet up.

No need for the Next jumpers anymore, Galted. Currently wearing black trainers, black socks, black trackie bottoms, black t-shirt and a black hoodie.

I am, however, wearing a white thong and I'm a non-smoker with a GSOH. I like long walks, reading, music, good food and violent pegging.

Cool, I'm wearing a mauve tank top, ripped denim shorts and a pair of hi-techs spray painted silver.

Pal Joey wrote:I have a good Tugga Waugh anecdote but I've mentioned it before and it's probably not worth repeating again. Let's just say he used some rude language.

Must say I'm a bit bored. Not much happening on the rugby, cricket, tennis and golf threads.

Someone should rekindle the music video one... that was quite good. Post a song, then the next poster marks it out of 10 (with a comment if they want) and then posts their music video for the next poster to judge.

Joey - have since thrown in a bit of Jamie Smith for you.

guildfordbat wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I have a good Tugga Waugh anecdote but I've mentioned it before and it's probably not worth repeating again. Let's just say he used some rude language.

Must say I'm a bit bored. Not much happening on the rugby, cricket, tennis and golf threads.

Someone should rekindle the music video one... that was quite good. Post a song, then the next poster marks it out of 10 (with a comment if they want) and then posts their music video for the next poster to judge.

Joey - have since thrown in a bit of Jamie Smith for you.

Yes, I noticed, Guildford. Liked the way his name stands out of your two possible candidates. A point well made.

Thor Fist? No idea really

guildfordbat wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I have a good Tugga Waugh anecdote but I've mentioned it before and it's probably not worth repeating again. Let's just say he used some rude language.

Must say I'm a bit bored. Not much happening on the rugby, cricket, tennis and golf threads.

Someone should rekindle the music video one... that was quite good. Post a song, then the next poster marks it out of 10 (with a comment if they want) and then posts their music video for the next poster to judge.

Joey - have since thrown in a bit of Jamie Smith for you.

I've been scouring the tennis section and can't find any reference to Jamie Smith at all

JuliusHMarx wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I have a good Tugga Waugh anecdote but I've mentioned it before and it's probably not worth repeating again. Let's just say he used some rude language.

Must say I'm a bit bored. Not much happening on the rugby, cricket, tennis and golf threads.

Someone should rekindle the music video one... that was quite good. Post a song, then the next poster marks it out of 10 (with a comment if they want) and then posts their music video for the next poster to judge.

Joey - have since thrown in a bit of Jamie Smith for you.

I've been scouring the tennis section and can't find any reference to Jamie Smith at all

Just look for the Surrey Lawn Tennis Association thread. You'll find him there.

If not, then try this one... towards the bottom.

https://www.606v2.com/t70544p100-ashes-2021-22-and-other-cricket-through-the-winter-of-2021-thread

guildfordbat wrote:

Hi Alfie and all - Two I would have considered are Tom Westley and Jamie Smith. Had been meaning to give them a shout on Olly's ''possible solutions'' thread.

..... (the main meat of the comment is here)

The two names I've mentioned would not be guaranteed winners in the West Indies but would probably be unlikely to make things any worse.

Currently in the toilets at King's Cross and no sign of Jamie Smith.

Galted wrote:Currently in the toilets at King's Cross and no sign of Jamie Smith.

l*l

Is that one 50p too?

Mind the escalators....

He's not in my kitchen - just checked

JuliusHMarx wrote:He's not in my kitchen - just checked

Just an outside chance Jamie Smith could be on the Football thread. He used to be on the books of AFC Wimbledon.