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It's a bit HOT down here.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

Yeah, like knowing which hanging berries won't kill you and how to carve a 2-seater canoe out of a tree trunk using only a Swiss Army knife.

Totally different to what I was thinking.

OK.
How about shaving the platoon commander's minge using a piece of flint stone when trapped in a dark cave without overexciting the vampire bats but overexciting the glow worms? Am I closer?

Big G isn't sure what he's stumbled upon this morning but one thing's for sure, it doesn't displease him.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

Yeah, like knowing which hanging berries won't kill you and how to carve a 2-seater canoe out of a tree trunk using only a Swiss Army knife.

Totally different to what I was thinking.

OK.
How about shaving the platoon commander's minge using a piece of flint stone when trapped in a dark cave without overexciting the vampire bats but overexciting the glow worms? Am I closer?

Big G isn't sure what he's stumbled upon this morning but one thing's for sure, it doesn't displease him.

Enjoy your time in Texas big fella. Go easy on the sphincter for the next 24 hours or so. Grab a burger when you get there (not too much chilli) to give the third eye a good chance of acclimatising to the new microbes.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

Yeah, like knowing which hanging berries won't kill you and how to carve a 2-seater canoe out of a tree trunk using only a Swiss Army knife.

Totally different to what I was thinking.

OK.
How about shaving the platoon commander's minge using a piece of flint stone when trapped in a dark cave without overexciting the vampire bats but overexciting the glow worms? Am I closer?

Now there's a skill worth learning.

Galted, will you be visiting Paris? Or Southfork?

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

Yeah, like knowing which hanging berries won't kill you and how to carve a 2-seater canoe out of a tree trunk using only a Swiss Army knife.

Totally different to what I was thinking.

OK.
How about shaving the platoon commander's minge using a piece of flint stone when trapped in a dark cave without overexciting the vampire bats but overexciting the glow worms? Am I closer?

Big G isn't sure what he's stumbled upon this morning but one thing's for sure, it doesn't displease him.

Enjoy your time in Texas big fella. Go easy on the sphincter for the next 24 hours or so. Grab a burger when you get there (not too much chilli) to give the third eye a good chance of acclimatising to the new microbes.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

Yeah, like knowing which hanging berries won't kill you and how to carve a 2-seater canoe out of a tree trunk using only a Swiss Army knife.

Totally different to what I was thinking.

OK.
How about shaving the platoon commander's minge using a piece of flint stone when trapped in a dark cave without overexciting the vampire bats but overexciting the glow worms? Am I closer?

Now there's a skill worth learning.

Galted, will you be visiting Paris? Or Southfork?

Unlikely, we will probably intend to visit San Antonio but not go through with it.

When I used to go out to the USA on work related issues several times a year I often travelled through Miami. Miami in Arizona...

Yeah, I used to hang around the States.

Florida mainly… A fortnight in Florida. Yeah, good days.

Turdsday fist! Full fibre installed yesterday - meaning I can download drivel from 606V2 faster than ever before

Sicond, I am not Parky.

Full fibre installed yesterday. Had a rather comfortable tird.

lostinwales wrote:Turdsday fist! Full fibre installed yesterday - meaning I can download drivel from 606V2 faster than ever before

This site is a great incentive to go back to basics and disconnect everything.

I'm not Parky.

I'm reminded of the outtakes from Afterlife now.

"Billy the c*nt, Michael Parkinbum".

I'm not Parky either.

Big G is not the Texas woman arrested for making threats to a judge in the Trump case. No sir.

lostinwales wrote:When I used to go out to the USA on work related issues several times a year I often travelled through Miami. Miami in Arizona...

I've just been in Missouri City, which isn't in Missouri.

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:When I used to go out to the USA on work related issues several times a year I often travelled through Miami. Miami in Arizona...

I've just been in Missouri City, which isn't in Missouri.

Keep cool Big G. If they ain't carrying a piece then use yer fists, boy.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:When I used to go out to the USA on work related issues several times a year I often travelled through Miami. Miami in Arizona...

I've just been in Missouri City, which isn't in Missouri.

Keep cool Big G. If they ain't carrying a piece then use yer fists, boy.

Excellent work, PJ, using 'fists' correctly in a fist post without ending it with 'fist'. Makes me proud to be a member of this society.*

* assuming the time difference hasn't confused me.

Late monday moroning Fist. Take that Michaels

Sicond. Wham! Barlows

Tird/fist.

Sicond

Big G could have defended the Alamo with a hammer and a bicycle chain if Wingrove was guarding the far end.

Howdy Big G, how ya'll doin'?

We're just fine and dandy, Mega J, thanks for the askin'. Now you go and have yourself a great night.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Tird/fist.

Sh*t on here.

Sup, riCK. Just returned from the Motherland. Was there for a few days. Mates wedding. Still a sh*thole but had a great time. Can confirm that neither Supes mate Mugger Matt or Captain Poofinger were at the wedding.

Mrs Windows hates Runcorn so much she outright refused to come. Her loss.

You been back recently? How is the cut and thrust of corporate law?

wagwarn, Tino? Not been back for a while, usually, much like you, for weddings and funerals, though the funerals are ramping up, and the weddings down, honestly, Northwich has changed so much and not changed at all it is weird.

Corporate law, as always, is more cut than thrust, I seem to have quite a few American clients at the minute, and that experience is... Different.

Shame about the wedding absences but that just makes the heart grow fonder or something.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Tird/fist.

Sh*t on here.

Big G is mighty offended, he might be a-fixin' to invade yo ass.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Tird/fist.

Sh*t on here.

Big G is mighty offended, he might be a-fixin' to invade yo ass.

Moron.

Sh*t on here today.

It's 10am and a I am already sick of seeing Trump's face.

Felonious Fist.

rIck_dAgless wrote:It's 10am and a I am already sick of seeing Trump's face.

Felonious Fist.

215 pounds. L*l out loud.

Who is he trying to kid.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:It's 10am and a I am already sick of seeing Trump's face.

Felonious Fist.

215 pounds. L*l out loud.

Who is he trying to kid.

Tird.  215 pounds of impacted sh1t in that man's colon alone.

It's all gas. I guess he has a fear of needles and sharp objects

He always stands like he is about to float off to a pie.

rIck_dAgless wrote:It's 10am and a I am already sick of seeing Trump's face.

I can't get enough of it, staying with the Trump-supporting in-laws so have had to endure Fox News for the last two weeks.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:It's 10am and a I am already sick of seeing Trump's face.

I can't get enough of it, staying with the Trump-supporting in-laws so have had to endure Fox News for the last two weeks.

Your in-laws are idiots. Please tell them I said so.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:It's 10am and a I am already sick of seeing Trump's face.

I can't get enough of it, staying with the Trump-supporting in-laws so have had to endure Fox News for the last two weeks.

Your in-laws are idiots. Please tell them I said so.

They said to thank you for your harsh but fair observations and for inspiring them to reconsider their political leanings and helping them to become better people. You've very much changed their opinion of Marxes.

On Fist.

Unconventional second.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:It's 10am and a I am already sick of seeing Trump's face.

I can't get enough of it, staying with the Trump-supporting in-laws so have had to endure Fox News for the last two weeks.

Maybe this is the issue....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66643241

And Oz wildlife needs to get a grip.

Fist

This is how it all starts, riCK. This is The Last of Us happening right in front of us.

I'm fairly certain I'll do well in the apocalypse. Married to a Canadian so hunting and fishing is covered and grew up in Runcorn so plenty of experience in fighting off aggressive people with infections.

How was the w/e RIcK?

Tird.  

If that story has taught me anything, it is that I'd rather take the risk of suffering from serious heart disease due to consuming ultra processed food than take the risk of ingesting some b@stard parasite by eating grass foraged by some hippy.

You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:This is how it all starts, riCK. This is The Last of Us happening right in front of us.

I'm fairly certain I'll do well in the apocalypse. Married to a Canadian so hunting and fishing is covered and grew up in Runcorn so plenty of experience in fighting off aggressive people with infections.

How was the w/e RIcK?

Pretty good mate, was at York races with some friends and then played Poopie in a pool match on Sunday.

Yours?

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Pretty good mate, was at York races with some friends and then played Poopie in a pool match on Sunday.

Yours?

Quiet mate, which was nice.

Although Sunday was civil war in the house which made me chuckle. I've got one kid who supports Newcastle and another who follows Liverpool so they were basically trying to kill each other which was pretty funny. I was winding then up to a frenzy then ducked out and took the dogs for a walk. Left Mrs Windows to mediate.

One of the others supports Chelsea (don't ask) but he is the one I don't really like anyway so can overlook it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

I still think there were zero instances of Covid in Scotland. It was just people dying at the usual rate due to questionable life choices and heroic levels of cholesterol intake. Covid took one look at Scotland and thought - "nah, not worth the bother".

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

I still think there were zero instances of Covid in Scotland.  It was just people dying at the usual rate due to questionable life choices and heroic levels of cholesterol intake.  Covid took one look at Scotland and thought - "nah, not worth the bother".    

Sounds like the equivalent of the reason we don't have nasty poisonous spiders in our houses - in that we have f*ck off huge house spiders that eat them.

lostinwales wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

I still think there were zero instances of Covid in Scotland.  It was just people dying at the usual rate due to questionable life choices and heroic levels of cholesterol intake.  Covid took one look at Scotland and thought - "nah, not worth the bother".    

Sounds like the equivalent of the reason we don't have nasty poisonous spiders in our houses - in that we have f*ck off huge house spiders that eat them.

*venomous

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

I still think there were zero instances of Covid in Scotland.  It was just people dying at the usual rate due to questionable life choices and heroic levels of cholesterol intake.  Covid took one look at Scotland and thought - "nah, not worth the bother".    

Sounds like the equivalent of the reason we don't have nasty poisonous spiders in our houses - in that we have f*ck off huge house spiders that eat them.

*venomous

Definitely no poisonous spiders then

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

I still think there were zero instances of Covid in Scotland.  It was just people dying at the usual rate due to questionable life choices and heroic levels of cholesterol intake.  Covid took one look at Scotland and thought - "nah, not worth the bother".    

Sounds like the equivalent of the reason we don't have nasty poisonous spiders in our houses - in that we have f*ck off huge house spiders that eat them.

*venomous

Tick.

As I read that, Tino, a tiny spider (I thought it was a fleck of dust) moved quickly across my computer screen. Its little legs were moving at a rate of knots. Still took about 20 seconds the disappear from view. It'll probably grow up to become a monster arachnid... if I don't accidentally swallow it.

I've never heard of Warrigal greens, btw. That worm must have been having a great time swimming around in her brain. Much warmer than AI.

I also read that story this morning here but the bbc link has some other gruesome related topics like the "Florida resident dies from brain eating amoeba" story. Who the hell rinses their sinuses with tap water anyway? I just use turps or petrol usually. Does the job.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

I still think there were zero instances of Covid in Scotland.  It was just people dying at the usual rate due to questionable life choices and heroic levels of cholesterol intake.  Covid took one look at Scotland and thought - "nah, not worth the bother".    

Sounds like the equivalent of the reason we don't have nasty poisonous spiders in our houses - in that we have f*ck off huge house spiders that eat them.

*venomous

Tick.

As I read that, Tino, a tiny spider (I thought it was a fleck of dust) moved quickly across my computer screen. Its little legs were moving at a rate of knots. Still took about 20 seconds the disappear from view. It'll probably grow up to become a monster arachnid... if I don't accidentally swallow it.

I've never heard of Warrigal greens, btw. That worm must have been having a great time swimming around in her brain. Much warmer than AI.

I also read that story this morning here but the bbc link has some other gruesome related topics like the "Florida resident dies from brain eating amoeba" story. Who the hell rinses their sinuses with tap water anyway? I just use turps or petrol usually. Does the job.

Poor little thing must go pretty hungry in Florida.