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by **Pal Joey** Sat Jun 24, 2023 12:40 am

First topic message reminder :

It's a bit HOT down here.

by lostinwales Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:57 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

I still think there were zero instances of Covid in Scotland. It was just people dying at the usual rate due to questionable life choices and heroic levels of cholesterol intake. Covid took one look at Scotland and thought - "nah, not worth the bother".

Sounds like the equivalent of the reason we don't have nasty poisonous spiders in our houses - in that we have f*ck off huge house spiders that eat them.

*venomous

Tick.

As I read that, Tino, a tiny spider (I thought it was a fleck of dust) moved quickly across my computer screen. Its little legs were moving at a rate of knots. Still took about 20 seconds the disappear from view. It'll probably grow up to become a monster arachnid... if I don't accidentally swallow it.

I've never heard of Warrigal greens, btw. That worm must have been having a great time swimming around in her brain. Much warmer than AI.

I also read that story this morning here but the bbc link has some other gruesome related topics like the "Florida resident dies from brain eating amoeba" story. Who the hell rinses their sinuses with tap water anyway? I just use turps or petrol usually. Does the job.

I was struck by the one about the man killed by his pet kangaroo

by **Pal Joey** Tue Aug 29, 2023 2:08 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'd also be alright in the apocalypse, Supes.

Basically just Scotland anyway.

I still think there were zero instances of Covid in Scotland. It was just people dying at the usual rate due to questionable life choices and heroic levels of cholesterol intake. Covid took one look at Scotland and thought - "nah, not worth the bother".

Sounds like the equivalent of the reason we don't have nasty poisonous spiders in our houses - in that we have f*ck off huge house spiders that eat them.

*venomous

Tick.

As I read that, Tino, a tiny spider (I thought it was a fleck of dust) moved quickly across my computer screen. Its little legs were moving at a rate of knots. Still took about 20 seconds the disappear from view. It'll probably grow up to become a monster arachnid... if I don't accidentally swallow it.

I've never heard of Warrigal greens, btw. That worm must have been having a great time swimming around in her brain. Much warmer than AI.

I also read that story this morning here but the bbc link has some other gruesome related topics like the "Florida resident dies from brain eating amoeba" story. Who the hell rinses their sinuses with tap water anyway? I just use turps or petrol usually. Does the job.

I was struck by the one about the man killed by his pet kangaroo

Yes, we can be quite nasty. That one was a western red, no relation to me obviously.

Us eastern greys are generally more placid and civilised but we can have a nasty temper if backed into a corner. The best thing to do is treat us with a modicum of respect and you should be OK... after you hand over the bag of carrots.

p.s. My avatar was a photo taken just before I went to a fancy dress party - as a western red.

by **Galted** Tue Aug 29, 2023 2:11 pm

I've started to like country music.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 29, 2023 2:53 pm

Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

by **Galted** Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:29 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

I beg your Pardi?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 29, 2023 4:42 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

I beg your Pardi?

Listen more carefully, you Twitty.

by **Galted** Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:00 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

I beg your Pardi?

Listen more carefully, you Twitty.

You can f*ck dwight off.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:02 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

I beg your Pardi?

Listen more carefully, you Twitty.

You can f*ck dwight off.

I beg your Parton?

by **Galted** Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:11 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

I beg your Pardi?

Listen more carefully, you Twitty.

You can f*ck dwight off.

I beg your Parton?

I'm dolly annoyed I didn't come up with that one.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:18 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

I beg your Pardi?

Listen more carefully, you Twitty.

You can f*ck dwight off.

I beg your Parton?

I'm dolly annoyed I didn't come up with that one.

I wondered about using it, then I thought, well, Wynette?

by **Galted** Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:21 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

I beg your Pardi?

Listen more carefully, you Twitty.

You can f*ck dwight off.

I beg your Parton?

I'm dolly annoyed I didn't come up with that one.

I wondered about using it, then I thought, well, Wynette?

I'm McEntirely out of my depth.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:32 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I've started to like country music.

Haggard?

I beg your Pardi?

Listen more carefully, you Twitty.

You can f*ck dwight off.

I beg your Parton?

I'm dolly annoyed I didn't come up with that one.

I wondered about using it, then I thought, well, Wynette?

I'm McEntirely out of my depth.

Time to Cash in.

by lostinwales Wed Aug 30, 2023 12:06 pm

Hump fist!

by **superflyweight** Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:29 pm

Oh god, why won't it flush! First day back in the office for a week and the plumbing seems to have gone to hell.

Sicond.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:21 pm

Plunge tird?

by lostinwales Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:11 am

'Teams Hell' Thursday fist.

by **Galted** Thu Aug 31, 2023 4:40 pm

Distant sicond

by **Galted** Fri Sep 01, 2023 4:08 pm

Fine then, if no-one else can be arsed.

Fist.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04, 2023 9:31 am

The life of the tea society poster has become a lonely one.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:21 am

Even my horse turns his back on me. It's tempting... but we both know that's not the answer to our problems.

What's new Big G?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:21 am

I think that is just your life in general, Galted.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:33 am

My life is dominated by the morning tea society so that is generally the case.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:35 am

Pal Joey wrote:Even my horse turns his back on me. It's tempting... but we both know that's not the answer to our problems.

What's new Big G?

Not much, PJ. Two more days until school starts and my headache disappears. The rugby world cup is what's keeping me going as I promised myself I could have a few bottles on each match day.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:50 am

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Even my horse turns his back on me. It's tempting... but we both know that's not the answer to our problems.

What's new Big G?

Not much, PJ. Two more days until school starts and my headache disappears. The rugby world cup is what's keeping me going as I promised myself I could have a few bottles on each match day.

So you're back home.

Just watched the Kiwi video posted towards the end of the "England winning at a canter thread"... and their predictions. At 45:00 near the end.
Don't think we'll be anywhere near the semis... out in the quarters if they get that far. Mils Muliaina is going for an Ireland-NZ final. That'd be good.
Personally I think it'll be between SA, France and NZ, or more accurately, any 2 of those 3. Ireland maybe in with a shot if they get a good run there.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04, 2023 11:34 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Even my horse turns his back on me. It's tempting... but we both know that's not the answer to our problems.

What's new Big G?

Not much, PJ. Two more days until school starts and my headache disappears. The rugby world cup is what's keeping me going as I promised myself I could have a few bottles on each match day.

So you're back home.

Just watched the Kiwi video posted towards the end of the "England winning at a canter thread"... and their predictions. At 45:00 near the end.
Don't think we'll be anywhere near the semis... out in the quarters if they get that far. Mils Muliaina is going for an Ireland-NZ final. That'd be good.
Personally I think it'll be between SA, France and NZ, or more accurately, any 2 of those 3. Ireland maybe in with a shot if they get a good run there.

Australia are due to knock SA out though I wouldn't bet my life on it.

by **superflyweight** Mon Sep 04, 2023 11:40 am

I'm 4 days into a self-imposed 'dry September' and everyone can f*ck off!

by lostinwales Mon Sep 04, 2023 11:42 am

We'll see. England don't have any chances unless something really dramatic happens. Neither does Australia.

I don't think NZ are good enough this year. Always competitive of course, but not quite there. That leaves Ireland, France and SA. Ireland don't have a strong RWC history and are still dependent on Sexton who is still as punchable as ever but whose chin is not what it was. France seem to be going through a mini injury crisis and have a huge weight on their shoulders as hosts.

In other words it could be a very open championship, and it would be good to see a new name on the trophy.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04, 2023 1:28 pm

lostinwales wrote:We'll see. England don't have any chances unless something really dramatic happens. Neither does Australia.

I don't think NZ are good enough this year. Always competitive of course, but not quite there. That leaves Ireland, France and SA. Ireland don't have a strong RWC history and are still dependent on Sexton who is still as punchable as ever but whose chin is not what it was. France seem to be going through a mini injury crisis and have a huge weight on their shoulders as hosts.

In other words it could be a very open championship, and it would be good to see a new name on the trophy.

Hope France finally do it, though they seem to be starting off their usual self-imploding.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04, 2023 1:33 pm

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:We'll see. England don't have any chances unless something really dramatic happens. Neither does Australia.

I don't think NZ are good enough this year. Always competitive of course, but not quite there. That leaves Ireland, France and SA. Ireland don't have a strong RWC history and are still dependent on Sexton who is still as punchable as ever but whose chin is not what it was. France seem to be going through a mini injury crisis and have a huge weight on their shoulders as hosts.

In other words it could be a very open championship, and it would be good to see a new name on the trophy.

Hope France finally do it, though they seem to be starting off their usual self-imploding.

Yeah. Liberty, equality... but a fair few injuries amongst the brotherhood it seems.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Sep 04, 2023 1:45 pm

superflyweight wrote:I'm 4 days into a self-imposed 'dry September' and everyone can f*ck off!

I've recently seen a place selling Buckfast Scotch Pies, maybe a compromise?

by **superflyweight** Mon Sep 04, 2023 2:24 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm 4 days into a self-imposed 'dry September' and everyone can f*ck off!

I've recently seen a place selling Buckfast Scotch Pies, maybe a compromise?

That's horrific. I can't be doing with Buckfast - it feels like a panic attack in a bottle. My brother-in-law drinks it and you can spot the danger signs when he's taken one sip too many and it's time to leave before he punches a hole in the wall and starts either banging on about independence or romanticising the IRA.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 04, 2023 2:46 pm

superflyweight wrote:

That's horrific. I can't be doing with Buckfast - it feels like a panic attack in a bottle. My brother-in-law drinks it and you can spot the danger signs when he's taken one sip too many and it's time to leave before he punches a hole in the wall and starts either banging on about independence or romanticising the IRA.

I'm with your brother-in-law here. I think the inflation reduction act has been a real positive.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04, 2023 3:39 pm

Some exciting news, and welcome good news in these terrible times... wore my new sandals to the O2 today and there was minimal chafing and no squeaking. The straps are also thinner than my old pair so that my foot tan can be expanded to about 85%.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 04, 2023 4:39 pm

Galted wrote:Some exciting news, and welcome good news in these terrible times... wore my new sandals to the O2 today and there was minimal chafing and no squeaking. The straps are also thinner than my old pair so that my foot tan can be expanded to about 85%.

That's great news, Galted. But what do you think of the inflation reduction act?

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04, 2023 5:24 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Some exciting news, and welcome good news in these terrible times... wore my new sandals to the O2 today and there was minimal chafing and no squeaking. The straps are also thinner than my old pair so that my foot tan can be expanded to about 85%.

That's great news, Galted. But what do you think of the inflation reduction act?

Wokeness gone mad. What America needs is more automatic weapons in the hands of people with mullets, not the reduction of the budget deficit.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:51 am

superflyweight wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm 4 days into a self-imposed 'dry September' and everyone can f*ck off!

I've recently seen a place selling Buckfast Scotch Pies, maybe a compromise?

That's horrific. I can't be doing with Buckfast - it feels like a panic attack in a bottle. My brother-in-law drinks it and you can spot the danger signs when he's taken one sip too many and it's time to leave before he punches a hole in the wall and starts either banging on about independence or romanticising the IRA.

It is some beverage to be fair, I used to smash it before going out at Uni.

I once saw a pub in Glasgow that had it on tap, and people ordered pints.

Fist through the wall

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:18 pm

Head follows sicond

I can feel a palindrome comin' on...

by **Galted** Tue Sep 05, 2023 1:24 pm

Pal Joey wrote:Head follows sicond

I can feel a palindrome comin' on...

Looking forward to it, PJ. Before this post I was just 42 away from my next one, which is coincidentally the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

by **superflyweight** Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:07 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm 4 days into a self-imposed 'dry September' and everyone can f*ck off!

I've recently seen a place selling Buckfast Scotch Pies, maybe a compromise?

That's horrific. I can't be doing with Buckfast - it feels like a panic attack in a bottle. My brother-in-law drinks it and you can spot the danger signs when he's taken one sip too many and it's time to leave before he punches a hole in the wall and starts either banging on about independence or romanticising the IRA.

It is some beverage to be fair, I used to smash it before going out at Uni.

I once saw a pub in Glasgow that had it on tap, and people ordered pints.

Fist through the wall

The aforementioned brother-in-law used to work in a pub in Uddingston that had it on optics and a side window where people could buy it without coming into the pub. I'm fairly certain that pub will have had a flat roof.

Fist.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:29 am

McLaren wrote:
super_realist wrote:
McLaren wrote:
super_realist wrote:

Presume you think a woman can have a c0ck Mac?

Building on Superflyweights comment, from what I have seen. Yes.

You'd have sex with such a person would you?

Yes.

Building on Superflyweight's comment; I can't unread that.

Note the apostrophe added.

Nice work Super! Smile

Sicond

by **Galted** Wed Sep 06, 2023 12:08 pm

It was a good comment, wasted on the golfers though.

by **superflyweight** Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:23 pm

They've all seen that type of porn!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Sep 06, 2023 2:39 pm

have I missed Peej's Palindromic Post

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 06, 2023 2:48 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:have I missed Peej's Palindromic Post

It was the one up there with the golf thread quote.

If anyone wants to drive themselves even madder... I've set up a Rugby World Cup tipping comp.

https://www.606v2.com/t71211-2023-rugby-world-cup-tipping-competition

Just clear your mind and whack an N, C, E, T... or a D in there. Don't think too hard. It's quite painless actually.

by lostinwales Thu Sep 07, 2023 1:20 pm

Who needs delight when you can have an afternoon fist

by **superflyweight** Thu Sep 07, 2023 1:45 pm

Was listening to the Rest is History podcast on the Marquis De Sade this morning. He would have loved a fist in the afternoon and he'd have come back for siconds.

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:30 am

superflyweight wrote:Was listening to the Rest is History podcast on the Marquis De Sade this morning. He would have loved a fist in the afternoon and he'd have come back for siconds.

Having to unmichaels myself for a fist. At least the Marquis De Sade took pleasure from his pain.

by **Galted** Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:42 am

Sicond.

Thought the Marquis only wrote about it and wasn't too involved in the dirty stuff himself, kind of an EL James of his time.

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:47 am

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Thought the Marquis only wrote about it and wasn't too involved in the dirty stuff himself, kind of an EL James of his time.

No, he was a committed pervert. Got his butt plugs made to measure, which I think it a lovely touch. I like to think he got them monogrammed as well.

by **Galted** Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:53 am

Fair play to him, have to admire that sort of attention to detail.

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