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It's a bit HOT down here.

Just had chicken and leek soup, with a bottle of Lucozade. 5/10

Nothing like celebrating a Friday with a fist.

Fried egg the 13th no less

lostinwales wrote:Fried egg the 13th no less

It has been an unlucky one, The Sainsbury's don't have a four-pack of fizzy water for less than two bottles of the same fizzy water at The Local Sainsbury's For Local People.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Just had chicken and leek soup, with a bottle of Lucozade.  5/10

RICk my northern chum. Went to the Motherland for a party this weekend. Did also pop into Northwich to pick a mate up. It is sh*tter than I remember. It isn't quite Runcorn sh*t but it isn't far off now.

Party was great. Proper North West gig. Night ended with a 74 old mate of my dad's having a punchup with the 20 year old son of one of the other guests.

First time I've managed to persuade Mrs Windows to come to Runcorn with me in a good 6 years. Then she walks outside and sees me watching 2 men rolling on the floor covered in blood. Literally didn't talk to me the entire drive back Sarf the following day. She's never going back up there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Just had chicken and leek soup, with a bottle of Lucozade.  5/10

RICk my northern chum. Went to the Motherland for a party this weekend. Did also pop into Northwich to pick a mate up. It is sh*tter than I remember. It isn't quite Runcorn sh*t but it isn't far off now.

Party was great. Proper North West gig. Night ended with a 74 old mate of my dad's having a punchup with the 20 year old son of one of the other guests.

First time I've managed to persuade Mrs Windows to come to Runcorn with me in a good 6 years. Then she walks outside and sees me watching 2 men rolling on the floor covered in blood. Literally didn't talk to me the entire drive back Sarf the following day. She's never going back up there.

Nice, I think Northwich has a nice bit now but I am not cool enough to go down there. Baron's Quay I think it is called.

Classic Northern wedding behavior, is your mate from Northwich? Or just got drunk and ended up there, like those stories of people ending up on a Polish Merchant Navy vessel.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Just had chicken and leek soup, with a bottle of Lucozade.  5/10

RICk my northern chum. Went to the Motherland for a party this weekend. Did also pop into Northwich to pick a mate up. It is sh*tter than I remember. It isn't quite Runcorn sh*t but it isn't far off now.

Party was great. Proper North West gig. Night ended with a 74 old mate of my dad's having a punchup with the 20 year old son of one of the other guests.

First time I've managed to persuade Mrs Windows to come to Runcorn with me in a good 6 years. Then she walks outside and sees me watching 2 men rolling on the floor covered in blood. Literally didn't talk to me the entire drive back Sarf the following day. She's never going back up there.

Nice, I think Northwich has a nice bit now but I am not cool enough to go down there.  Baron's Quay I think it is called.

Classic Northern wedding behavior, is your mate from Northwich?  Or just got drunk and ended up there, like those stories of people ending up on a Polish Merchant Navy vessel.

The 74 year old is originally from Croxteth which explains why he has no qualms with engaging in a straightener with someone 54 years younger.

He lives in Widnes now. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

My mate is from Runcorn but was staying with his new missus who lives in Northwich. I didn't see her but he assures me that she has all her own teeth.

Croxteth is some place.

I would say that I knew your mates missus, as it would be likely due to age etc. but if she has all her own teeth then she may not be from there.

Only just read Tino's excellent weekend review. Bloody good stuff. Haven't seen a punch-up with such an age difference since I lived in Cricklewood.

Looks like I forgot to put a fist into the michaels.

Thursday Fist!

Thank f LiW is still alive, this was beginning to feel a bit like 28 Days Later.

It's a shame what happened to Julius and Tino, they will be missed.

I'm here too. Friday almost on my mind.

Now it's starting to feel like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan.

Galted wrote:Now it's starting to feel like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan.

Or those scenes in The Dirty Dozen (or Filthy Half Dozen in our case) when the Major goes from cell to cell recruiting the personnel for the secret mission. I like the way they all have different personalities, different life stories and have all committed different crimes at some stage in the past.

A bit like us.

Just had a massively cringeworthy work moment.  Was on a call about some reporting I'm taking over from another team, mentioned how substandard the existing reporting is only to be told that the lady hosting the call is responsible for it.  To make matters worse, my laptop then decided that a forced update was necessary so that it looked like I did a runner.

Galted wrote:Just had a massively cringeworthy work moment.  Was on a call about some reporting I'm taking over from another team, mentioned how substandard the existing reporting is only to be told that the lady hosting the call is responsible for it.  To make matters worse, my laptop then decided that a forced update was necessary so that it looked like I did a runner.

l*l

You've certainly set a high bar for yourself. Good luck!

I'm not young and I'm not Burt Young.

It seems that Julius is alive/dead depending on the news source and that he is/isn't Burt Young.

Duty281 wrote:It's a shame what happened to Julius and Tino, they will be missed.

How do you know what happened?

Were you watching? Who'd have thought something of that size could fit in that hole.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:It's a shame what happened to Julius and Tino, they will be missed.

How do you know what happened?

Were you watching? Who'd have thought something of that size could fit in that hole.

That's the price you pay for making love in a Gaza hospital.

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:It's a shame what happened to Julius and Tino, they will be missed.

How do you know what happened?

Were you watching? Who'd have thought something of that size could fit in that hole.

That's the price you pay for making love in a Gaza hospital.

You won't win a Pullitzer for filth.

Have to confess that I thought Super's Truss quote on the political thread was genuine.

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:It's a shame what happened to Julius and Tino, they will be missed.

How do you know what happened?

Were you watching? Who'd have thought something of that size could fit in that hole.

That's the price you pay for making love in a Gaza hospital.

You won't win a Pullitzer for filth.

But I can win the hearts and minds on here.

Galted wrote:Have to confess that I thought Super's Truss quote on the political thread was genuine.

He's either going to call me a 'hit and run type' or call me 'Superfluous' again. I'm happy with either.

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Have to confess that I thought Super's Truss quote on the political thread was genuine.

He's either going to call me a 'hit and run type' or call me 'Superfluous' again.  I'm happy with either.  

Thought I'd find you guys in here queuing up for your silly cucumber sandwiches... in your little tea posie club... you sure are a bunch of fruitcakes.

As Cleveland said at the 1883 Democrat Convention.... "I look for things that are left of center, something you've only seen your whole life, but never heard. ..." I guess he was right...

Oh no. He's found our little tea club society.

Pal Joey wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Have to confess that I thought Super's Truss quote on the political thread was genuine.

He's either going to call me a 'hit and run type' or call me 'Superfluous' again.  I'm happy with either.  

Thought I'd find you guys in here queuing up for your silly cucumber sandwiches... in your little tea posie club... you sure are a bunch of fruitcakes.

As Cleveland said at the 1883 Democrat Convention.... "I look for things that are left of center, something you've only seen your whole life, but never heard. ..." I guess he was right...

Oh no. He's found our little tea club society.

L*l out loud

Looks like PJ might finally be getting something to smile about in the current world cups. I've developed an erotically soft spot for the Aussies because of the tipping competition.

Galted wrote:Looks like PJ might finally be getting something to smile about in the current world cups.  I've developed an erotically soft spot for the Aussies because of the tipping competition.

That's nice of you, Galts.

Pity it's had no affect on Olly. I note the vitriol he spews out about Warner... which is fully deserved of course. Was just saying to my brother (who's here from Singapore) that the Indians probably appreciate him more than us. I was kind of hoping that first ball appeal would see him on his way (for good) but he somehow managed to find an edge. Anyway, Marsh has gone now... followed quickly by Maxwell. Warner still there.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Looks like PJ might finally be getting something to smile about in the current world cups.  I've developed an erotically soft spot for the Aussies because of the tipping competition.

That's nice of you, Galts.

Pity it's had no affect on Olly. I note the vitriol he spews out about Warner... which is fully deserved of course. Was just saying to my brother (who's here from Singapore) that the Indians probably appreciate him more than us. I was kind of hoping that first ball appeal would see him on his way (for good) but he somehow managed to find an edge. Anyway, Marsh has gone now... followed quickly by Maxwell. Warner still there.

Apologies, looks like I managed some top level jinxing there.

Been here for years but there are times when the rugby threads get so incredibly boring and repetitive.

Not like this place, eh, notches!

5. Civic

Fist

Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic.

Galted wrote:Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic.

I travel everywhere with a large red fire truck. Sometimes they have to close the roads when I make a turn.

Antipodean wit kant fist.

Pal Joey wrote:Antipodean wit kant fist.

White side sicond.

I see de Kock is starting to advance down the pitch and go long.

De Kock's out, just when I thought he was going to go big.

I'm not the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.
Fist.

I'm not working some jive job for chump change.
Sicond.

I'm not one for makin' love and breakin' hearts. It's not a game for me.
Tird.

Damn Right.

Roundtree was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1993 and underwent a double mastectomy.

Err

lostinwales wrote:

Roundtree was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1993 and underwent a double mastectomy.

Err

Which meant he could no longer be a milk machine to all the kids.

Didn't Tom Cruise have it?

A close friend of mine has just gone through it, the masectomy thing is particularly an issue due the tissue difference and replacement issues.

From a female it can come from the @55 where there is lots of available tissue, from a bloke, not so much.

On the plus side, his hair has now grown back.

rIck_dAgless wrote:A close friend of mine has just gone through it, the masectomy thing is particularly an issue due the tissue difference and replacement issues.

From a female it can come from the @55 where there is lots of available tissue, from a bloke, not so much.

On the plus side, his hair has now grown back.

Where?

lostinwales wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:A close friend of mine has just gone through it, the masectomy thing is particularly an issue due the tissue difference and replacement issues.

From a female it can come from the @55 where there is lots of available tissue, from a bloke, not so much.

On the plus side, his hair has now grown back.

Where?

Head, weirdly the more noticeable thing were the eyebrows.

Does anyone on here eat Skittles? Tried them a while back and they're bloody good, get myself a bag every Friday now. Always thought they'd taste like jellybeans.