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It's a bit HOT down here.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Bit rainy down south, but you won't find me complaining - I relish the chance to prove myself against various types of weather.

Solid footwear, Galted. That is the key.

Solid footwear and Gore-Tex. Doesn't get you the girls, but at least you'll be dry.

Took your advice and wore both (all three if you count the footwear individually).  The only people getting wet were all the women watching me from their front windows.

They should close them when it's raining.

I thought this was quite funny but chose not to l*l out loud as it was at my expense.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fist. TFIF.

It seems the Burger and Falafel Shop War has now begun in earnest.

A Pro-Palestinian owned Burgertory shop in an upmarket suburb of Melbourne (with a prominent Jewish community) has been burnt to the ground by a suspicious early morning fire.

Menu:

Some of those buns looks a bit too charcoal infused and I'm not a big fan of those green ones. I'd go for one of the 6 on the left probably.



Anyone got a march planned for the weekend?

F*ck me, becoming obese in Australia isn't cheap.

Yeah, wouldn't pay $11 (£5.72) to $18 (£9.36) for one of those.
Some of those profits are sent offshore to aid the freedom fighters in the Gaza Strip and elsewhere I'd imagine.

Actually got one from the local fish & chip shop here for $5.50 (£2.86) today from a good old Greek family. Their calamari is top notch too.

The daughter is quite pretty and always smiling but she'd look even better if she wasn't getting continually sprayed by boiling hot fat and oil from the cookers. Was thinking of inviting her up for a swim but would have to scrub her down first to prevent the pool filters clogging up.

Big fans of Neil Gaiman and the Sandman series of comics then

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fist. TFIF.

It seems the Burger and Falafel Shop War has now begun in earnest.

A Pro-Palestinian owned Burgertory shop in an upmarket suburb of Melbourne (with a prominent Jewish community) has been burnt to the ground by a suspicious early morning fire.

Menu:

Some of those buns looks a bit too charcoal infused and I'm not a big fan of those green ones. I'd go for one of the 6 on the left probably.



Anyone got a march planned for the weekend?

F*ck me, becoming obese in Australia isn't cheap.

Yeah, wouldn't pay $11 (£5.72) to $18 (£9.36) for one of those.
Some of those profits are sent offshore to aid the freedom fighters in the Gaza Strip and elsewhere I'd imagine.

Actually got one from the local fish & chip shop here for $5.50 (£2.86) today from a good old Greek family. Their calamari is top notch too.

The daughter is quite pretty and always smiling but she'd look even better if she wasn't getting continually sprayed by boiling hot fat and oil from the cookers. Was thinking of inviting her up for a swim but would have to scrub her down first to prevent the pool filters clogging up.

Pretty erotic stuff.

I'm not an Animal Bar.

I like a fudge.

superflyweight wrote:I like a fudge.  

A finger?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I like a fudge.  

A finger?

It's just enough.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I like a fudge.  

A finger?

It's just enough.  

To give Superfly a treat.

Unmichaelsing myself. C*nts.

Sorry but the final showdown between Julius and Duty has been too gripping. Pity it did for pr4wn, wrong place at the wrong time, rip in peace.

Hot smoked salmon and dill fiorelli from t'Waitrose.

Nice.

Galted wrote:Sorry but the final showdown between Julius and Duty has been too gripping.  Pity it did for pr4wn, wrong place at the wrong time, rip in peace.

It was a good joust between Julio and Duty, that is for sure.

Pr4wn is a bit of a d*ck though. Who the hell flounces off a t'inernet forum just because you disagree with someone. However vehement that disagreement is. Get a grip you f*cking baby.

He'll be back.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Sorry but the final showdown between Julius and Duty has been too gripping.  Pity it did for pr4wn, wrong place at the wrong time, rip in peace.

It was a good joust between Julio and Duty, that is for sure.

Pr4wn is a bit of a d*ck though. Who the hell flounces off a t'inernet forum just because you disagree with someone. However vehement that disagreement is. Get a grip you f*cking baby.

He'll be back.

Yep - much better to leave with quiet dignity like some of the CC members who all managed a dignified departure regardless of the reasons:

Jeff - became a social media sensation
Shah - jihad
Michaels - f*ck knows - probably homeless and just had his tent taken away by Duty
Union - the autism institute revoked his access to the internet

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Sorry but the final showdown between Julius and Duty has been too gripping.  Pity it did for pr4wn, wrong place at the wrong time, rip in peace.

It was a good joust between Julio and Duty, that is for sure.

Pr4wn is a bit of a d*ck though. Who the hell flounces off a t'inernet forum just because you disagree with someone. However vehement that disagreement is. Get a grip you f*cking baby.

He'll be back.

Yep - much better to leave with quiet dignity like some of the CC members who all managed a dignified departure regardless of the reasons:

Jeff - became a social media sensation
Shah - jihad
Michaels - f*ck knows - probably homeless and just had his tent taken away by Duty
Union - the autism institute revoked his access to the internet

I reckon Union was probably beaten to death in a pub carpark after correcting the grammar of the local hard man.

The reverse lineal boxing champions were a thing of beauty, that along with Spring's Hamed threads and the all time classic of "Why do all boxers have big red hands"?

Michaels I suspect drove his mower into a river whilst under the influence and won't be found for a few decades.

rIck_dAgless wrote:The reverse lineal boxing champions were a thing of beauty, that along with Spring's Hamed threads and the all time classic of "Why do all boxers have big red hands"?

There's not a week goes by where I don't think about that.  

Also recently remembered the Jolly Green Giant thread where he announced his retirement from the board because he'd accidentally slept with his boss's wife and had been sacked.

Just realised you missed DAVE from the list, wonder what that crazy balding psychopath is up to.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Just realised you missed DAVE from the list, wonder what that crazy balding psychopath is up to.

Quite possibly in prison for beating Union to death in a pub carpark.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Just realised you missed DAVE from the list, wonder what that crazy balding psychopath is up to.

Quite possibly in prison for beating Union to death in a pub carpark.

That makes sense. The thought of DAVE being out in the wild is pretty terrifying.

Fist! Well done to me.

You're amazing, Galted.

What's going on your world? Endless streams of coke and hookers like normal?

Morning chaps.
Looks like PJ is a goner - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-67376812
I wasn't sure it was him until they said his nickname was Butch.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You're amazing, Galted.

What's going on your world? Endless streams of coke and hookers like normal?

F*cking mental, Tino, wouldn't mind a stream of coke and hookers to calm things down.  Made a jelly on Sunday, bought a travel mouse for my kid to use, bought a new USB hub to accomodate the mouse and, as if that all wasn't enough, I put my sandal selection into a box under the bed ready for next summer.

Hope things are a bit more sedate where you are.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning chaps.
Looks like PJ is a goner - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-67376812
I wasn't sure it was him until they said his nickname was Butch.

Opens up the possibility that Dave was sent to Aus on a convict transport and went feral.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning chaps.
Looks like PJ is a goner - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-67376812
I wasn't sure it was him until they said his nickname was Butch.

1. A family member of mine would find such an extraordinary anti-reptilian moniker quite offensive, vile and hateful, Julius.
Is that incontrovertible evidence? No, just as you have no actual evidence that all 300,000 of the man-eaters prefer white meat, it's just an argument. You're entitled to that opinion, of course, but I draw the line deliberately setting out to create division for one's own purposes.

2. And yet you yourself said that you would not have challenged them. Neither would I have done, for that matter. Nor did you argue against the other reasons I gave why people would not have challenged them. It is totally unrealistic to expect members of the public to challenge a saltwater crocodile.

3. That is my gut feeling, which I'm allowed to have, whilst recognising that it is just a gut feeling. If nothing else, it helps my zoological ambitions.

4. You'll be saying the pursuit of some sort of utopian adventurism is a life-style choice next. I beg to differ. It's mostly genetic but the environment can play a significant part; along with the degree of effective parenting methods naturally.

5. Civic

6. However, sometimes it's better just to let go and let things sort themselves out with minimum intervention. Eventually, one might come to their senses and surprise you with a more developed sense of wisdom and experience and you'll probably be thinking: What was I worried about?

7. The local police, of course, have been institutionally cautious for a very long time, so in that sense, yes they have always had a two-tier policy. There was no other violence to speak of and the police are issuing photos of those they wish to investigate, who can possibly help find the missing fisherman.

8. It is a shame you're not given to self-reflection. It is a difficult trait to obtain, but it is quite useful.

9. Piers Morgan is a c*nt.

10. The UK has lost the plot, and so has this board. Whilst you're still here spewing this hateful, deliberately misrepresentative nonsense, I'm out. I'm not going to reply further on this, because I find your position so offensive that at best I can only view it as hopelessly naive and at worst to be....let's just leave it at that.

When this hateful, manipulative, far-right individual finally gets banned, someone please PM me and then I'll come back.




p.s. This is a palindromic post.

Thanks Peej. I have no hard feelings against you, you utter c*nt

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You're amazing, Galted.

What's going on your world? Endless streams of coke and hookers like normal?

F*cking mental, Tino, wouldn't mind a stream of coke and hookers to calm things down.  Made a jelly on Sunday, bought a travel mouse for my kid to use, bought a new USB hub to accomodate the mouse and, as if that all wasn't enough, I put my sandal selection into a box under the bed ready for next summer.

Hope things are a bit more sedate where you are.

F*ck me, you're the Keith Moon of this place.

Slow down mate.

More Howard Moon than Keith Moon I suspect.

I'm boring as f**k these days, half my mates are DJ's and run club nights which I can get onto the guest lists for, instead I go to Garden centres.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You're amazing, Galted.

What's going on your world? Endless streams of coke and hookers like normal?

F*cking mental, Tino, wouldn't mind a stream of coke and hookers to calm things down.  Made a jelly on Sunday, bought a travel mouse for my kid to use, bought a new USB hub to accomodate the mouse and, as if that all wasn't enough, I put my sandal selection into a box under the bed ready for next summer.

Hope things are a bit more sedate where you are.

F*ck me, you're the Keith Moon of this place.

Slow down mate.

If there were only enough hours in the day for me to slow down.

Hump fist

Just over 5 weeks until Christmas

lostinwales wrote:Hump fist

Just over 5 weeks until Christmas

Guess it's time to start thinking about buying all the gifts which will no doubt be discarded by Boxing day.

Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Hump fist

Just over 5 weeks until Christmas

Guess it's time to start thinking about buying all the gifts which will no doubt be discarded by Boxing day.

Such as Hi-Tecs and Jack Wolfskin.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Hump fist

Just over 5 weeks until Christmas

Guess it's time to start thinking about buying all the gifts which will no doubt be discarded by Boxing day.

Such as Hi-Tecs and Jack Wolfskin.

If a family member rejected either of those their ear would be getting the stove treatment, Xmas day or no Xmas day.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Wise move - it's f*cking miles away, it's freezing, there's nothing to do and the locals are weird.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Wise move - it's f*cking miles away, it's freezing, there's nothing to do and the locals are weird.  

That's the whole of Scotland.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Wise move - it's f*cking miles away, it's freezing, there's nothing to do and the locals are weird.  

That's the whole of Scotland.

Fair.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Wise move - it's f*cking miles away, it's freezing, there's nothing to do and the locals are weird.  

That was almost the entire conversation TBH, mate.

I recall being absolutely s**tfaced at a big nightclub right by the river, and everything being grey.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Wise move - it's f*cking miles away, it's freezing, there's nothing to do and the locals are weird.  

That was almost the entire conversation TBH, mate.

I recall being absolutely s**tfaced at a big nightclub right by the river, and everything being grey.

Many shades of grey?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Wise move - it's f*cking miles away, it's freezing, there's nothing to do and the locals are weird.  

That was almost the entire conversation TBH, mate.

I recall being absolutely s**tfaced at a big nightclub right by the river, and everything being grey.

Many shades of grey?

Are you suggesting that Rick wishes to whip Mrs Dagless in the mimsy?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Wise move - it's f*cking miles away, it's freezing, there's nothing to do and the locals are weird.  

That was almost the entire conversation TBH, mate.

I recall being absolutely s**tfaced at a big nightclub right by the river, and everything being grey.

Many shades of grey?

Are you suggesting that Rick wishes to whip Mrs Dagless in the mimsy?  

Again.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mrs Dagless has her birth week early in December so have to get that out of the way first.

Though on the plus side she doesn't want to go to Aberdeen now after googling it.

Wise move - it's f*cking miles away, it's freezing, there's nothing to do and the locals are weird.  

That was almost the entire conversation TBH, mate.

I recall being absolutely s**tfaced at a big nightclub right by the river, and everything being grey.

Many shades of grey?

Are you suggesting that Rick wishes to whip Mrs Dagless in the mimsy?  

We've all been there.

She would barely flinch and possibly kick my a** tbf angry Yorkshire Ginge.

With all the sh*t going on in the world, it is very comforting seeing the SA cricket team swallow their own balls in a WC again.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:With all the sh*t going on in the world, it is very comforting seeing the SA cricket team swallow their own balls in a WC again.

You never know which SA will turn up in the semi-final, the one that throws it away at the beginning of the match or the one that falls apart at the end.

De Kock was out early.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:De Kock was out early.

Yes, I think it was Hazlewood who didn't waste any time getting de Kock out.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:De Kock was out early.

Yes, I think it was Hazlewood who didn't waste any time getting de Kock out.

Would've been funnier if it was the introduction of Head which had seen the end of de Kock.