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It's a bit HOT down here.

Like the rest of the SA team, I think de Kock is soft.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Like the rest of the SA team, I think de Kock is soft.

Do you think de Kock has a problem with Cummins?

I think de Kock has a problem with Head and Cummins.

Bit disappointing that certain people feel the need to fill this thread with smut.

Galted wrote:Bit disappointing that certain people feel the need to fill this thread with smut.

Never used to happen when Tino was dead.

I'm talking about cricket. No idea what you two are on about.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm talking about cricket. No idea what you two are on about.

Erectile dysfunction.

He wanted to spend more time at the crease but got stumped

Should have got his short leg back in.

De Kock tickling the ball wide of the covers.

Galted wrote:De Kock tickling the ball wide of the covers.

I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:De Kock tickling the ball wide of the covers.

I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

Just don't have a go at the eyes, cos that is a stigmatism I've had from the age of five, so that's what make them a bit bulbous, so don't just... I didn't call you the whale-man or like blubber-man.

I don't know if this thread can survive de Kock's retirement.  Especially with England discarding Willey.

Galted wrote:I don't know if this thread can survive de Kock's retirement.  Especially with England discarding Willey.

Yes, it will be hard.

I think he is only retiring from the 50 over format.

The SA T20i batting line up will still find room to accommodate him. Would leave a big hole in the number 2 slot if de Kock was withdrawn.

Galted wrote:I don't know if this thread can survive de Kock's retirement.  Especially with England discarding Willey.

Dark times, Galted. It's like when the England football team got rid of Seaman.

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:I don't know if this thread can survive de Kock's retirement.  Especially with England discarding Willey.

Dark times, Galted. It's like when the England football team got rid of Seaman.

I was always on the alert for 'and Seaman dribbles out of the box' but it never happened.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I think he is only retiring from the 50 over format.

The SA T20i batting line up will still find room to accommodate him. Would leave a big hole in the number 2 slot if de Kock was withdrawn.

Superb.

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:I don't know if this thread can survive de Kock's retirement.  Especially with England discarding Willey.

Dark times, Galted. It's like when the England football team got rid of Seaman.

I was always on the alert for 'and Seaman dribbles out of the box' but it never happened.

Always a good chance that Seaman would get lobbed.

We could do with a keep like Seaman these days. It would certainly come in handy.

JuliusHMarx wrote:We could do with a keep like Seaman these days. It would certainly come in handy.

The Arse could do with Seaman as well.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:We could do with a keep like Seaman these days. It would certainly come in handy.

The Arse could do with Seaman as well.

Did Seaman ever come up against Kuntz?

Good luck anyone that needs IT support tomorrow.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good luck anyone that needs IT support tomorrow.

Good luck anyone who needs IT support tomorrow.

Fist.

Excellent work Galted. Makes my job easier.

Sicond.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good luck anyone that needs IT support tomorrow.

Good luck anyone who needs IT support tomorrow.

Fist.

Yeah sure mate. But do you need IT support?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good luck anyone that needs IT support tomorrow.

Good luck anyone who needs IT support tomorrow.

Fist.

Yeah sure mate. But do you need IT support?

Not yet mate but thanks for the heads up. Is there a cyber attack cummings?

Congratulations, Pee Jay. Very good showing from your boys. Pleased for most of your team but a bit of a shame that W*rner and Sm*th went out on such a high. That pair of c*nts didn't deserve that.

Yep, staggering that the Aussies have won 3 times as many as the next best. And have won as many in the last 3, when they've been sh*t, as anyone else has won in their entire history.

At lest W***er and Sm*th were only there in an observational capacity.

Did you see Sm*th doing some weird crocodile clap when t'Aussies needed about 3 runs to win?

He is such a bell end. Just can't help being a c*nt. I actually don't think he knows anymore. I think he is just a r*tard.

Yes to all of the above. Agree with you both mostly. Makes it all the more sweeter.

I'm a bit embarrassed with all those trophies in the cabinet. It's a bit selfish and greedy and doesn't really help spread the game.

Pal Joey wrote:

I'm a bit embarrassed with all those trophies in the cabinet. It's a bit selfish and greedy and doesn't really help spread the game.

You lot are sh*t at dressage and 110 metre hurdles as well.

And the pommel horse. Useless at that.

F*ck you, Pee Jay.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

I'm a bit embarrassed with all those trophies in the cabinet. It's a bit selfish and greedy and doesn't really help spread the game.

You lot are sh*t at dressage and 110 metre hurdles as well.

And the pommel horse. Useless at that.

F*ck you, Pee Jay.

Your venomous wildlife s*cks. You've over-fished too, only the dregs left now.

Canals filling up with f*lth and sl*dge. Dead bodies all over towpath.

Home of Piers Morgan... says it all.

F*ck you, Tino.

Pal Joey wrote:

Home of Piers Morgan... says it all.

You win.

You should come over here, Tino.

We can throw some rocks at Sm*th's house and spray paint some obscene words on his garage walls.
Then nip over to W*arner's hovel and urinate in his pathetic letter box... and leave some dead fish on his lawn.

Galted, if you're not too busy stalking Siddique Kh*nt, you're quite welcome to join us.

Cheers, PJ, but I'm a bit too old for such frivolity - I can remember a time when there wasn't a rugby or cricket world cup on the go.

Pal Joey wrote:You should come over here, Tino.

Excellent news. I'll be there in 24 hours. The rules of the society prohibit meeting in person but I can always put a false nose and glasses on. No one will know.

Definitely spent time in the same clubs as rICk back in the day so happy to bend the rules again.

We probably sweatily hugged as well.

I'm hoping I've never been hugged by any of you.

I don't recall hugging any of my fellow law students at Dundee (male or female) so I don't even think Rick and I have swapped sweat.

Inflation wasn't 'their' fault.

Now 'they've' managed to half inflation.

We are so lucky to have Rishi and Jezza H*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Inflation wasn't 'their' fault.

Now 'they've' managed to half inflation.

We are so lucky to have Rishi and Jezza H*nt.

Now 'they've' managed to halve inflation.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Inflation wasn't 'their' fault.

Now 'they've' managed to half inflation.

We are so lucky to have Rishi and Jezza H*nt.

Now 'they've' managed to halve inflation.

Excellent work Galted. Makes Julius' job easier.

Tird.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Inflation wasn't 'their' fault.

Now 'they've' managed to half inflation.

We are so lucky to have Rishi and Jezza H*nt.

Now 'they've' managed to halve inflation.

Excellent work Galted. Makes Julius' job easier.

Tird.

Excellent work, Galted.  Makes Julius's job easier.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Inflation wasn't 'their' fault.

Now 'they've' managed to half inflation.

We are so lucky to have Rishi and Jezza H*nt.

Now 'they've' managed to halve inflation.

Excellent work Galted. Makes Julius' job easier.

Tird.

Excellent work, Galted.  Makes Julius's job easier.

Excellent work. That'll teach me to copy and paste.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Inflation wasn't 'their' fault.

Now 'they've' managed to half inflation.

We are so lucky to have Rishi and Jezza H*nt.

Now 'they've' managed to halve inflation.

Excellent work Galted. Makes Julius' job easier.

Tird.

Excellent work, Galted.  Makes Julius's job easier.

Excellent work. That'll teach me to copy and paste.

Much better. Don't want to see standards slipping just because you have another world cup.

Galted, I am very close to adding an asterisk to your name. I reserve that for politicians and Aussie cricketers.

You c*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, I am very close to adding an asterisk to your name. I reserve that for politicians and Aussie cricketers.

You c*nt.

He's also gone and done a spoiler on the film review thread - otherwise ruining a perfectly good review from LiW.

The c*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, I am very close to adding an asterisk to your name. I reserve that for politicians and Aussie cricketers.

You c*nt.

Just making Julius's job easier.  I can accept the burden of an asterisk if it gives Julius more time alone with Duty.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, I am very close to adding an asterisk to your name. I reserve that for politicians and Aussie cricketers.

You c*nt.

He's also gone and done a spoiler on the film review thread - otherwise ruining a perfectly good review from LiW.  

The c*nt.  

Just trying to support LiW, the film review thread can be very intimidating.  Not sure it deserves Tinoesque levels of abuse.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, I am very close to adding an asterisk to your name. I reserve that for politicians and Aussie cricketers.

You c*nt.

He's also gone and done a spoiler on the film review thread - otherwise ruining a perfectly good review from LiW.  

The c*nt.  

Just read that. Lovely stuff from LiW.

G*lted, you c*nt.