Haye vs Klitschko Build Up Thread

[Scottrf]

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[Steffan]

Nah starting an Archaeology degree in September so am gonna give Gynecology a miss for now I find it a bit too much of an "indepth" subject for me

Somebody ? Please ! Don't let it be me !

I think he meant the pun.

So do I, Scott, but there were at least half a dozen one liners just begging to be written.

Anyway :

BACK ON TOPIC.

I am starting an Archaeology degree that is true mind. My hopes of being a boxing journalist faded not long after joining BBC 606...

[HumanWindmill]

Best of luck with it, mate.

[Steffan]

Best of luck with it, mate.

Thanks Windy. My first attempt at higher education. Being in my 30s im kinda hoping the mature student appeal is gonna make me a hit with some of the younger student ladies...

Ooohhh did I really just say that

[Guest]

Shantel, I think you'll find yourself at home right here

https://www.606v2.com/u442

[The genius of PBF]

Shantel, I think you'll find yourself at home right here

https://www.606v2.com/u442

Obsessed

[Rowley]

Best of luck with it, mate.

Thanks Windy. My first attempt at higher education. Being in my 30s im kinda hoping the mature student appeal is gonna make me a hit with some of the younger student ladies...

Ooohhh did I really just say that

Steffan as someone who also went to Uni in my 30's can only say I hope it it goes better for you with the young student ladies than it did for me, although being a happily married man it didn't matter either way.

[Guest]

I'm sure you are obessessed, sweetie-pie, that's why you keep following me round the boards like a bad smell. Any chance one of the other posters could a thread about an "old-timer" and then Shantel can copy it and claim it as his own?

Failing that Shantel, you could always go get a life!

Much appreciated!

[The genius of PBF]

I'm sure you are obessessed, sweetie-pie, that's why you keep following me round the boards like a bad smell. Any chance one of the other posters could a thread about an "old-timer" and then Shantel can copy it and claim it as his own?

Failing that Shantel, you could always go get a life!

Much appreciated!

I think you will find it was you who started commenting to me on this thread so your the obsessed one. Maybe you can do another Peter Jackson article and then claim you know it all. Like I said before stop preaching to others and take a look at yourself!!!

Oh I got nice life thank you very much whereas you copy Truss to try and get attention on here but fail miserably because your boring.

[BALTIMORA]

So... Haye vs Wlad, anyone..?

[Rowley]

And to think you got banned for writing in yellow Balti

[Steffan]

Best of luck with it, mate.

Thanks Windy. My first attempt at higher education. Being in my 30s im kinda hoping the mature student appeal is gonna make me a hit with some of the younger student ladies...

Ooohhh did I really just say that

Steffan as someone who also went to Uni in my 30's can only say I hope it it goes better for you with the young student ladies than it did for me, although being a happily married man it didn't matter either way.

If I get any luck Rowley il let you know

I like to think I look good for my age so who knows...

[BALTIMORA]

I know mate, it's a sign o' the times. Terrible really. These kids nowadays don't know they're born.

[Rowley]

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

[BALTIMORA]

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

[Guest]

BALTI, by post 150, this thread had run it's course...like many of them. pointless trying to keep it on topic as all you have is people repeating what the thought about the fight two years ago.

Shantel, perhaps when your balls drop, your voice breaks and you start growing hair in funny places, you might get a girl to let you put your pee pee in her. Then and only then might you stop following people around on the boards like a dog in heat.

I note your obsession with Coxy has run it's course so I assume you'll grow weary of getting on my ******* nerves eventually. Until then, I'm quite to explain in words of one syllable or less just how much of a pathetic little boy you are until you're banned from the boards...again!

Your efforts to prove yourself a changed person from the idiot who got banned a while ago seem to have come to a grinding halt haven't they? the MODS were gracious enough to give you another chance and here you are displaying all the reaons why you deserved to be banned in the first place.

You opinions re Wlad and Haye are certainly valid as are you opinions re Harry Greb, the difference is, your opinions on Greb aren't actually yours.

[BALTIMORA]

But Dave...can't we at least try to keep this thing together...not even for the sake of the kids? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

[Guest]

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Looks like you got off lightly. Terrible thing to be that shallow and obsessed with another person's appearance rather than who they are. I'm quite happy here at Notre Dame and won't hear a bad word said about anyone!

[Rowley]

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

[Rowley]

Damn your eyes swear filter

[The genius of PBF]

BALTI, by post 150, this thread had run it's course...like many of them. pointless trying to keep it on topic as all you have is people repeating what the thought about the fight two years ago.

Shantel, perhaps when your balls drop, your voice breaks and you start growing hair in funny places, you might get a girl to let you put your pee pee in her. Then and only then might you stop following people around on the boards like a dog in heat.

I note your obsession with Coxy has run it's course so I assume you'll grow weary of getting on my ******* nerves eventually. Until then, I'm quite to explain in words of one syllable or less just how much of a pathetic little boy you are until you're banned from the boards...again!

Your efforts to prove yourself a changed person from the idiot who got banned a while ago seem to have come to a grinding halt haven't they? the MODS were gracious enough to give you another chance and here you are displaying all the reaons why you deserved to be banned in the first place.

You opinions re Wlad and Haye are certainly valid as are you opinions re Harry Greb, the difference is, your opinions on Greb aren't actually yours.

[BALTIMORA]

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

I've always found the ladies to be suckers for a guy in a dark hoodie, dark trousers...balaclava.

[coxy0001]

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

I've always found the ladies to be suckers for a guy in a dark hoodie, dark trousers...balaclava.

I've always found them to be suckers for guys with a cloth and chloroform

[themadworldofjb]

Just seen the HBO Face Off with Max Kellerman featuring Wlad and Haye.

So so funny

Haye is at his outreageous best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jKsE7fYjsc

[talkingpickle]

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

I've always found the ladies to be suckers for a guy in a dark hoodie, dark trousers...balaclava.

Yeah i agree, they love Suprise sex!

[Guest]

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

I've always found the ladies to be suckers for a guy in a dark hoodie, dark trousers...balaclava.

I've always found them to be suckers for guys with a cloth and chloroform

I've always found them to be suckers for guys with a sword and body bag...damn you JOSS STONE!

[HumanWindmill]

I've had a gutload, now.

I've allowed FAR more latitude on this than I should have, thinking that the storm might blow itself out, but enough is enough. You're starting to take the pee out of me and I'm out of patience.

Carry on the feud by way of PM or let it lie, but either way, if you have ANY respect for the fact that I've cut you some slack - putting my own head on the block as a result - and treated you like adults, then take it off this thread.

I have better ways to spend my time than wiping backsides.

[Rowley]

Fear not Windy am working on a Tunney vs Roy Jones thread, in my experience we have always managed to debate that one in a civil and even handed manner. If that doesn't work my Rocky Marciano is the best heavy ever should get things back to normality

[HumanWindmill]

Sorry, themadworldof jb, but I had to edit the title. Also, since this is part of the ' build up ' will merge this with the ongoing thread, but will leave it here for ten minutes so you know where it is.

[themadworldofjb]

Ha ha love the Face off.

Haye is just at his outrageous best

[Rodney]

Just seen the HBO Face Off with Max Kellerman featuring Wlad and Haye.

So so funny
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Hardly Tex Cobb stuff is it ?

Poor stuff if you ask me, something I'd expect from the 14 year olds who drink cans of Skol on the corner of my estate

Cheers

Rodders

[BALTIMORA]

Good Christ, Wlad's boring. For all his talk of how Haye pulled out without medical papers, Wlad's the guy who stiffed Chisora in the same way. I'm not for one second saying Wlad was scared of Chisora, but there was clearly a reason why he pulled out of that fight. Likewise I firmly believe Haye had his reasons for pulling out of the Klit fights before now, and I'm not at all convinced it was simply because he was scared.

[Rowley]

Balti is pretty much the worst kept secret in the sport he pulled out because his purse was being paid by Setanta and they were going belly up so the chances are he would have ended up fighting him for nothing. I heard that from someone within the sport who I have no reason to doubt

[JACKMAGIC]

It's been said so many times, but the key factor is if Haye can get past the jab. If he can, he wins by knockout or ref stoppage, if he can't then ref stops fight in round 9 with Haye looking more like John Prescott.

I say Haye will eat a few jabs - but he will land eventually, hurting Vlad initially, then swarming him with a flurry of shots until the ref has no choice but to stop the fight.

Oh and to put my neck out - i'll say this happens in round 5.

[BALTIMORA]

Rowley that's exactly what I mean. ll we hear though is how Haye is a ducker, a chicken, etc. I'm not going so far as to say the Klits conspired and bluffedHaye into pulling out in some way, but they ARE most definitely aware of the PR opportunity it presented them with, and how easily the public perception can be manipulated.

[Rodney]

heard that from someone within the sport who I have no reason to doubt
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The daily Sport, Jeff ?

Wife stopped me buying that rag after I'd ran a huge phone bill up trying to get a date with a prime Jakki Degg.

Cheers

Rodders

[Rowley]

Balti I don't blame him for pulling out, truth is nobody is getting in with either brother for sweet FA, however it still does not change the fact that thus far he is the only guy who has pulled out of the fight when it was signed, a fact he would do well to bear in mind when he questions how much Wlad wants it, because we have nothing to suggest had Haye not pulled out the fight would not have happened two years ago.

[TRUSSMAN66]

All be over soon.....All the questions asked and answered

1. Can Haye get inside and unload.
2. Will Haye do a Hide-Bowe and let his nervous energy leave him spent early..
3. If Haye lands will Vlad go...
4. How slow is Vlad now and will he get off...

I like Haye early or Vlad late.......

Being in Germany...really helps Vlad..

Haye is fighting a real world class operator for the first time and though he is good enough will he psyche himself.

Intriguing fight.

[Scottrf]

Wlad

[TRUSSMAN66]

Don't start that again...Mine is the proper Russian spelling..

[Scottrf]

He's not Russian, and he spells it Wladimir.

[TRUSSMAN66]

He's russian to me....Ukraine used to be part of the old USSR...

Don't care how he spells it..

Vlad the impaler..

[coxy0001]

He's russian to me....Ukraine used to be part of the old USSR...

Don't care how he spells it..

Vlad the impaler..

Next you'll probably start saying Jeff Goldbum is actually Geoff Goldbum

And yes, i know it's not Goldbum but it made me chuckle ok

[Rowley]

Half of America used to be Mexico, does that mean we should call every American called Michael Miguel from now on

[TRUSSMAN66]

small things etc..

[TRUSSMAN66]

I think the early 19th century is a bit diferent from the 1980/90's....

Still at least I know what Windy thinks now..

[Guest]

Really can't see motivation being a problem for Haye, nor pressure, fear or any other neagtive influence the fight potentially brings to bear. The only downfall is that, if he loses, he really can't blame anything else and will have to admit he wasn't good enough.

[Rowley]

Just out of interest Truss at what point do you begin to acknowledge a new country?

[TRUSSMAN66]

Motivation....He's said it might be his last fight!!

Remember Spinks-Tyson...

Whilst it might not be a big issue....it's still a worry..big payday..make sure I'm around to spend it etc....

[coxy0001]

Really can't see motivation being a problem for Haye, nor pressure, fear or any other neagtive influence the fight potentially brings to bear. The only downfall is that, if he loses, he really can't blame anything else and will have to admit he wasn't good enough.

Unless he gets done from behind by the judges without lube and wearing rubber socks with stinging nettles glued to them

[TRUSSMAN66]

Keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself.......Or if Scotty is on share them with him....

Just hope the fight isn't a draw....

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