Haye vs Klitschko Build Up Thread

by Scottrf Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:39 am

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by Steffan Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:03 am

HumanWindmill wrote:
Scottrf wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:
Steffan wrote:

Nah starting an Archaeology degree in September so am gonna give Gynecology a miss for now I find it a bit too much of an "indepth" subject for me

Somebody ? Please ! Don't let it be me !
I think he meant the pun.

So do I, Scott, but there were at least half a dozen one liners just begging to be written.

Anyway :

BACK ON TOPIC.

I am starting an Archaeology degree that is true mind. My hopes of being a boxing journalist faded not long after joining BBC 606...

by **HumanWindmill** Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:05 am

Best of luck with it, mate.

by Steffan Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:08 am

HumanWindmill wrote:Best of luck with it, mate.

Thanks Windy. My first attempt at higher education. Being in my 30s im kinda hoping the mature student appeal is gonna make me a hit with some of the younger student ladies...

Ooohhh did I really just say that Erm

by Guest Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:08 am

Shantel, I think you'll find yourself at home right here

https://www.606v2.com/u442

by The genius of PBF Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:13 am

DAVE667 wrote:Shantel, I think you'll find yourself at home right here

https://www.606v2.com/u442

Obsessed

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:16 am

Steffan wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:Best of luck with it, mate.

Thanks Windy. My first attempt at higher education. Being in my 30s im kinda hoping the mature student appeal is gonna make me a hit with some of the younger student ladies...

Ooohhh did I really just say that

Steffan as someone who also went to Uni in my 30's can only say I hope it it goes better for you with the young student ladies than it did for me, although being a happily married man it didn't matter either way.

by Guest Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:16 am

I'm sure you are obessessed, sweetie-pie, that's why you keep following me round the boards like a bad smell. Any chance one of the other posters could a thread about an "old-timer" and then Shantel can copy it and claim it as his own?

Failing that Shantel, you could always go get a life!

Much appreciated!

by The genius of PBF Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:21 am

DAVE667 wrote:I'm sure you are obessessed, sweetie-pie, that's why you keep following me round the boards like a bad smell. Any chance one of the other posters could a thread about an "old-timer" and then Shantel can copy it and claim it as his own?

Failing that Shantel, you could always go get a life!

Much appreciated!

I think you will find it was you who started commenting to me on this thread so your the obsessed one. Maybe you can do another Peter Jackson article and then claim you know it all. Like I said before stop preaching to others and take a look at yourself!!!

Oh I got nice life thank you very much whereas you copy Truss to try and get attention on here but fail miserably because your boring.

by BALTIMORA Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:22 am

So...

Haye vs Wlad, anyone..?

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:23 am

And to think you got banned for writing in yellow Balti

by Steffan Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:28 am

rowley wrote:
Steffan wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:Best of luck with it, mate.

Thanks Windy. My first attempt at higher education. Being in my 30s im kinda hoping the mature student appeal is gonna make me a hit with some of the younger student ladies...

Ooohhh did I really just say that

Steffan as someone who also went to Uni in my 30's can only say I hope it it goes better for you with the young student ladies than it did for me, although being a happily married man it didn't matter either way.

If I get any luck Rowley il let you know thumbsup

I like to think I look good for my age so who knows...

by BALTIMORA Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:29 am

I know mate, it's a sign o' the times. Terrible really. These kids nowadays don't know they're born.

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:29 am

Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

by BALTIMORA Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:31 am

rowley wrote:Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

by Guest Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:31 am

BALTI, by post 150, this thread had run it's course...like many of them. pointless trying to keep it on topic as all you have is people repeating what the thought about the fight two years ago.

Shantel, perhaps when your balls drop, your voice breaks and you start growing hair in funny places, you might get a girl to let you put your pee pee in her. Then and only then might you stop following people around on the boards like a dog in heat.

I note your obsession with Coxy has run it's course so I assume you'll grow weary of getting on my ******* nerves eventually. Until then, I'm quite to explain in words of one syllable or less just how much of a pathetic little boy you are until you're banned from the boards...again!

Your efforts to prove yourself a changed person from the idiot who got banned a while ago seem to have come to a grinding halt haven't they? the MODS were gracious enough to give you another chance and here you are displaying all the reaons why you deserved to be banned in the first place.

You opinions re Wlad and Haye are certainly valid as are you opinions re Harry Greb, the difference is, your opinions on Greb aren't actually yours.

by BALTIMORA Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:32 am

But Dave...can't we at least try to keep this thing together...not even for the sake of the kids? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

by Guest Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:33 am

rowley wrote:Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Looks like you got off lightly. Terrible thing to be that shallow and obsessed with another person's appearance rather than who they are. I'm quite happy here at Notre Dame and won't hear a bad word said about anyone!

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:34 am

BALTIMORA wrote:
rowley wrote:Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:35 am

Damn your eyes swear filter

by The genius of PBF Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:38 am

DAVE667 wrote:BALTI, by post 150, this thread had run it's course...like many of them. pointless trying to keep it on topic as all you have is people repeating what the thought about the fight two years ago.

Shantel, perhaps when your balls drop, your voice breaks and you start growing hair in funny places, you might get a girl to let you put your pee pee in her. Then and only then might you stop following people around on the boards like a dog in heat.

I note your obsession with Coxy has run it's course so I assume you'll grow weary of getting on my ******* nerves eventually. Until then, I'm quite to explain in words of one syllable or less just how much of a pathetic little boy you are until you're banned from the boards...again!

Your efforts to prove yourself a changed person from the idiot who got banned a while ago seem to have come to a grinding halt haven't they? the MODS were gracious enough to give you another chance and here you are displaying all the reaons why you deserved to be banned in the first place.

You opinions re Wlad and Haye are certainly valid as are you opinions re Harry Greb, the difference is, your opinions on Greb aren't actually yours.

by BALTIMORA Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:41 am

rowley wrote:
BALTIMORA wrote:
rowley wrote:Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

I've always found the ladies to be suckers for a guy in a dark hoodie, dark trousers...balaclava.

by coxy0001 Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:43 am

BALTIMORA wrote:
rowley wrote:
BALTIMORA wrote:
rowley wrote:Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

I've always found the ladies to be suckers for a guy in a dark hoodie, dark trousers...balaclava.

I've always found them to be suckers for guys with a cloth and chloroform

by themadworldofjb Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:44 am

Just seen the HBO Face Off with Max Kellerman featuring Wlad and Haye.

So so funny

Haye is at his outreageous best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jKsE7fYjsc

by talkingpickle Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:45 am

BALTIMORA wrote:
rowley wrote:
BALTIMORA wrote:
rowley wrote:Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

I've always found the ladies to be suckers for a guy in a dark hoodie, dark trousers...balaclava.

Yeah i agree, they love Suprise sex!

by Guest Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:45 am

coxy0001 wrote:
BALTIMORA wrote:
rowley wrote:
BALTIMORA wrote:
rowley wrote:Hope it goes well mate, I definitely don't look good for my age and as I was carrying an extra three stone back then the stunning ambivalence of the female student body was perhaps understandable

Depends where you were carrying it, as I'm sure our resident 'beefster' would tell you...

Does gut and bum tend to work with the ladies?

I've always found the ladies to be suckers for a guy in a dark hoodie, dark trousers...balaclava.

I've always found them to be suckers for guys with a cloth and chloroform

I've always found them to be suckers for guys with a sword and body bag...damn you JOSS STONE!

by **HumanWindmill** Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:46 am

I've had a gutload, now.

I've allowed FAR more latitude on this than I should have, thinking that the storm might blow itself out, but enough is enough. You're starting to take the pee out of me and I'm out of patience.

Carry on the feud by way of PM or let it lie, but either way, if you have ANY respect for the fact that I've cut you some slack - putting my own head on the block as a result - and treated you like adults, then take it off this thread.

I have better ways to spend my time than wiping backsides.

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:49 am

Fear not Windy am working on a Tunney vs Roy Jones thread, in my experience we have always managed to debate that one in a civil and even handed manner. If that doesn't work my Rocky Marciano is the best heavy ever should get things back to normality

by **HumanWindmill** Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:52 am

Sorry, themadworldof jb, but I had to edit the title. Also, since this is part of the ' build up ' will merge this with the ongoing thread, but will leave it here for ten minutes so you know where it is.

by themadworldofjb Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:53 am

Ha ha love the Face off.

Haye is just at his outrageous best

by Rodney Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:01 am

Just seen the HBO Face Off with Max Kellerman featuring Wlad and Haye.

So so funny
____________________________________________________________

Hardly Tex Cobb stuff is it ?

Poor stuff if you ask me, something I'd expect from the 14 year olds who drink cans of Skol on the corner of my estate

Cheers

Rodders

by BALTIMORA Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:01 am

Good Christ, Wlad's boring. For all his talk of how Haye pulled out without medical papers, Wlad's the guy who stiffed Chisora in the same way. I'm not for one second saying Wlad was scared of Chisora, but there was clearly a reason why he pulled out of that fight. Likewise I firmly believe Haye had his reasons for pulling out of the Klit fights before now, and I'm not at all convinced it was simply because he was scared.

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:03 am

Balti is pretty much the worst kept secret in the sport he pulled out because his purse was being paid by Setanta and they were going belly up so the chances are he would have ended up fighting him for nothing. I heard that from someone within the sport who I have no reason to doubt

by JACKMAGIC Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:07 am

It's been said so many times, but the key factor is if Haye can get past the jab. If he can, he wins by knockout or ref stoppage, if he can't then ref stops fight in round 9 with Haye looking more like John Prescott.

I say Haye will eat a few jabs - but he will land eventually, hurting Vlad initially, then swarming him with a flurry of shots until the ref has no choice but to stop the fight.

Oh and to put my neck out - i'll say this happens in round 5. Very Happy

by BALTIMORA Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:09 am

Rowley that's exactly what I mean. ll we hear though is how Haye is a ducker, a chicken, etc. I'm not going so far as to say the Klits conspired and bluffedHaye into pulling out in some way, but they ARE most definitely aware of the PR opportunity it presented them with, and how easily the public perception can be manipulated.

by Rodney Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:11 am

heard that from someone within the sport who I have no reason to doubt
________________________________________________________

The daily Sport, Jeff ?

Wife stopped me buying that rag after I'd ran a huge phone bill up trying to get a date with a prime Jakki Degg.

Cheers

Rodders

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:13 am

Balti I don't blame him for pulling out, truth is nobody is getting in with either brother for sweet FA, however it still does not change the fact that thus far he is the only guy who has pulled out of the fight when it was signed, a fact he would do well to bear in mind when he questions how much Wlad wants it, because we have nothing to suggest had Haye not pulled out the fight would not have happened two years ago.

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:16 am

All be over soon.....All the questions asked and answered

1. Can Haye get inside and unload.
2. Will Haye do a Hide-Bowe and let his nervous energy leave him spent early..
3. If Haye lands will Vlad go...
4. How slow is Vlad now and will he get off...

I like Haye early or Vlad late.......

Being in Germany...really helps Vlad..

Haye is fighting a real world class operator for the first time and though he is good enough will he psyche himself.

Intriguing fight.

by Scottrf Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:18 am

Wlad

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:20 am

Don't start that again...Mine is the proper Russian spelling..

by Scottrf Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:20 am

He's not Russian, and he spells it Wladimir.

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:22 am

He's russian to me....Ukraine used to be part of the old USSR...

Don't care how he spells it..

Vlad the impaler..

by coxy0001 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:33 am

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:He's russian to me....Ukraine used to be part of the old USSR...

Don't care how he spells it..

Vlad the impaler..

Next you'll probably start saying Jeff Goldbum is actually Geoff Goldbum

And yes, i know it's not Goldbum but it made me chuckle ok

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:35 am

Half of America used to be Mexico, does that mean we should call every American called Michael Miguel from now on

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:35 am

small things etc..

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:36 am

I think the early 19th century is a bit diferent from the 1980/90's....

Still at least I know what Windy thinks now..

by Guest Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:38 am

Really can't see motivation being a problem for Haye, nor pressure, fear or any other neagtive influence the fight potentially brings to bear. The only downfall is that, if he loses, he really can't blame anything else and will have to admit he wasn't good enough.

by Rowley Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:39 am

Just out of interest Truss at what point do you begin to acknowledge a new country?

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:40 am

Motivation....He's said it might be his last fight!!

Remember Spinks-Tyson...

Whilst it might not be a big issue....it's still a worry..big payday..make sure I'm around to spend it etc....

by coxy0001 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:42 am

DAVE667 wrote:Really can't see motivation being a problem for Haye, nor pressure, fear or any other neagtive influence the fight potentially brings to bear. The only downfall is that, if he loses, he really can't blame anything else and will have to admit he wasn't good enough.

Unless he gets done from behind by the judges without lube and wearing rubber socks with stinging nettles glued to them

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:43 am

Keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself.......Or if Scotty is on share them with him....

Just hope the fight isn't a draw....

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