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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

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by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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Post by Breadvan Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00 pm

I think there's one in Jersey Marine somewhere. Can't find it for lovenamoney.......
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Post by Cari Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:41 pm

You'll be getting like them bloody beatniks before you know it. Ban the bomb and do feck all for a living poncing about all day.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:47 pm

The Bells, The Bells, the Bells!

No its Grouse actually.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:50 pm

'Duck or Grouse'

I demand to have some Guinea fowl!

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Post by Glas a du Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:50 pm

I suspect fowl play.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53 pm

Fowl play can become a cockfight before you know it. They have such short tempers.


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Post by Breadvan Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:18 pm

NO THEY DON'T FFS AAARRGGHHH furious
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:41 pm

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drunk, it's against the law.

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Post by Breadvan Tue 27 Sep 2011, 3:06 pm

Drunk horses are mandatory in the Gower...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Sep 2011, 3:18 pm

Well that's the Gower for you. They're all f___in' mentalists over there.

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Post by Cari Tue 27 Sep 2011, 3:28 pm

I can stand the sight of worms and look at microscopic germs but technicolour pachyderms are really too much for me...

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Post by Glas a du Tue 27 Sep 2011, 4:34 pm

Waiter, there's an hairy elephant in my soup

Well you did order a mammoth portion sir!
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Post by Breadvan Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:43 am

Glas a du wrote:Waiter, there's an hairy elephant in my soup

Well you did order a mammoth portion sir!

*drumroll*
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:30 am

Why a drumroll? Is the punchline on its way?

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Post by Cari Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:32 am

Perhaps he meant "Ba-doom tish!"

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Post by Breadvan Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:46 am

Cari wrote:Perhaps he meant "Ba-doom tish!"


Yeh thats the one... idea
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Post by Glas a du Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:49 am

I write Christmas cracker jokes in my spare time.

What did the vampire Doctor say to his patients?

Necks please!
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:21 am

Elephants never forgive.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:58 am

Man walks into a bakery

"I'll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!"
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:09 pm

Never smile at a crocodile. They see it as a come-on.

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Post by Glas a du Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:28 am

music "there may be trouble ahead,
But while there's orgies and liquor and sex and hard drugs,
Let's face the music and dance..."music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:54 am

music We will spend a dizzy weekend smacked into a trance... music

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Post by Glas a du Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:45 pm

I'm going to Flip smack this computer into a trance now if it doesn't wake up!
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 03 Oct 2011, 7:48 am

Don't bother trying to interrogate a mussel. The cockle clam up.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 03 Oct 2011, 8:07 am

With sea food water torture is the only way. Boil em.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 03 Oct 2011, 8:14 am

And then they give up their delicious secrets.

Lobsters play tennis but very predictably.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 03 Oct 2011, 9:10 am

Backhand badgers.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 03 Oct 2011, 9:59 am

Crabs are no good at rugby. They give the team no go-forward whatsoever.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 03 Oct 2011, 10:13 am

What if you turn them side on?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 03 Oct 2011, 10:49 am

You obviously have a different cooking method, Glas.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 03 Oct 2011, 10:56 am

They tend to be shirkers anyway. If you did turn them side on they would run in the wrong direction I fear.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 03 Oct 2011, 11:03 am

I'd play a skunk on both wings. They've got serious gas.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 03 Oct 2011, 11:30 am

Stallions in the centre for their tackles.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 03 Oct 2011, 11:32 am

A skate, a skate at number eight.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 03 Oct 2011, 11:34 am

Why, because it rhymes? (ish)
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 03 Oct 2011, 11:36 am

Yes, because it rhymes. Also, it's the last thing the opposition would expect.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 03 Oct 2011, 11:37 am

You're no wrong their Laddy.
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Post by slartibartfast Mon 03 Oct 2011, 9:44 pm

Mrs Tabinacle asked the Good Doctor if he had any more of the turnip medicine. He did have some back at the practice, and he'd promisd to bring some on his next visit.

Mrs Tabinacle sighed and saw the good Doctor off and gentley closed the large oak door behind him. She turned and slowly made her way back to her favourite chair in the bay window.

After an hour or so of watching the world go by, she closed her eyes for the last time.
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Post by Gibson Mon 03 Oct 2011, 10:58 pm

Thats soo sad. She should have gone to Munster. Mecca for turnip-juice.
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Post by Gibson Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:12 am

I just love Private Dicks. Far more discrete than Public Dicks.
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:04 am

You can often tell plenty about a person by the car they drive, if it's in a ditch it belongs to a bird.

J.Haskell.
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:08 am

If it's in a ditch and on fire - it belongs to a hot bird.

D. Hartley.
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:09 am

Honestly? You're not winding me up are you fellas? Is that true?


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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:12 am

Oi! You three! Sort youselves out ya dim feckwits, if you was twice as smart as ya think ya are, ya still wouldn't have enough neurones to create a synapse.

England.


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Post by Gibson Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:16 am

Laugh Oh man. Loving the inner-dialogue Laugh

Brilliant. guinness
And I don't laugh easily. I'm a miserable chunt by nature.
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:21 am

Me too, I'm not good with people as a rule, the world is full of a£5eholes, but also people like you. angel guinness kiss


Feck 'em, let's keep each other sane.
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Post by Gibson Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:31 am

zen Right back atcha, ya English rose

Braveheart of thought and mind.

What does that cost?

A man's Life. guinness guinness
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:38 am

Aye, but never his soul. angel

For all me filth I'm going to the grave as clean as a Whistle

Because I don't regret a thing, it's all made me who I am and as long as I can live with that, I can live with anything. guinness Have one on me brother from another mother.
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Post by Gibson Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:45 am

I regret a few things... Like not having done even more of it. But feic it. Im going to go down blazing. And phhok de begrudgers. Specially yerman, whose 16 old GF it is. Shot in the back by a jealous and much younger lover.
Thats my final wish. And Sheperds Pie. guinness
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 04 Oct 2011, 1:55 am

Ah, if there's one thing I've learnt in life it's that the young 'uns don't like the horns ya give 'em.

But if you check out with a Shepherds pie, ain't that like getting done more for a lamb than a sheep - man up mo chara! Go out on a gnarly auld shank o' feckin mutton, with colcannon and a pint an a half of gravy. Yahoo

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