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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

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by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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Post by Pal Joey Thu 08 Dec 2011, 2:04 am

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Dec 2011, 7:43 am

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Post by SubsBench Thu 08 Dec 2011, 8:14 am

music Manta-rays, of the way we were . . . music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 08 Dec 2011, 9:39 am

I fell in love with Annette Curtain.

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Post by SubsBench Thu 08 Dec 2011, 1:07 pm

luckless_pedestrian wrote:I fell in love with Annette Curtain.

Did the relationship end because you could see right through her?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 08 Dec 2011, 1:50 pm

Well that, plus the fact that she was hole-ier than thou.

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Dec 2011, 2:41 pm

Did she keep you on hooks? Did you tell her to pull herself together? Was she a pole? Did she only have eyes for you? Did you keep her hanging around?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 08 Dec 2011, 2:47 pm

She served her purpose, but after a while I wanted to see more of the world.

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Dec 2011, 3:24 pm

Was she obsessed by privacy?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 08 Dec 2011, 3:56 pm

I don't know, it was weird. I felt like she was hiding something from me.

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Post by SubsBench Thu 08 Dec 2011, 4:15 pm

It's probably best that you draw a voile over the whole experience.

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Dec 2011, 4:39 pm

No Voile was her older sister, a bit thicker from what I remember.
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 08 Dec 2011, 8:31 pm

A compleat idiot you mean?

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Dec 2011, 8:34 pm

The other sister was blind and in the circus, she was a big draw.
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 08 Dec 2011, 8:49 pm

Venetia... yeah she was something to behold.

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Dec 2011, 8:52 pm

Yes but given to Roman around and hanging about.
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 08 Dec 2011, 9:02 pm

How is their old man Rod? It's always nice to see him when he drops down here...

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Dec 2011, 9:13 pm

The kids have been running rings round him.
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 08 Dec 2011, 9:22 pm

Enough to slide him off the rails no doubt...

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Dec 2011, 9:28 pm

He said he was going to buy a safety pelmet if they carry on.
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Post by SubsBench Fri 09 Dec 2011, 9:42 am

Not sure if your Fabricating a story there Glas but if its true he should stand up Vertical like a man and fight back. An eyelet for an eyelet.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 09 Dec 2011, 9:50 am

Yes, he should crush their velvets.
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Post by SubsBench Fri 09 Dec 2011, 10:43 am

Alterntively he could try and perSuede them to be reasonable.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 09 Dec 2011, 10:44 am

I trained to be a hairdresser. When they told me I'd failed my final exams I wanted to curl up and dye.

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Post by SubsBench Fri 09 Dec 2011, 11:00 am

That must have been a hair raising experience. I hope it hasnt permanently affected you.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 09 Dec 2011, 11:05 am

I'm combover it now.

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Post by SubsBench Fri 09 Dec 2011, 11:09 am

I suppose it was best to just brush it aside.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 09 Dec 2011, 11:11 am

Yep, what doesn't kill us makes us tonger.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 09 Dec 2011, 11:16 am

That mirrors an experience I had once. I told them they could keep my hair clippings... then blowed out onto the street in top conditioner.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 09 Dec 2011, 11:30 am

Im sure that last one was a sham-

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 09 Dec 2011, 11:38 am

In Vietnam they try to take haircutting to new levels... you go deeper and deeper into a series of rooms. Ear cleaning, toe tickling, massage the temples. I got as far as the eyeball massage bit... then politely told them I had to get back to work... which was complete bull. If you ever go there - try it! Very Happy

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Post by SubsBench Fri 09 Dec 2011, 10:21 pm

While it does'nt sound BARBERous, it certainly looks like you had a close shave.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 09 Dec 2011, 10:26 pm

Comb off it, it was a brush with fate.
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 10 Dec 2011, 6:17 am

You could shave that again. I was lucky to comb out of it in one hair-piece.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 10 Dec 2011, 7:58 am

It doesn't sound like a lice experience, that's for sure.

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:09 am

Oh it was fine... just that I wasn't after the Ultimate Dove treatment.

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Post by Glas a du Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:56 am

Fur flips sake don't get in a lather.
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music she was a hair clipper, one way styling gel...music
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music The barber's chair, chair, chair... music

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music and she'll have suds, suds, suds till her Daddy takes the radox away... music

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music wig talc away, wig talc way, wig talc away...music
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