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by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm
Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.
I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'
Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm
Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.
I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'
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playin' in a trevally band
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...I can do anything better than you
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coelacanth
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Manta-rays, of the way we were . . .
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I fell in love with Annette Curtain.
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luckless_pedestrian wrote:I fell in love with Annette Curtain.
Did the relationship end because you could see right through her?
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Well that, plus the fact that she was hole-ier than thou.
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Did she keep you on hooks? Did you tell her to pull herself together? Was she a pole? Did she only have eyes for you? Did you keep her hanging around?
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She served her purpose, but after a while I wanted to see more of the world.
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Was she obsessed by privacy?
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I don't know, it was weird. I felt like she was hiding something from me.
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It's probably best that you draw a voile over the whole experience.
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No Voile was her older sister, a bit thicker from what I remember.
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A compleat idiot you mean?
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The other sister was blind and in the circus, she was a big draw.
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Venetia... yeah she was something to behold.
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Yes but given to Roman around and hanging about.
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How is their old man Rod? It's always nice to see him when he drops down here...
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The kids have been running rings round him.
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Enough to slide him off the rails no doubt...
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He said he was going to buy a safety pelmet if they carry on.
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Not sure if your Fabricating a story there Glas but if its true he should stand up Vertical like a man and fight back. An eyelet for an eyelet.
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Yes, he should crush their velvets.
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Alterntively he could try and perSuede them to be reasonable.
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I trained to be a hairdresser. When they told me I'd failed my final exams I wanted to curl up and dye.
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That must have been a hair raising experience. I hope it hasnt permanently affected you.
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I'm combover it now.
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I suppose it was best to just brush it aside.
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Yep, what doesn't kill us makes us tonger.
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That mirrors an experience I had once. I told them they could keep my hair clippings... then blowed out onto the street in top conditioner.
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Im sure that last one was a sham-
-poo to you!
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In Vietnam they try to take haircutting to new levels... you go deeper and deeper into a series of rooms. Ear cleaning, toe tickling, massage the temples. I got as far as the eyeball massage bit... then politely told them I had to get back to work... which was complete bull. If you ever go there - try it!
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While it does'nt sound BARBERous, it certainly looks like you had a close shave.
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Comb off it, it was a brush with fate.
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You could shave that again. I was lucky to comb out of it in one hair-piece.
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It doesn't sound like a lice experience, that's for sure.
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Oh it was fine... just that I wasn't after the Ultimate Dove treatment.
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Fur flips sake don't get in a lather.
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Rinse you've been gone, rinse you've been gone...
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she was a hair clipper, one way styling gel...
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It took me sooo long to wash it out, but I washed it out...
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the long and winding cord... that leads... to your jaw
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The barber's chair, chair, chair...
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and she'll have suds, suds, suds till her Daddy takes the radox away...
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Give me soap, Joanna...
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Bald Moon Rinsing
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wig talc away, wig talc way, wig talc away...
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Gelous Guy
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The answer my friend is blow drying in the wind . . .
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