Random Factor... Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Or sheep that count themselves?

Self counting... in russian.

Or sheep that count themselves lucky.

Minted Lamb chops on the bbq...

Lamb chops, yes. Mint sauce, no. Mint is for toothpaste.

Mint is for tummy upsets too.

I had a really bad catnip habit when I was in my teens.

I'm having a cat nap.







(psst Texels)

Ok, a sturdy flock?

Well that's a very personal question!

Oh, you said flock...

Updated classics:

I'm sitting in a railway station,
got an email for my destination, mmmmm.
On a tour of one night stands
My condom and Viagra in hand
And every stop is neatly planned
for a poet and a one man electronic extravaganza...

You slept well I hear...

Pardon?

Sorry Breaker, standard joke when somebody says 'I hear' at the end of their sentence.

It was your singing after you woke up which gave it away... cheered me up that did.

My singing voice is like a songbird's. Well, like a seagull's actually, but it works with the right song.

But you're Welsh?

It was only a joke. I sing beautifully. Listen:

Stupid Muppet antipodean

Pardon?

Sorry, I posted on the wrong thread! I was talking about Willis, the Dragons captain who got carded. I wondered where that post went!

How are the Dragons going? Did they win?

Leinster 31 - 10 Newport-Gwent Dragons
Glasgow 12 - 23 Munster

Verily, they won not.

Thanks for those. Need to make rest of my selections for the tipping comp.

Kookaburras saying hello to you guys.... bloodly loud birds!

Balls.

Kia ora kookaburras!

luckless_pedestrian wrote:Verily, they won not.

"In sooth I know not why I am so sad.
Verily it must be that the Dragons were quite bad?

Alas, mine team gave not of its best this night.

My team playeth tonight... Best they win, or else I shall not be gay like the hummingbird.

"the quality of Riley is not plain
He droppeth balls as rain from heaven"

Suffice to say it would appeareth like some almighty deluge?

"now is the winter of our discontent
Riley has no pace or skill or football yet"

I thought the big match was tomorrow?

This is the Newport-Gwent Dragons.

This is Television...

A cross between wireless and the movies...

in my snipe I loved you mole

That's a high cliff face. I'd forgotten it was there...

Come on down to the Mermaid Café and I will buy you a bottle of wine, and we'll laugh, and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses...

Cari...

the wind is in from Africa... but last night, I couldn't sleep.

I saw Joni sing "Cari" at the Sydney Opera House.

That aint Opery boy.

That should be spelled o p r a h

APM - perhaps he meant...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Old_Opry

In the Concert Hall... you know what that is, Glas?

Nice to hear the swedish chef from the muppets commentating an BBC Alba the other night....

andy powells minder wrote:That should be spelled o p r a h

nope, that would be a big mouthy lady son

konica colours are calling me...

Calling me what?

I did some calculations yesterday and it turns out I've heard the 'ha ha ha ha' jingle on the Lloyds TSB advert 2.4 million times.