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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:48 pm

Random factor, like a tractor...
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Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

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Grocer Jack can kiss my crack.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 21 Feb 2013, 2:25 pm

He really can kiss my crack. He knows why as well, the bustard.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Feb 2013, 2:59 pm

Plastic bagging over the crack won't solve our defensive problems overnight.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 21 Feb 2013, 3:10 pm

Plastic bagging? Is that a new, er, thing?

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Post by Glas a du Thu 21 Feb 2013, 3:32 pm

music please felate me, make me grow,
For I would glove you like before music
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:37 pm

No, not the leather surgery chair Doc....

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:57 am

When I got the train to Llanelli to watch the Scarlets v Munster last season, there were some Fulham fans travelling to watch their team play Swansea. Quite a few of their songs were about John Terry, and I remember this one:

music His mummy is a stealer,
His daddy is a dealer,
His sister is a squealer,
The Terry Family. music

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Post by Glas a du Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:59 am

Benahz Ashgar Drool
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:01 am

Persian Puszci Cat?

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Post by Glas a du Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:05 am

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=kqoXCaCXQrw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkqoXCaCXQrw&gl=GB
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:15 am

link doesn't work - but I googled some pictures of her before.

The wife likes her too? (ssshhhhhh!) warning

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:17 am

Behnaz Akhgar is a national treasure.

Benahz Ashgar, on the other hand, is a taxi driver from Pill. Wink

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:24 am

I miss Hazel Blears. Labour's very own Squirrel Nutkin. I'll never forget when she was running for the leadership of the party and one of her coterie put his coat over a puddle, a la Sir Walter Raleigh; Hazel looked at him, giggled and walked around it.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:38 am

He'll never live that one down.

Labor (no 'u' here) is in turmoil in this country. Our PM of Welsh heritage but with this ear-splitting, whiny south-Adelaide accent Rolling Eyes has rubbed so many people up the wrong way. The rats are pouring off the back of the ship now.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 26 Feb 2013, 7:34 am

I'm not teaching you to suck eggs...

- But how will I ever learn?

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 26 Feb 2013, 7:39 am

Will Howley ever yearn?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 26 Feb 2013, 7:44 am

I'm sure he yearns for a simpler time when uncle Warren would pat him on the head and give him a Werther's Original.

'Well, you've got the backs running just the way I want: straight and hard, like how I landed on my heels when I fell off that ladder.'

'Oh uncle Warren, I wish you could stay for ever and ever.'

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Post by Glas a du Tue 26 Feb 2013, 8:12 am

Rob, you've been a naughty boy. I have to punish you. Bend over. This will hurt me more than you I assure you...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 26 Feb 2013, 8:29 am

Does uncle Shaun have to watch?

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 26 Feb 2013, 8:40 am

No, he's got the hand-held.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 26 Feb 2013, 8:59 am

Yes he does...you wouldn't want him participating, believe me.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:02 am

Fine, but I draw the line at Robin standing there shouting motivational slogans. I hear his voice in my sleep...

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Post by Glas a du Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:38 am

English buzz words in a North Walian accent...*shudder*
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 27 Feb 2013, 6:01 am

Agree, lacks Cynwrgy.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Feb 2013, 7:40 am

I really like my new burgundy jumper.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 27 Feb 2013, 7:40 am

Very Happy

Is your whiny voiced Labor leader related to Ieuan Wyn Jones ("Ieuan Whinge") an able politician but his voice lets him down?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:00 am

When we were on holiday in North Wales when we were younger, sometimes we'd go to my Taid's church on Sunday mornings. Ieuan Wyn Jones and his family were there once. My dad went to school with him, I think.


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Post by Pal Joey Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:22 am

Glas a du wrote:Very Happy

Is your whiny voiced Labor leader related to Ieuan Wyn Jones ("Ieuan Whinge") an able politician but his voice lets him down?

I pwyswyme you were asking me that qwyestyn?

No, she's a full on Commie. God only knows where she studied Law. She's got her heart into improving educayshun... but it appears to be music two little boys... and two little toys music too late. She's a hyper-bowl of her own imaginayshun.


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Post by Pal Joey Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:29 am

She's also a victim of her own genital-based discrimination.

If she were a cartoon character she'd have black soot all over her overalls.

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Post by Submachine Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:02 am

music Chicken Boo. Chicken Boo.
He don't act like the other chickens do.
He wears a disguise to look like human guys.
But he's not a man.
He's a Chicken Boo.music

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Post by Glas a du Mon 04 Mar 2013, 8:57 am

The history book I bought is rubbish. No mention of Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 06 Mar 2013, 7:45 am

On school sports day, no one could touch me in the walnut dash.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 06 Mar 2013, 8:23 am

Global warming is a load of steaming crap!

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Post by Glas a du Wed 06 Mar 2013, 2:55 pm

That's just a ruse to sell second rate frozen meat...
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 06 Mar 2013, 8:01 pm

It makes my ice water

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 07 Mar 2013, 8:33 am

music I watch porn under a wandering star... music

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 07 Mar 2013, 9:26 am

music Born under a bad signwriter... music

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music And it seems to me you lived your life with a candle in your minge... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 07 Mar 2013, 2:52 pm

Once I tried to log into my email account and couldn't work out why it wasn't letting me in. I checked and double-checked the password, but still nothing. Eventually I realised I'd typed hotnail.com.


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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:28 pm

I'm going to change my name to Noah Fence. Either Noah Fence, or Duncan Disorderly.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:49 pm

music Goodbye Norman James...music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 12 Mar 2013, 1:19 pm

Olly Murs can Frak off.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 12 Mar 2013, 1:20 pm

music Olly Murs, Olly Murs, will you do the Fandango...music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 12 Mar 2013, 1:23 pm

I want to see Olly Murs and Jessie J sail off into the sunset, and I'll blow up the boat before they get there.

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music blow the boat, blow the boat, will you do the Fandango...music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:05 am

A watched pot never boils, said the woman whose house burnt down.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:30 am

There was a nold woman who loved in a shoe...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:47 am

I'm keeping a poo journal. I call it 'Remembrance of things passed.'

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Post by Glas a du Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:57 am

Newport looks like an orifice from the air.
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:01 pm

Moderate effluent alert. Proceed with caution...

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