Random Factor... Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Pies Like Us

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

I treat my body like a temple.......it's just a shame I'm an atheist.

Religion is the soup of human strife...

I have no idea what's going on.

"thoooose aren't pillowwWWWWS!"

I shall counter your "thoooose aren't pillowwWWWWS!" with a:

So what are we gunna name the sled?
How about... "Tallulah?"
Tallulah! Hahaha! Tallulah! Sounds like a 2 dollar hooker! Where you come up with that?
That's my mother's name.......

It's very nice of you to bring your mother along today...

That's not my mother... it's my wife!

Have you ever gone to a dinner party where the hostess and the woman you've gone with have exactly the same... face? High dome forehead, blue pulsating blood vessels...

Or asked someone you haven't seen for a while who's put on weight... "When's the baby due?"

I've got a dyke, you can ride her if you like...

You should never, ever hold a fart in!

If you do it travels up your spine and into your head and that's where sh*t ideas come from!

Bugger!

luckless_pedestrian wrote:I have no idea what's going on.

+?

2 deck love shack.

In the back on crack.

Taking smack as treatment for plaque.

Under attack from a lady in black

On the wagon but chasing the dragon.

On and on but still they come

Looking glum and smelling of bum.

And rum made of plums.

And plum rum chewing gum.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

Who don't care.

Oh oh I love her so.

Don't talk ill of the dead!

Why not? It's better than talking death to the ill!

With a knick knack paddywack give a dog a slap,
This old man came rolling back.

ring-a-ring a Rosie, a pocket full of trojans...
a tissue, a tissue... the chandelier falls down

If you don't want to spoil your dog, you should only give him a treat once a week. Say every Chewsday.

An eye for an iPhone, a tooth for a bluetooth...

Bloody yobo's did it....

Blydi yobbos become flea-bitten hobos,
but whence comes the brogue?

The Weathergirls and Only Men Aloud were walking back to their hotel after a gig one night. Suddenly the Weathergirls pointed to the moon and cried, "It's waning, men!"

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.

On his head?

Look no hands!

Efe a gachodd a gollodd ei dref.

The Glad family motto?

20 - the total number of predictions made by our experts...

Eight out of ten cat owners said their cats kept missing the litter tray.

give it back to them then!

But it makes such a lovely bonnet.

...the cats of Australia have made their choice... Snappy Tom... Snappy To-o-om,
the cats of Australia are all one voice... Snappy Tom

and it's out of tune!

no tuna is available...

so stop carping!

are you trying to take the plaice out of me?

Oh for cod's hake...

oh, look what the herring's brought in...