Random Factor... Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Bouncing knockers...excuse me a minute.

I may not be able to get on tomorrow due to work and real life getting in the way so.......to keep you going how about these as well

Give us a kiss for Christmas. Or suck me off for Winterval.

Winterval is stupid. What do you call boxing day? Winterval 2 - let's get out of the house before we kill each other?

Or the beginning of Turkey Sandwich Week.

Tommy used to work on the doooocks..... eh...no he didn't...

Bon Jovi is French for 'good grief.'

Why are they singing about living on a pear anyway? Fruit is good for you and you can do all kinds of interesting things with a pear.

And she's buying a pear way to heaven...

...then he said, "It's not the cat amongst the pigeons, it's the pigeons amongst the cats!", and we all laughed heartily and drank more of the ale Mr Copperbottom splashed out of his hornpipe.

"Toin it on... de radio..."

"Oooooh-ooo-ooh-K, Boss.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d3Wxh1uRA8

trying to find the one where Rocky says to Daffy:

"OK boid... make wid de egg!"

Careful with that axe, Eugene Oregon...

nothing you can do, it's a total eclipse of the axe

My 10 year old nephew (who is admittedly a little bit ADHD) really started getting on my nerves last week kicking the back of my chair at the dinner table incessantly and as my Sister did nothing about it I may.....

.....have lost my cool a tad.

Does it make me a bad man that I told him that when he was born he was born with both male and female genitalia and that he should ask his Mum why she chose "boy" instead of "girl" as he looks more like a girl to me, and that if he disbelieves me he can find the "scar" where they sewed the lady-bits up on his perineum........and that he should also ask his Mum what a perineum is?!?!?!

I wouldn't know myself like.

5200 ways to leave your lover...

For aunties, starlets, dreamers, cousins, aesthetes, pilots, scoundrels, vixens, clerks, vegans, attorneys, granddads, fakirs, stewards, brokers, conjurors, gremlins, bishops, hypocrites, tutors, batsmen, tycoons, doctors, hookers, swots, libras, girls, members, snorkellers, golfers, judges, matadors, poseurs, flaneurs, pimps, printers, cyclists, parents, mobsters, players, neighbours, mandarins, jokers, managers, guards, chaps, journalists, matrons, atheists, beaus, ornithologists, clerics, romeos, strikers...I forgot what I was going to say now....

Lend me yer rears?

I drove all night to get to you, is that alright?

Yes that's fine, quite gallant really.

I drove all night, crept in your room,
Woke you from your sleep, to make love to you,
Is that alright?

Absolutely not. That's why I've taken out the restraining order.

I drove all night...is that all right

No buy a decent Flip car!

Ever gone on a wild goose chase? It's so unfair, they just fly off.

I've just glued wings off a bodyform onto the toilet duck. Even now it doesn't really look like a duck.

I think you need to get out of the toilet. Its been weeks now.

If I could only work out how this lock works...

There is no lock....

That's why I couldn't work it out!

How's the duck itself? Is it happy? Has it flown the toilet nest, now it has wings? The duck. Not the toilet.

Plus, you could always redecorate. That would be a positive.

Posserbly a chance but proberly not...

The owl and the pussycat went to seed in a beautiful pea-green way.

Cari wrote: Tommy used to work on the doooocks..... eh...no he didn't...

He's down on his luck cos the union is on strike. Must be in the RMT, its tough....

Look out Houston, there'll be thunder on the hill...

Oh-oh poor Romeo... sitting out on his own-ee-o... Oh-oh poor Romeo

lurk

liquorice

lurquorice


what is a perineum?

Primrose Hill used to be called Perineum Hill. The Victorians changed it.

luckless_pedestrian wrote:Primrose Hill used to be called Perineum Hill. The Victorians changed it.

so, perineum is some part of london?

Yes.

Between The Tower (Crown Jewels) and the Houses of Parliament (you can work this one out...)

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RAWHYDE! (Park)

Glas a du wrote:.

You make a very pertinent point there. It's often overlooked.

but baby... I'd run six miles from you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxAZU7PK8OA&feature=related

I thought only hens, snakes and dinosaurs laid eggs?

Linebreaker wrote:

Glas a du wrote:.

You make a very pertinent point there. It's often overlooked.

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Dotty.

The dirty thirty
The naughty forty
The shifty fifty
The filthy five
Zips, clips, whips and chains
Wait for you to arrive
Hell's angels by the busload
Stoned stupid, how they strut
Smoked Woodbines till they're banjoed
And smirk at the swedish smut

Name and occupation?

- Sherwood, florist.

Glas a du wrote:Between The Tower (Crown Jewels) and the Houses of Parliament (you can work this one out...)

Top work fella!

Have yourself and upside down dancing banana!

I came home the other day to find the Mrs counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason.

"Oh dear," I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

A-boom boom tsch!

Thank you, I'm here all week don't forget to tip your waitress

Can they have it all?

Nice cushions...

One two three o'clock, four o'clock man sausage...