The Scenes We'd Like To See Thread

by theundisputedY2D2 Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:09 pm

This is a thread based on Mock the Week's (in)famous final round.

First up:

Unlikely Lines for a Superhero To Say

by Adam D Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:15 pm

Hulk say - for mash get SMASHHHHHHHHH

Spiderman - with great power, comes really slutty chicks

by Guest Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:22 pm

Robin: Why has it taken me more than 14 years to go through puberty?

by **ADMIN** Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:33 pm

Superman: This looks like a job for ....The Chuckle Brothers!

by David Tails Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:36 pm

One of my favourite ones from Mock The Week fits here...

What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow I don't think so...

by Adam D Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:44 pm

Superman: Faster than a speeding bullet......

Woman: well you've paid for the hour dear, you might as well take your time.,

by theundisputedY2D2 Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:51 pm

Batman: Robin, get the anti-flaming big ball of death heading right for our faces spray from my utility belt.

Robin: Uh......you're not wearing your utility belt Batman

Batman: I'm not?......oh sh|t.

by President Trump Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:12 pm

Robin: That was some luck Batman, I didn't think your chin would withstand such a big ball

Batman: It wouldn't be the first Big Ball to bang of my chin, old chum

by theundisputedY2D2 Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:21 pm

Spiderman: My Spidey sense is tingling!

Mary-Jane: Uh.....actually you're sitting on my vibrator.

by Legend Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:39 pm

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, what ever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre."

by David Tails Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:41 pm

Legend wrote:"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, what ever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre."

Ahh another Frankie Boyle quote.

by asdral225 Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:51 pm

Wolverine "Last time I went to the toilet and did that I circumcised myself "

by theundisputedY2D2 Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:07 pm

"We are the X-Men!"

"So you used to be guys but now you aren't?"

"No, not EX-Men, X-Men!"

"Oh......right"

by Guest Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:12 pm

The Incredible Hulk: "Yes its true, you are what you eat. I eat green giant sweetcorn everyday and now look at me"

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:10 am

Next one:

Rejected Lines from the Twilight Movies

by Guest Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:12 am

Edward: 'Bella, you blood is so different than anything i've ever tasted'

Bella: 'I have aids.'

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:32 am

I know this isn't a Scenes We'd Like To See comment but thought I should share this as it is on topic for Twilight: -

Click Here

by TipToes88 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:35 am

Thanks King Beer you may have just cost me my job. Apparantly laughing whilst on the phone to someone is very rude. I like to think that cutting into my skiving time is very rude but whatever

by Guest Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:36 am

TipToes88 wrote:Thanks King Beer you may have just cost me my job. Apparantly laughing whilst on the phone to someone is very rude. I like to think that cutting into my skiving time is very rude but whatever

Sorry mate! :D

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:44 am

Bella: Wait a minute...Vampires don't sparkle you freak!

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:12 pm

Edward: "I thought you were dead!"

Bella: "Well why the f**k didn't you try calling me or someone in my family to find out for sure numbnuts?"

by Guest Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:17 pm

Bella and Jacob are stood talking, they are getting very close and gazing into each others eyes, the camera focuses on their lips as they move in to kiss, a meathead on a bike rides past...

Kid: BEASTIALITY RULES!

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:24 pm

"Coming to a cinema near you. A chick flick all about Beastiality and necrophilia. No wonder Bella is a bit of an outcast."

by TipToes88 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:41 pm

please no more twilight, it literally gets everywhere

p.s. now have a deep insight into some of the lads dvd collections though

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:38 pm

Ok TipToes, we'll do another topic! Smile

Things You'd Never Hear A Football Commentator Say

by TipToes88 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:50 pm

(English pundit....or allan hansen) Actually, y'know what? I really don't want to talk about 1966 today

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:06 pm

"There's Balotelli being handed a bib, and he puts it on without any trouble"

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:15 pm

"I bet you'd smash it..."

Oh wait...

"We'd find you hanging out the back of it..."

Oh wait...

"Rangers win in Europe. That was a delightful attacking display"

"What a mild mannered individual Neil Lennon is..."

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:16 pm

"Alex Ferguson there, happily talking to the BBC"

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:17 pm

"And Neil Lennon walks up to the referee, shakes his hand and thanks him for a job well done"

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:18 pm

"The Aston Villa supporters singing Gerard Houllier's name. They've really taken the Frenchman into their hearts"

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:20 pm

"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:22 pm

"Such a heartening sight. Scott Brown, El Hadji Diouf, Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist share a hug after the full time whistle."

by Guest Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:23 pm

David Tails wrote:"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

Love it.

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:24 pm

"Maurice Edu, controlling it first time there"

"Kyle Lafferty's been outstanding today, and he hasn't fallen over once"

"And Torres gets his 4th of the game! £50 million is looking a bargain"

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:25 pm

King Beer wrote:
David Tails wrote:"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

Love it.

Is Leon Best not doing the business for you KB?!

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:31 pm

"Kyle Lafferty showing the deftness of touch that has led to the Rangers fans voting him better than Laudrup."

"Jose Mourinho there. What a kumquat".

"and Cristiano Ronaldo continues to show how the game should be played...with no theatrics involved."

"Barcelona playing well here. You can clearly see that they model their style on Stoke City"

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:36 pm

"Another clean sheet for Arsenal, their 18 straight in the league. Goalkeeper and defence working in perfect harmony"

"Route one again from Barcelona"

"Ashley Cole being applauded by the opposition fans there"

by Guest Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:38 pm

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
King Beer wrote:
David Tails wrote:"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

Love it.

Is Leon Best not doing the business for you KB?!

Did you see the Stoke score? :shock:

by Adam D Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:47 pm

David Tails wrote:"

"Jose Mourinho there. What a kumquat".

my favourite so far Very Happy

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:53 pm

King Beer wrote:
theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
King Beer wrote:
David Tails wrote:"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

Love it.

Is Leon Best not doing the business for you KB?!

Did you see the Stoke score?

Yeah it wasn't great KB. How much (if any Shocked

) of the £35 million do you reckon Pardew will be allowed to spend in the summer?

"These foreign players come over here with their honesty and all round sportsmanship, it's lovely to see"

"And a huge smile on Balotelli's face after he tracked back 80 yards to dispossess Walcott. The big man really looks like he's enjoying himself!"

"Tevez has done absolutely nothing today, he looks lethargic. Berbatov on the other hand has been buzzing around, a veritable ball of energy"

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:59 pm

"and that's a fourth goal for fan favourite Darren Mackie! He's a shoe-in for Player of The Year"

"Please welcome to the stage, our joint winners of the Fair Play award....Scott Brown and Majid Bougherra."

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:00 pm

"Welcome to Fir Park. Our playing surface looks fantastic today"

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:11 pm

"And Scott Brown and El-Hadji Diouf share a warm embrace before kick-off, and a hug for Neil Lennon as well from the Rangers man"

"Gawd almighty Barcelona are sh|te to watch aren't they? I mean what is this DRIVEL?"

"Cristiano Ronaldo really putting himself about in the midfield, he's like a pitbull"

"Mourinho hasn't got a clue, he's been completely tactically out-thought by Tony Pulis"

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:16 pm

"Please tell me I'm not working with Pat Niven or Andy Townsend on this game..."

"It's grea tto see Anelka playing with a smile on his face. He just loves being out there"

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:20 pm

"And here's the new manager of Everton Ladies......Andy Gray"

"And once again we thank Jamie Redknapp for that intricate tactical analysis that really reveals the subtle nuances of the game"

"Harry Redknapp there beating those supermodels off with a stick"

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:27 pm

"You can tell that Harry Redknapp has been hitting the Wii Fit hard. The pounds are falling off him!"

"Ashley Cole there swapping mobile numbers with the Streaker for future reference"

"That's a tremendous overhead kick goal from the EPL Leading Scorer Emile Heskey"

by David Tails Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:37 pm

"Andy Carroll bursting through one on one with the goal keeper...Spear! Spear! Spear!!!"

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 21 Mar 2011, 4:01 pm

"Andy Reid looking svelte there"

"Jamie Carragher, playing the ball on the deck as always"

by Adam D Mon 21 Mar 2011, 4:11 pm

And the fans from both set of supporters giving Robbie Savage a well deserved standing ovation there.

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