The Scenes We'd Like To See Thread

by theundisputedY2D2 Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:09 pm

First topic message reminder :

This is a thread based on Mock the Week's (in)famous final round.

First up:

Unlikely Lines for a Superhero To Say

by hodge Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:44 pm

'bloody heck this royal wedding drinking game is hard work'

by Liam_Main Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:48 pm

"And the big news of the day,Phillip hasn't made a racist comment."

by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:08 pm

"And there's the groom's father the Prince of Wales with his new partner Wesley Snipes"

by hodge Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:16 pm

'oh look the paint has nearly dryed on the wall next to me'

by Dave. Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:21 pm

'Arthur Scargill has just curtseyed to Her Majesty'

by hodge Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:24 pm

'The Queen has just been assassinated! And Charles is no where to be seen!'

by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:43 pm

"Well we've had quite a day here, everything appeared to be going swimmingly until the vicar asked if there was any reason why the two should not be married. I don't suppose anybody expected Charles to shout out 'She's your sister!' in the middle of it all"

by AberdeenSteve Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:34 pm

"Oh look, Harry has found himself a lady .. wait, it's Kate Middleton. GO ON HARRY MY SON."

by Liam_Main Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:51 pm

"Kate,Kate,Kate the things I would do too you...wait are we on air"

by AquaArab Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:54 pm

Is it just me or is the Queens low cut top giving anybody else the horn???

by David Tails Thu 28 Apr 2011, 7:06 pm

You join us here as the event has been delayed by a few minutes. One of the Corgies has had an accident in the middle of the aisle.

by camerajuan Thu 28 Apr 2011, 7:25 pm

And here she comes, radiant as she floats down the aisle. The shaky camera feed is due to me frantically ripping my dong off. Excuse me......

by AquaArab Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:03 pm

And here she comes, radiant as she floats down the aisle. Nobody expected Williams mother to make an appearance.

by Luke Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:49 pm

' And we've just been told, that Harry has fitted the bridal suite with
camera's. And will be broadcasting all that happens, at www.Kate&
Wills.com. While providing his own intimate commentry to the event'.

by camerajuan Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:53 pm

AquaArab wrote:And here she comes, radiant as she floats down the aisle. Nobody expected Williams mother to make an appearance.

Thieving git! furious

by AquaArab Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:21 pm

camerajuan wrote:
AquaArab wrote:And here she comes, radiant as she floats down the aisle. Nobody expected Williams mother to make an appearance.

Thieving git!

Sorry mate. Whistle

by AquaArab Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:25 pm

I don't understand what all the fuss is about. Kate Middleton has a face like a bulldog sucking on a lemon.

by AquaArab Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:32 pm

This truely is a fairytale wedding of an ordinary girl who marrys a prince and becomes a princess. And like all fairytales here comes the ugly witch or Camilla as some people call her.

by Liam_Main Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:33 am

And hear arrives the Queen with her Corgis,wait isn't that Camilla on a leash?

by Mr Bounce Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:38 am

..and it appears the rumours are true. Kate really does have a cracking pair of nipples - just like fruit pastilles! Drool

by theundisputedY2D2 Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:48 am

"We're getting word through now that Kate has refused to marry William, and she's run off with Prince Phillip".

by camerajuan Fri 29 Apr 2011, 1:26 pm

"F**k this, I'm off down the pub. Who gives a damn anyway? This is the most non-event of the millenium."

"We apologise for the disruption in broadcasting, Fearne Cotton has come to her senses"

by hodge Fri 29 Apr 2011, 4:09 pm

'isn't it nice Harry has worn his SS uniform for the day'

by GG Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:28 pm

"Looks like he married the wrong sister!"

by Liam_Main Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:11 pm

"And Phillip and Kate have just the left reception...together"

by camerajuan Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:32 am

New Topic

Things not to say when arguing with your life partner

by Liam_Main Sun 01 May 2011, 12:27 am

No wonder I shagged a prostitute.

by MR. scotland27 Sun 01 May 2011, 9:14 am

Honey I'm sorry about the ten asian women you found tied up in the garage, but we can work round this surely....

by hodge Sun 01 May 2011, 2:49 pm

fine, if you want to talk to me when you've calmed down i'll be at your sisters house!

by AquaArab Mon 02 May 2011, 1:49 pm

I don't understand your problem. Your mum doesn't complain when she swallows!

by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 03 May 2011, 1:31 pm

Well maybe if you hadn't put on so much weight we wouldn't be having this argument!

by camerajuan Tue 03 May 2011, 1:48 pm

You knew I wasn't submissive when I put your mum in the sharpshooter.

by Cheesehead United Tue 03 May 2011, 2:12 pm

I only married you to get closer to your sister!

by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 03 May 2011, 2:17 pm

I'm heading down the pub.

by hodge Tue 03 May 2011, 5:14 pm

we not having a Bin Laden related one Whistle

by theundisputedY2D2 Wed 04 May 2011, 12:50 pm

If you insist hodge!

Things Osama Bin Laden Would Never Have Said As His Final Words

by Cheesehead United Wed 04 May 2011, 1:51 pm

Please don't shoot, i love USA really.

by Adam D Wed 04 May 2011, 2:10 pm

I will have the final laugh. People will never believe you have killed me. They will blame the banks. And for the record, John Higgins should be banned.

by theundisputedY2D2 Wed 04 May 2011, 3:31 pm

Come on guys, at least let me see the end of Glee!

by KilliePieUpNorth2 Wed 04 May 2011, 3:38 pm

i like the americans...and i also like myself! which is better..? theres only one way to find out...FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

by Cheesehead United Wed 04 May 2011, 4:22 pm

Oh you found me. Can we play hide and seek again?

by camerajuan Sat 07 May 2011, 3:27 pm

You could've at least waited until 9/11 : The Return!

by hodge Sat 07 May 2011, 8:39 pm

'i wish to retire as world champion of hide and seek and hope that in 6 years time madeleine McCann can live up to my record'

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